by Bruce Wagner
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the same pic of Whitney Port was in all the weeklies, lounging by a pool with her rockin body at a hotel in Hawaii. Ree wished she had Whitney’s rockin hardbody, not Audrina’s, even though Audrina’s body was awesome, but Audrina had issues, and maybe a mom more horrible than even Jacquie (not quite). She had implants then had them taken out, a lot of stars did that, even Brittany from Glee, they put them in then have infections or whatever then take them out, only the smart ones like Natalie never think of it, they have too much class, or like Drew, Drew had to have a reduction because she was so stacked that she used to get backaches & whatever. But you never really believe Audrina, Audrina might say she took them out when they were really still in. Reeyonna drifted, wishing she had Whitney Port’s face and body, even tho Whitney was kind of over . . . . . . . Audrina was definitely over. No—————better to have a face like Blake Lively or Scarlett or Mila . . . . . . . . . . . . . or a face/body like the Olivias: Olivia Palermo, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Olivia the pig . . . LMFAO——I love Olivia the pig! At home she’d trip out smoking the Blue Ivy weed that Rikki got her, googling celebrity baby olivia? to see who was having or already had Olivia babies, it was like everyone, like the Scarface guy Al Pacino, and Kirk Cameron & Chelsea Noble, the Borat guy & Isla—no wait! Is she called Olive?—& Justine Bateman (<3!!!), Lori Loughlin, James V Der Beek, Ben Stiller, (& Denzel & Kelsey Grammer) . . . . . . oh shit, she could never name her daughter Olivia which was so sad because she loved Olivia, tho maybe it didn’t really even matter——————————————the audience was laughing and she heard the faraway drone of Mr. Steve Martin as her head slopped & slurped around in the methoxycodone mishmash, flitting and drifting to the porn Rikki made her watch then pretending she was a judge on The Voice then just TV overall in general, warm dreamy pillworld backwash. Her BFFs were still totally into MacMainlining whole seasons, they had this rule where they only watched by the season, big clumps on the free tv sites, they were obsessed with that rad motocross chick Lisa Kelly on Ice Road Truckers, she was awesome! no one cared about The New Girl or Glee or Idol but they still liked The Voice and the Kardashians & sometimes watched 2½ Men because they wanted to so bad fuck&suck Ashton . . . you watched different shows on different drugs, the drugs were your clicker. Rikki watched old Dexters & Walking Deads & weird Netflix DVD docs and made her watch when she didn’t want to which was tight as long as they kushed, which they always did anyway before sex or after and even during, she was actually really trying not to smoke, even tho her BFFs said she had it wrong, she could smoke 4ever but stop the roxys & addies til after the baby. 2 fucking hard!!! When Rikki made her watch porn of course they smoked & usually started out with those crazy docs, making girls watch lame scary gross stuff on the internet or wherever was such a guy thing, she didn’t even know how he found this shit, some were kind of interesting but some there was no way she could even, like the site with different drunk women being raped & it looked like killed, Rikki said it was fake but there was no way! or the one with movies spectators took on their iPhones after car crashes before the ambulance got there, poor little kids laying in the road their bodies all bent in the craziest sickeningest ways, people crying and screaming and barfing. He showed her one about a city in China that had this tradition that when a guy died & he was single, his parents would go out and find a woman who was dead to be his bride. They’d dig up her body and bury the two together so they could be a married couple in the afterlife! It was like a really gross, really sad version of The Bachelor. The doc said the dead guys needed to be at least 12 to be eligible, it was the law that you couldn’t have a dead wife if you were like underage. Sometimes the parents of the dead girls could make money too, like if you had a daughter & she drowned or whatever, you could fish her out of the water and get money by selling the body like a dowry. So gross and so sad. If you lived in China and your wife died, now you had to worry about people digging her up and selling her like on Craigslist! OMG!!! She couldn’t remember if there was the minimum age thing with girls, probably not, because girls were so discriminated against in Asia and the rest of everywhere, in school the teacher said sometimes in India or Africa or China if the woman has a girl the husband kills the baby right then and there, just like throws it against a wall. So sick and disgusting, so ratchet and beyond! If someone tried to kill her baby (if it was a girl, or even if it wasn’t) she would so torture them forever! Whenever Reeyonna heard shit like that she was so happy and grateful to be living in America, no matter how fucked up things were like the economy. Another doc Rikki made her watch was about a British actress/model with a thing for serial killers—and well of course she lived in LA, where else would you go for your Dexter dreamdate? This girl like became obsessed with a truck driver who was in jail for killing prostitutes. They couldn’t seem to catch him so he like wound up having to walk into the police station like the guy in 7even who cut off Gwyneth’s head, he walked straight in carrying a breast in a Ziploc bag!!!——O M G—like his last kill! So gross and so sad. It said that she visited him in jail and they sang Dwight Yoakam songs through the glass, which actually does go to show there’s someone for everyone. ((( ;p lol ))) Rikki cackled when the voice said the Brit in love with the Dexter used to model for “Herbal Grobust”———a company that made pills supposed to give you bigger tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. My. God.
