by John Locke
“Think they’ll turn around?” I say.
“I guarantee it.”
We watch Dani’s hips sway hypnotically as she walks.
Sophie turns first, sees us staring, and laughs. She says something to Dani. A few steps later they stop and Dani sneaks a peek. They laugh again.
Callie says, “I want her, Donovan.”
“Me too.”
“I saw her first.”
“Doesn’t matter. I saw Gwen first, but she’s with you.”
“Tell you what,” Callie says. “You can have Sophie.”
“Any other day, I’d be proud to have Sophie. Though I doubt Sal would approve.”
“Nothing wrong with Sophie,” Callie says. “Solid eight, wouldn’t you say?”
“I would.”
“Dani, on the other hand…”
“Ten.”
Callie nods.
I ask, “Have you ever been with a woman as hot as Dani Ripper?”
“Not in the biblical sense. Have you?”
I wait till she turns to look at me.
We lock eyes. Then I say, “Not yet.”
She smiles and looks down. Then says, “Anyway, Dani’s into you, not me.”
“That’s crazy. She’s gay.”
“She only thinks she’s gay. Less than a month ago she was married, remember?”
“Till her husband got killed.”
“Till then,” Callie says.
“Then Sophie showed up.”
“Sophie got lucky.”
“How so?”
“She was there to pick up the pieces when Dani was vulnerable.”
“Is that how it works?” I say.
“Sometimes.”
We’re both quiet a moment.
“This thing between Dani and Sophie,” Callie says.
“Yeah?”
She pauses, gives me a look.»It’s temporary.”
2.
“YOU CAME!” SAL says with great enthusiasm, as we enter the main tent.
“Sal?” I say. “Marie? This is Callie Carpenter. Callie? Sal and Marie Bonadello. Our gracious hosts.”
“Thank you so much for inviting us!” Callie says.
Marie shows Callie the deepest frown her face can hold. The very response you’d expect from a seasoned wife standing face-to-face with her husband’s greatest weakness.
She says, “Be forewarned, Miss Carpenter. My husband’s got less class than a nut-licking dog at a church picnic.”
Marie fixes her husband with a harsh gaze and leaves to greet the next guests.
Sal says, “I must apologize for my wife. She and I no longer sleep together.”
Callie and I exchange WTF looks.
“Intercourse,” he adds, by way of explanation. “We don’t-whatcha call-”
“We get it,” I say.
Callie and I press envelopes filled with cash into Sal’s hand, as is the custom when attending these sorts of events. Sal separates the envelopes and hefts mine briefly.
“You’ve always been generous,” he says. Then looks at Callie and says, “He’s very-whatcha call-philanthropic.”
Trying to impress her with his vocabulary.
Then he does something I’ve never seen him do.
He places Callie’s envelope back in her hand and says, “I don’t expect this from you. A goddess like you should be paid to attend parties!”
Callie flashes a dazzling smile. “That’s so nice of you to say, Mr. Bonadello. But I insist on making a contribution to your Mothers of Sicily charity.”
“They do great work,” I say, sarcastically.
As he accepts her envelope a second time he says, “Please, fair maid. Call me Sal.”
“Okay.”
“Say it. Say my name,” he says.
“Sal.”
He closes his eyes and swoons.
“Didja hear that?” he says. “An angel just spoke my name.”
He tucks the envelopes into his jacket pocket, then takes Callie’s hand in his.
“I’ve invited you to my-whatcha call-soirees every time,” he says. “But you never showed up.”
She shrugs.
I notice Marie coming up behind Sal and cough to warn him. But he’s too wrapped up in Callie to notice. He raises her hand to his lips and kisses it. Then takes a step back and looks her up and down like she’s covered in frosting and he can’t decide where to start licking.
He says, “Did you happen to bring a bikini, sweetheart?”
Marie says, “Why don’t you just sniff her ass, Sal? Isn’t that what dogs do?”
3.
Sophie and Dani.
SOPHIE ALEXANDER (STAGE name) is a well-known songwriter who’s struggling to make it as a country singer. Her proud, supportive Uncle Sal hired her to provide the entertainment today, and flew booking agents from all over the country to watch her perform. She’d been nervous all week about it, but at the moment, she and Dani are consumed with thoughts of Callie and Creed.
“What do you think of our assassin?” Sophie says, while waiting for the sound check guy to hook up her equipment.
“He’s gorgeous!”
Sophie gives her a look. “I’m talking about Callie Carpenter.”
Dani laughs. “Her, too.”
“She’s gay, you know.”
“So is he.”
Sophie furrows her brow. “Who?”
“Donovan Creed.”
Sophie laughs. “I don’t think so.”
“Trust me,” Dani says. “When they’re that beautiful and buff, they’re gay.”
Sophie says, “So now you’re an expert?”
“Oh shit!” Dani says. “Don’t look!”
“What’s wrong?”
“They’re coming over.”
