by Irwin Shaw
Barber went over to her, irritated by the sight of the champagne. Is that what she’s doing with my five thousand francs, he thought, annoyed. Women are going crazy, too, these days.
He leaned over and kissed the top of her head. She jumped nervously, then smiled when she saw who it was. “Oh, Lloyd,” she said, in a funny kind of whisper. She jumped up and kissed him, holding him hard against her. There was a big smell of champagne on her breath and he wondered if she was drunk. “Lloyd, Lloyd …” she said. She pushed him away a little, holding on to both his hands. Her eyes were smeary with tears and her mouth kept trembling.
“I came as soon as I got your message,” Lloyd said, trying to sound practical, afraid Maureen was going to break down in front of all the people in the bar. She kept standing there, her mouth working, her hands gripping his avidly. He looked down, embarrassed, at her hands. They were still reddened and the nails were still uneven, but there was an enormous ring glittering, white and blue, on her finger. It hadn’t been there when she came to his hotel, and he knew he had never seen her with a ring like that before. He looked up, almost frightened, thinking, What the hell has she started? What has she got herself into?
Then he saw Jimmy. Jimmy was making his way among the tables toward him. He was smiling broadly and he had lost some weight and he was dark brown and he looked as though he had just come from a month’s vacation on a southern beach.
“Hi, kid,” Jimmy said, his voice booming across the tables, across the barroom murmur of conversation. “I was just calling you again.”
“He came home,” Maureen said. “He came home at four o’clock this afternoon, Lloyd.” She sank suddenly into her chair. Whatever else had happened that afternoon, it was plain that she had had access to a bottle. She sat in her chair, still holding on to one of Barber’s hands, looking up, with a shimmering, half-dazed expression on her face, at her husband.
Jimmy clapped Barber on the back and shook hands fiercely. “Lloyd,” he said. “Good old Lloyd. Garçon!” he shouted, his voice reverberating through the whole room. “Another glass. Take your coat off. Sit down. Sit down.”
Lloyd took his coat off and sat down slowly.
“Welcome home,” he said quietly. He blew his nose. The cold had arrived.
“First,” Jimmy said, “I have something for you.” Ceremoniously he dug his hand into his pocket and brought out a roll of ten-thousand-franc notes. The roll was three inches thick. He took off one of the notes. “Maureen told me,” he said seriously. “You were a damn good friend, Lloyd. Have you got change of ten?”
“I don’t think so,” Barber said. “No.”
“Garçon,” Jimmy said to the waiter, who was putting down a third glass, “get me two fives for this, please.” When he spoke French, Jimmy had an accent that made even Americans wince.
Jimmy filled the three glasses carefully. He lifted his glass and clinked it first against Barber’s and then against Maureen’s. Maureen kept looking at him as though she had just seen him for the first time and never hoped to see anything as wonderful again in her whole life.
“To crime,” Jimmy said. He winked. He made a complicated face when he winked, like a baby who has trouble with a movement of such subtlety and has to use the whole side of its face and its forehead to effect it.
Maureen giggled.
They drank. It was very good champagne.
“You’re having dinner with us,” Jimmy said. “Just the three of us. The victory dinner. Just Beauty and me and you, because if it hadn’t been for you …” Suddenly solemn, he put his hand on Barber’s shoulder.
“Yes,” said Barber. His feet were icy and his trousers hung soddenly around his wet socks and he had to blow his nose again.
“Did Beauty show you her ring?” Jimmy asked.
“Yes,” Barber said.
“She’s only had it since six o’clock,” Jimmy said.
Maureen held her hand up and stared at her ring. She giggled again.
“I know a place,” Jimmy said, “where you can get pheasant and the best bottle of wine in Paris and …”
The waiter came back and gave Jimmy the two five-thousand-franc notes. Dimly, Barber wondered how much they weighed.
“If ever you’re in a hole,” Jimmy said, giving him one of the notes, “you know where to come, don’t you?”
“Yes,” Barber said. He put the note in his pocket.
He started to sneeze then, and ten minutes later he said he was sorry but he didn’t think he could last the evening with a cold like that. Both Jimmy and Maureen tried to get him to stay, but he could tell that they were going to be happier without him.
