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by Heide Goody


  Clovenhoof is outrageous and irreverent (and laugh out loud funny!) but it is also filled with huge warmth and humanity. Written by first-time collaborators Heide Goody and Iain Grant, Clovenhoof will have you rooting for the bad guy like never before.

  F. Paul Wilson: "Clovenhoof is a delight. A funny, often hilarious romp with a dethroned Satan as he tries to adjust to modern suburbia. The breezy, ironic prose sets a perfect tone. If you need some laughs, here's the remedy."

  UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B008PYLULG

  US: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008PYLULG

  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series – Pigeonwings

  As punishment for his part in an attempted coup in Heaven, the Archangel Michael is banished to Earth. The holiest of the angelic host has to learn to live as a mortal, not an easy job when you’ve got Satan as a next-door neighbour.

  Michael soon finds that being a good person involves more than helping out at Sunday school and attending church coffee mornings. He has to find his purpose in life, deal with earthly temptations and solve a mystery involving some unusual monks and a jar of very dangerous jam.

  Heide Goody and Iain Grant have written a wild comedy that features spear-wielding cub scouts, accidental transvestites, King Arthur, a super-intelligent sheepdog, hallucinogenic snacks, evil peacocks, old ladies with biscuits, naked paintball, stolen tractors, clairvoyant computers, the Women’s Institute, and way too much alcohol.

  UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pigeonwings-Clovenhoof-Book-Heide-Goody-ebook/dp/B00EGP9UNS

  US: http://www.amazon.com/Pigeonwings-Clovenhoof-Book-Heide-Goody-ebook/dp/B00EGP9UNS

  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series – Hellzapoppin'

  Life at St Cadfan’s is never dull. There’s the cellar full of unexplained corpses. There’s the struggle to find food when the island is placed under quarantine. And there’s that peculiar staircase in the cellar…

  Being a demon in Hell has its own problems. There’s the increasingly impossible torture quotas to meet. There’s the entire horde of Hell waiting for you to slip up and make a mistake. And there’s that weird staircase in the service tunnels…

  Brother Stephen of St Cadfan’s and Rutpsud of the Sixth Circle, natural enemies and the most unnatural of friends, join forces to solve a murder mystery, save a rare species from extinction and stop Hell itself exploding.

  The fourth novel in the Clovenhoof series, Hellzapoppin’ is an astonishing comedy featuring suicidal sea birds, deadly plagues, exploding barbecues, dancing rats, magical wardrobes, King Arthur’s American descendants, mole-hunting monks, demonic possession and way too much seaweed beer.

  Hellzapoppin' is available from Amazon

  US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0134M97MC

  UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0134M97MC

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  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series – Satan's Shorts

  Curious about the day that Saint Christopher found out he'd been declared non-existent by the pope? What exactly is a cat in Hell's chance? How would an annual Christmas present exchange between Heaven and Hell work out? Find out the answers to these and other pressing questions in this collection of short stories from the world of Clovenhoof.

  This contains the stories, Clovenhoof's Shed and Clovenhoof Goes To Night School, which were previously published individually, but there are eight other stories included here featuring favourite characters from Heaven and Hell.

  Contains:

  Clovenhoof goes to Night School.

  Patron Saint of Nothing At All.

  Clovenhoof and the Snowmen.

  Saint Nicholas and the Krampus.

  Detritus at the Church Fete.

  Clovenhoof and the Spiders.

  A Cat in Hell's Chance.

  The Non-Specific Prayer Assessment Unit.

  The Hoof.

  Clovenhoof's Shed.

  UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Satans-Shorts-Clovenhoof-Book-3-ebook/dp/B00IJE5X6U

  US: http://www.amazon.com/Satans-Shorts-Clovenhoof-Book-3-ebook/dp/B00IJE5X6U

  Table of Contents

  Godsquad

  Chapter 1 – The Celestial City

  Chapter 2 – Amsterdam

  Chapter 3 – Sint-Jan-in-Eremo

  Chapter 4 – Rouen

  Chapter 5 - Paris

  Chapter 6 - Lyon

  Chapter 7 – In the Forest

  Chapter 8 – Marseille and Aubenas

  Chapter 9 – Marseille and Toulon

  Chapter 10 - Toulon

  Chapter 11 – Here and the Hereafter

  Acknowledgements and Thanks

  About the authors

  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series - Clovenhoof

  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series – Pigeonwings

  Other Books in the Clovenhoof series – Satan's Shorts

 

 

 


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