by Gary Tenuta
***
What Germer never knew was that back on that cold, blustery Christmas Eve, as he was laying the urn to rest, someone had been carefully observing the entire burial proceedings from the comfort of a black Cadillac limousine parked directly across the street.
The man in the limousine was a wealthy American, an eccentric to the extreme. He had flown to New Jersey from his own home, thousands of miles away, in Seattle.
With his long, gray hair and wire-rimmed glasses he bore a striking resemblance to the visage of Benjamin Franklin on the hundred-dollar bill. The man was possessed by two things: an addiction to drugs––with a special affinity for mescaline––and a long-time interest in the occult. He fancied himself, in fact, as a true initiate of the Dark Arts. A self-professed 33rd degree Freemason, well into his 60s, he went by the name of Sir Michael J. Moorehouse.
Whether the title of ‘Sir’ had been officially bestowed upon him by the Queen of England or whether, as some surmised, it was an adornment bestowed upon him by virtue of his own imagination, was not clear. Whether or not he was a Freemason of any degree whatsoever was also not clear. What was clear to anyone who knew him was that he was totally and unblushingly obsessed with Aleister Crowley and had been so for many years.
He had, in fact, spent several years of his life tracking and stalking the Beast from New York to Paris, from Italy to England. Wherever the Beast did roam, Sir Michael J. Moorehouse tracked him down.
Once, in Paris, he even managed to have a few words with his idol. To actually converse face to face with Crowley was always the primary goal. But that singular conversation was cut short as Crowley found Moorehouse to be annoying in the extreme. Crowley quickly dismissed the man, rather rudely, as he often did to anyone with whom he did not feel an immediate kinship.
Moorehouse became increasingly obsessed with Crowley over the years and was determined to win favor with the Beast one way or another. He would send letters and telegrams to Crowley begging for an audience but, much to his frustration and dismay, none of the attempted communications were ever answered. Then, when he learned of Crowley’s death and the plan to send the urn from England to the home of Karl Germer, he knew he might have a chance to possess what he had thus far failed to acquire: a personal and permanent audience with the master of magick––even if it was only the ashes of the great man. At this point in his life, a dead idol was better than no idol at all.
Now, having observed the burial ceremony, and knowing the precise spot where the urn was resting, he ordered the limo driver to take him back to his hotel but not before dropping him off at the nearest hardware store to purchase a few items. That mission accomplished, he returned to the hotel and instructed the limo driver to pick him up again at midnight.
That night the limo arrived at the appointed hour and took Moorehouse back to Germer’s residence. This time, however, to insure privacy, Moorehouse instructed the driver to park around the corner, out of view. The driver, having been tipped handsomely, complied without question.
Moorehouse exited the limo, shovel and flashlight in hand, and made his way on foot, through the darkness, directly to Germer’s house.
Without hesitation, he quickly, stealthily, scurried onto the property and dug up the oak box containing the treasured prize. He scooped up the tattered copy of The Book of the Law and shoved it into his coat pocket. Then he filled the empty hole and brushed the dirt around, attempting to make it appear undisturbed. He stuffed the flashlight into his other coat pocket, picked up the shovel and, with the oak box cradled under his arm, his heart pounding, he departed the scene like a phantom in the night.
When he entered his hotel room he was shaking like a schoolboy who had just stolen a candy bar from under the nose of the shopkeeper and somehow got away with it. He was overwhelmed by the sheer excitement of the entire ordeal but a heavy dose of liquor soon numbed his rattled nerves and put him to sleep for the night.
The return flight to Seattle the following day seemed like it was taking forever. Sir Michael Moorehouse was laboring under an acute case of high anxiety. He had an important date with destiny and a short time to get there.
***
Moorehouse Manor, the large, foreboding, residence of Sir Michael Moorehouse, was situated at the far end of Millionaire’s Row atop Seattle’s old Capitol Hill. The long street, extending for several blocks, was lined with stately, well-manicured mansions.
This mansion––once among the most luxurious and elegant on the entire Row––was now in a sorry state of neglect and disrepair and had been so for several years. A sad visage of its former self, it sat alone at the end of the street separated from the other homes by its large plot of property obscured by a jungle of meandering overgrowth.
Michael’s father, William Bentley Moorehouse––a widower of many years and a successful trial lawyer––had been the original owner. Every facet of the huge estate had been designed and built according to his personal specifications. Michael inherited the Manor when his father died unexpectedly from a heart attack.
Within a short period of time, following the death of the elder Moorehouse, the Manor’s beautiful gardens soon withered, its manicured lawns turned to a tangled field of dry grass and the ivy began creeping up the old brick walls, eventually surrounding the windows and winding its way into and around nearly every feature of the exterior.
Moorehouse Manor had become the bane of the neighborhood and Michael could not have cared less. He had more important things to do, like trekking across the globe, stalking the elusive Beast whom he had now finally managed to capture and with whom he was presently having a long-awaited conversation.
