“You ready for your present yet?” he says, and spins round with his arms stretched out like Jesus on his stick. He’s got his cock out, pointing it at me. But that’s not what makes me smile. He’s got a bit of ribbon tied round the middle of it, in a neat bow. Fuck knows where that’s come from or where he learnt how to tie bows like that.
“Yeah,” I say, and walk over to meet him. I kneel down and unwrap my present, give it a bit of a squeeze. “But this had better not be the only thing you’ve got me for Christmas or you’re in some serious fucking shit.”
Happy fucking Christmas, yeah?
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The Meat Wagon
When civilisation comes to an end, the Warhogs motorcycle gang are too busy partying to notice. But after their weekend of drink and drugs fuelled debauchery is over they find themselves in a world gone mad. Never having had anything but contempt for the law in their previous life, they embrace their new situation and are ready to take full advantage of it. Holing up in a fenced off industrial estate near Shefferham, it’s not long before they turn their thoughts to the nearby Meadowside shopping centre and all the treasure it contains – enough food and consumer goods for them to live in complete luxury for the rest of their lives. But with five men and only one woman between them, there are more pressing needs to sort out first.
Meadowside
Nobody knows where they have come from. The police are powerless to stop them. Everyone trapped inside the Meadowside shopping centre is on their own, with no hope of rescue. With the whole of Yorkshire under attack, they are the lucky ones. Kylie and her friends from the council estate are shoplifting in Sportswear Direct when Meadowside is invaded by thousands of crazed killers with a taste for human flesh. Fighting to survive, she must choose who is most likely to be able to save her — an off duty policewoman, an aging skinhead in his sixties, or a psychotic football hooligan with a chainsaw.
Table of Contents
Copyright
Punk Faction
1 Fucked Up and Wasted
2 Bored Teenagers
3 Reality Asylum
4 It’s All Done by Mirrors
5 I’m an Upstart
6 Police Bastard
7 Life Moves On
Skinhead Away
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2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
Bare Knuckle Bitch
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2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
Punk Rock Nursing Home
The Snatcher (Remix)
Warrior in Woolworths
A Very Stabby Christmas
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