It was all a cockeyed, crazy dream …
Yesterday (or maybe it wasn’t yesterday) Casey Morrow had been drinking up his last handful of dwindling dollars. And then this gorgeous doll (with eyes like purple smoke) had come slithering into the cocktail lounge. She bought some booze and (just like that!) offered Casey five thousand beautiful dollars. All Casey had to do in return was marry her….
The rest was blank. Except that this morning (if it was morning) the doll’s picture was on all the front pages. She was missing, her millionaire father was dead — and the five thousand was in Casey’s pocket. And apparently (although he didn’t even know, yet, where he was) Casey was up to his neck in trouble ….
DEAD ON THE LEVEL
by Helen Nielsen
DEAD ON THE LEVEL
HELEN NIELSEN
a division of F+W Media, Inc.
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Dead in a Bed
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Copyright
CHAPTER ONE
The whole thing started with a dream, a cockeyed, crazy dream….
THE WAY Casey figured it, life was a sour deal. It was something with a beginning you didn’t ask for, an ending you couldn’t help, and nothing in between that would sell even at a charity auction. But it came in a package, like a Christmas tie, and once the package was opened you were stuck with it.
Casey Morrow was thinking again, and that was bad. What he needed was another drink.
“What I need is another drink,” he gravely advised himself (there being no one else in the vicinity to advise) and hauled out the wad of green from his pocket again. It wasn’t much of a wad by this time, not after the way he’d been hitting it all afternoon, but he spread two wrinkled bills out on the glass table top and squinted at them to make sure. Two singles, that was the size of it. That was the last remnant of the Big Deal, and it meant that the liquor would have to work a lot faster than it had been if he was going to reach a state of happy oblivion before the funds gave out. Of course, there were cheaper bars—Casey was quite a connoisseur in that field—but for this particular Götterdämmerung nothing but the best would do. Nothing but the glass-topped, the deep-cushioned, and the dark. This was the darkest cocktail lounge Casey had encountered this side of hell, and he’d been there, too.
One minute there wasn’t another soul on the face of the earth, and in the next the shadowy form of a waiter emerged from the darkness just long enough to deposit another Scotch on the table and make off with one of the wrinkled bills. He didn’t make a sound on the deep-piled carpet, and only the faraway clink of glasses could be heard from the blue circle that was the bar. Casey wasn’t looking at the bar—he couldn’t have seen that far, anyway—but even without looking he knew that the place was almost empty. Very few people set out to get deliberately drunk at midafternoon in a fashionable Chicago bar; not unless they were celebrating something special like, for instance, their own funeral. And then it began.
“Mind if I sit down?”
The question came without any preliminaries at all, but hearing voices under such circumstances wasn’t so unusual. It had happened before. With great difficulty Casey managed to divert his attention from the fresh Scotch and focus his eyes at a somewhat higher level; then, as the shadows cleared a bit, wondered why he’d been so long about it. The face and figure behind this particular voice were definitely feminine—of the choicest order—and the way she was looking at him did absolutely nothing to clear his head.
“You look lonely,” she added. “We might as well be lonely together.”
Now it was this way with Casey Morrow; he took whatever came along, the good, the bad, the indifferent. Not because he always wanted to take it, but because experience had taught him that nobody was going to ask his opinion, anyway. And now this girl had come along and she was very beautiful. Casey’s vocabulary had limitations but that was word enough for her. While he was thinking up a suitable comeback to her provocative proposition, she eased into the opposite side of the booth—one of those narrow, intimate arrangements that made her knees brush his and brought a cascade of taffy-colored hair close enough to make him dizzy on the scent of spicy perfume—and settled back in the arc of the tiny table lamp so he could take a good long look—which he did. Her eyes, he noticed (among other things) were like purple smoke and her mouth was full and young.
And what, he mused, could such a girl want of Casey Morrow, who isn’t beautiful and looks older than his thirty years? And then his broad mouth slashed an offside grin and one hand closed fondly over the last wrinkled bill on the table top.
“Sorry,” Casey said. “This is for me.”
She didn’t even wince. “Is that nice?” she asked.
“It’s economics. Elementary economics.” He had a little trouble with that last phrase and went over it once more, carefully. “The sad truth is, honey, that’s all there is. There isn’t any more.”
According to the rules the girl should have remembered a previous engagement at this moment and made herself suddenly scarce, but this one seemed to make her own rules as she went along. The purple-smoke eyes were measuring Casey’s face now, every inch of it from the unruly, dun-colored hair to the squared-off chin that was just right for leading with. They didn’t miss the scar half lost at the edge of one eyebrow where a Jap marksman hadn’t been quite good enough, and they couldn’t very well miss the insult in that twisted grin. But she still didn’t leave.
“Do you mind if I buy my own drink?” she asked.
“Honey,” Casey said, “I don’t even mind if you buy one for me.”
“All right, I will.”
Just like that, she said it. Just like that. Casey leaned back against the upholstery and tried to get a better perspective of the situation but nothing changed a bit. The girl really was sitting there, really was that beautiful, and now, with the assistance of that eagle-eyed waiter, really was buying him a drink.
