by Susan Schild
Linny grinned at her sister. Their mother looked happy.
Kate cocked her head. “Who’s helping you with Skype, Mama?”
“A friend.” Her mother’s eyes twinkled at whoever held the device and, again, the picture on the screen swam. A good-looking white-haired man appeared wearing an ascot and a sea captain’s hat perched at a jaunty angle. His jaw thrust forward, he said in an upper-crust voice, “Let me introduce myself. I’m Thurston Howell the Third: Harvard class of ’44, staunch Republican, and wunderkind of Wall Street.” He gave them an unctuous smile.
They heard Dottie giggle girlishly. Linny shot Kate a worried look but said evenly, “Nice to meet you. Thanks for helping Mama with Skype.”
Thurston broke into a grin and spoke in a normal voice. “My pleasure. I’m really Maximillian Walters—I go by Mack—but I’m attending the costume party as Thurston Howell the Third . . . you know, the millionaire on Gilligan’s Island.” He colored and pulled at the knot in his ascot. “I’m a dance instructor. Your mama and her friends are real nice ladies.” He touched the brim of his hat and turned the camera back on Dottie.
Maximillian. That had to be a made-up name. An alias, Linny decided, frowning.
“Now where is my boy Curtis?” Dottie asked, craning her neck to look past her daughters.
“He’s right here.” Kate tried to angle the huge dog’s head up so Dottie could see him.
Curtis stared at the screen, looked away, and started to whine when he heard Dottie croon, “Curtis, it’s your mama! I’ve missed you, puddin’ pie. Are you being a good boy for Linny? You’re my sugar booger, and I’ll be home soon. You stay sweet, now.”
Her gentleman friend said something, and Dottie nodded. “We need to go, girls. Captain Sven is giving a how you steer the boat lecture in the bridge that starts in five minutes and we don’t want to be late.” She gave a cheery wave.
After they ended the call, Linny turned to Kate and raised a brow. “Her friend, huh? Mama might not know dance instructors are paid to be friendly. Aren’t they gigolos?” She glowered. “I know all about gigolos.”
Kate twirled a lock of her curly hair and thought about it. “I don’t think so. The cruise company must do background checks.”
“You’re right,” Linny admitted, leaning back in her chair and frowning. “But Mama’s got such bad radar about men. Daddy had a girlfriend for forever, and Mama didn’t catch on ’til he died and somebody told her.” She shook her head. “And before she left on her trip, she went on and on about what a prince that creepy minister was.”
But Kate just patted her arm. “We’ll keep an eye on things, sweets.”
“Now that Mama’s letting herself have fun, she seems to be getting the hang of it pretty easily.” Linny raised one shoulder and said plaintively, “She didn’t even ask about us.”
Kate gave a wry smile as she rose from the couch. “She’s probably doesn’t know Skype is free and is worried about the cost of the Wi-Fi minutes, Lin. You know how frugal Mama is.”
“I know,” Linny agreed reluctantly. Gazing at Curtis, she gave him a behind-the-ear scratch and groused, “She spent some minutes mooning over you, though, sugar booger.”
* * *
Chin in hand, Linny stared at the screen and drew in her breath sharply when she saw the closing balance on her business checking account. After the flurry of new business with the pharmaceutical company, the dentist’s office, the Roving Fleet of Geeks, and the Earth and Sky classes, the coffers were getting low just as the American Express bill and quarterly taxes were coming due. Her palms went clammy as she flashed back to last year, when she’d been fired just after discovering her late husband had almost bankrupted them. She’d never, ever let herself be poor like that again. Forcing herself to slow her breathing, she gave herself a talking to. This is just a little dry spell. You got too busy training and didn’t work at getting new business. You can fix that. She sat up straighter, recalling her crusty mentor’s drawl: Stop whining and get up with people. Text, email, and dial for dollars.
After tapping out a flurry of friendly emails to her business contacts, she pasted a smile on her face and picked up the phone. “This is Linny Taylor. I was thinking about you and wondering where things stood with the program we discussed in the fall. . . .”
* * *
Later that afternoon, Linny was at her desk blowing on a steaming cup of green tea when the phone rang. “Linny Taylor,” she said.
“Cathy Beaumont from Dynatron,” the woman said crisply. “Got your email. Wanted to give you an update on the program we discussed in the fall.”
