But the chances were that it didn’t please him. If he’d managed a shock just as great as I’d had in the Great One’s tent, I was recovering much faster. I was angry at how those duffers back in Rome had, despite my urging, overreached themselves. I was vaguely apprehensive of a crushing fine. But I didn’t really expect I’d be used any time soon as a warm-up for the chariot races.
‘Come over here,’ said Phocas, speaking softly. He beckoned me close. ‘Come and stand by this little miracle of workmanship. Beautiful, isn’t it?’ he said, pointing through an opening under the cage at a spinning wheel. ‘It was made for Justinian whose grand design was to reconquer all the lost Western Empire.
‘Do you know that, following the reconquest of Italy, he even had plans drawn up for an assault on Britain?’
We looked a while at the little birds. I watched in fascination as they opened and shut their mouths and fluttered their golden feathers.
Phocas spoke again, now in Latin. ‘I want to know what really happened in the Great One’s camp.’
So that was what he wanted. I stepped back to gather my thoughts – those artificial squeaks and trills were beginning to annoy after their first surprise.
‘No, Alaric,’ said Phocas, pulling me gently forward. ‘You will watch these birds as you answer. Speak into their sound. And you’ll speak softly. I’m not deaf yet.’
I thought quickly. What to do? On the one hand, repeating the lies Theophanes had imposed on the world would probably put us both straight under the Ministry. On the other hand, the truth wasn’t much to his advantage. And disclosing it might not be much to mine, if Theophanes should survive to hear about it.
That was if Phocas chose not to take against me on account of it.
‘You were observed, you know,’ Phocas prompted me. ‘You were seen from the Monastery of St Euthemius as the three of you came away from the Great One.
‘An ant doesn’t fart in this Empire but I don’t get some wind of it. Don’t you imagine otherwise. I want to know what happened with the Great One,’ he said, dropping his voice still lower. ‘I want the full truth. I know when people are lying to me. Give me the truth if you rightly understand your interest.’
I swallowed and took what seemed the least risky option.
‘I will tell you everything as it happened, Caesar,’ I began. ‘But I want your promise that you will not act against anyone who may emerge from my story without full credit.’
Phocas creased his face into a nasty smile. ‘You presume to ask an Emperor for his word?’
‘No, sir,’ I said, ‘I ask for your word as an officer in the Danubian Army.’
As a rule, one doesn’t bandy words with a creature like Phocas. You give him what he wants and when he wants it. If you think that it may not show you in the most favourable light, you still give it to him – but do so while licking the man’s instep and begging for mercy.
But, you see, I didn’t think that approach was likely to work. The previous day, however, he’d been willing to play the part of one simple man talking to another, to the exclusion of the sophisticates and yes-men who generally surrounded him. That might still take his fancy.
There is a time for abasement, and a time for playing along. I had no choice but to keep my nerve and take a chance on the latter.
‘Your word as a soldier,’ I added, ‘will be quite enough for me.’
Phocas turned back to his artificial birds. He spoke slowly, as if recalling distant thoughts and feelings.
‘I’ve not been asked for that in over eight years in this den of lunacy they call an Empire. And fuck-all good my word as a soldier did poor Maurice,’ he added bitterly. ‘I broke my military oath when I raised the Danubian Army against him. I broke my word when I promised him his life, and the lives of his sons. I broke my word when I promised his widow and daughters that I’d spare them.
‘And now, as my enemies gather to destroy me, you expect me to give you a word of honour that has any meaning?’
‘I want your word, even so,’ I persisted.
He looked hard at those pretty birds. ‘Very well,’ he said at last. ‘You have my word that neither you and your secretary nor my ever faithful accomplice-in-crime Theophanes will come to harm as a result of what you tell me. But I want the truth – and only the truth.’
I gave it to him. I left absolutely nothing out.