——————the applause startled her—the event was over, at least the public part. Jacquie leaned into Reeyonna, never taking her eyes off Mr. Steven Martin, who was still onstage, already surrounded by brown-nosing Biggest Losers.
“Steve knows we’re here,” she said, surprising Reeyonna. She had that pathetic lilt in her voice.
Oh fuck that must mean he wants to hang. The thought of Mr 28 Million ever having seen her flat chest&braces was repulsive.
“Let’s wait for the crowd to thin a little then see if maybe he wants to have a drink.”
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[Rikki]
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never been that into porn, not really, but lately he was, he liked to get up in the trees with ReeRee, future mother of his future child (whoa!) & watch xxxtreme Tube links on his fosterdad’s iMac then fuck. Lately he made them watch clips on the daughterdestruction site & he’d get turned on by the way Ree overreacted, she’d freak about how gross it was, kind of overdoing it all the while eyes glaze-glued (goo’d to go) to the screen as the dads wreaked their anal havoc; suchwise Rikki knew she was completely into it. The contrary playacting made him go H.A.M., as they used to say.
There was always webtalk about celeb sextapes but that shit wasn’t really on Rikki’s radar. Why would he want to watch sicko fanboy slo-mo compilations of that sassy girl who starred in Hugo dancing on Jimmy Fallon or Kim Kardash getting off with Ray J (maybe for a minute) (maybe longer) (definitely would fuck Nicki M) when he could surf the lubesites & trip on dwarfchicks gettin facialed & creampie’d, or dudes with big bald heads vanishing into a bitch’s pussy til you could only see their fat necks, or Sasha Grey getting DP’d/ATM’d* (in HD), 14 lucky volunteers, bearded homeless-looking mutherfuckers with fixed stares and dilated eyes, hands idly jostling/tugging at dicks to keep their stiffies until it came their turn, buncha bums waiting on/line like they do at Midnight Mission mealtime, a cold, slow-moving queue snaking up to that batshit-crazy white girl, no condoms to be seen, the mini-marathon going down in one of those stuccoey porn safehouses, white & empty except for a mattress and maybe a couch, the biggest ugliest white pleather couch known to man in the known world. The Sasha Grey tape he liked most was the one with the guy laying on the floor on his back and her on top trademark-screaming fuck yeah! fuck yeah! the greased otherhole butt-up in its devilish pillow, ready for the ass-jacking, the xxxxxtreme home invasion, & when it came each bum’s turn, the sorry-looking dude took his dick and sort of almost politely placed it in her bunghole, something almost rather
civil about it, suddenly they were in, up & running, ruin-fucking the apple-sized void that was really just the deadmouth end of SG’s large intestine, each bum bumfucking in perfect little segmenty moments of time, never over-staying/shooting their wad or their welcome, must have been someone off-camera giving them the wrap-it-up sign, afterall, this was a professional operation, and as the next-in-lines took their brothers’ vacated place, the just-pulled-outs walked two steps to where her mouth was and Sasha Grey sucked them, by definition sucking the sheen of ass & pussy discharge that coated the bumdicks, by the 6th or 7th dipstick there couldn’t have been all that much, rectally speaking, a friend of Rikki’s told him that porn chicks did some enema detoxing before anal gangbangs, so there probably wasn’t too much shit on the stick but naturally bits of blood & viscousy effluvia & whatever from the odd tear in the fabric so to speak, not to mention the dirty leakages/cum & pre-cum courtesy of the bum’s rush, and while Sasha sucked (occasionally pausing to full-throat shout fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! between blowjobs, fuck-YEAH!-shouting with dead pottymouth that was a mouth yes plus being of course the rank scarlet beginning of esophagus/little intestine) the next vagrant dick already politely proboscising, and so on & so on & so forth, on and on it went, a looped lubey-tube daisy-chain rondelay/square dance from Hell. When a buddy told Rikki that Sasha Grey had actually guest starred on Entourage, Rikki thought he was punking him. He never watched that old piece of shit show, couldn’t find a Sasha clip on youtube, he’d have to Netflix, his fosters didn’t have HBO anyway.