The prettiest woman Dani has ever seen offers her hand and says, “Hi Dani. I’m Callie Carpenter.”
They shake hands. Dani says, “And you’re Donovan Creed, the phony FBI agent.”
Creed says, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Yes, you do,” she says. “You somehow managed to shut down the FBI’s investigation. You probably kept me out of jail.”
“I probably did, but it wasn’t that big a deal. I knew you didn’t kill your husband.”
Sophie says, “And how about you, Mr. Creed. Are you planning to kill some of our party guests today?”
Dani punches her arm. “Jesus, Sofe!”
Creed says, “I promise not to kill a single guest.”
Dani notices a slight smile on Callie’s lips and says, “A married one, perhaps?”
Callie changes the subject. “You enjoy being a private detective?”
“Very much. When I get to help kids.”
“You’re not carrying a gun.”
“I own a small Glock, but hardly ever carry it.”
“Because?”
“Guns frighten me.”
Callie frowns.
Creed says, “So, you two are a couple?”
Sophie puts her arm around Dani’s waist and pulls her close.
“We are,” she says.
The sound guy approaches and stands a respectful distance away, waiting to be noticed.
Sophie says, “I need to do a sound check.”
“I’ll go with you,” Callie says.
Sophie looks at Dani, standing with Creed. “Want to come?” she says.
“I’ll watch from here,” Dani says.
While Sophie and Callie climb the steps onto the stage, Creed leans closer to Dani and says, “What’s it like?”
“What?”
“Being with a woman?”
Dani smiles, but says nothing.
After the sound check, Sophie and Callie come back over. Sophie says, “You’re smiling. What did I miss?”
“I was right.”
Sophie says, “You think?”
Creed says, “Right about what?”
Dani says, “You’re from Vegas?”
“F
or the time being.”
“Well, if you want, Sofe and I can show you where to find the best fashion in Cincinnati.”
“Are you inviting me to go shopping with you?”
Dani looks at Sophie. Then says, “Of course! It’ll be fun!”
Callie says, “Donovan, go check out the pool.”
“What?”
Callie says, “Girl talk.”
“Oh. Right.”
4.
Donovan Creed.
SOPHIE’S SINGING, DANI’S standing left of the stage, watching her. Callie and I stand a safe distance from the crowd that’s gathered to watch Sophie’s band.
“Ready to dance yet?”
“Are they playing our song?”
She cocks her head and listens a moment, then wrinkles her nose.
“We need a special song,” she says. “Something melodic and dreamy. Or at least something slow, with meaningful lyrics.”
“I take it Love Dies doesn’t cut it?”
“Not even.”
“I’d like something from the sixties.”
“Eighteen sixties?”
“Funny.”
“This is a progressive country band,” Callie says. “They’re not likely to play old fogey music.”
“If they do, that’s our song.”
“I don’t plan to wait that long. The very next song they play will become our song. Say it.”
“Even if it’s Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?”
“Even if.”
“Come to think of it, that would be funny.”
“Say it.”
“Next song they play is our song.”
“Deal,” she says. “And we’ll dance to it?”
“Deal,” I say.
She smiles.
“You spoke to the women,” I say.
“Right.”
“What did you learn?”
“Dani thinks you’re gay.”
“What?”
Callie laughs.
“Why would she possibly think that?”
“She says you’re too pretty to be straight. Plus, you asked what it’s like to be with a woman.”
“She told you I said that?”
“She did.”
“Why?”
“It’s part of the sisterhood code.”
“I’ll be right back,” I say, and walk over to Dani. I have to shout for her to hear me.
“This isn’t my face!” I yell.
She gives me a curious look, as if maybe the music is too loud to understand what I said. Then she hollers, “You look like that famous movie star. What’s his name?”
“I don’t know.”
“It’ll come to me,” she says. “In time.”
“This isn’t my face,” I repeat, aware that others standing nearby might be able to hear me.
She gives me that quizzical look again, and says, “Of course it’s your face! Who else’s face could it be?” Then she shakes her head and laughs.
“What?”
“You got me.”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re playing with me,” she says, chuckling. “I’m a little dense sometimes. You’ve got a wonderful face, and I expect you know it.”
“What if I used to have a huge scar, from here to here?”
She laughs. “What if I used to have one?”
“Did you?”
She cocks her head. “Are you always this intense?”
“Do you like intense men?”
“Honestly? They make me uncomfortable.”
“Me too,” I say. Then realize that probably came out wrong.
I trust Callie’s gaydar. If she’s right about Dani being straight, and if I can’t get Callie interested in me, I intend to swarm Dani like bees on Sprite. I start to say something to position myself for such a swarm, but suddenly become aware Sophie’s band has begun playing a slow, melodic sixties song with meaningful lyrics. It also happens to be, as Callie knows, one of my favorite songs.
True Love Never Runs Smooth.
Sounds fresh and nice, the way Sophie’s singing it. Like maybe she learned it just for today’s party?