‘So you fucked her, and with her father looking on?’ he asked with a suddenly admiring grin as I finished. ‘I’d like to have seen that. My darling son-in-law Priscus would have had trouble keeping his hands off you afterwards. You can be sure of that!’
He fell silent. I was still alive.
The wheel began to run down, and the birds now wheezed and trilled in falling notes.
‘Would you like to go back to Canterbury?’ Phocas asked suddenly. I couldn’t keep the look of astonishment off my face as I stared back at him.
‘I know all about Canterbury,’ he added. ‘Your penis may have saved you with the Great One. It nearly got you killed with Ethelbert when you got that daughter of his chief man up the duff.
‘I could write to Ethelbert, you know. I’m told he’s started calling himself an Emperor, doubtless egged on by those Roman priests. If I wrote to him as my Brother in Purple, he’d have you back with open arms. Would you have me do that?’
I opened and closed my mouth. I swallowed, wondering what on earth I was supposed to reply to this. If he’d asked about the geography of India, I’d not have been more completely astonished.
But Phocas stood silent, his eyes burning into my face, looking for something I couldn’t imagine was required. Then he whispered so gently I had to bend forward to catch the words: ‘This conversation did not take place.’
As the birds fell finally silent, he changed back to Greek and said in a louder voice:
‘I understand that His Excellency the Permanent Legate has been murdered, and in his own bedroom. Am I correct in believing that you found the body and established that it was murder?’
‘Yes, sir,’ I answered.
‘Well, this,’ said Phocas, ‘- and I put it mildly – is an embarrassment. I had need of His Excellency at least to stay alive, and preferably to be on speaking terms with me. Now he’s dead, we’ll have to find the killer. I’ll not have any difficulties with Rome.’
Phocas returned to his desk and took up a sheet of parchment. He held it away from me.
‘I am told you have some ability in these matters. That is more than I seem able to say for my Semi-Divine son-in-law. I therefore appoint you Investigator of the Death. You will work together with Priscus. However, you will be in sole charge of the investigation. Any advice or resources he cares to give you may be taken or rejected as you see fit. You will report directly to me as often as I call for you.
‘I want the case solved within a reasonable time. I’ll not ask more than that for the moment – but I want someone I can put on public trial and then execute.’
He paused, looking again at the parchment sheet.
‘I also have need of a new Permanent Legate. There is no time for sending to Rome. The most eligible local candidates for an Acting Legateship are all out of the city. Therefore’ – he pushed the parchment sheet towards me – ‘I appoint you, Alaric of Britain, Acting Legate until such time as a replacement can be obtained from Rome.’
‘But Caesar,’ I cried – I hadn’t expected this – ‘I’m not ordained. I’m not even of age to be ordained. How can I accept your commission?’
‘You’ll accept my commission,’ he said, now cheerful again, ‘because I’m the Emperor. My word is law. If I wanted, I could hang the present incumbent and make you Patriarch of Constantinople. I could very easily make you Patriarch of Antioch, now there’s a vacancy.
‘If His Holiness in Rome has any objections, they can be handled when communications are reopened. And bearing in mind the lack of any other candidates, I can’t see how he will object. It’s either you or some slimy Gr
eek cleric who really would raise eyebrows in the Lateran.’
I looked at the commission. Its ink barely dry, it looked chillingly formal.
‘He shall be regarded’, it read, ‘as the Representative and Plenary Agent in all matters, both spiritual and temporal, of His Most Sacred Excellency the Patriarch of Rome.’
No mention, I noted, in all the surrounding verbiage, of a ‘Universal Bishop’. I wondered if I’d be expected to raise that issue before this whole ghastly comedy was played out.
There is a limit to how far you can argue with any emperor. I’d already pushed Phocas further than anyone else had dared in years. I bowed my acceptance of the commission.
‘So, Your Excellency,’ Phocas laughed softly, ‘I’ll not trouble you yet with any request for your benediction. But I’m sure you’ll have much to discuss over your brotherly kiss with His Holiness of Constantinople.’