Rikki knew lots of kids at middleschool who did celeb sextapes, that’s what everyone called em, “celeb sextapes,” if you were a middleschooler & made one you could call yourself a celeb, just like how any porn actor’s usually called a pornstar. He’d go on one of the XXXXXXwebcam tubes and there’d be videos they grabbed from stickam.com or some innocent social network site where home-alone girls or 3-girl sleepovers are in their bedrooms flirting and shit but occasionally they’d do more than that, and when they did, the webcam porntubes would capture & upload. Like a lion hiding in the grass. The girls didn’t even look stoned to him, they were just sexed up, which made it even hornier. Rikki saw a few girls from school he sort of kind of knew, maybe they were two grades down. It was no big thing. ReeRee knew a chick who didn’t even go to school anymore, webcamming from her room in panties and showing her stomach not even her tits, she never had to strip for men or use a dildo, they’d send money anyway, some would write and say she shouldn’t be doing this cause you never can tell who was out there, all like You know I have a daughter your age, full-on I-want-to-protect-you shit as they squirt-jacked. She put a big teddy on the bed, all the chicks learned that from the live-chat/barelylegal sites, the cruddy stuffed animals shoved anywhere they could be seen, little pathetic clusters . . . . . . . . lots of middleschoolers FaceTimed themselves (Face Times at Ridgemont High) coming or dildo-ing or doing ATM or whatever or iPadded/MMS’d movies to each other. Rikki tried not to do that, the one or two times he did tho he made sure his face wasn’t on camera, you could see the girl but not him, his friends called him a pussy but whatever. Now that Ree was pregnant he didn’t especially want to disrespect her that way whoa he still hadn’t even been able to wrap his mind around having a baby (a what?), it felt like a tiny fist punching his whenever he thought about it so he tried not to think about it———at all——except when they were together——————————(Tiny baby fist) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rikki clicked a thumbnail with the caption Exploited by school pediatrician. 26 minutes long, 92% thumbs-up, 1,549,351 views, 4.4 out of 5.0 rating. A Jap schoolgirl being examined by a doctor with a censored blurface. He fondled her, at first subtly then crazy-brazen until Rikki was watching a full-on molest/half-rape. Cams were hidden, three different angles, once in a while changing POVs like security cameras at 7-Eleven. The call-his-shit-Patricia/pediatrician looked like a retarded Jackie Chan. He fought the girl over her bra, finally pulling it up til it sat strained twisted-clumsy on top her tits, she kept crying crying crying as he tweaked her nipples, kept resisting, but the Patricia kept on keepin on, fought with her some more over pulling up her skirt but his fingers gave him the upper hand haha crotchgroped but let her keep her panties on, pain-swiping them aside to expose her stingy bubblegum-pink Just Say No nippy lips. Jackie Chan Patricia kept jabbering the whole time in Japanese & the schoolgirl squirmed and shifted and half-sat up, squeal-crying as he turned to go fish something from a cabinet, all you saw was the back of his lab coat, then the POV switched and another cam showed him stick a butt probe in there but the poor slopehead schoolgirl was no Sasha G. Plenty of cavities but all uncooperative. Rikki numbly massaged his cock waiting for the reluctant bitch to reciprocate Patricia’s intense horniness, that’s how they usually did it, the schoolgirl/cheerleader/babysitter or whoever resisted for a while then got horny in spite of themselves, that’s when the clothes would come off and you’d see all the crappy tatts & piercings or what have you. For Rikki it was always an especial hard-off bummer when a ho had those corkscrew, witchy fingernails, like anything but psycho trailercunt could think that was sexy to a man, think it was sexy to be jacking themselves with those twisty fingernails held daintily up & back, he saw a nigger at the Children’s Courthouse with that shit, she worked there too, they probably couldn’t fire her because of some can’t-discriminate-against-a-crazyass-Guinness-World-Record-Book-longnail’d-bitch-nigger law, nigger even’d figured out a way how to write with a pen, he had to stand there and watch this nigger fastidiously filling out a form, clickclack nails all tangled up like fuckin moose antlers, these longnailed working niggers were real pros with the nails shit———————the thing Rikki hated the most was when a pornstar put on a dumb devilface and talked shit like that’s right fuck my ass with that hard black cock, Rikki always ’d MUTE when that shit happened (he never MUTEd on the goth & emo tubes. Found himself unexpectedly partial to suicide girls’ pale white skin & bobbed black hair & the bright-colored tatts that shocked their milkywhiteness, plus they were usually tight, no longass nails + they never said stupid shit while they got raped, some of em even kept their glasses on which Rikki thought was way horny . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
But the girl kept crying crying crying, resisting and crying.