He finished a second glass of champagne, and said he’d keep in touch, and went out of the bar, feeling his toes squish in his wet shoes. He was hungry and he was very fond of pheasant and actually the cold wasn’t so bad, even if his nose kept running all the time. But he knew he couldn’t bear to sit between Maureen and Jimmy Richardson all night and watch the way they kept looking at each other.
He walked back to his hotel, because he was through with taxis, and went up and sat on the edge of his bed in his room, in the dark, without taking his coat off. I better get out of here, he thought, rubbing the wet off the end of his nose with the back of his hand. This continent is not for me.
The Inhabitants of Venus
He had been skiing since early morning, and he was ready to stop and have lunch in the village, but Mac said, “Let’s do one more before eating,” and since it was Mac’s last day, Robert agreed to go up again. The weather was spotty, but there were occasional clear patches of sky, and the visibility had been good enough to make for decent skiing for most of the morning. The teleferique was crowded and they had to push their way in among the bright sweaters and anaracs and the bulky packs of the people who were carrying picnic lunches and extra clothing and skins for climbing. The doors were closed and the cabin swung out of the station, over the belt of pine trees at the base of the mountain.
The passengers were packed in so tightly that it was hard to reach for a handkerchief or light a cigarette. Robert was pressed, not unpleasurably, against a handsome young Italian woman with a dissatisfied face, who was explaining to someone over Robert’s shoulder why Milan was such a miserable city to live in in the wintertime. “Milano si trova in un bacino deprimente,” the woman said, “bagnato dalla pioggia durante tre mesi all’anno. E, nonostante il loro gusto per l’opera, i Milanesi non sono altro volgari materialisti che solo il denaro interessa,” and Robert knew enough Italian to understand that the girl was saying that Milan was in a dismal basin which was swamped by rain for three months a year and that the Milanese, despite their taste for opera, were crass and materialistic and interested only in money.
Robert smiled. Although he had not been born in the United States, he had been a citizen since 1944, and it was pleasant to hear, in the heart of Europe, somebody else besides Americans being accused of materialism and a singular interest in money.
“What’s the Contessa saying?” Mac whispered, across the curly red hair of a small Swiss woman who was standing between Robert and Mac. Mac was a lieutenant on leave from his outfit in Germany. He had been in Europe nearly three years and to show that he was not just an ordinary tourist, called all pretty Italian girls Contessa. Robert had met him a week before, in the bar of the hotel they were both staying at. They were the same kind of skiers, adventurous and looking for difficulties, and they had skied together every day, and they were already planning to come back at the same time for the next winter’s holiday, if Robert could get over again from America.
“The Contessa is saying that in Milan all they’re interested in is money,” Robert said, keeping his voice low, although in the babble of conversation in the cabin there was little likelihood of being overheard.
“If I was in Milan,” Mac said, “and she was in Milan, I’d be interested in something else besides money.” He looked with open admiration at the Italian girl. “Can you find out
what run she’s going to do?”
“What for?” Robert asked.
“Because that’s the run I’m going to do,” Mac said, grinning. “I plan to follow her like her shadow.”
“Mac,” Robert said, “don’t waste your time. It’s your last day.”
“That’s when the best things always happen,” Mac said. “The last day.” He beamed, huge, overt, uncomplicated, at the Italian girl. She took no notice of him. She was busy now complaining to her friend about the natives of Sicily.
The sun came out for a few minutes and it grew hot in the cabin, with some forty people jammed, in heavy clothing, in such a small space, and Robert half-dozed, not bothering to listen any more to the voices speaking in French, Italian, English, Schweizerdeutsch, German, on all sides of him. Robert liked being in the middle of this informal congress of tongues. It was one of the reasons that he came to Switzerland to ski, whenever he could take the time off from his job. In the angry days through which the world was passing, there was a ray of hope in this good-natured polyglot chorus of people who were not threatening each other, who smiled at strangers, who had collected in these shining white hills merely to enjoy the innocent pleasures of sun and snow.
