THE SPELLMANS STRIKE AGAIN

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by Lisa Lutz


  I lived in fear for weeks, not knowing when, how, or in what form the discovery of my father’s missing shield would take place. I decided that outright denial was my only option and I mentally prepared for my defense. It never occurred to me that the badge would turn up again.

  Exactly four weeks after Prom Night, I returned to my bedroom and found my father’s police badge on my pillow, accompanied by a note in my mother’s hand: I own you.

  And this is where it becomes my mother’s story.

  The day before, Mom had caught a call from the Redwood City Police Department. A man named J. T. Schaeffer had been arrested for possession of a controlled substance and impersonating a police officer. Schaeffer’s record gave the arresting officers leverage, and Schaeffer agreed to cooperate, telling a tall tale of some fresh-faced, brown-haired woman selling him the badge for fifty dollars.

  My mother arrived at the station and asked to speak with Schaeffer. He gave her a description of the woman; my mother filled in the blanks—including the blank that I probably slept with a stranger and he nicked the badge after I showed it off. She knew I wouldn’t sell it. Or at least she knew I’d ask for more than fifty bucks.

  To keep my father out of it, my mom suggested to Schaeffer that he plea out on the drug charges and turn informant for the PD. She then tactfully asked the arresting officers if they could keep this incident quiet. She was vague about her reasons but persuasive, as she always is, and besides, cops like to look after other cops. No one ever knew what happened besides me, my mother, and J. T. Oh, and Petra. Because I told her.

  For six months following the incident, I was on my best behavior. And when I started to slip again, my mother had other tools of coercion and we never really brought up Prom Night again.

  Now, sixteen years later, I was ready to come clean. Turns out my mother wasn’t.

  “Hold on a second,” Mom said, after I said I was going to tell Dad the truth. “You’re not going to tell your father anything.”

  And this, my friends, is when the leverage in the relationship shifted. It never occurred to me before, but my mother’s secret was far worse than mine.

  “I really want to tell Dad the truth,” I said. “It would feel good to get this off my chest. But I’m willing to negotiate.”

  THE $500 PAYBACK

  What would have been extremely hard but satisfying labor for a single person ended up as a two-man job. Rae was at school and then gardening probation, which gave us a window of eight hours. We shopped for the necessities the day before, managing to stay just within my budget—$479.84, when you added up the receipts.

  For two women with little experience in decorating—especially decorating out of their aesthetic—I think we did a brilliant job. My third and final attack on my sister would be realized that evening.

  I sat in the living room, drinking a beer and watching television. My mother, wiped out from the day’s labor, sipped a cocktail and put her feet up. Rae returned home, spirits crushed after a long afternoon of commingling with nature, and climbed the stairs to find solace in her own personal space.

  The scream that emanated from upstairs was one of the most satisfying sounds I had ever heard in my life. As predicted, footsteps racing down the stairs followed the scream. Then Rae stood in front of me and Mom and gawked at us with a look of disbelief.

  “What have you done?” she said.

  Let me tell you what we had done: We painted Rae’s bedroom canary yellow; we replaced her navy-blue corduroy comforter with a lacy pink duvet with ruffles and hearts. We plastered boy-band photos all over the walls; we hung mobiles with glitter; we painted her desk white and did a hideous decoupage with a mermaid theme.

  There were tears in Rae’s eyes.

  “How am I supposed to sleep in that?”

  “Guess what?” I said. “The fairies on the wall, they glow in the dark. You don’t need a night-light anymore to find the bathroom.”

  Rae went to the kitchen and poured herself a ginger ale. My mother followed her in and laid out the parameters of the punishment.

  “You live in it for two weeks. Then you can restore it how you wish. I saved your duvet and all your wall art.”

  Rae didn’t talk to anyone for the rest of the evening. In the morning, she phoned me. I was prepared for a deluge of abuse. Instead, all I got was this:

  “I’m sorry, Isabel. I’m really, really sorry.”