Is it possible?
It is.
I can tell by the way Callie’s smiling at me. The look on her face warms my heart and says it all. I take two steps toward her and my phone rings. I check the caller ID, close my eyes and groan. And accept the call.
When I hang up I notice Dani looks concerned. She approaches me.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m good. Why do you ask?”
“Your expression changed. You look upset.”
“One of my best friends just died.”
“Oh, you poor thing!” she says. “I’m so sorry!”
I look back to the area where Callie and I had been standing, but don’t see her. I turn my head some more and squint my eyes against the sun and stare at the people entering and exiting the main tent.
Still no Callie.
Dani points to the dance floor where Callie’s dancing alone.
“We’ll talk later,” I say, then head toward Callie.
She sees me coming and says, “You’re late.” Then sees my face and says, “What’s wrong?”
“Lou Kelly’s dead.”
“What? How?”
“I’m not sure. Let’s go somewhere quiet.”
When we’re far enough from the band to allow normal conversation I say, “I’ve got to meet the Homeland Security team at Sensory Resources.”
“Why?”
“They claim they’re offering me Darwin’s job.”
“Shit.”
“What’s wrong?”
“You’d have to move to Virginia.”
“Not necessarily.”
She bites the top corner of her lip. Then says, “I should come with you.”
“You should. But you can’t.”
“Why not?”
“They might be calling me in.”
“What do you mean? To kill you?”
“That’s what they do, sometimes, when they’re done with us.”
“Then I definitely need to be there!”
I look down and notice she’s holding my hand. She notices it too, and releases her grip.
“Sorry,” she says.
I want to say something clever, but my brain won’t work.
“I can’t believe Lou’s dead,” she says.
“Me either.”
“What happened?”
“They’re not sure.”
“What about Angie De Luca? And Frankie?”
“I’d kill them now, on the way to the car, but you know how Sal is. He’d pitch a fit.”
“Not to mention he’d have a hard time getting guests to attend his next party.”
I look at her. “Favor?”
“Stay here and kill the De Lucas tonight?”
I nod.
“Money?” she says.
I smile. “Fifty.”
“Seems light.”
“I was doing Frankie for free, remember?”
“Keep me posted,” she says.
“I will.”
“Regularly.”
“Okay.”
I wait for her to say something, but she’s staring downward, thinking it through first. So I say, “What?”
“Nothing.”
“Please. Say it.”
She looks up at me and says, “Be careful.”
I grin. “I’m always careful.”
She suddenly slaps my face. Hard. Then does something that shocks the shit out of me.
She kisses my cheek.
You don’t understand.
This is completely out of character for her. The kissing part, I mean.
Then she says, “Don’t die on me, Donovan.”
Then she adds, “Not now.”
As she turns to walk away I say, “What do you mean, ‘not now’?”
But she keeps walking.
5.
Callie & Dani.
“I HATE TO intrude,” Dani says, moments later, “But Donovan seemed very upset over the loss of his friend. Shouldn’t you be with him?”
“He’s fine. And Lou Kelly wasn’t much of a friend.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Lou tried to kill Donovan. Now that he’s dead, there’s a vacancy in the agency that needs filling. They’re offering Donovan the job. It’s a huge promotion.”
Dani shakes her head. “You two lead the most exciting lives.”
Callie smiles. “We do. But in my case there’s something missing.”
“What’s that?”
“The right partner.”
Moments earlier, after walking away from Creed, Callie made her way to the stand of trees by the picnic area. She dragged two white wooden folding chairs twenty feet away from the tables.
“Are you and Sophie going back to Nashville tonight?”
“We’re going to dinner with Sal at some restaurant where we can view the fireworks. It’s supposed to be a big deal. Sophie’s spending the night with Sal and Marie.”
Callie arches an eyebrow. “Marie doesn’t trust you in the house with Sal.”
“I think it’s more of a case of this all being a foreign concept to the Bonadellos.”
“Your relationship with Sophie?”
Dani nods.
“So you’ve got to stay in a hotel by yourself.”
Dani shrugs. “I don’t mind. I’ve got plenty of work I can do.”
“Please,” Callie says, pointing to the empty chair. “Sit with me.”
Dani looks around a moment. “I don’t want to take someone’s seat.”
“It’s for you.”
“You knew I’d come?”
“I hoped you would. I moved the chairs so we could speak privately.”
Dani hesitates a moment, then sits.
“You and Donovan stared at us a lot today,” she says.
“That’s my fault. But to be honest, I was staring at you, not Sophie.”
“Why?” Dani says, showing a hint of embarrassment.
Callie pauses, then says, “I’m a woman of action. I’m better with weapons than words. I tend to be blunt in conversation.”
Dani nods slowly. “I get that.”
Callie says, “I’m happy to answer your question, but I don’t want to offend you.”
“You won’t offend me.”
“We’ll see.”
“Please,” Dani says. “Tell me. I need to get back soon.”