“Good to hear from you,” Linny said. Hurriedly, she clicked open a file of notes she’d taken after her meeting with Cathy and the CEO, Banks Lanier. “We talked about team building with the senior leaders. There were issues with productivity you wanted to address.”
“Correct. Before we start planning anything, we want you to do telephone interviews with the eight members of the executive team. Find out what’s working, what’s not, what needs to change—that type of thing.” The woman paused and lowered her voice. “We have problems. Could you ask questions and summarize the responses so that no one could tell who said what?”
Ah. Trouble. “I can.” Linny perched on the edge of her chair and felt her pulse race with excitement as she scribbled notes. She could do this. She was good at this. “Let me send you a list of questions I’ve used in other interviews . . .” she began.
CHAPTER 8
Capers
It was late Saturday afternoon and they’d just climbed back into the truck to head home from the classic movie matinee at the Imperial Theater. So far, their quiet celebration of Jack’s fortieth birthday had gone off without a hitch. Linny had given him a card at breakfast and made a big show of paying for their movie tickets. She’d helpfully pointed out the sign about the senior citizen discount he’d soon be eligible for and sprang for the popcorn, candy, and Pepsis.
Now, Neal sat in the back of the crew cab, eating the last of his Sno-Caps.
“Thanks for a real nice birthday, Lin.” Jack gave her a grateful look and squeezed her hand, then turned the key on the truck.
Linny smiled at him and clicked on her seat belt. Did Jack think the movie constituted his entire birthday celebration? Did he really think there wouldn’t be any cake or presents? As Jack slid into his seat, she glanced over the backseat to Neal. “After all your eye rolling and deep sighs, you and your dad seemed to like Key Largo.”
“I did,” Jack admitted as he pulled out onto Bainbridge Road. “Makes me want to see more Bogart movies, like Casablanca.”
“The movie was okay, but it was old,” Neal said, sounding bored. “Mom and Chaz are taking me to Universal World Dominance next week. In 3D.”
She felt her scalp prickle with irritation. Of course they’d take him to the new blockbuster. Linny carefully folded her hands in her lap. Still, no matter how cool he was acting, she knew Neal had enjoyed the Bogart movie. During the most suspenseful parts, she’d given him sideways glances, and he’d been sitting on the edge of his seat, wide-eyed. Linny’s lips turned up. She had learned one trick to try to keep him from going into full-bore prickly mode: play. “My father used to do an amazing Humphrey Bogart impression. No talking, just the face. Don’t suppose it’s anything you boys could do, though. Took years of practice,” she said airily and looked out the window.
Neal was quiet for a moment, then leaned over the seat, straining against his seat belt. “Let’s have a contest about who can look more like him, me or Dad. Linny, you judge.”
“Okay.” Linny shrugged and reached in her purse for her to-do list notebook. “I’ll rate you each on a scale of one to ten.” Linny turned around, pen poised, and gazed at Neal. “Go ahead.”
Jack’s mouth quirked up as he glanced over his shoulder to watch.
Neal squinted, darted his eyes back and forth, and made his mouth a hard, thin line.
“Pretty good,” Linn
y observed, and made a show of scribbling lines in her notebook. She looked up. “You look bitter and dangerous. Reminded me of how Bogie looked when he got in the boat with Johnny Rocco and the boys. I’ll give you a 9.5.”
Neal leaned farther over the front seat and held up a hand for Linny. She met his fist bump with an awkward high five. Pathetic. A cooler stepmom would have known a fist bump was what was called for.
Jack pretended to wipe his brow. “Whew. Tough competition.” He signaled and pulled into a gas station.
Neal gently pushed his father on the shoulder and teased, “Go ahead, Dad. Show us your best Bogart. Don’t choke, now.”
At the pump, Jack turned off the engine and closed his eyes for a moment, muttering, “I’m getting in character.” A moment later, he opened them. Furrowing his brow, he thrust out his jaw and gave them a steely gaze.
Linny eyed him speculatively and nodded as she jotted notes. “You look brooding and menacing, like when the bad guys showed up at Hotel Largo. I’ll give you a nine. Took one point off because your eyes were too happy.”