“All right, I give up,” Casey said. “What game are we playing?”
“I told you. I was sitting over at the bar all alone and I got tired of being alone.”
“What kind of a city can this be,” Casey muttered, “if such a girl is bothered by such a problem?”
She almost smiled then—in a way that gave him the distinct impression that her smile, if it actually materialized, would be something very special—and all of the time kept staring straight into his eyes as if she’d never concealed a thing in her whole life. It was disconcerting, but not half so disconcerting as her conversation.
“You can tell me about it if you want to,” she said.
“I can tell you about what?”
“Your troubles.”
“I’ve got troubles?”
“Everybody has troubles, especially people like us.”
“And what kind of people are we?”
“That’s one of our troubles. We don’t know.”
For a kid—and that’s all she was behind the long eyelashes and the exaggerated mouth—she said the damnedest things.
“Now I know who you are!” Casey announced triumphantly
. “You’re from the welfare society. That mink coat had me fooled for a while.” It was a mink coat, too, which didn’t stack up with what he’d been taking for granted unless they came awfully fancy on Michigan Avenue. And on this girl mink looked like something she’d started getting along with her Pablum.
“I hate to sound back-country,” he added, “but I’ve been away from the old home town for so long I’m a little rusty. Just what is it you’re after?”
“Do you have a cigarette?”
Casey gave her a cigarette. She’d worked hard enough for it. He let her get her own light from her own jewel-studded lighter and watched her feel her way along.
“You are suspicious, aren’t you?” she observed. “I like that. It indicates intelligence.”
“Thank you, teacher. When do I get my gold star?”
“You shouldn’t be so surly. I might be Miss Opportunity knocking at your door.”
Casey shook his head. “Not a chance,” he said. “The last time Miss Opportunity knocked at my door I let her in. Now I don’t even have a door.”
“Was she pretty?”
“And expensive.”
“Did you marry her?”
“Not that expensive.”
It might have been his imagination, but Casey couldn’t help feeling that this admission pleased the girl enormously. Either that or he was reaching the state where everybody looked happy. Whenever he set down an empty glass another appeared in its place, which was all right until the waiter helped himself to that long greenback on the table. For a moment Casey became appropriately solemn. Being broke, completely and utterly broke, is not a thing to be taken lightly and his grief was beyond all concealing.
“Was that really your last dollar?” the girl wanted to know.
“It really was.” Casey sighed.
“In that case, maybe I could interest you in a job.”
Now he was intrigued. This was not the first time it had been suggested to Casey Morrow that he should get a job—and never so diplomatically—but the time, the place, and the girl were out of character. This is all in my mind, he decided. Despite my well-laid plans to hang one on and let the morrow (the morrow—that was good—fortified with enough Scotch Casey was a sharp boy) let the morrow take care of itself, my subconscious is bothering me. So, since this is all in my mind and she’s just something out of a bottle, we might as well be friendly.
“What,” he queried, “do you have in mind?”
“What do you do?”
The keenest minds in the Department of Unemployment had wrestled with that problem, but Casey didn’t hesitate. “In my time,” he replied, “I’ve been pin boy, barkeep, truck driver, and professional killer—courtesy of Uncle Sam.”
“That was your most recent assignment?”
“Except one. Having won the war, with some slight assistance, I had to dispose of my ill-gotten gains. I could have played the horses but that’s too risky, there’s always a chance of winning. I went into business and got cleaned in a hurry.”
Casey didn’t want to go over all that again. After all, the whole purpose of this party was to forget it. But for a wonder the girl didn’t ask.
“And now you’re available,” she said.
“For anything.”
Maybe it was a fool thing to say, but suddenly it was exactly how he felt, lightheaded, excited, and ready for anything. He’d been as low as he could get without burrowing when this vision with the purple eyes and no visible inhibitions had come along, and something had to give. She ordered still another round of drinks and her voice, low and soothing, began to fade away in the distance. Casey hadn’t paid any attention to whether or not she’d been keeping pace with his thirst—with his head start it wouldn’t have mattered, anyway—but he didn’t want her fading out that way. He propped up his chin with one hand and concentrated on getting her back into focus. Most of all, he tried to concentrate on what she was saying.
“I’ve got just the job for you. I think you’ll like it.”
“Then it isn’t truck-driving.”
The smile threatened again. “No, it isn’t.”
“And killing’s out of season.”
The smile. The vague suggestion of a smile, and the eyes, and her lips moving. But she kept fading out. No matter how he tried, she kept fading out. Casey nodded as if he understood everything, and she called for the check. It wasn’t until the waiter had done his appearing and disappearing trick again that he became aware of the open handbag on the table top. It wasn’t the handbag so much—handbags were just handbags to Casey—but the interesting array of legal tender deposited therein caught his eye and drove back the incoming fog for a moment.
“What did you just say?” he asked numbly.
“Five thousand,” the girl answered.
Five thousand. Add a dollar sign and it was as lovely a phrase as Casey had ever heard. He was trying desperately to make something coherent out of it when an inward-bound customer came through the street door bringing a gust of lake wind with him. It was that raw, cold wind that puts the edge on a cloudy Monday in Chicago when November has her teeth in, and it helped a lot. Casey shook his head, knowing he’d have to cover a lot of ground to catch up with the conversation, but now the girl had stopped talking and was waiting. Waiting, he finally realized, for him.