The feeling of generalized cordiality that Robert experienced on these trips was intensified by the fact that most of the people on the lifts and on the runs seemed more or less familiar to him. Skiers formed a kind of loose international club and the same faces kept turning up year after year in Mégève, Davos, St. Anton, Val d’Isère, so that after a while you had the impression you knew almost everybody on the mountain. There were four or five Americans whom Robert was sure he had seen at Stowe at Christmas and who had come over in one of the chartered ski-club planes that Swissair ran every winter on a cut-rate basis. The Americans were young and enthusiastic and none of them had ever been in Europe before and they were rather noisily appreciative of everything—the Alps, the food, the snow, the weather, the appearance of the peasants in their blue smocks, the chic of some of the lady skiers and the skill and good looks of the instructors. They were popular with the villagers because they were so obviously enjoying themselves. Besides, they tipped generously, in the American style, with what was, to Swiss eyes, an endearing disregard of the fact that a service charge of fifteen percent was added automatically to every bill that was presented to them. Two of the girls were very attractive, in a youthful, prettiest-girl-at-the-prom way, and one of the young men, a lanky boy from Philadelphia, the informal leader of the group, was a beautiful skier, who guided the others down the runs and helped the dubs when they ran into difficulties.
The Philadelphian, who was standing near Robert, spoke to him as the cabin swung high over a steep snowy face of the mountain. “You’ve skied here before, haven’t you?” he said.
“Yes,” said Robert, “a few times.”
“What’s the best run down this time of day?” the Philadelphian asked. He had the drawling, flat tone of the good New England schools that Europeans use in their imitations of upper-class Americans when they wish to make fun of them.
“They’re all okay today,” Robert said.
“What’s this run everybody says is so good?” the boy asked. “The … the Kaiser something or other?”
“The Kaisergarten,” Robert said. “It’s the first gully to the right after you get out of the station on top.”
“Is it tough?” the boy asked.
“It’s not for beginners,” Robert said.
“You’ve seen this bunch ski, haven’t you?” The boy waved vaguely to indicate his friends. “Do you think they can make it?”
“Well,” Robert said doubtfully, “there’s a narrow steep ravine full of bumps halfway down, and there’re one or two places where it’s advisable not to fall, because you’re liable to keep on sliding all the way, if you do.…”
“Aah, we’ll take a chance,” the Philadelphian said. “It’ll be good for their characters. Boys and girls,” he said, raising his voice, “the cowards will stay on top and have lunch. The heroes will come with me. We’re going to the Kaisergarten.…”
“Francis,” one of the pretty girls said. “I do believe it is your sworn intention to kill me on this trip.”
“It’s not as bad as all that,” Robert said, smiling at the girl, to reassure her.
“Say,” the girl said, looking interestedly at Robert, “haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“On this lift, yesterday,” Robert said.
“No.” The girl shook her head. She had on a black, fuzzy, lambskin hat, and she looked like a high-school drum majorette pretending to be Anna Karenina. “Before yesterday. Someplace.”
“I saw you at Stowe,” Robert confessed. “At Christmas.”
“Oh, that’s where,” she said. “I saw you ski. Oh, my, you’re silky.”
Mac broke into a loud laugh at this description of Robert’s skiing style.
“Don’t mind my friend,” Robert said, enjoying the girl’s admiration. “He’s a coarse soldier who is trying to beat the mountain to its knees by brute strength.”
“Say,” the girl said, looking a little puzzled. “You have a funny little way of talking. Are you American?”
“Well, yes,” Robert said. “I am now. I was born in France.”
“Oh, that explains it,” the girl said. “You were born among the crags.”
“I was born in Paris,” Robert said.
“Do you live there now?”
“I live in New York,” Robert said.
“Are you married?” The girl asked anxiously.
“Barbara,” the Philadelphian protested, “behave yourself.”
“I just asked the man a simple, friendly question,” the girl protested. “Do you mind, monsieur?”
“Not at all.”
“Are you married?”
“Yes,” Robert said.
“He has three children,” Mac added helpfully. “The oldest one is going to run for president at the next election.”
“Oh, isn’t that too bad,” the girl said. “I set myself a goal on this trip. I was going to meet one unmarried Frenchman.”
“I’m sure you’ll manage it,” Robert said.
“Where is your wife? Now?” the girl said.
