The Man Who Understood Cats
A Caleb & Thinnes Mystery
Michael Allen Dymmoch
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Copyright © 1993 by Michael Allen Dymmoch
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
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First Diversion Books edition January 2015
ISBN: 978-1-62681-504-9
Also by Michael Allen Dymmoch
The Fall
M.I.A.
Caleb & Thinnes Mysteries
The Death of Blue Mountain Cat
Incendiary Designs
The Feline Friendship
White Tiger
For Peter Brogno
Acknowledgments
The author wishes to thank Carol Fitzsimmons, M.S.W., A.C.S.W., for answers to psychological questions; literary agent Ray Powers for advice on plotting; Oakton Community College Instructor Gary Deters, M.S., for general information on law enforcement; U.S. Customs Public Affairs Officer Cherise Mayberry for answers about Customs; N. Craig Luttig, CPA, for answers to financial questions; and the following members and former members of the Chicago Police Department for their answers to questions about the department: Sergeant Philip Derrig, Neighborhood Relations Officer Michael Barone, Commander Hugh Holton, and Director of News Affairs Tina Vacini. I have taken liberties with the information given me. Any errors are my own.
Thanks also to the reference librarians of the Northbrook Public Library; Janice Irvine, The Book Bin, Northbrook, Illinois; Judy Duhl, Scotland Yard Books, Winnetka, Illinois; Nancy of the U.S. Post Office, Northbrook, Illinois; Megan T. Blake and to readers Doug Cummings, Barb D’Amato, Morton Hartman, Hugh Holton, Ron Levitsky, Marilee Luttig, Mary Ann Rosberg, and the Red Herrings.
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One
The arena beneath the forest canopy was black, though a moon shone through the foliage with a strange luminosity—like a giant firefly on a tapestry. Pale daylight, caught in the understory leaves by day, refined and filtered free of heat, glowed in the moonlight from the faces of orchids and the fingers of epiphytes. A path sloped gently downward through the undergrowth like C. S. Lewis’s gradual road to Hell, through air flavored by black locust blooms and redolent of jasmine. Old-Tarzan-movie jungle sounds crescendoed and decrescendoed, and a glass-chime trickle of water perfused the darkness. There were no thorns. No snakes. No insects.
Caleb ran.
Night things fell silent as he passed. Tiny eddies in the fluid air stroked his damp skin with lover’s fingers, and the attenuated grasses of the forest floor stroked his long thighs. Cool kidskin leaves whipped his naked shoulders, leaving bloodless welts on his sensation. Damp humus cushioned his bare feet, and the rhythm of his breathing seemed to echo back to him from the smooth surfaces of leaves. As did the soft thuds of his footfalls. And the pulses of his heart.
Then something sinister added snarls to the jungle music, and Caleb’s enjoyment was interrupted by the ominous, distant crashing through vegetation of something invisible in the darkness behind him. Suddenly a cougar screamed. Suddenly Caleb was sweating profusely, in terror and quite out of breath.
His terror intensified. His heartbeats became the down-strokes of a pile driver, the open path a maze of exposed roots. Low branches reached out for him. The path widened onto a steep bank below which shallow water mirrored the green-gold light. Indecision froze him. Run or make a stand? Upriver or down? He turned to face the terror behind him. Twin yellow reflections of the moon peered back at him from the black jungle-patterned brocade. Caleb scrambled backward onto the brink. Then, as a fluid mass of darkness detached itself from the deeper black of jungle, the earth gave way beneath his feet and he was falling, tumbling, sliding in an avalanche of damp soil to the river’s edge.
His pursuer launched itself into the shallow river. Briefly it was silhouetted against a neon flash of watery moonlight. The mirrored moon shattered, and its shards cut a cat’s silhouette of sinister darkness between Caleb and the far bank. Caleb pressed himself against the embankment, into the soft earth, and squeezed his eyes shut as the cat whipped its tail against the shallow water. It crouched lower. As it sprang, it screamed, and as it screamed, a second cry echoed. He threw his arms up and braced himself for the blow. Just then, a second cat—white in the moonlight—launched itself at the first and bore the attacker earthward. The deadlocked bodies struck his chest with force enough to knock the scream from his throat. The shock sucked air into his lungs.
Then the gravity of the situation lessened. The oppressive weight crushing him was transmuted, and a roiling mass of claws and needle teeth and small furred bodies churned across his chest, a yin-yang of black and amber. The monster paws pounding him became the hammering of his own heart, and the pummeling of tiny heels and elbows. The scream that lodged in his throat deepened and was amplified by rage.
“God damn it, cats!”
Caleb’s eyes snapped open; confusion glazed them momentarily. As he sat upright, his eyes stretched wider with rage. The furred turmoil on his chest disintegrated as two small bodies scattered. He stared down at himself, expecting blood and flayed flesh, but saw instead a naked man, gleaming with sweat, moderately hirsute, not in bad shape for forty-two. He turned to stare at his image in the mirror covering the door of the closet next to the bed. A long, flat face with high cheekbones stared back at him, with pale eyes and brown hair that was not as thick as formerly.
