“No can do.” She spritzes herself with her perfume from head to toe, effectively gassing up the room in a cloud of floral vapors. “I’m actually pulling a double, so I’ll be dancing in the late show as well.”
“That means you won’t be back until after one in the morning.”
“I know. It’s perfect.” She dabs some gloss on her lips and blows herself a kiss in the mirror. “As soon as school starts up, I’ll be stuck with my old schedule, but this way I’m making almost three times as much as I usually do because the late night customers are much better tippers.”
“That’s because they’re much better drinkers. They’re tipsy tippers.” I wrinkle my nose without meaning to. Daisy knows I’m not crazy about the fact she’s strutting her stuff in front of innumerous inebriated strangers, but I also know it’s something she’s completely comfortable with. She’s not nude, but still, there’s an awful lot of skin movin’ and groovin’ when she’s out on that stage. A thought comes to me. “Have you ever thought about what might happen if, you know, Mr. Right walks into the club one night?”
I can feel my face heating as soon as I ask the question. For whatever reason, a small part of me is forever trying to rescue Daisy from that carnal club. I would never say it out loud, but it’s a bad idea from start to finish.
“Well”—Daisy checks her phone before blowing out a heavy breath—“if Mr. Right is going to be as judgmental as you are, then I’m not interested in his opinion.” The smile fades from her face.
“Okay.” I raise my hands in surrender. “I’m sorry.” Everything in me softens to her. Daisy is my best friend, and the last person on the planet I want to make feel bad in any way. “You’re right. I’ve been nothing but a judgmental witch this entire time. I just wish I could help.”
“You’re not a witch.” She pinches my chin, looking up at me with those thick lashes she’s been gluing on for the last half hour. “Okay, you can be sort of a witch.” We share a quick laugh. “But the whole point is, I don’t want anybody’s help. I’m perfectly capable of powering through this thing called life all by my lonesome. And don’t worry”—she adjusts my neckline with a seamless tug—“this is just temporary. I get what you’re saying. If I did have a man in my life, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t want me doing cartwheels in my G-string while other men whistle with approval. I promise, I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it.” Her crystalline blue eyes water on cue. “But I’m not hunting for him right now. After law school, when I catch my breath maybe, but, until then it’s you, me, and this God forsaken foxhole we’re stuck in until graduation.”
My phone buzzes in my hand. It’s a text from Rex. Downstairs.
“Sounds good to me.” I pull her in, and we share a quick embrace. “Stay sane. And if you need me, don’t hesitate to call! I have a hot date with my brother, and I don’t want to be late!” I laugh all the way down to his truck.
Rex sits with his elbow perched against the frame of his window. His lids are hooded; his dark hair is slicked back, glossy and thick, still damp from the shower, and my stomach clenches with heat. He’s donned a fitted black suit that has every girl in a mile radius craning her neck just to get a look. Holy hell. And that blue silk tie? Rex Toberman is dangerous tonight.
My heart begins to race, drumming hard and fast all the way up to my throat, and suddenly, the thought of holding his hand, touching him in any inappropriate way, kissing him makes me feel as if I’m about to faint.
We drive in silence all the long way to Jepson, making that thirty-minute drive feel like thirty years. Every now and again, I sneak a glance his way. I’ll admit, Rex Toberman is looking mighty fine in just about every way tonight, but there’s something about that suit that disintegrated me the second I saw it. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting him to go all-out in the fashion arena tonight, but when I asked my father if I could bring my new boyfriend to meet him for the very first time, he insisted only the finest, and predictably most formal restaurant in Jepson would do. I can just imagine the shock on his face when he sees me with his soon-to-be stepson—walking hand-in-hand no less! My father will drop right to the floor. His face will bleach out of all color, and both he and Lynette will need a stiff drink to recuperate. At least that’s my dream scenario. It could go far better than I imagine, and Lynette will simply drop dead. Although, I shrink in my seat a little, I feel like an ass getting any sort of glee at the thought of Rex’s mother biting the big one.
