Muddy Mouth
A Dog Park Mystery
C. A. Newsome
Contents
Copyright
Dedication
Cast of Characters (and their dogs)
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Epilogue
Chewy's Song
Author's Notes
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Also by C. A. Newsome
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Cast of Characters (and their dogs)
Featuring
Lia Anderson, (Honey and Chewy)
Detective Peter Dourson (Viola)
* * *
The Missing Author
Leroy Eberschlag/Lucas Cross, author
Dorothy Eberschlag, Leroy’s mother, Debby’s sister
Citrine/Cheryl Baremore, artist and blogger
Koi, fictional covert operative
Colt Savage, fictional investigator
George Wier, author and AustinCon organizer
Russell Blake, author
Nick Russell, author
* * *
Knot Only Knitting, AKA Fiber and Snark
Sarah Schellenger, Northside Branch Librarian
Duane Adams, Sarah’s husband, A sound engineer
Debby Carrico, Elmwood Branch Librarian
Jerry Carrico, Debby’s husband, owner of an automotive bodyshop
Cecilie Watkins, founder of SCOOP
Bill Watkins, Cecilie’s husband
Alice Emons, Architect
Tom, Alice’s husband
Carol Cohn, semi-retired bookkeeper
* * *
Mount Airy Dog Park
Bailey Hughes (Kita)
Jim McDonald (Fleece)
Bonnie (Chester)
Jose Mitsch (Sophie)
Terry Dunn (Jackson and Napa)
Steve Reams (Penny)
Renee Solomon (Dakini)
* * *
District 5
Captain Bill Roller, current commander
Captain Ann Parker, incoming commander
Detective Brent Davis, Peter’s partner
Detective Cynth McFadden, electronic investigator
Officer Cal Hinkle
Officer Paul Brainard
Detective Hodgkins AKA Heckle
Detective Jarvis AKA Jeckle
* * *
Everyone Else
Alma, Peter’s octogenarian neighbor
Ruth Peltier, Peter’s recently deceased neighbor
Edward, Twin Towers resident
Trees, AKA John Morgan, hacker and Bailey’s long-distance beau
Paul Ravenscraft, musician, massage therapist and non-denominational minister
Asia, Lia’s therapist
Prologue
From the Cincinnati Enquirer:
Author Vanishes
AUSTIN, TX - In a scenario right out of one of his books, best selling author Lucas Cross vanished in the early hours of June 11th from AustinCon, a convention of self-published authors taking place this weekend at the Hyatt Regency Hotel. Cross’ entourage first realized he was missing when he failed to appear for an author panel Saturday morning. He was last seen at a party for the panel held in a suite tenanted by best-selling author Russell Blake.
Witnesses recalled seeing Cross in an inebriated state at 11 P.M. No one remembered seeing him leave. According to Austin Police, signs of a disturbance in the hotel basement suggest Cross did not leave the hotel voluntarily.
Cross, a Cincinnati writer whose real name is Leroy Eberschlag, attended the convention accompanied by an aunt, Debby Carrico, along with his accountant and his editorial team, none of whom attended the party. Carrico appeared at a press conference held by Austin Police, making a tearful plea for the safe return of her nephew.
1
Friday, June 17
“That was fun, but I still don’t get his appeal.” Lia shoved the push bar on the rear door of the Esquire Theater, exiting into the night. She was a slender woman, five-nine with moss-green eyes and elegant cheekbones. Her streaky chestnut hair piled messily on her head as a concession to 80% humidity. This was date night, so she’d worn a boho peasant blouse over a multi-patterned maxi skirt instead of her usual khaki shorts and paint splattered tee shirt.
She and her companion, Detective Peter Dourson, preferred the back way out. The rehabbed Art Deco movie house had a tiny lobby that was always crowded at night. Lia paused in the alley, feeling the sultry night breeze against her face. “I suspect I’ll enjoy being outside for exactly five minutes - until it starts feeling clammy.”
Peter traced the tips of his fingers down her spine and snugged a proprietary hand at her waist. “It’s a good thing we’ll be in the car by then.”
They emerged from the alley into the Friday night throngs on Ludlow Avenue, illuminated by the vintage gaslights that were the hallmark of the trendy Cincinnati neighborhood. Peter took Lia’s hand as he forced a path through the milling crowd in front of the theater.
Self-reliant all her life by necessity, Lia was still adjusting to Peter’s protective ways. Sometimes when he led her like this it made her feel like a child and she had to resist a perverse urge to pull her hand away. The fault, she knew, was with her. On date nights, she surrendered to Peter’s gentlemanly manners, consciously choosing to enjoy them.
It wasn’t much of a hardship. Tall and lean, with mink-brown hair that fell into eyes the deep blue of twilight, Peter was attractive more than handsome. She found she liked that about him. She’d had enough of handsome men.