  CASE CLOSED?

  That afternoon, as I drove to the Winslow mansion to check on all things butler related, my cell phone rang. It was Connor. Or it was someone else calling from the Philosopher’s Club. I let the call go to voice mail. But I had to admit: I missed that bar.

  After I parked in the circular driveway, I listened to the message.

  “Is-a-bel. It’s me again.1 Pleeaase call me back this time. I miss ya. I’m sorry. Ya know, one of those women I kissed before we were officially together and the other one was just crazy and attacked me. I wan’ ta talk to ya. I wan’ ta see you again. Please. Call me back.”

  Instead, I deleted the message and entered the Winslow home.

  “I’m afraid none of the applicants we have met so far are suitable for this position,” Mr. Leonard said after we sat down for excellent tea and a chat in the butler’s quarters.

  “Did you use the domestic service that I recommended? I got the number from the rich old lady across the street. She’s got a whole crew in that house and doesn’t seem to run into any trouble.”

  “Well, Mr. Winslow’s needs are very particular. He has a great love for the arts and he simply cannot abide having a cultural crude in his employ.”

  “Len, you’ve got to let this job go. It’s not for you. Did you get the paperwork I asked for?”

  Len rolled his eyes and handed me an envelope. “Yes. Here is Mr. Winslow’s latest will. It took forever for us to locate it, as apparently his attorney is on vacation. You will be interested to learn that Winslow provided generously to the valet previously known as Mason Graves.”

  “What’s ‘generously’?”

  “Five hundred thousand dollars.”

  “That’s definitely generous. Anything else in here I should know about?”

  “Yes. He bequeathed approximately fifty thousand dollars to Mrs. Enright.”

  “He scowls every time she enters the room. Why would he leave her any money?” I asked.

  “Apparently Mason was quite fond of her. On numerous occasions Mr. Winslow considered firing her and Mason always convinced him against it.”

  I honestly couldn’t get a handle on that Enright woman; something funny was going on and I was missing it.

  “That’s all for now, Len. I’m giving you two weeks’ notice.”

  “Only Mr. Winslow can do that,” Len replied.

  “Who pays your checks?”

  “You do, but—”

  “No buts. You’re out of here in two weeks. Mark my words.”

  I should have left bread crumbs as I wormed my way through the Winslow home. As I traveled through the mansion maze, I got lost and ended up in an entirely separate wing, which held a separate, more modest kitchen, which I suppose was where most of the staff consumed their meals. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught the back of Mrs. Enright’s head. She was eating a sandwich—an innocent enough act. As I turned to find my way out, my coat rustled against the wall. Mrs. Enright twisted around in her chair and stared right at me.

  “Excuse me,” I said. “I seem to have gotten lost. How do I get out?”

  “Ms. Spellman, can I help you?”

  “I said, ‘I’m lost,’” I replied, louder than before.

  “You’re what?” she said, competing with me for sheer volume.

  I would have repeated myself again, only I was tired of the ruse. If she could hear fabric brush against a wall, she could hear me say at full volume that I was lost.

  “Forget it,” I said. “I’ll find my way out.”

  That night I phoned Len and Christopher’s
house to get a status update on the dialect wars and to find out something else.

  Christopher answered the phone in his regular English accent, which I would have taken as a fortuitous sign if it weren’t for the content.

  “This. Is. All. Your. Fault,” Christopher said, long-jumping over all forms of pleasantries.

  “If I had a dime for every time someone used that line on me . . . forget about the dime. I’m going to start charging people for saying it. Five bucks a pop. Listen, Christopher, I gave your boyfriend a job—not just any old job, an exciting acting-slash-spying job that most jobless people would shave their heads for. It’s not my fault he took to it like Krazy Glue on . . . well, anything. Besides, there’s something else going on that you haven’t told me. Len isn’t dedicating himself to this role just because he’s found his calling in butlering. So either fess up or keep it to yourself.”

