Illus: "THE WHITE KNIGHT INTERFERED"
Illus: "IN THE MATTER OF PERFUME IT WAS FINE"
Illus: "NOBODY COULD BE GAS-FIXTURATED"
CHAPTER IV
Illus: "WROTE ON THE SIDE OF A CONVENIENT GAS TANK"
Illus: "I'M THE SOUNDEST SLEEPER IN TOWN"
Illus: "TEA IS SERVED ON EVERY CORNER"
Illus: "WE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO THE CALL"
Illus: "MADE OFF WITH THE AGILITY OF AN ANTELOPE"
CHAPTER V
Illus: "YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU PLEASE"
Illus: "FINED FIVE DOLLARS"
Illus: "THE DICTIONARY WE ARE COMPILING"
Illus: "ALICE TRANSFIXED AT THE PHONE"
Illus: "THE BIGGEST JACKASS FROM DAN TO BEERSHEBA"
CHAPTER VI
Illus: "LARGER MEASURE THAN WAS THE CUSTOM"
Illus: "GREETED BY THE COMMISSIONER, THE HABERDASHER"
Illus: "IT RUNS THIS WAY, YOUR HONOUR"
Illus: "OUR THINKING DEPARTMENT"
CHAPTER VII
Illus: "WHEN THEY THINK NOBODY'S LOOKING"
Illus: "IF YOU GET INTO TROUBLE, USE THIS"
Illus: "SEIZING HER BY THE ARM"
Illus: "WHY-HAVE I—I REALLY FALLEN?"
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