He glared around. Daylight transformed the jungle to a ficus scraping the ceiling, a large Boston fern in the north window, a hanging philodendron, and abstract art. The river embankment had become his bed; the undergrowth, silk leaf-patterned batik sheets and oriental carpets. Two house cats, black and orange, paced opposite sides of the room with diminished ferocity.
Freud and Skinner.
He willed his heart rate back to normal and glared from orange to black. “One of you bastards is going,” he told them fiercely. The cats regarded his hostility with well-rehearsed indifference. B. F. Skinner jumped back on the bed, staring as if to say, “Were you addressing me?”
Caleb laughed and scratched the cat along his jawline. “Just as soon as I can sucker someone into taking you.”
Two
He bounded from the king-size bed onto the parquet floor and pushed between the luxuriant dieffenbachia screening his view of the lake to inspect the morning from his balcony. The first edges of daylight squeezed between clouds piled over the water, tinting them the colors of the age—pastel pink and lavender. Intense humidity, visible as a thin haze shrouding distant landmarks, promised to make the day unbearable, but this early, the air was still cool enough to be intoxicating.
Caleb felt as if he was at the center of the universe. Chicago, not Easter Island, was the world’s navel. Heart of the heartland. Drug and air trafficker to the nation.
He ran five miles every morning, six days a week, weather permitting. When it was too hot or cold outside, he ran or swam at the health club. Usually he headed north along the lakeshore and ran through Lincoln Park. Sometimes he drove to Evanston and ran through the Northwestern campus; occasionally he’d follow the Green Bay Trail as far as Ravinia in Highland Pa
rk. This morning he went south along the shoreline, trying to keep his mind in the present, thinking of nothing but the perfect placement of each footfall. Zen and the Art of Jogging. Actually secondhand Zen; like most Americans, he hadn’t the time or the patience for the real thing. He stopped on the Ohio Street Beach to stretch and skip a flat stone across the water. He trotted through Olive Park, out to the end of Navy Pier and back. Further south, he stretched again as he inspected the flotilla of sailboats ranked artlessly on the gray wash of the harbor. The sky would have sent his beloved scrambling for a paintbox. Ah, well. The agony had subsided—even compound fractures of the soul heal, given time—leaving him a little empty, a little melancholy, victim of a pervasive malaise. It would be easy to become depressed.
Of course, there was still the question; why? But there was no reason. The clichés that came to mind were anesthetic: Those whom the gods love die young; God has His reasons; etc. Perhaps He does. Perhaps the foremost is to make us value life.
“You’re getting maudlin, Jack,” he told himself, “How about this one—Physician, heal thyself.”
He sprinted across the Drive, dodging early commuters, and shook the mood off by pushing himself to his limits through Grant Park. He went almost to the Field Museum before heading back north. One of the advantages of keeping your body fit was that you had control of it.
B. F. Skinner watched him shave and peered into the shower as he adjusted the water. Caleb’s cats were less pets than symbionts. He gave them space, vaccinations and regular meals; and received, in return, companionship and a sort of aesthetic experience. It wasn’t just that they were beautiful and amusing, though their forms were satisfying, their behavior fascinating; they embodied the same balance and grace as certain works of art—no wonder the Egyptians worshiped them. There was no logic to it, no way to explain it to non-lovers of cats.
The shower was a ritual. He stepped under the water, soaped and rinsed off quickly, then stood with his back to the stream, concentrating on the sensation as heated fingers of water massaged his neck. He gradually turned up the temperature to as hot as he could stand it, shifting from foot to foot, then forward and back, so that the fingers played across his shoulders, back and buttocks, and up and down his legs. He turned the temperature down a little before he turned around to get his front. When he finally stepped out, his skin tingled. He took inventory as he toweled off and found little with which to be dissatisfied.
Back in his room, he selected an expensive suit from a closet full of expensive suits and coordinating ties, shirts, and shoes. He had invested a great deal of money and time in his wardrobe, taking care to choose each suit for the particular sensations it aroused, the subtle differences that made it quite unlike the others. He had gone back for fittings as many times as necessary to insure that each suit was as comfortable as skin. He chose a pale gray summer wool by instinct, the correct weight for the weather, the right color for his scheduled clients. Considering his clientele, exquisite taste had a definite survival value.
He entered the living room, noting—with almost subliminal satisfaction—the mossy support of the Bidjar Herati beneath his shoes. The elements of his environment—the oil portrait over the fireplace, the wall of walnut bookshelves, the stereo system—gave him great comfort and pleasure, though he took only cursory notice of them now. Before leaving, he checked his reflection in a gilt-framed mirror by the door and patted Sigmund Freud, who was perched on a nearby chair-back. Then he set the security system controls and let himself out.
He took the Jaguar so he could stop in at the hospital at lunch without wasting time trying to get a cab. Though he wouldn’t get it out of third gear in the short hop between garages, the look and feel of the silver-blue vehicle gave him the same sense of pleasure he felt for his cats, and a lion tamer’s delight in its power.