We pull into the parking lot, and every last cell in my body comes alive. My heart makes the leap from my throat to my ears, and my entire body pounds, sweating with a biting heat, shaking at the prospect of what’s to come. You’d think I were headed to the electric chair, and just knowing that a very public display of affection with Rex Toberman is about to commence, I’d say it’s about the equivalent.
Rex comes around, seemingly cool as cucumber. Of course, he’s cool as a cocky cucumber. He’s used to molesting the hell out of his dates on a nightly basis. Tonight isn’t merely an exercise in method acting. It’s perpetuating a serial habit. I try to recall the last time I ran my hands over the male form and come up empty. God, first base is about as far as I’ve ever gotten, and that letdown of a tongue twister was with Duncan. I’ve dated a few guys since, but those dates amounted to less than dinner and a movie.
My fingers shake as I reach for his, and instead, I flatten my sweaty palms over my thighs.
Crap!
My entire body gyrates with nerves, and right about now, I want nothing more than a toilet to sit on. Out of all the biological reactions Rex Toberman has induced in girls, I bet he’d be surprised to learn he’s actually summoned the power to loosen my bowels. Actually, my overactive nerves harnessed that power long ago. If I’m not mistaken, it correlates right around the time I made my first freeway blunder.
“We’ll go in holding hands,” I stammer. The early evening sun lands in my eyes, turning him briefly into a tangerine shadow.
“Sounds good, sweetheart.” For whatever reason, the sarcastic inflection in his voice puts me at ease. Rex takes up my hand and carefully interlaces our fingers, calm, cool, and irritatingly collected.
Why do I have to be a shivering bundle of nerves in this equation? Why can’t I be indifferent about the fact our flesh just experienced a Chernobyl-worthy meltdown upon impact?
That’s it. I’m taking the sexual bull by the horns. Rex Toberman and his tailor made Italian zoot suit are mine. Bowels be damned. I’m turning up the heat, and if my father and Lynette don’t like the Sexy Rexy show, I suggest they do more than look away, because this risqué review isn’t leaving town until we’ve severed the knot they’re trying to form.
I leap toward the entrance, and Rex gently reels me back. “Hey”—there’s a softness in his voice that I haven’t heard before as his eyes tender to mine—“it’s going to work out.” He gives my hand a slight squeeze, and my stomach pinches in tandem.
I swallow hard, trying to come up with the right snide remark, and nary a sarcastic word is willing to travel up my throat so I simply nod like a doltish child.
Rex leads the way, holding open the door for me like a perfect gentleman. It’s cool inside, a little too cool, quickly turning my sweat-riddled body into a shivering cube of ice.
“There they are,” he whispers hot over my temple. The heat emanates from his chest to mine, and my entire body warms. The waitress comes over. “We’re with Bradley Kent.” He says my father’s name so kind and polite, something about the civility of it all melts me.
We follow the waitress through the crowded establishment, thick with its tangy, spiced scents, the dark atmosphere with cobalt candles flickering in the heart of every table. It’s a perfectly romantic setting. A perfectly twisted setting for this day in my life in which I had never even considered a possibility, the day in which I publicly declare a sexual affinity for my quasi-brother. Not Lawson, of course, thankfully not Lawson because he happens to be the real deal. Not that I would ev
en consider this lunacy with my baby brother. That would be beyond disgusting, and those are the exact same feelings I’m hoping to evoke in Lynette and my father. They should be fuming, nauseous, and, of course, rudely awakened to the fact a legal union of any type should never happen between the two of them.
Rex leans in, tucking his lips close to my ear. “It’s go time,” he whispers hot against my neck, and an electric shiver runs through me.
Daddy sits whispering something to Lynette, and she guffaws as if it’s the funniest thing she’s ever heard. It’s a fake laugh, of course. A part of me is convinced she’s taking my father for a ride, and I don’t mean of the carnal variety. Her copper sequin top glitters in this dim light, and it looks as if she’s breaking apart at the molecular level.