“Darned happy eyes,” Jack said, pretending to grouse. Swinging down from his seat, he whistled as he pumped gas. Because Jack played opera constantly at his house, Linny recognized a section from The Barber of Seville. She smiled and shook her head. He followed NASCAR, knew the free throw line percentages of all of the basketball teams in the Atlantic Coast Conference, knew his hockey stats, and got misty-eyed at opera. She loved the contradictions. Neal turned off his DVD and leaned over the front seat. “Everything A-OK for tonight?” he asked sotto voce and tapped the side of his nose.
He looked adorable, but where had he learned the nose tap? Linny tried to keep a solemn face. In a low voice, she reviewed the plan. “Your dad will go down to feed the horses. I’ve already told him I need your help putting boxes in the attic. The fire pit is on the patio, loaded with logs and kindling. We’ll have it blazing by the time he gets back.”
“Dad will think it’s so cool,” Neal said, rubbing his hands together. His brows knit. “He won’t think the house is on fire and call the fire department, will he?”
Linny pinched her lip and thought about it. “Maybe you can wait to strike the match until he’s almost at the house.”
Neal nodded and bounced back in his seat.
Linny smiled. Neal loved being part of a secret, or a caper, as he called it. When she’d spied the copper and sea glass fire pit on sale in the Lowe’s flyer, she’d circled it with a Sharpie and slipped it under the boy’s pillow with a sticky note on it that read, Let’s surprise your dad with this for his birthday. He really liked the one he saw at Uncle Jerry’s. His eyes had danced when he and Linny had told Jack they were going to the library and instead gone to the store to pick it up. He’d loved it when she’d asked him for a good spot to hide it on the farm, and he’d looked proud as he’d carried his end of the heavy box to the spot in the back corner of an outbuilding.
Neal called from the backseat, sounding worried. “Are you sure you didn’t spend too much money? It cost pretty much.”
Touched by his concern, Linny reassured him, “It’s fine. It was a good sale.” But this was the second time he’d asked her about her money. When they’d lugged the box to the checkout at Lowe’s and he’d seen the price, his eyes had widened, and he’d whispered, “Should you find him something that doesn’t cost so much? Maybe new socks or underwear.” He’d blushed bright red as he said the latter.
As she watched Jack squeegee off the windshield, Linny found the small bottle of lavender moisturizer from her purse and pulled off the cap. Hoping she sounded casual, she said, “You seem worried about my money situation, Neal. Is there anything you want to know?”
“Maybe,” he said. After a long moment, he asked tentatively, “Are you poor, Linny?”
Her heart squeezed and her breathing slowed, knowing what a big risk Neal was taking in airing his concern for her. Slowly, she rubbed lotion into her hands. “What makes you think I’m poor?”
“Well, your car has that rip in the front seat,” Neal said.
She nodded. “True. But your dad did a good job with the duct tape, and my car is a good one. It will go another hundred thousand miles.”
“Whoa,” Neal said, and was silent for a beat. “But your car’s not new.”
“That’s also true,” Linny agreed, but pointed out, “but a new car doesn’t always mean someone is wealthy and an old car doesn’t always mean someone is poor. It just means they’re making different choices about how to spend their money.”
“Huh,” he said thoughtfully.
“What else makes you think I’m poor?” Linny asked quietly.
Neal sounded apologetic as he said, “Well, you live in a trailer.”
“I do, but I thought you liked that trailer,” she said.
“Oh, I think it’s way cool, but I thought poor people lived in trailers.”
“Not necessarily,” Linny said evenly, waiting to see how this spun out.
Sounding puzzled, he said, “You don’t have any trash around it, though.”
Linny’s thoughts scrabbled around as she tried hard to follow him. “Well, there was a bunch of trash in it when I first moved in. The renters before me were . . .” What was a way not to say piggish and nasty? “Well, they were lazy about that sort of thing, but I got it all cleaned up.” Glancing over her shoulder, she smiled at him. “Remember? That’s how I met your dad—at the dump.”
“Oh, yeah,” Neal said, grinning. “I knew that.” He asked his next question just as Jack stepped into the truck. “Then what’s trailer trash?”
Automatically, Jack said, “Son, that’s not a very nice term to use.” He looked at her, one brow raised.
She shrugged, mystified. “I was just talking to Neal about whether I was poor or not.”
“Well, looks like I’ve missed some real interesting conversation,” Jack said mildly.