At the Grant Park garage, he angled it into his usual space—next to the attendant’s car—and locked it. He gave Matt the keys and a five and asked, “How’s your family?” As he listened while the man thanked him and told of tribulations that would have vexed Job, he knew Matt’s gratitude was more for the question than the money. For two minutes of concern, Matt would guard the car as carefully as he would have for fifty dollars. Caleb wondered where the manipulation left off. Was what he did with words different from what others do with money? What harm did it do? Yet, can a man see things clearly if he has his eyes on his own interest?
Caleb walked to his North Michigan Avenue office building and took the stairs to the third floor. As he unlocked the door, he read the sign on it autonomically—NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE ASSOCIATES—and noted that the FM beyond it was set for elevator music.
The doctors’ private office doors stood closed on opposite sides of the waiting room, which was decorated with soothing colors and comfortable furniture, a variety of plants, windows with a view of Grant Park, prints on the walls, and a tank full of tropical fish. An L-shaped reception desk near the entrance isolated clients psychologically from the receptionist and kept the more restless ones from playing with the copier or the computer.
The receptionist, Mrs. Sleighton, was watering the plants, and she hurried to turn the radio down to barely audible as he came through the door. Irene—so Caleb thought of her, though he was careful to keep their relationship formal—was in her late forties, and fierce or motherly, as necessary. Because she was cheerful and punctual, exceptionally discreet, and didn’t file her nails or chew gum in the office, Caleb was inclined to overlook her propensity for tabloid news and Muzak.
She said, “Good Morning, Dr. Caleb.”
“Good morning, Mrs. Sleighton.” He looked around. “Did Mr. Finley cancel?”
“No. It’s not like him, is it?”
It wasn’t, Caleb agreed. Allan was always punctual. As he went into his inner office, Irene turned up the odious Muzak and took out a copy of the Star.
The furnishings in Caleb’s office were similar to those in the reception room. A large desk stood opposite the door, with comfortable chairs on both sides; the wall behind it was covered with shelves of impressive tomes and built-in cabinets. A bank of windows—to Caleb’s right as he entered—provided a priceless view of Grant Park to the conversation area, with its couch and armchairs, and tables bearing ashtrays and designer Kleenex. The wall opposite the windows displayed a clock and the Jason Rogue lithograph of a cat. Caleb sat down in one of the armchairs and lost track of the time as he stared at the view and pondered the liberating and enslaving nature of habit. Until the intercom buzzed on his desk. He crossed the room and pressed a button.
Irene’s voice came from the machine. “Mrs. Gates is here, Doctor.”
“Thank you. Did Mr. Finley call?”
“No. Shall I call and reschedule?”
“Please. If you can’t get him at home, try his office, but if he’s not there, don’t say who’s calling.” He shut off the intercom and smiled as Mrs. Gates came in.
“Good morning, Dorothy…”
Three fifty-minute hours later, Caleb’s eyes had nearly glazed over with boredom as his third client meandered on. The man was a self-described VIP, the president of a small manufacturing company, who’d inherited a patent that was making money faster than he could spend it. He was a man who couldn’t be wrong, and he couldn’t understand why he was snubbed by Chicago’s “beautiful people.” Caleb listened to his troubles with part of his attention, noted contradictions and discrepancies, and filed away details for reference. But he had heard most of it before. Waiting for the man to get to the real point was testing Caleb’s endurance. Caleb would have found him intolerable had his unhappiness been less obvious or his defenses less transparent.
Caleb had diagnosed him a dog man. He tended to classify everyone as either dog people or cat people; he’d even considered submitting a paper on the subject. The former were those for whom social approval was the goal of existence. Dog people couldn’t function without constant reassurance that they were loved and admired. T
hey were creatures who needed to fill every moment with sound or activity, to make friends with everyone they met. Cat people, on the other hand, were more discriminating. More independent. More self-possessed. Less concerned with public opinion. He had met cat people from whom he’d managed, after several years’ acquaintance, to elicit no more than hello or good morning. With some people, as with some cats, that was the best one could hope for. On the whole he found cat people more interesting.
“…and then she had the nerve—I don’t know why I married that bitch—to tell me I bore her.”
“What exactly did you expect to get from coming to me?”
“Just what I do get. I get to say I support one of the most expensive shrinks on the North Shore.”
“I’d say you’re getting a rather poor return on your investment.”
That got him. “You kissing me off?”
“I’m telling you I can’t write a prescription for what’s troubling you.”
“What makes you think I want…”
Caleb waited.
“They say the one who dies with the most toys, wins.”
Caleb raised an eyebrow.
“I want to know what?”
Caleb nodded and glanced at his desk clock. “We’ll work on that next time. In the meantime, I’d like you to think about what changes you’d like to make in yourself. Just yourself. You can’t change anyone else.”
“It’s not enough I gotta pay you a fortune, I gotta work too?”
Gotcha! Caleb stood, smiling. “You pay me to make you work.”
The VIP nodded as he got up, and Caleb ushered him out. When he’d closed the outer office door on the man, Caleb turned to look questioningly at Irene.
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