Daddy spots us and rises. “Batter Bits!” He embraces me, effectively breaking any hold I had on Rex’s hand. He pulls away, and the smile plastered to his face morphs into curiosity. “Son, is that you?” He socks Rex on the arm, and they hug it out man-style.
Lynette opens her arms wide. “Darling, you look magnificent! Where is this boy you’re dating?” She looks behind me for a moment before looking to her son. “Are you bringing a date as well?” She shakes her head, clearly stymied by the fact we’ve opted to show up seemingly stag.
The four of us take our seats with both Rex and me scooting our chairs closer together. For all the touching, loving, squeezing we plan on doing, we’ll have to close the distance as much as humanly possible. Lynette scoots in close to my father, creating a dizzying effect with her ensemble. Note to self: never wear sequins to a dimly lit establishment lest you run the risk of disorienting the rest of your party. Hey, maybe that was the point?
“Actually”—I clear my throat, scooting my seat just a touch closer to the man of the hour—“I did bring a date.” I lay my hand over the table, and Rex once again interlaces our fingers, reigning over me with his cheesy smile. “Mom”—I look to Lynette as I try out the newly minted moniker—“I hope you don’t mind me calling you that. I mean, once you and Daddy marry, that’s what you’ll be to me.” I swallow hard. Definitely not the direction I hoped we’d swing in.
“Not at all!” Lynette claps as if she’s just won the lottery. “I was hoping you’d ask! And how sweet that you’ve taken a liking to your new brother. Neither Bradley nor I have ever experienced a blended family before. But I just knew deep down inside that you’d start to feel that special sibling bond.”
“Oh, we’re feeling it.” Rex leans in and kisses the back of my hand, and I see nothing but the whites of their eyes from across the table.
“That’s very nice, dear.” Lynette motions for Rex to let the hell go. “No need to cause a scene. Let’s save the displays of endearment for holidays and such.” She offers a little wink my way. “So, where’s this boy who’s stolen your heart?”
Dad leans in. “Your sister has made it sound as if you’ve lost your mind. Give me the heads-up before he arrives. What’s his name? Have we met before?”
The only boyfriend of mine my father has met has been Duncan. It was Sabrina who brought another boy home every other week.
“Oh, you know his name well, and, yes, you actually have met before.” My skin prickles, my heart does its best to crawl right out of my throat and take a peek at what all the fuss is about out here.
Here it is, the moment of our redneck reckoning. “Mom, Dad”—it takes balls to do what I’m about to, and if this entire experience has taught me anything, it’s how to grow a pair—“I’m in love with my soon-to-be stepbrother.”
The two of them sit blank-faced, blinking quietly while looking from Rex to me.
Dad is the first to clear his throat. “We’re thrilled the two of you have such an affectionate fondness for one another. But perhaps you should stop holding hands.” He shakes his head and slits his throat with his finger.
The waitress pops by and lands four glasses of water onto the table.
“One more thing!” Dad catches her before she takes off. “We’ll need two extra seats.”
“Will do!” she bleats before taking off.
“No can do.” I look to Rex, perplexed at how wrong this is going so fast. “Do something,” I hiss.
“We won’t be needing those extra seats.” Rex looks straight into my father’s eyes with a hint of laughter buried in each. “I am your daughter’s date for the evening—for every evening. Scarlett and I are madly, deeply, oh so foolishly in love—sexual love.” Oh, wow, that was good and yet slightly uncalled for. I run my knee approvingly over his. Props for kicking it up a sexual notch. “This is serious, and it’s only getting worse.”
Okay, slight deduction for making it sound like an infectious disease.
Both Lynette and Dad gasp in horror. Their eyes jet out from their skulls like softballs.
Bingo! I give Rex’s hand a squeeze of approval.
My poor father’s eyes have rounded out with a look of sheer agony. Lynette’s mouth has squared off in some rendition of a silent scream. For all practical purposes, it’s mission accomplished, and here we’ve yet to warm our seats for five solid minutes. I’m a genius if I don’t say so myself.
Lynette leans in hard, her short yellow hair frames her face like a hay-riddled pyramid. “What do you mean you’re in sexual love?”