When she’d first met the detective, she hadn’t thought he was her type. Growing up in the far reaches of Kentucky groomed him for an earlier era of gentle chauvinism that sometimes made him seem much older, though at 34, he was only one year her senior. More observant than gregarious, she’d thought his personality as bland as his khakis and regulation polos. Not the guy for an artist.
Caught up in the death of her then-boyfriend, she hadn’t noticed the strength in his lean frame and the humor in his eyes. She’d only had to dip her toe in to discover currents running powerfully swift and deep in Peter.
A dreadlocked sax player moaned a bluesy riff on the next corner, competing with a trio of African drummers a block away. Traffic slowed to avoid jaywalkers. Light spilled out of stylish boutiques, still open to lure window shoppers on their way to or from dinner in one of the many restaurants.
The saxophone player had already amassed a healthy pile of bills in his instrument case, likely a result of snaring the corner by Graeter’s Ice Cream Parlor and Bakery, the most crowded corner in the Gaslight District of Clifton. Patrons poured onto the street, tongues flashing to catch the ice cream dripping down their sugar cones. Some made their way to the benches lining Telford Avenue, some were headed for th
e plaza overlooking the parking lot, and others lingered around the busker.
“Ice cream?” Peter asked.
“You get some if you want. I’m trying to be good. Milk products are off my diet.”
Peter’s sweet tooth mourned in silence. “Along with popcorn, pizza, and nachos. If the line wasn’t so long, I’d grab three dips of raspberry chocolate chip so you’d have to watch me eat it.”
“Cruel man. Wheat and corn are bad for type O’s. Dr. D’Adamo says so.” She ignored his rolling eyes and bumped his hip. “If I don’t notice more energy after 90 days, I’ll ditch the diet and treat you to Dewey’s every night for a week. The light’s green, let’s go.”
The other side of the street was deserted. They took a shortcut, passing into a narrow alley between Om Cafe and a small shop that was forever changing identities, both closed. Lia thought the brick-lined darkness a suitable epilogue to an evening watching classic noir cinema.
“So you won’t be fantasizing about Bogie tonight?” Peter asked.
“Nope.”
“What’s not to like?”
“His head is shaped funny, it looks like he has no neck, and he’s too aggressive for my taste,” Lia said.
“That’s not aggression, it’s manliness,” Peter said.
“It’s manly to slap Peter Lorre over and over? The man was wearing a white suit and smelled like gardenias. It was like kicking a poodle.” Lia gave him an incredulous look.
“Bogie is the ultimate romantic. I thought women loved him.”
“He sneers at Mary Astor and calls her a liar about twenty times. Then he tells her he can’t trust her. He grabs her face and mashes his mouth into hers in the worst screen kiss ever, and implies the only way he’ll stick with her is if she sleeps with him. What about that is supposed to make me swoon?”
Peter took Lia by the shoulders and pressed her against the wall. He caged her face with his forearms and leaned in close, nuzzling her neck, sending shivers through her body.
“You don’t like masterful men?”
Lia gasped as his breath feathered her ear. “Mastery…”
Peter traced one index finger along her hairline, wrapping it in a strand of hair and giving it a gentle tug.
Lis struggled to remember her point. “… implies finesse….”
He kissed her jaw.
“…I saw no finesse in that kiss.”
“Maybe,” Peter murmured as he kissed his way from her jaw to her mouth, “he … was overcome … with passion.” He pressed a knee between her legs as he took her face in both hands, his mouth hovering over hers while his thumbs drew circles on her temples. He held her eyes for a long moment, warm breath feathering between them.
A woman screamed.
Peter bolted for the end of the alley, the pounding of his feet echoing off the buildings. Lia pushed herself away from the wall and followed. By the time she emerged onto the back lot of Om Cafe, Peter was hurtling down the steps that led to the parking lot, taking three at a time.
“Did you see him? Did you see him?” The woman’s voice was hysterical.
“Are you hurt?” Peter’s voice drifted up the steps.
“That man, is he still there?”
“What man?”
“He pushed me. He was there, at the top of the steps. I thought he was going to come down and kill me!”
Peter craned his neck, catching Lia’s eye. She shook her head. Whoever had been there was gone. She grabbed the steel handrail and made her way down the long, concrete steps as Peter questioned the woman.
“He’s gone,” Peter told her. “What did he look like?… Where are you hurt?”
The woman’s voice, calmer now, was too faint for Lia to make out as she answered Peter’s questions.
The tiny woman sat on the asphalt, surrounded by her scattered belongings. Peter stooped beside her, his arm behind her back. A disheveled puff of red hair hovered above oversized glasses perched on a small nose. A scrape on her forehead oozed. The pale face, pinched in pain, was familiar.
“Carol? Carol Cohn?”
Carol looked up. “Do I know you?”
“Lia Anderson. Sarah’s friend. She hired me to build your parade float.”
Carol blinked. “Right. Forgive me, I’m distracted. Did you see him? A tall man in a dark hoodie?”
“I didn’t see anyone,” Lia said. “He must have ducked around one of the buildings.”
