Flash Burnout
L. K. Madigan
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Houghton Mifflin
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Boston New York 2009
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Copyright © 2009 by L. K. Madigan
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Too close
Too much light
The camera flashes.
I can't
See her face
In the bright glaring light.
CHAPTER ONE
Cease handling the equipment immediately
if it emits smoke, sparks, or noxious fumes.
—Mitsu ProShot I.S. 5.3 camera guide, 2007
When I go down to breakfast, I'm greeted by photos of bullet wounds scattered all across the kitchen table. You would think my dad would at least have the courtesy not to put stuff from work on the table where we eat.
Right on cue, I hear a snore from the family room. Dad must have gotten home late and decided to sleep on the couch last night. He does that sometimes so he won't wake Mom.
I shove the photos to one side, trying not to look at them, and pour a bowl of cereal.
Mom comes into the room yelling, "I mean it, Garrett. If I have to tell you to get up again, I'm going to tell you with a bucket of cold water. It's almost seven fifteen!"
Her hair is still wet from her shower, and she's running around in her underwear and a blouse. Usually she's a Zen master of calm. She has to be, she's a hospital chaplain, but every morning she turns into a spaz. She's always setting down half-finished cups of coffee and throwing things into her briefcase and searching for her shoes.
"Morning, sweetie," she says, leaning over to hug me.
"Morning."
She glances at the photos and turns away to pour herself a cup of coffee without so much as a raised eyebrow. Just another cheery morning in the Hewson household. "Did you feed The Dog Formerly Known as Prince yet?"
"No."
"Don't forget." She drinks some coffee, studying the front page of the newspaper.
"As if."
"It's too early for snide and snappy, Blake. I can listen to it later, but not right now, okay?" She peels off her blouse, her face red and sweaty. "Aarghh, hot flash!"
"Jeez, Mom! People are eating here!"
She fans herself with the newspaper. "I swear, it's starting to happen every morning! Could it be the coffee?" She shakes her head. "I don't care. I am never giving up coffee."
I keep my eyes on my cereal. It never used to bother me when my mom ran around half dressed. But now that I have an actual girlfriend whose actual bra I have seen in person, it makes me feel kind of squicky to see my own mother in her bra.
Dad shuffles in from the other room. "Morning." He perks up when he sees Mom standing there half naked.
"Hi," says Mom, putting up her hands. "No, don't hug me, I'm having a hot flash. What time did you get home?"
"Around one." Dad holds his arms out in a pretend hug and pats the air around Mom. "I couldn't sleep, so I worked on my presentation for a while."
"Yeah, Dad, thanks," I say, flicking the photos farther away from me. "Can't you remember to put stuff like this away? I've already vomited at the sight of it."
Dad chuckles.
Ahhh, the first laugh of the day. I'm going to be a comedian when I grow up, so I keep a log of how many times a day I make people laugh. Garrett says it's ass to keep a log, but it is not ass. It is analytical.
"I'm going to dry my hair," says Mom, exiting the room. "And if Garrett is not up—"
I can hear her muttering, "He will rue the day" as she disappears down the hall.
I finish my cereal and stuff my books into my backpack, whistling a line from the new Gingerfred song, "I'm angry at my backpack, I hate how much it weighs."
As I slide my photo homework into my portfolio I think, These are good. No more listening to Mr. Malloy say, "Technically fine, Blake. But where's the heart?" Phhft. He gave me a C last year. Who the hell gets a C in photo?
Dad sits with a cup of coffee, studying the bullet wounds.
"How come you were late last night?" I ask.
"Shooting. Downtown. The cops shot a homeless guy. They say he charged them."
Oh."
"Bystanders heard the guy raving to himself, though, so he was probably mentally ill." Dad rubs his face. Even though he's a medical examiner and his job depends on there being a supply of dead people, he would prefer that people not kill each other so randomly. "I wish the police could figure out a better way of dealing with the mentally ill than shooting them." He takes another sip of his coffee. "Especially eleven times. That's not for public knowledge, Blake, by the way."
I nod.
Garrett comes into the room, The Dog Formerly Known as Prince at his heels. Garrett is The Dog's favorite; he sleeps in Garrett's room. I don't know how The Dog can stand it—the room reeks of sweat and stale farts. Maybe that's perfume to a dog.
I pour two big scoops of kibble into The Dog's food dish, and he tears himself away from Garrett's side long enough to notice that yes, I am the one feeding him. Without so much as a mercy wag, he buries his snout in his dish.
I check the clock—just enough time to text Shannon:
Hi GF, can't wait to see u. What r u wearing? heh. BF
"Haul ass, Studly," says Garrett. "We're out in five."
Garrett started calling me Studly after I acquired an official GirlFriend. I guess it's better than Ass-wipe, my previous nickname.
"You're the one who's late," I say.
Garrett's big jock hands clench into fists, but he just looks at me.
I brush my teeth and head out to the driveway. Garrett's not there yet. I lean against the hood of the car, checking my cell for a text from Shannon. No reply.
When Garrett finally shows up, I say, "What happened to hauling our asses?"