“We’ll have to get started if we’re going to get there before dark,” she said.
Apparently they were going somewhere. He hated admitting that he’d missed anything and faked comprehension all through the struggle of getting to his feet and inside of his raincoat, but he couldn’t fake forever. “Look,” he said, as they started for that street door together, “I want to get this straight. Just what kind of a job did you say this was?”
He’d been right about her smile. It materialized, and it was very special. And it was downright fantastic what crazy, cockeyed dreams could come out of a bottle.
“You must have been woolgathering,” she chided. “You might at least pay a little attention when a girl asks you to marry her.”
CHAPTER TWO
THAT WAS the dream. Casey came out of it slowly, stretched out the kinks in his legs, and opened his eyes. And then the world didn’t make any sense at all. He was lying face down on some kind of cot, narrow and apparently devoid of springs, and the first thing to meet his eyes as he raised himself up was a nude woman sitting on a kitchen chair at the opposite side of the room. She wasn’t a particularly attractive nude, mostly thighs, but it did occur to Casey that this was a somewhat peculiar visitation for so early in the morning—or whatever that gray light was. He propped himself up on his elbows and took another look, and then gradually became aware of a few more peculiarities, a dead fish and a bottle of wine, for instance, and what appeared to be a sky full of flying disks with one warped ukelele. Casey grinned. They were all paintings. The room was filled with paintings that were stacked in layers against the walls.
On second thought, very careful thought this time, the canvases didn’t make any more sense than his first impression. Despite a formidable pressure centered somewhere above his eyebrows, Casey managed to attain a sitting position on the cot and began to size up the room. It was small, square, and lighted only by a skylight about a half mile overhead, and with his usual morning-after brilliance Casey deduced that he was in an artist’s studio, cracked plaster, peeling paint, and all. The fact that he couldn’t remember knowing any artists didn’t shed much light on the situation, nor, for that matter, explain what kind soul had loosened his tie, removed his shoes, and tucked him in with an army surplus blanket. The same kind soul, no doubt, who was responsible for the heartening aroma of hot coffee now coming from somewhere beyond a cloth-draped easel. Casey eased into his shoes and went to investigate. He didn’t know what to expect, but certainly not what he found.
“I beg your pardon,” he said, as soon as his vocal chords consented to operate. “I don’t think we’ve been introduced.”
This time the woman
wasn’t a painting. She was at least as tall as Casey, who was a long way from being a giant; she had mahogany-hued hair cut in a short, bushy cap, and wore a paint-stained smock over her pajamas, sheep-lined slippers on her feet, and an expression of tolerant amusement in her button-bright eyes. Furthermore, she looked to be the kind of woman who would admit being thirty even if she was only thirty-one.
“Just call me Maggie,” she said. “Do you mind drinking from a cup without a handle?”
“Is this your place?”
“As long as I pay the rent.”
The kitchen wasn’t much larger than a phone booth, but Maggie seemed to have everything under control. She turned away from the gas plate for a moment, turned on the water in a doll-sized sink, and came up with a bicarb. “All things considered,” she remarked dryly, “this probably won’t help much, but at least it’s a gesture.”
“Thanks,” Casey said. “By the way, what am I doing here?”
“I was hoping that you could tell me.”
“You don’t know?”
“Only that you’re a hard man with a doorbell. I don’t know what you’re selling, chum, but I rarely buy from bell pushers after two a.m.”
Casey grinned. Now that his eyes were getting used to being open, he could see Maggie’s face a lot better. It wasn’t exactly a pretty face, kind of pie-shaped with a nose that tilted up on the end and creased across the middle when she smiled. But it was a face that could say a great deal without opening its mouth.
“Was that why you took me in and bedded me down?” he asked.
“It was raining out.”
That wasn’t reason enough and Casey knew it, but he didn’t get a chance to track it down. “There’s a bathroom down the hall,” Maggie added quickly. “The water warms up some after it runs ten or fifteen minutes. By that time I’ll have the eggs scorched and the toast burned.”
A man of Casey Morrow’s varied experience was accustomed to meeting the cold gray dawn in strange and unexpected places, but voluptuous mermaids on the bathroom ceiling and Dali-like vistas on the walls didn’t exactly assist in his recomposure. The building was old, dark, and barnlike; something, he mused, that might have been left over from the Great Fire. And then it occurred to him that maybe this wasn’t Chicago at all. A sizable chunk of time was missing from among his souvenirs. Yesterday morning (or was it yesterday?) he had checked in at an expensive hotel overlooking Grant Park, paid a full day’s rate in advance, and set out to celebrate his home-coming in a manner befitting a man who’s just gone bankrupt. A sizable chunk was missing, all right, with nothing in between but a crazy dream of a girl with purple-smoke eyes. On the way back down the hall to Maggie’s studio he mulled over the dream again and decided not to bring it up. In a case such as this, the only acceptable procedure was to apologize, thank the lady, and blow. Maggie, however, didn’t seem to know that.
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