“You know, doing it.” Rex lays the unnecessary inflection on those last two words, and I kick him under the table, more of a reflex than a punishment—although in this case it’s sort of both. The point has been made. I see no good reason to shovel out my father’s grave.
“Doing it?” Dad’s voice hardens as he rises out of his seat with a special brand of rage, and Lynette is quick to pull him back down to Earth.
This is getting good. If I’m really lucky, my father will rip Rex Toberman’s balls off for even thinking of doing it with his daughter, and we’ll be rid of the Tobermans altogether. My stomach jackknifes as if protesting the idea.
“What do you mean by doing it?” Lynette gags as she says the words. The waitress comes by with the spare chairs, and my father growls until the extraneous staff disbands from our presence.
Rex shrugs. “We’re getting busy beneath the sheets.”
Lynette’s mouth turns into a perfect oval, but my father simply stews. You can see the steam streaming out of his every facial orifice. He’s going to blow to smithereens and take Rex right along with him.
“You mean you’re doing the horizontal mambo?” Lynette presses her hand to her chest, her eyes receding into the back of her head as if she’s about to pass out.
Rex gives a slow, morose nod. “And we dance all night long.”
“Hell!” My father slams his hand over the table. “For crying out loud.”
The waitress comes by again and insists on taking our order.
Lynette orders the special of the day without bothering to inquire what it might be, and my father, Rex, and I all follow suit. Once she takes off again, both Lynette and my father glue their distraught gazes in our direction.
“Batter Bits,” my father pleads with a disparaging look of heartbreak. “But we thought you were pure?”
Lynette exchanges her disappointment for something far crankier as she wrinkles her nose in disgust at the two of us. “Your father was so pleased to hear it. He bragged to all of his golf buddies what a rarity his little Batter Bits was.”
“Oh, but I like totally am still a virgin.” And, apparently, a Valley Girl. My face heats so hot I can qualify as my own solar surface. “I mean, Rex and I do everything but the actual deed.” My body temperature spikes to unnatural, unsafe levels. I’m pretty sure there’s not a person on the planet who willfully discusses their “horizontal mambo” with their father for crap’s sake. What the hell was I thinking?
The color begins to return to his face, and for the first time all night, he’s actually breathing again.
I glance over to my partner in abstinence to find Rex shaking his head ever so slightly at
the fact I’ve essentially set our plan in retrograde.
“Well, that’s a relief.” My father relaxes in his seat. Obviously, he’s not cut out for that kind of news. It was on the verge of causing a cardiac episode. And one thing is for darn sure—I refuse to kill my beloved father by way of rumors concerning my vagina, pristine as it may be.
“But I won’t be for long.” I pull Rex in even closer until our shoulders are crammed up against one another. His breath tickles over my cheek as he looks to me for what might come next. “I mean, we’re planning on doing the deed very, very soon.” I sweep my gaze to the floor when I say it. There’s no way in hell I’m looking my father in the eye while filling him in on the fact I’m devising a cherry popping party in the very near future.
“What do you mean you’re planning it?” Lynette spits the words out as if there were nothing so vile.
Rex and I exchange glances. Neither one of us anticipated this disarray of indelicate details to take place. This entire night has become a nightmare.
“I’m saving myself.” When the going gets tough, I’ve always doubled down on logic.
“For your wedding night?” Lynette nods as if encouraging me to admit to what might amount to the only detail that will set my father’s heart at ease.
I can see where’s she’s going with this. As long as Rex and I aren’t sleeping together, then we’re as wholesome as apple pie in her eyes. She’ll convince my father of the same, and they’ll practically be skipping down the aisle come August.
“For your wedding night actually.” Crap. So not what I had anticipated popping out of my mouth.
The entire table lurches as my father engages in a spontaneous coughing fit.
“Crap.” Rex runs his fingers through his hair in what I’m assuming is an attempt not to lose it. As soon as one of us breaks, they’ll realize this is all a big act and resume their happily-never-after status. We can’t lose it now. Everything is at freaking stake.
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