  There was a pause. You could even call it a lull.

  “He’s bartering,” Christopher reluctantly replied.

  “For what?” I asked.

  “A move to New York or Los Angeles so that he can actively pursue his acting career.”

  “I’ve always thought Benson2 was ripe for a feature film adaptation.”

  “You’re not as funny as you think you are.”

  “I’m funnier, aren’t I?”

  “I’m going to hang up now.”

  “Oh, you’re just cranky because you hate packing.”

  “Won’t you miss us?” Christopher asked.

  “You haven’t gone anywhere yet.”

  “You’ll miss us when we’re gone.”

  “So you are moving?” I asked, suddenly saddened by the prospect of yet another friend skipping town.

  “The way I see it,” Christopher said, “is that either we move to New York or Los Angeles, Len and I break up, or my life partner spends the rest of his days as a black Jeeves impersonator. Obviously, we cannot go on as we are.”

  “Have you made a decision yet?”

  “No,” Christopher replied. It sounded as if the wind had been sucked out of him. “I take it you have business to discuss with Mr. Leonard?”

  “Just a quick question,” I replied.

  A moment passed and Christopher passed the phone to Len.

  “Isabel, darling, what can I do for you?”

  “When Mrs. Enright takes a day off, does she sleep elsewhere?”

  “Yes, I believe so.”

  “Does she have a car?”

  “Yes. An old, dented Toyota. Hideous thing. She parks it in the back, out of sight.”

  “Do me a favor. Drop by the office tomorrow morning. I’m going to have you stick a GPS on her car. Okay?”

  “It would be my pleasure,” Mr. Leonard replied.

  “Knock it off,” I said, and quickly hung up the phone.

  FREE MERRIWEATHER—

  CHAPTER 4

  Having been unable to free Merriweather, I figured the least I could do was visit him on occasion and let him know that someone was on the case. My fear, however, was that all my work would be in vain. It’s a hard concept to wrap your head around—a man can be in prison for a murder he didn’t commit and there’s no way to fight the system. You have to fight it, of course, but in my research it’s become obvious that sometimes justice isn’t served. DNA evidence has freed many men and women, but in cases where DNA evidence has been lost or corrupted, the other avenues of appeal are incredibly limited. Especially so many years after the original crime took place.

  “My angel,” Demetrius said when he saw me through the plastic divider.

  I couldn’t help but wonder if it had special filters that made me appear more virtuous. I had no news for Merriweather. I was still hoping Henry would come through on the case files, but I figured incarcerated life had to make someone crazy—evidenced by my sister’s insanity upon her release—so I paid my “pen” pal a visit. I even wore my shirt.

  According to Rae (not that I’m crediting her with being an expert on anything), one of the primary complications for a newly released prisoner is adapting to a world that has drastically changed. Since Demetrius and I had little in common—he could quote scripture all day long; I’d memorized most of the Ramones’ songs—I decided to use visiting hours to test him on his knowledge of the outside world. I made up a quiz and I am happy to report Demetrius passed with flying colors.

  Quiz for Merriweather1

  1)�What corresponds to a medium-sized cup of coffee?

  a.�grande

  b.�tall

  c.�venti

  d.�medium

  2) People talk to themselves more than they used to.2

  a. True

  b. False

  3) How do you spell “See you later” in a text message?

  a. See you later

  b. See U later

  c. c u l8r

  4) What does phat-phree mean?

  a. Something low in calories

  b. Something that’s not phat

  c. Something that’s uncool

  d. B and C

  5) Flying cars are . . .

  a. Available to the very wealthy.

  b. In Germany only.

  c. Still only seen on The Jetsons.

  6) Pay phones have all but disappeared.

  a. True

  b. False

  7) Pilates is . . .

  a. A children’s television program about pilots who have wooden legs and pet parrots.

  b. A new wacky disease.

  c. A type of exercise.

  d. The largest cup of coffee in the world.