The conversation was entirely one-sided as Michael reclined comfortably in his father’s favorite old chair in the mansion’s private library. The mahogany-paneled library––with its volume-filled shelves, reaching nearly to the top of the 9-foot ceiling––had the musty but oddly pleasant smell of dusty old books and worn leather furniture. Next to Michael’s chair was a small antique table upon which the polished black urn now rested peacefully.
Michael lit a cigar and casually blew a plume of smoke upward toward the lazily revolving ceiling fan. With a contemplative look on his face, he turned to the urn, rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and spoke.
“So tell me, Aleister, how should I proceed with this…” he paused, gesturing with his hand, searching for the right word, “… this experiment?” Then he nodded, thoughtfully. “Well, yes, you’re right. I quite agree. Bringing a person back from the dead is not an easy feat. But––” Then, abruptly, he leaned forward and shot a worried look toward the urn. “What? You do want me to bring you back, don’t you?”
A moment later he let out a sigh of relief and settled back into the chair.
“Ah, good. Very good. For a moment I thought… But it matters not. All that matters is that finally we’ll be together. You and I.” He laughed. “Think of it,” he said, his voice tittering with excitement, “think of what we can accomplish.”
If Crowley had somehow actually been listening to this insanity he surely would have been curious to know how Michael planned to carry out such a remarkable feat. To achieve resurrection of the dead would mean Michael J. Moorehouse had discovered the Philosopher’s Stone, the Elixir of Life. Impossible! That was the goal of alchemy and only the most accomplished of Master Alchemists had ever done such a thing. Many had tried. Only a few, over thousands of years, had succeeded… that is, if one were prone to believe such claims. In any case, Michael Moorehouse was no master alchemist. In fact, he was no alchemist of any stripe and he certainly had not discovered the illusive Philosopher’s Stone. The only possible answer was that the man was utterly deluded. Nevertheless, deluded or not, he did have a plan. The plan had been given to him from a most unusual and unanticipated source:
The evening before his flight from Seattle to New Jersey, to steal the urn, he had intoxicated himself with a fine and highly potent variety of mescaline. The effects were swi
ft to come and pleasurable as always. He was lost in the ecstasy of swirling colors and geometric patterns ever shifting, changing, blending in a dance of surreal beauty. But the dance was unexpectedly interrupted by the vision of an entity––vaguely human in form––which introduced itself simply as the Messenger. The message, it turned out, was both exciting, in a perverse sort of way, and yet profoundly frightening in its implications.
The Messenger informed Michael that the Antichrist was desperately eager to enter the world in physical form. To do so, however, would require nothing less than the virtual resurrection of Mr. Aleister Crowley.
“In life,” the Messenger said, “Aleister Crowley referred to himself as the Beast. Now, with your help, he can truly become the Beast he once only fancied himself to be. Normally this would require the presence of the body to be reanimated. But, since his body has been reduced to ashes, the process must be slightly altered.”
The Messenger told Michael that this feat could be accomplished if, once he acquired the urn, he would be willing to ingest Crowley’s ashes in conjunction with a particular ceremony while reciting a specific incantation. The incantation––should Michael be willing to partake of this magickal working––would be provided to him at the proper time. The end result of the entire process would be that Michael’s body would become host to the soul and spiritual essence of Aleister Crowley. All of this, the Messenger said, must be done on a night of the full moon which, as he further informed Michael, was only three weeks away.
Michael didn’t have to think twice about whether or not he would be willing to do this. Being with Crowley, side by side, as friends with common interests, had seemed all along like such a marvelous idea that he could not imagine anything more exciting. But now, he thought, to actually have the essence of the great man literally living within me? And then to have the Antichrist move in and take possession of me through him? The power I could wield. God almighty. The world would be at my feet!
Clearly, there was no doubt in Michael’s depraved mind. This is what he wanted to do. “Yes, of course,” he responded to the Messenger. “I am humbled beyond words to have been chosen for this honor.”
“There is one more thing,” the Messenger said.
“Yes, yes, anything. Whatever I can do.”
The Messenger gave an approving nod. “My master has instructed me to provide you with this puzzle, a riddle if you will, that you must solve in order to prove, beyond a doubt, that you are the one.”
Michael did not understand. “A puzzle? But why? I thought––”
“Write this in your diary, Michael. Your success or failure to correctly solve this riddle will determine the fate of your participation in this unprecedented task.”
Michael understood he had no option and he desperately wanted to be found worthy. He put his pen to the page of his diary and wrote the words of the riddle as they were dictated to him:
My number is no secret.
The secret is in reverse.
It is encoded
In chapter and in verse.
Let he who has wisdom
Discover the sacred key.
Only then can he become
The embodiment of me.
The Messenger then faded away into a swirling kaleidoscope of colors leaving Michael staring at the mysterious words. Baffled and confused, he nevertheless had the momentary clarity of mind to realize he’d better record the entire episode––everything the Messenger had told him––into his diary lest he forget a single detail.
The black leather diary was a veritable record of Michael’s obsessive pursuit of the Beast, every thought he’d had about the great man, every emotion he’d experienced upon the several times he’d actually come close enough to touch the cuff of his sleeve, and the one momentous occasion, brief though it was, when he and Crowley had actually exchanged words in face-to-face conversation. But nothing in those pages could compare with this. Nothing.