He went over and pulled the door open. Theophanes almost fell into the room. He steadied himself and entered. Martin followed at some distance behind him with the other secretaries.
Phocas handed the commission to one of them, who read it to us in a loud flat voice.
Theophanes stiffened slightly, then made a grave bow in my direction.
Martin almost fainted with shock, clean forgetting his own duty to bow.
As we shuffled out into the sunlight of a cold autumn morning and made towards our chairs, I turned to Martin.
‘The Permanent Legate was rather small,’ I said. ‘We’ll need to get those robes altered in a hurry if I’m to attend evening service at the Great Church.’
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‘But it’s blasphemy!’ Martin whispered in Celtic over his fourth cup of wine. Back in the Legation, he’d at last fallen apart.
‘Be that as it may,’ I said, jug in hand, ‘it is the Will of Caesar.’
I refilled his cup and slopped more wine into my own.
‘There are things even he can’t do,’ Martin snapped. ‘At least it was your duty to refuse.’
‘Refuse Phocas?’ I laughed gently. ‘I don’t fancy another trip to the Circus. And, don’t forget – you’re my secretary. You’d be in the next pot.’
‘Men have accepted martyrdom rather than participate in lesser blasphemies,’ he replied primly. ‘Whatever can be done to us on earth is nothing compared with the fires of Hell!’
‘Oh, shut up, Martin,’ I explained. Go and see if those bloody tailors have arrived yet. I need something good for the funeral service. All else aside, I’ve been granted senatorial status. I must have something with a splash of purple.
‘And do get me that stupid little official, Demetrius. I want to know what’s become of the Legatorial seals.
‘No, Martin, I don’t have any other plan,’ I said between gritted teeth, cutting off his renewed protests. ‘You may have noticed that every time I do something in this city, everything else gets worse. When and how we can leave is beyond me. Just be grateful we’re still alive, and let’s see what turns up. Now, go and find me Demetrius.’
Alone, I refilled my cup and drank deep. I crunched up another of the dried berries I’d earlier begged from Theophanes. I needed a clear head for when Priscus finally put in an appearance. At the same time, I was feeling decidedly less ebullient than I’d appeared to Martin.
Seven days earlier, I’d been placidly wiping my bum in the University Library. Now I was barely one down from Pope Boniface himself, and was lined up for a course of private meetings with a man you’d not have wanted in your nightmares, let alone in the same room.
Did I mean, by that, Phocas or his equally dreadful son-in-law? It was a hard one to answer.
An afternoon of quiet reflection was essential for trying to take all this in. I needed to establish in my head what had been a dream and what was real. Then there was the murder investigation that didn’t seem to admit of any answer but was under some obligation to provide one.
Facts are everything. But a fact isn’t a fact until it’s been verified, and I had almost nothing that could be classified as such. Late in the night, Agathius breaks into my room to kill me. Or was it to kill me? He’d been as much confused as angered by our fight. Whatever the case, I kill him. While we’re out dumping the body, the Permanent Legate appears to have been murdered, and in a locked room with no other known access.
By treating these events as related, was I confusing two separate chains of causation? Possibly, but hardly very likely. That would require two separate killers, both deciding to act on the same night, and both gaining access to a normally secure Legation.
It would have been useful to suppose that Agathius murdered the Permanent Legate and then came for me. I’d been told he was working for Heraclius. That gave him some motive for wanting to kill Silas: whatever the deal was that Theophanes wouldn’t tell me about, it might not be effective with His Excellency out of the way.
And since at least one of the Heraclius people had wanted me dead outside the city walls, there was a credible motive for killing me as well.
The problem here was that the timings seemed all wrong. Agathius must have been dead by the time of the Permanent Legate’s murder. There seemed little room for doubt on that point. Forget Demetrius. This much had already been confirmed by the other officials and slaves in the Legation.
Perhaps there had been two killers with one mission? But that brought me back to the question of how murder could be committed in a sealed room.
