“For one thing, Ursula was not a princess,” Sharon protests. “And I don’t even know why you would want to go like that. It’s not like she wore pretty dresses. She was purple and had all those bulging octopus legs. How would you even fit that under a dress or find a costume like that?”
“You’re taking me a little too literally,” Nikki replies. “I was just throwing out some hypothetical ideas.”
“Your hypothetical ideas are like something out of the Twilight Zone,” Sharon says.
I love it when these two banter like this. It’s so hilarious.
“Well then, they’re perfect for Halloween,” Nikki insists, as there is yet another knock at the door.
Although I was surprised by Nikki and Sharon showing up— and suggesting I go to some twisted Halloween wedding Ball for some Prince from some far-away land, no less— I’m pretty sure I know who this visitor is.
“Aunt Ashley!” I exclaim, giving her a hug as she holds a pizza box precariously in her other hand. “How nice of you to stop by.”
“I told you I was going to bring you a pizza since you had to slave away in the Dungeon,” she says, as Nikki takes the pizza box from her and sets it on the desk. “I just didn’t know you would already have company. Hi ladies. Hope I brought enough slices.”
Looking back and forth from Sharon and Nikki’s face to the empty bag that Nikki is holding in her in her hand, Aunt Ashley asks, “Oh sorry, am I interrupting something?”
“Oh no,” Nikki says. “We were just discussing what Halloween princesses we’re going to dress as tonight, after we can convince Ella to come shopping with us and to this fantastical Ball that’s going on.”
“Oh, I heard about that Ball,” Aunt Ashley says. “But, I guess, who hasn’t, right? Everyone around town has been talking about it.”
“It’s not every day something like this happens in this cow town,” I laugh, since Denver used to be a cow town but certainly isn’t any more.
Still, nothing like this ever happens here. Or anywhere, probably.
“Yeah, well, Ella’s is not allowed to go,” Sharon says, with a pout. “It’s as if she’s still a kid or something.”
“Not allowed to go?” Aunt Ashley repeats, perplexed. “Says who?”
“I know, right!” Sharon snorts.
“Who do you think?” I ask her, trying hard to keep my eye rolling to a minimum.
Aunt Ashley, my father’s sister, has been my closest support since he passed away. I don’t know what I would do without her. And I opened up to her a little bit about my feelings for my step mother and step sisters. Even though I don’t say that much, she understands.
“What could possibly be so important that you can’t miss in order to go out on Halloween night? Seriously,” she says, fuming.
“I know,” I tell her. “But it doesn’t surprise me. I think the real reason she’s making me do all these spreadsheets and invoices – I gesture to the pile of papers on the desk – is to ensure that I won’t be competition for her daughters at this Ball where they seem to think they’ll be able to snag a Prince.”
“That makes no sense,” my aunt says. “He’s getting married.”
“Oh, you know that doesn’t stop them,” I say, not even trying to refrain from rolling my eyes as noticeably as possible this time.
I had already told my friends and Aunt Ashley what had happened when I walked in on Sheila and Paul, which had won me the pizza my Aunt Ashley just brought, in condolence. They had said that that was seriously fucked up.
But, just like my step mother making me stay in tonight, Paul cheating on me with Sheila didn’t really surprise me. I guess I’m still numb regarding the whole experience but part of me is really glad it happened and that it’s over. I needed to know sooner rather than later what a complete douchebag Paul was.
“Ella, your step mother does not have the power over you that you think she does,” Sharon says, like she’s told me many times in the past.
“Yeah,” Aunt Ashley chimes in. “What right does she have to tell you that you have to do these invoices and those spreadsheets?”
“Well, they need to go out today since it’s the end of the month,” I reply. “And she told me she was either going to do them or have the assistant do them but that was obviously a lie. So even though she can’t technically make me do them, if I don’t do them, they won’t get done and Dad’s business— his whole legacy— will fall apart.”
Aunt Ashley crinkles her forehead as she looks at me, her blue eyes glinting as her eyebrows get closer together and she ponders what I just said.
“How do you know that all the stuff she’s been telling you is even true?” she asks. “I can’t imagine your dad wanting to give half of the company to her and her daughters when he knew you’re one smart cookie who knows how to take care of the family business.”
“Well, she was his wife,” I say. “I guess people do crazy things for love. Plus, I saw his Will.”
I can’t help but let a flashback into my mind even though I try to block it out. When my step mother sat me down at the kitchen table to tell me that my dad had died, it was just like what had happened with my mom except even worse. Because I didn’t have anyone there who truly loved and comforted me, like my dad did when my mom died.
I still remember my step mom drumming her red manicured fingernails on the kitchen table. As if this news was just an inconvenience she had to tell me, a bother she had to get over with quickly, in between her manicure and her massage appointments.
“Ella, I really hate to tell you this but I just got a call from the hospital and your father has suffered a heart attack and passed away,” she said, in a string of words strung together so quickly I could barely make them out.
“What?” I had exploded, standing up out of the chair and wanting to run away from this house forever.