  8) The U.S. will be switching over to the metric system

  a. In one year.

  b. In five years.

  c. Never!

  9) After going to the moon in 1969–1972, scientists used that knowledge to:3

  a. Use the moon as a toxic-waste dump.

  b. Go to Mars.

  c. Build a luxury moon hotel.

  d. Not go to the moon anymore.

  10) A venti mocha with whipped cream costs:

  a. Approximately $2.00.

  b. Approximately $3.00.

  c. Approximately $4.00.

  Now this is where Merriweather and I got into our first and only argument.

  “I’d never pay four dollars for a fancy cup of coffee.”

  “You say that now, but things change, Demetrius.”

  “Never, Isabel. That’s just wasteful.”

  “We’ll see what happens when we get you out.”

  “Never,” he said, shaking his head.

  And then, when I was scoring his quiz (100 percent), Demetrius said, “Angel, I do appreciate your efforts to enlighten me on current events. But we do have access to the Internet and TV here. And you know how I love the television. Reality TV has been my porthole to the outside world. I know what’s going on.”

  “That’s the saddest thing I ever heard,” I said.

  “It’s sad to watch,” Demetrius replied. “Almost makes me want to stay on the inside.”

  Then he laughed.

  “Just kidding, Angel. I still want out.”

  When it was time for me to leave, I told Demetrius to hang in there. Demetrius told me to “be good.” I thought about it, but then I changed my mind.

  Henry phoned me later that afternoon.

  “I’ll be home at seven. Come over then,” he said, and then promptly disconnected the call.

  I arrived at seven fifteen. Henry had a stack of files splayed across his kitchen table. Harkey files. It would be hard to convey the pleasure this vision brought to me. I guess it would be akin to another woman coming home to a room full of roses. “Did you look through them?” I asked hopefully.

  “I glanced,” Henry said, which meant he did more than glance.

  “Your initial impression?” I asked.

  “He was a bad cop,” Henry replied. “See for yourself.”

  •� •� •

  For the next two hours I reviewed all
of Harkey’s murder cases over a ten-year period, during the time he was a homicide inspector for the SFPD. By the time the two hours were up, I could tell you that Harkey can’t spell, has trouble forming complete sentences, and definitely never looked beyond the obvious suspects.

  “How did he even make it into homicide?” I asked Henry.

  “He comes from a long line of cops.”

  “Right. I forgot.”

  When it came time to discuss what to do with all this information, I drew a blank. I’m used to private investigative work, not legal research or criminal law.

  “How would you proceed?” I asked Henry.

  “I’d let it go,” Henry replied.

  “Let me rephrase the question: If you were me, how would you proceed?”

  “Harkey’s first partner—John Rooney—took an early retirement. From the outside, it looked like they were trying to avoid a scandal. At the same time, a forensics expert, Graham Daley, quit unexpectedly. There were rumors that they were tampering with evidence, but everything was hushed up. Remember, it was twenty years ago. If Harkey learned the job from Rooney, he might have taken certain matters into his own hands if he thought he had his suspect. I’d look into any case that Harkey was working on with Rooney. Also, I heard that he butted heads a lot with his last partner. A young guy, still on the job. His name is”—Henry shuffled through the paperwork to find it—“Andrew Fishman.”

  “What can you tell me about him?”

  “A straight-up cop. The wrong partner for Harkey. They were together two years before Harkey retired. Fishman has a good reputation. But I don’t know if he’ll talk. You know how cops are.”

  I stared down at the mess of my papers and tried to unscramble my head; I had a flashback to my high school days, trying to write a ten-page term paper on the American Revolution—I spent most of my time widening the margins and playing with the font to make 2,200 words stretch.

  Henry brought me a cup of coffee and a snack of carrots and celery and hummus, which he annoyingly called “brain food.” My own brain functions better on a bag of salt-and-vinegar potato chips.

 

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