“In New York.”
“Pregnant,” Mac said, more helpful than ever.
“And she lets you run off and ski all alone like this?” the girl asked incredulously.
“Yes,” Robert said. “Actually, I’m in Europe on business, and I sneaked off ten days.”
“What business?” the girl asked.
“I’m a diamond merchant,” Robert said. “I buy and sell diamonds.”
“That’s the sort of man I’d like to meet,” the girl said. “Somebody awash with diamonds. But unmarried.”
“Barbara!” the Philadelphian said.
“I deal mostly in industrial diamonds,” Robert said. “It’s not exactly the same thing.”
“Even so,” the girl said.
“Barbara,” the Philadelphian said, “pretend you’re a lady.”
“If you can’t speak candidly to a fellow American,” the girl said, “who can you speak candidly to?” She looked out the Plexiglas window of the cabin. “Oh, dear,” she said, “it’s a perfect monster of a mountain, isn’t it? I’m in a fever of terror.” She turned and regarded Robert carefully. “You do look like a Frenchman,” she said. “Terribly polished. You’re definitely sure you’re married?”
“Barbara,” the Philadelphian said forlornly.
Robert laughed and Mac and the other Americans laughed and the girl smiled under her fuzzy hat, amused at her own clowning and pleased at the reaction she was getting. The other people in the car, who could not understand English, smiled good-naturedly at the laughter, happy, even though they were not in on the joke, to be the witnesses of this youthful gaiety.
Then, through the laughter, Robert heard a man’s voice nearby, saying, in quiet tones of cold distaste, “Schau
t euch diese dummen amerikanischen Gesichter an! Und diese Leute bilden sich ein, sie wären berufen, die Welt zu regieren.”
Robert had learned German as a child, from his Alsatian grandparents, and he understood what he had just heard, but he forced himself not to turn around to see who had said it. His years of temper, he liked to believe, were behind him, and if nobody else in the cabin had overheard the voice or understood the words that had been spoken, he was not going to be the one to force the issue. He was here to enjoy himself and he didn’t feel like getting into a fight or dragging Mac and the other youngsters into one. Long ago, he had learned the wisdom of playing deaf when he heard things like that, or worse. If some bastard of a German wanted to say, “Look at those stupid American faces. And these are the people who think they have been chosen to rule the world,” it made very little real difference to anybody, and a grown-up man ignored it if he could. So he didn’t look to see who had said it, because he knew that if he picked out the man, he wouldn’t be able to let it go. This way, as an anonymous, though hateful voice, he could let it slide, along with many of the other things that Germans had said during his lifetime.
The effort of not looking was difficult, though, and he closed his eyes, angry with himself for being so disturbed by a scrap of overheard malice like this. It had been a perfect holiday up to now and it would be foolish to let it be shadowed, even briefly, by a random voice in a crowd. If you came to Switzerland to ski, Robert told himself, you had to expect to find some Germans. Though each year now there were more and more of them, massive, prosperous-looking men and sulky-looking women with the suspicious eyes of people who believe they are in danger of being cheated. Men and women both pushed more than was necessary in the lift lines, with a kind of impersonal egotism, a racial, unquestioning assumption of precedence. When they skied, they did it grimly, in large groups, as if under military orders. At night, when they relaxed in the bars and stublis, their merriment was more difficult to tolerate than their dedicated daytime gloom and Junker arrogance. They sat in red-faced platoons, drinking gallons of beer, volleying out great bursts of heavy laughter and roaring glee-club arrangements of students’ drinking songs. Robert had not yet heard them sing the Horst Wessel song, but he noticed that they had long ago stopped pretending that they were Swiss or Austrian or that they had been born in the Alsace. Somehow, to the sport of skiing, which is, above all, individual and light and an exercise in grace, the Germans seemed to bring the notion of the herd. Once or twice, when he had been trampled in the teleferique station, he had shown some of his distaste to Mac, but Mac, who was far from being a fool under his puppy-fullback exterior, had said, “The trick is to isolate them, lad. It’s only when they’re in groups that they get on your nerves. I’ve been in Germany for three years and I’ve met a lot of good fellows and some smashing girls.”