***
Two and a half weeks passed following Michael’s return home to Seattle after stealing the urn from Germer. The arrival of the full moon was just a few nights away and Michael had still not been able to solve the riddle. To save his damned soul, he could not understand the meaning behind the words. Moreover, he still did not have the necessary incantation. He was, therefore, most anxious to receive another visit from the Messenger. So, having prepared and consumed another hit of the same batch of mescaline, he reclined comfortably upon his bed, and waited.
He couldn’t say how long it took for the Messenger to arrive–– perhaps minutes, perhaps an hour––but when the Messenger did appear, Michael was quick to request the words of the incantation.
The Messenger, in turn, asked Michael if he had solved the riddle.
Reluctantly, Michael admitted he had not.
“My instructions are clear,” the Messenger said. “I cannot reveal the incantation until you tell me the answer to the riddle. You have three days until the arrival of the full moon. If you have not solved the riddle by then, my Master may choose someone else for the task.”
Michael’s temper flared. “But I have Crowley’s ashes in my possession. The urn is here in my house. How could anyone else be chosen for the task? Your master needs me. The urn, the ashes, they’re mine!”
The Messenger laughed softly. “May I suggest, Michael, that you not underestimate the power of my Master.”
“But––”
“Your task is clear. There are no options, Michael. Three days.”
The Messenger vanished and panic crept through Michael’s bones. The sense of utter frustration was so intense he feared it might drive him completely mad.
Later, when the effects of the mescaline had worn off, Michael thought about the situation and realized the time had come to engage in a magickal working, a ceremonial ritual that would open the door to the answer of the riddle. He would drink the precious Soma, the elixir of ecstasy, the drink of the gods, the true fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Such were the titles bestowed upon the most magickal of the magick mushrooms, the Amanita Muscaria, the blessed fly agaric used by the Hindu mystics and the ancient alchemists. Michael knew a source from whom he could purchase the sacred fruit and he knew exactly where this most magickal of ceremonies should take place: His father’s own Inner Sanctum.
When Michael’s father designed Moorehouse Manor he included what every good mansion must have: a secret room. This room––the entrance to which was hidden behind one of the bookcases in the library––was well appointed and included a kitchenette and a bathroom. This Inner Sanctum served as a quiet sanctuary where the distinguished Mr. Moorehouse could study the details of whatever high-profile legal case he might be working on at any given time. There, away from any and all distractions, he could mentally prepare himself for the ensuing courtroom battles from which he would inevitably emerge victorious.
Many times, as a child, Michael had seen his father enter the Inner Sanctum––agitated and frustrated over the details of a case––only to return from the room hours later, completely transformed into a confident courtroom warrior armed with the answers to all his questions and the certain knowledge that he would most assuredly win the case. And now it would be so for Michael. His own trial date loomed near. He had three days in which to acquire the solution to the riddle and he knew exactly how he would find it. The Soma, the juice of the sacred mushroom, would provide the answer. It had to. There was no other way.
***
For all of Michael’s deluded ideas about his mastery of magick, he had never really performed a single magickal working in his life. All he knew was what he’d read in books. Such was the case with the Soma. He had no experience with it, whatsoever. Nevertheless, he knew it could be accomplished and he carried on in preparation for the great revelation that was about to be bestowed upon him.
He did manage to procure the magickal elixir and he prepared it to the best of his ability. He was now ready to imbibe the mixture and meet the ancient god o
f knowledge from whom he would receive the gift he knew was waiting for him. The one thing he didn’t know––in fact, had not even considered––was just exactly how much of this strange milk of the gods he should drink.
Now, secure and comfortable within the Inner Sanctum, the urn at his side, his diary opened to the page upon which the inscrutable riddle was written, he consumed a copious amount of the Soma and waited for it to take effect. As he waited patiently, he chanted his own bastardized version of a line from an ancient Vedic ritual.
“Oh drop of Soma, flow for Indra, flow for me. Oh drop of Soma, flow for Indra, flow for me. Oh drop…of…Soma, flow…for Indra, flow…for me. Oh…drop…of……Soma………..Oh…….drop….…”
His eyelids grew heavy. His head fell back. The room began to spin. Round and round it went and suddenly he found himself riding on the back of a beautifully sculpted white Unicorn on a carrousel at a bizarre and glorious carnival of the gods.
He was soon overtaken by the sensation of leaving his body, his consciousness drifting, floating upward into a sea of bliss. In the midst of this reverie he noticed a white glow filling the entire room, softly at first, but slowly increasing in brilliance. He seemed to be merging with this light as he transcended all sense of physical self.
After several minutes––or was it hours?––he became aware of another consciousness in the room and he knew, instinctively, he was in the presence of the god of the Soma. A sublime feeling of ecstasy washed over him, through him, bathing him inside and out. Time ceased. He was eternal.
Then, abruptly, the ecstasy was gone, shut off like someone had thrown a switch.
The sudden change caused his body to twitch violently in a long series of nerve-wracking convulsions. He lurched forward then backward then forward again before flopping helplessly onto the floor.