But she produced a Will that my father had signed, giving us equal share interest in the company and saying it would be both of ours for as long as we could get along and work together. So, if I wanted to save my dad’s business, I had to put up with the three people I dislike the most in the world. It’s pretty obvious that the feeling is mutual. That’s why things have not been going well so far, to say the least.
“Look,” my aunt says, patting my hand. “Why don’t I call up your assistant and offer to pay overtime if she can do these invoices for you? And I’ll stay and supervise to make sure they get done,” she adds, knowing that there’s no way I would leave all of this up to an assistant. My aunt knows me better than anybody else now.
“No way, Aunt Ashley,” I tell her. “There’s no way I’d let you do this for me. That’s very sweet of you to offer but I have responsibilities and I’ll stay here and do them.”
“No,” says my aunt, putting her foot down literally as well as figuratively, stomping it on the cement floor of the basement. “You are going to go to this Ball with your friends and have a fun time. You deserve it. You just got rid of that total asshole boyfriend you had, and you need to celebrate that fact.”
“Really?” I ask her, rushing to her arms and hugging her.
She hugs me back and I’ve never been so happy to have my father’s sister still in my life, even though I can’t have him or my mother in it.
“Really,” she says with a smile. “Really, really, really. And don’t make me say ‘really’ again because I’m really sick of saying it.”
Laughing, I say, “Well, I have to be back by midnight because the software I use to send out the invoices is password encrypted and I don’t give the password to anyone, not even the assistant. One time my dad did that and found out that the assistant at the time was trying to commit Medicaid fraud by billing for fraudulent things and pocketing the money. So, lesson learned— never trust anyone but myself to do it. Plus, I have to check over what she does just to be super sure. And my step mother said she was going to be back to make sure that I did it, which I’m sure means coming back to make sure that I stay her
e all night, so I’m just going to have to pretend as if I did…”
“Ella, relax,” my aunt says, and only then do I realize I’ve been talking non-stop like a madwoman.
“Okay,” I say, and I’m really trying, but I can’t. “If she comes to check on me any earlier than that, just tell her that you’re helping me do this and I ran out for some food, then text me and I’ll come back, okay?”
“No way,” Nikki says. “You’ll be way too drunk for that.”
Looking at my aunt, she says, “She does not know what she’s talking about. She’s too sober. Do not hold her to this later. I repeat: She’s going to be too drunk to work later.”
“That’s exactly how I hope and expect the night will go,” my aunt says, with a smile.
“You really did arrange for them to make it possible for me to go,” I tell my aunt. “Thank you so much.”
Then, turning to my friends, I joke, “Thanks to my fairy Godmother here, it looks like I’ll be going to this friggin’ Ball after all.”
“Too bad the prince is already spoken for,” Sharon jokes back.
“Not if my step sisters have anything to do with it,” I say.
Then, getting very serious all of a sudden, I say, “Oh no. I’d forgotten that Sheila and Gloria are going to be at the Ball. They’ll see me there and tell their mom.”
“Well, who cares?” asks Aunt Ashley. “I’ll just tell her I’m helping you out so you could go. We don’t even need to be so surreptitious about this. I really think you’re over-thinking things…”
…as usual, I know she wants to add, but doesn’t.
“Yes we do need to be like that,” I tell her sadly. “She holds everything over my head. If I don’t do what she wants she makes my life a living hell, and I feel that I need to get along with her for my dad’s sake. He clearly wanted it. It’s even in his Will. Plus, he married her.”
“Well, that’s very nice of you to do what your father would want,” my aunt says. “But sometimes you just might have to do what you want.”
“I know,” I tell her, shaking my head. “And I want to go to this Ball with my two best friends.”
“Well, I have a little solution for that problem of your step sisters being there,” Nikki says. “And it’s called a costume party. You’ll be in disguise so they won’t even know it’s you.”
I’m left feeling like an idiot for forgetting this fact.
“Oh yeah,” I tell them. “That’s definitely a solution. So let’s go shopping for our crazy costumes for this Ball.”
They take my arms and walked me to the door as if I’m in danger of changing my mind. And they’re probably not wrong. I guess they know me nearly as well as my aunt does.
“Have a good night,” Aunt Ashley says, as she sits down and picks up her cell phone to call the assistant to come do the spreadsheets.
“I definitely think it’ll be a good night thanks to you guys,” I say, genuinely smiling for the first time in a very long time.
See? I told you things would be starting to look up soon enough. I just don’t know why I can never believe that myself.
Chapter 8 – Ella
Two hours later, I’m outfitted from head to toe in clothes my friends found for me way quicker than I expected them to. I have no eye for shopping for anything, let alone Halloween costumes or Princess Ball dresses, but we went to Buffalo Exchange and then a costume store for make up and props, and Nikki and Sharon threw together all three of our outfits in record time.
Nikki is Belle from Beauty and the Beast, except that in her Halloween twisted version of the story, while Gaston was fighting the Beast, he grabbed the rose that the Beast was about to present to Belle out of the Beast’s hands, and tried to throw it at him. Belle intervened and took the rose in her face, where it impaled her, thorns sticking up everywhere and blood gushing out. The red makeup all over her face ensures that hopefully my step sisters won’t notice that it’s my best friend.