Rikki maximized and skipped ahead, dick in hand, still H.A.M. He moved the ahead on the 26-minute time bar but at 18.08 she was still resisting so he ’d some more til he was like a minute from the end but the bitch was still struggling, face looking all rapey & puffy as the ghostface killa/blurfaced pediatrician who probably called his shit Patricia hunched down & boned her on the examination table, his pants comically down around his ankles, why did that always look funny, type of thing that might bring you out of your trance-jack, at 25:28 the schoolgirl still enduring, writhing, suppressing panic while Dr. Phil/Patricia bad breath-whispered kamikaze shit in her ear, the muthafucka never even removed that grimy white coat.
Rikki ’d the time bar so he’d have more time to jack. Still strokin but partly creeped out. I mean it was horny but he wondered if it was really for real-real . . . . . . . probably wouldn’t be on one of the tubes if it was, cause they have ads running underneath for movies & shit, movies out now in the theaters, big ones like The 3 Musketeers & the new American Pie & shit, they couldn’t do that if the shit was illegal. Cause it wasn’t like one of those Russian sites with the girls being full-on underage, beat-up&raped, it had to be staged otherwise everyone who went online would be in trouble, whole muthafuckin world, tho he did puzzle over why Patricia’s face was blurred out, tho if it was all pretend shit maybe that was just part of the pretend. Patricia likes to pretend. All the vids Rikki looked at usually had thousands of hits, sometimes hundreds of thousands or millions, no one could press charges against that many fuckin people for watching. There would always be some sketchy shit no doubt. Shady shit. Sometimes you’d click on a hinky thumbnail, a little bitch in b
races with flat titties or whatever, & it’d say this video has been deleted. It might say something about the muthafuckas in it looked too young, no shit! No doubt. He’d clicked on just to see, just curious, cause it wasn’t his thing, like watching dogs&pigs&horses fuck bitches (get money! fuck bitches! get money!) wasn’t his thing but that doesn’t mean he was never on the animal farm. And that shit could be funny if you were kickin it in the trees with your homies. Chicks trying to stuff pony cock into their pussies. But the Chester tubes . . . some of those lil-ass hookers looked like they were muthafuckin ten years old, what would happen is there were all these legit sites where kiddies did their chats, harmless rite of passage shit, talking to each other or whatever, you could always hear their parents bitchin at them from wherever & the kiddies would roll their eyes with fuck you’s under their breath, tiny rebel shit, but sometimes kiddies got horny and nasty, everyone knew that biologically girls got sexed up way before the men, they were having their periods at six yrs old, & the xxxxxwebcum tubes would be out there prowlin, lions in the bush just waiting to pounce & capture the muthafuckin videos before the so-called legit sites found em & took em down . . . . . . . . . . Rikki went on a webcum site & found two slumberkiddies, webcummers titled the vid “2 hot home alone teens strip & shake their asses.” The home alone category webcum vids always had the most hits . . . . . . . . the kiddies in this one had tatts too but the tatts were homemade, Sharpie’d shooting s up and down their arms, one had Hebrew-type letters on her tummy like copying Lindsay or whomever——& sho’ nuff they turned and shook their asses just like whores & strippers, busting little moves straight out of porn, all the little kids watched porn now. Tho even that tube had banners & shit announcing the latest flicks, ads and trailers that interrupted & Rikki had to wait for them to end before seeing the bitches giggle & shake their meatless asses at the iCam. One of the iKids—there was always one who was nastier than the other—one of em was on her way to being a pro, had two fingers up her ass, you could tell her little friend was kind of shocked/titillated, small-titsillated, whatever . . . . . . fucking poster of Bieber on the wall. Some shady shit. One of his homies said he went on this site called tiny tiny tiny and there were all these little bitches bending over to show their snatches, he said they were divided into categories like ‘Age 6—12’—damn. No way he was gunna even get near that shit————————————