But as they rolled down Route 32 toward Worth County she thought about it. There was real worry beneath the boy’s questions, and she wanted to put his mind to rest. “One thing I’ll tell you, Neal. I was poor not that long ago and I didn’t like it a bit. Luckily, I was able to change my job and figure out how to get . . . comfortable again.” She gave her head a rueful shake at that understatement.
“Okay,” Neal said, talking through a yawn. “Dad, can you turn on the radio so we can catch some scores?”
Linny cast a sideways glance at Jack, but he was busy fiddling with the settings, trying to find ESPN Radio. She gazed out the window as the dusk faded to dark and mulled it over. The conversation with Neal had zigged and zagged. His concern about her was a sure sign she was making headway with him, but what was he getting at with his questions? Linny sighed so heavily that Jack sent her a questioning glance. She gave him a reassuring smile but flushed, feeling inept.
At the farm they piled out of the truck. Jack stopped in the mudroom, flipped on all the outdoor lights, and slipped on his heavy down coat and boots. In the kitchen Linny fished a box from the pantry and stooped to peer in the under-the-counter cabinets. Noisily banging pots and pans around to add credibility to her ruse, she extricated some and stacked them in the box on the floor beside her. “Neal, I need you, remember?”
Neal gave a put-upon sigh and pulled down the stairs to the attic. Crossing his arms, he called to her in a mutinous voice, “Where do you want me to put the dumb boxes?”
“We need a cheerful attitude and respect, Son.” Jack shot Neal a sharp warning glance, stepped out the door, and trudged toward the barn.
Linny grinned and gave Neal a thumbs-up. Clutching an imaginary microphone, she said in a hushed voice, “And the Academy Award for best young actor goes to . . . Neal Avery.”
The boy blushed and tried to hide his smile as he let the stairs retract into the ceiling. “I’ll keep an eye out and tell you when he’s on the way back.” He hustled to the window and used the sleeve of his flannel shirt to rub a clear spot in
the steamed window. “Let’s use code. I’ll say, the Eagle has landed when he starts up from the barn.”
“Ten-four,” Linny said solemnly, trying to hide her smile. Reaching under the counter where she’d noisily rummaged just a moment ago, she carefully lifted out a Tupperware cake carrier. Sighing happily, she unclasped the top and gazed at the three-layer, light-as-a-cloud froth of a coconut cake she’d baked from her mother’s recipe. She’d painstakingly followed each step and even baked a practice cake that she’d sent over to her neighbor Margaret, who’d delightedly assured Linny that she’d gotten it right. She had. The secret was in the sour cream. Her mama used to be a fine cook before she slid into microwaving Michelina’s Mac and Cheese and becoming a regular at the K & W.
She felt a happy buzz of excitement when she thought about her special gift for Jack. Unable to resist, she stepped into the guest room, knelt beside the bed, and slid out the banged-up old guitar that had been her father’s. After he’d died and, apparently, Mama found out about his Ava Gardner–looking girlfriend, she’d thundered in and out of the house, tossing all his things in back of the station wagon. Linny and Kate had managed to spirit away some mementos before Dottie had sped off to Goodwill. She touched the red velvet bow she’d tied around the arm of the instrument, thinking of Jack’s wistful expression when he told her he’d always wished he’d learned to play the guitar. He thought it was too late, but she didn’t. Softly, she ran her fingers across the smooth grain of the wood. Her daddy used to sit on the front porch, strumming and picking, with her and Kate sitting beside him like bookends and sometimes singing along. Closing her eyes, she remembered the peace of those evenings: the smell of his Marlboros, the whirring of cicadas, the vibration of his voice she could feel through her knee as it pressed into his. In the kitchen her mother would smile as she fried chicken or slid a ham into the oven, happy when her husband was home. Mouthing the words softly because he claimed his voice was a chicken squawk, her daddy sang in a fine, warm tenor that did justice to Hank Williams, Randy Travis, and Woody Guthrie. Smiling, she shook her head. She felt such calm and comfort when he played guitar. Linny wanted to create that same feeling in this house. She needed to hold that sweet memory of her father, too, and not just think about him being gone so much, and the woman on the side. Giving the guitar a pat before she slid it back in its hiding place, she decided to give it to Jack after Neal went to bed. She didn’t want to take away from their fire pit surprise.