“Stay with her for a minute. I need to call this in,” Peter said.
Lia crouched on the asphalt while Peter stood up and turned his back. Carol’s stockings were shredded and one shoe was missing. Her left ankle ballooned below a calf covered in road rash.
“We should call you an ambulance.”
“No … no. If you can just drive me to Good Sam and help me to the emergency room, I can call Sarah from there. I’m sure she and Duane can pick me up and get my car.”
“Are you sure? Your ankle looks painful.”
“Not as painful as the cost of an ambulance, if my insurance decides not to cover it.” Carol set her mouth in a determined line.
Lia decided not to press the point. Good Samaritan was less than a quarter mile away. An ambulance was silly, if Carol felt well enough to argue about it. Of course, Carol was a semi-retired accountant. Pain was no match for a lifetime of penny pinching.
Peter knelt beside them. “Your description is not much to go on. They’re routing patrol cars to this area, but they may not be able to find him unless he attacks someone else. Still, it’s worth a shot.”
“Peter, she doesn’t want an ambulance. Can we take her up to Good Sam?”
“Sure. I’ll pull the car around. Mrs. Cohn, can you sit here while Lia gathers your things? Will you be okay?”
“You won’t go far, will you?” Carol looked anxiously at Lia.
Lia stroked her shoulder. “I’ll be less than 20 feet away. Where did you lose your shoe? Do you know?”
“It fell off on the steps somewhere. Maybe it’s in the weeds. I hope you can find it. This is my favorite pair of walking shoes.” She blinked back tears as she examined the scraped leather. Lia’s own eyes watered as she watched the woman’s misery.
Using her phone as a flashlight, Lia found the shoe in a clump of chicory growing out of a pile of broken brick half way up the steep bank. She shook her head, wondering how fast Carol fell to send her shoe that far, and how she managed to escape worse injury.
Lia shook her head at the trash littering the bank. Despite the merchants association’s best efforts, garbage from the UDF convenience store around the corner still made its way to the parking lot along with other forms of detritus.
Carol’s classic handbag—in beige leather that matched her StrideRite walking shoes—lay next to a mess of Middle Eastern food spilling out of a torn paper bag. While Carol cradled the shoe like a baby, Lia righted the purse and brushed bits of tabouli off the side, then set out to retrieve the river of change, coupons and balled up tissues which belched across the pavement, using the few clean napkins from Carol’s take-out dinner to wipe humus off of the coins. She stuffed what trash she could into the bag to throw away, but there was nothing she could do about the pile of food.
She picked up a lipstick and an engraved keychain. The light from her phone glinted on something in the weeds. It turned out to be the needle of a syringe. Probably belonged to the guy who shoved Carol. It made sense that a drug addict would mug someone. At least he didn’t have a chance to grab her wallet after he shoved her down the steps.
The headlights of Peter’s Ford explorer cast harsh shadows that panned across the scene as he pulled up. Carol looked even more vulnerable, sitting on the pavement in a pool of light. He left the SUV running as he picked Carol up and gently placed her in the passenger seat. Lia climbed in the back.
“I called Good Sam,” Peter said. “They’ll have someone meet us at the door with a wheelchair. You’re getting curb service because of the assault. An officer will meet yo
u there to take your statement and document your injuries.”
Carol sniffed. She set the shoe that no longer fit her swollen foot in her lap and dug a tissue out of her purse. She dabbed delicately at her eyes and nose. “I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t come along. I’ve lived here all my life. Ludlow has always been so safe, I don’t know what to think. You’ve been so kind.”
“It’s the least we could do, Mrs. Cohn.” Peter dug a business card out of his pocket and handed it to her. She clutched it to her breast like an autograph from Harrison Ford. “The officer will give you contact information, but if you have any problems, you can call me.”
“Next time I get a yen for baba ganooj after dark, I’m just going to ignore it.” A corner of her mouth quirked bravely.
“Maybe bring a friend, and take the steps off the plaza. They’re better lit, and not so isolated.”
“Never had to worry about it before,” Carol grumbled.
“No, ma’am.”
An officer waited at the ER entrance with an attendant and a wheelchair. Lia recognized Cal Hinkle by his haystack of blonde hair.
“I’ve got it now, Detective Dourson. Ma’am, I’m Officer Hinkle.” He indicated the man in scrubs. “This is Harold. He’s going to help you to that wheelchair and we’re going to take care of you.” He nodded to Peter and Lia, then turned his attention to Carol.
Lia climbed into the front seat. She turned around to watch the tiny procession as Peter drove away.
“What do you supposed happened?”
Peter shrugged. “Some thug, probably a meth head or heroin addict, shoved her down the steps. He heard me coming so he ran off before he could grab her purse. It’s fairly typical.”
“Don’t purse snatchers usually grab the purse first, then shove?”
“He’s new to crime and hasn’t developed his technique? If that’s the case, there’s a good chance he’ll get picked up sooner than later.”
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