Sharon is such a ride or die kind of friend that she’s going as a clown version of Snow White. She has white and colorful clown makeup on, with apples instead of blush on her cheeks. She’s wearing a black curly wig that looks like clown hair.
Then there’s me: Gothic Cinderella. I have white makeup on and a black mask to cover my eyes and part of my face. On the rest of my face, brown clumpy makeup is streaked and splattered to represent the cinders that Cinderella had to sleep in.
“And I thought I had it bad,” I snorted, as I recounted this part of the story to Sharon and Nikki while we were shopping. None of us could remember how fairy tales went very well, since none of us really liked them. But when I said that part, they said I had to be Cinderella. It was just too fitting.
My dress is black and lacy with little pieces of fabric that are picked up and hung with tiny skeleton pins. It’s black and white and looks like a lovely combination between tattered housedress and elegant evening ball gown. Leave it to Buffalo Exchange to be selling something like this, undoubtedly sold by some hipster teenager after she wore it to Prom.
“You look absolutely gorgeous,” Nikki assures me as we enter the resort where the Ball is being held.
The environment is festive and lavish; obviously no expenses were spared for the Prince and his future Princess to have the rehearsal dinner and then celebration of their dreams. The costumes are stunning, and my own happens to fit right in with the decorations. They’re frosty and Gothic and it looks like we’ve been transported to a Palace in a faraway land. A haunted Palace, that is.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” the MC announces, once we’ve grabbed cocktails and are mingling with Princes of different Halloween varieties: vampires, ghosts, even a Dragon. “I now present to you his Royal Highness Prince Gregory Martin Carrington the Third, and his Princess to be, Miss Meredith Jane Landers.”
They descend a spiral staircase and they both look magnificent. They weren’t kidding when they said this Prince was hot. His fiancée is a lucky girl.
She’s wearing a silver dress, with her face painted all silver and with sparkles added to it, and a long and pointy tiara. I believe she’s supposed to be the Ice Queen. From her body language— she almost seems like she doesn’t even want to be here— I can’t help thinking that she really looks the part.
Stop being jealous over someone you don’t even know, I try to tell myself, but then I hear Sharon beside me, whispering, “Is it just me or does she have kind of an upturned nose? She looked really snotty.”
I have to agree with her. This Meredith Landers chick looks a little perturbed that she even has to be here tonight but I’m probably only imagining that, since I don’t believe in fairy tales and all.
She’s probably thrilled to be marrying this royal hunk who has her arm wrapped tightly in his. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Even though I don’t believe in any of this stuff, I’d go along with it, for the extra special effects.
A love song begins to play and as they reach the base of the staircase they begin dancing and hearts begin falling from the ceiling.
“Awwww,” everybody coos, myself included.
I usually have a heart of stone but there are some things too cute for even me not to coo at. So far, the list includes cute little babies, furry puppies and, apparently, hearts falling down from the ceiling while an engaged couple dances at their rehearsal dinner party the night before their royal wedding.
Sure, it’s a little over the top to have a party after your rehearsal dinner and invite everyone in the entire city. I can’t complain, though, since is my first night out in a long while and I’m grateful to Mr. and Almost Mrs. Prince Charming for giving me the opportunity, as well as for paying for this open bar and not carding me. If I weren’t so shy, I would propose a toast and say just that.
For the rest of the night, Sharon and Nikki and I have fun dancing to everything from oldies to songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack to the latest pop hits. It certainly is the party of the century.
I ca
n’t help sneaking some glances at the handsome Prince throughout the night, with his muscular looking chest nearly bursting out of his fitted tuxedo, which perfectly caresses his wide shoulders and shows off his toned arms by becoming trimmer in the sleeve area.
His eyes are a unique shade of green— like grass, almost— and he has a full head of dark brown curly hair. How lucky does one have to be to be born rich, royal, and handsome? I bet he has a huge cock, too.
They really don’t make guys this good looking here in this country. I guess you have to go to some far-off place I’ve never heard of in order to find one of these.
I keep an eye out for my step sisters as well, but there are so many people here that I only see them once during the night and they’re in line for the bathroom. Although I was headed there, I take a bee line back to the dance floor and decide to wait so that I can avoid running into them.
Thereafter, I resume my pastime of watching the Prince. I know I shouldn’t lust after an engaged man but it’s only in my fantasies. And I’m sure every other girl here is doing the same thing.
What would it feel like for him to pick me up and wrap my legs around his strong-looking hips? Would his hair fall into his eyes as his cock entered me, filling me up for my very first time…?
“What’s up with the Prince and his chick?” Sharon asks at some point.
I had been so busy staring at his eyes and focusing with a laser lens stare on his face and body that I didn’t even realize he’d been fighting with the soon to be Princess. Or at least it looks like that’s what they’re doing.
They’re obviously trying to keep it to hushed tones, but their mouths are moving furiously. And her body language expresses that she’s pleading with him while his is stone cold and resistant.
“I don’t know, probably crazy royal family type shit,” Nikki says. “Maybe they just found out they’re related or something. But the night’s almost over. We have to get Ella back to the Dungeon so she can send those invoices, in about an hour and a half. So let’s make the most of it, shall we?”
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