"If you don't get yours off my car, you're going to have it handed to you," he says.
"What?"
"Your ass. Get it off. My car."
I step away from Monty, a 1964 Mercury Montclair Marauder that Garrett and Dad fixed up. My dad is a grease monkey at heart. When he's not cutting up dead people, he's usually in the garage dinking with pistons and valves and crankshafts and whatever-other-shafts make engines run.
Garrett leans over the windshield and studies it like a judge at a car show. Then he whips out a bandanna. No, I'm not kidding, he carries a bandanna around in his back pocket, not because he's a gang member, but because he likes to cover up his shaved jock head when he's in the sun. He polishes a speck on the windshield, then unlocks the door. We get in, and he backs out of the driveway without saying a word.
I flip on the radio and tune it to our school's radio station.
The last yell ("Hehh!") of a James Brown song fades out, and a girl's voice comes out of the speakers: "Good God, y'all! I'm Chick Trickster, flicking you some slick discs live from the Wild West studio at West Park High. And what a flippy, trippy, overly hip school this is! Just right for this chick. Pleased to meet you and greet you, don't
make me cheat you. Speaking of which, Franz Ferdinand is 'Cheating On You,' right here on 88.1 FM—KWST."
"Hey, it's a girl," I say.
"What?"
"It's a girl on KWST."
So?"
"So I've never heard a girl DJ on there before."
Garrett grunts. "She's probably a dog."
What? Why would you think that?"
"Why else would she be on the radio? Hot chicks don't go sit in a little studio and hide their hotness behind a microphone. They do cheerleading or the drama club or the dance team."
"Right, Gare. Every single hot chick in the world wants to be a cheerleader." I shake my head. "Maybe she likes music."
"Yeah. We'll see."
We don't talk the rest of the way, which is a relief.
Shannon is standing with Kaylee and Jasmine on the quad when I get there. She's sooo luscious in her little white top—it barely reaches the waistband of her baggy shorts. There are "no bare midriffs" allowed at West Park High, but I can see a few millimeters of silky skin between her top and her shorts. I want to touch her like a junkie wants his drug.
"Hey," I call.
She doesn't wave and smile when she sees me, which is my first clue that something's up. Kaylee and Jasmine kind of slip away without speaking to me as I approach, which is my second clue.
Uh-oh. Maybe I can joke my way out of it, whatever it is.
"Houston, we have a problem," I say. "Shannon is not smiling. Repeat: not smiling."
Shannon continues to not-smile.
Hmm. "Baby?" I say, tilting my head at her.
"You know what?" she says.
"What."
"I am so done with the word 'baby.'"
"Ohh-kay." Who are you and what have you done with Shannon?
"Not just you. Everyone! Guys calling each other baby. It's enough already." She crosses her arms, as if disgusted by all slang.
Houston, a little help here? I think. Crashing and burning is imminent. Over?
The Houston in my head yells, Abort, abort!
"What's going on?" I ask.
She doesn't answer right away, just stares off into the distance with her cool blue eyes. Then she says, "You really don't know?"
Oh. Mygod. I just wanted to get a little sugar before class! It's waaay too early for this drama. "I'm, uh, wrong somehow? I've done something wrong. And I'm really, really sorry." I pause. The Houston in my head whispers that maybe I could risk a joke now. "Baby," I add.
Her lips twitch into a smile, and for a second I think I've made a spectacular landing. Houston and I start to congratulate each other.
Then she makes this bitter-beer face, like she's mad at herself for smiling. "I can't believe you!" she says, and storms off.
Wow. From bullet wounds at breakfast to girlfriends gone wrong. And it's not even eight o'clock.
CHAPTER TWO
There are always two people in every picture:
the photographer and the viewer.
—Ansel Adams, American photographer (1902—1984)
Shannon actually storms off. I've never seen anyone do that ... leave in a way that you could call storming off. Her hair flips around her shoulders and her legs stretch out in big, pissed strides. Her whole body yells, Get out of my way. I picture innocent bystanders getting knocked to the ground by the sheer force of her storming.
Sweet.
Our first fight! She must be crazy about me. Why else would she get this emotional? I run to catch up with her.
"Shannon, wait," I say, putting my hand on her shoulder.
She stops. "What."
I fondle her perfect shoulders. I know it's weird, but I love shoulders almost as much as the really good parts. "Just tell me what I did, okay?"
"Why didn't you call me last night?"
Blink. Blink. Wait. "I did! I did call you last night! What do you mean? Did you forget? We talked about your mom ... and ... Dracula! Remember?"
"I don't mean that time, Blake. You were supposed to call me after dinner."
Ohhhh. I forgot. Riley called me after dinner and I went up to the skate park with some of the guys. It was dark by the time I got home, and I guess I forgot about the After-Dinner Call. "Oh. Sorry. I forgot." I decide to leave out the guys and the park. "Why didn't you just call me on my cell? Or text me?"
