I croaked, “A clown wedding?” Oh my god, I’d completely forgotten about Tulip and the I do’s.
“Yes, isn’t it wonderful?” Rocky giggled with glee. “The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Clown College has been in existence since 1968. Almost one thousand three hundred clowns have graduated since then.” He hopped up and down a couple of times. “I will be a clown for my lovely Tulip. And so will you.”
Where was my Effen Vodka when I needed it?
April McGuire, Back Porch Studio
About the Author
Jessie Chandler is a board member-at-large of the midwest chapter of Mystery Writers of America and a member of Sisters in Crime. In her spare time, Chandler sells unique, artsy T-shirts and other assorted trinkets to unsuspecting conference and festival goers. She is a former police officer and resides in Minneapolis. Visit her online at JessieChandler.com.
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