No – I needed facts. Without those, speculation was worthless and even a barrier to the truth.
I’d slipped into the Permanent Legate’s office on getting back from the Imperial Palace. While Martin was trying to compose himself, I’d gone through all the drawers and cupboards in the room. I’d also got the main filing room opened and had given myself a brief tour of the Permanent Legate’s files. There were gaps all over the filing racks that I’d need Martin to help explain.
I needed facts. I needed facts and more facts. My experience of investigations so far had given me some grasp of basic principles. You dig and dig without preconceptions, and see what turns up. Until then, you avoid hypotheses. When you are able to form one, you test it against whatever new facts emerge.
That approach had always worked for me in the past. If this case looked insoluble, it was only because I hadn’t got far enough with gathering the relevant facts.
A hangover adding to his other exertions, Authari had himself been wilting when, after the filing tour, I’d dropped in on the Permanent Legate’s room for another look at the body. But I’d told him to stay put. Now I was in charge of the investigation, it was necessary to keep my own watch on things. If this meant Authari had to fight sleep in the presence of a butchered corpse, that was tough on him. But I needed Martin for other things, and there was no one else I could implicitly trust.
The body had looked horrid. Even half a day hadn’t been kind to the thing. The face was now as ghastly as an ancient theatrical mask I’d found on sale in a relic shop in Rome. The body had stiffened further, its right arm raised in a sort of greeting. Black patches were spreading over the legs.
I’d ordered a medical inspection. I doubted if this would reveal more than I’d been able to gather from my own inspection, but it was worth doing just in case. Doctors are occasionally good for something.
In any event, time was against us. Alypius had turned up when I was with Authari, carrying orders from Theophanes for the body to be removed for a service that night in the Great Church.
This was, you’ll agree, an irregular proceeding. A funeral on the same day as a death – and coinciding with Sunday evening service? You’d not have got away with half of it in Rome.
But Constantinople wasn’t Rome. The Church here did as it was told.
I put my cup down, and settled back for a nap. In spite of the berries, I was out in perhaps five beats of the heart. It was like snuffing a lamp last thing at night.
Without knocking, Martin rattled the door open. I jerked my
self awake. It was early afternoon so far as I could tell from the now overcast sky outside the window. Those cuts on my back were now hurting so much, even Antony might have sympathised.
‘His Most Serene and Imperial Excellency, the Caesar Priscus, begs the honour of an audience,’ he called in a voice that might have been satirical had he possessed any sense of humour.
As he finished, Priscus walked in past him. Dressed now in black, he made every show of beginning a prostration.
‘I don’t think, My Lord Priscus,’ I said, standing and patting my clothes into a semblance of order, ‘we need bother with such formalities in private.’
‘But, Your Most Sacred Excellency,’ he crooned, rising from his knees, ‘I’ve always wanted to meet the Pope. And you are now, in the legal sense, his very projection from Rome.’
With a flash of his riddled teeth that I took as an attempt at charm, he sat in Martin’s place and reached for the wine.
‘So, my brave and golden – and now Most Holy – Alaric,’ he said with a flourish of cup and jug, ‘it seems my wish is to be granted. Did I hear a child crying as I came in?’ he asked with a change of subject.
‘I have no doubt’, said I, ‘you’ve heard many children cry on your entry.’
Perhaps it didn’t do to treat the man with the contempt he deserved. But unless he happened to be standing over you in one of his dungeons, it was a hard reaction to avoid. And I was for the moment at least his equal in status.
Priscus looked into the various compartments of his pouch. He took out a spoonful of green powder and dropped it into his cup.
‘This has a far more soothing effect than wine,’ he assured me as I waved him away from my cup.
There was a long moment of silence.
‘Now,’ he said finally with a drugged brightness, ‘I’ve had the main facts from my Divine and Ever-Sagacious Father-in-Law. It all sounds utterly intriguing.
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