"I'm not going to call you on your cell every five minutes!" Now she's raging. My nuts recoil in fear. "I'm not going to be that girlfriend ... who calls her boyfriend to check up on him all the time! You said you would call me after dinner, and you didn't. Fine. I guess you didn't really want to talk to me, or you wouldn't have forgotten. "
There are tears in her eyes. This blows my mind so much that I don't know what to say. "Are you actually crying?" seems wrong.
She leaves before I can come up with the right words. This time she doesn't storm off, she just walks.
I lope along behind her. A couple of jokes pop into my head, but I don't say them. I may not be the brightest bulb on the string of party lights, but I can tell that my humor is not required at the moment.
Shannon and I don't have any classes together until English. At the door to her class, she stops and wipes her eyes. Then she takes a deep breath and walks in, not even saying goodbye. Oh no she didn't!
Fuming, I head for biology and spend half the class coming up with one-line zingers to greet her with next time I see her: "You better straighten up, missy, or I will turn this thing around!"
That's, uh, the only one I come up with.
Next is U.S. history, with the criminally boring Ms. B. She's so dull I can't even remember what the B stands for. At least I don't have her class after lunch. So many people nod off during that class it's known as History of Naptime.
I flip open my cell and start to text Shannon. That's the one good thing about Ms. B. (Blandish?), she's so oblivious that she never notices people texting during class. I type,
shan i'm sorry i forgot to call,
then I hit the cancel button and flip the phone shut. I just flashed on something Garrett said to one of his jock friends the other day: "Get some balls, man. Did you just hand them over to Reese when you started going out?"
When Ms. B. (Buford?) finally releases us back into the wild, I hurry to English class, figuring I can catch Shannon outside for a minute and make up. It's been two hours. How long are BF-GF fights supposed to last, anyway? Does the duration vary based on the severity of the offense?
As I turn the corner, I see Shannon walk into English. Not even waiting for me! Okay, now I'm getting pissed. That shit is not right.
Riley comes up behind me. "S'up, Flake?"
Again with the nicknames. But I call him Viley, so it's fair.
We roll in, and Mr. Hamilton says, "What's up, Riley? Cool shirt, Blake."
I nod at him, then see that he's wearing the same lost in space shirt as me, and I start laughing. He's the only teacher at West Park High who has a modicum of cool. I learned that word from him, by the way, when he told me I had a modicum of comedic talent. He's wrong, of course. I have a maximum of comedic talent.
Shannon goes straight to Moody Corner. That's a big chair in the back of the room reserved especially for premenstrual head cases ... I mean people who feel "sad, mad, or generally unable to deal," according to Mr. Hamilton's sign. But so far I've seen only girls sitting there. Coincidence? I think not.
Mr. Hamilton starts talking about Dracula, the book we're reading. "Okay, so who can tell me what an epistle is?" he asks.
"A piss what?" I say, and everyone laughs.
Score! Two confirmed laughs so far today and it's still early.
"Oh, Blake ... Blake," says Mr. Hamilton, shaking his head. "Never go for the piss joke. Don't just go for the easy laugh. George?"
Oh. Well, that still counts. It would have been bonus points if the teacher laughed. I glance over at Shannon, and she's staring out the window, arms crossed, clearly not amused.
But Marissa is smiling. I tally an inv
isible point in the air, and she rolls her eyes at me.
Marissa and I met last year in intro photography. We were the only ninth-graders in the class, so we kind of huddled together in a clump of freshman nervousness.
I try to pay attention while Mr. Hamilton talks about Dracula, but I keep wondering what I'm supposed to do about Shannon. Are we broken up now? Is that it? Should I try to talk to her after class, or write her a note, or leave her alone, or what? I look over at her a couple of times, but she has her head down, scribbling something.
I wait for Shannon after class, like always. Lunch is next, and we usually eat together. But then Ellie goes over to her. Ellie is Mr. Hamilton's daughter, by the way. Which makes her totally cool by association. But even if she didn't have a tattooed, music-loving English teacher father, Ellie would still be cool. If she decided to start wearing canned vegetables pinned to her clothes, by the end of the week half the girls in the school would be pinning canned veggies to their clothes, too.
Ellie and Shannon whisper.
I lurk.
Shannon glances up at me as if I'm a waiter standing by to take her order. She says flatly, "I'll see you later, okay?"
I stare at her, frozen.
No. She did not just dismiss me! Oooh, she will rue the day!
I don't storm off, but I don't slink away like a bitch-ass punk, either. Just when I get to the door of the room, I hear Ellie say, "Hey, Blake?"
Now my whole exit is busted. I have to stop and turn around. "Yeah."
"If you see Manny, will you tell him I'll be there in a minute?" asks Ellie.
"Yeah."
I don't see Ellie's boyfriend Manny anywhere, but I do see her friend Dez. She's one of the hottest chicks in the whole school, even though she's only in tenth grade, like us. I admire her heart-shaped ass for a couple of seconds, since Shannon isn't around to catch me looking.
If there's one thing I've learned since getting a girlfriend, it's that you don't look at another girl for more than a hyper-second. You learn to take a quick sip, then savor the flavor of the afterimage in your head. About a week or so after Shannon and I became official, she noticed me noticing a girl, waited patiently for a few seconds, then said, "Okay, finish up now."
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