At the bar a man he presumed was the landlord said, 'Pint of the best, Sergeant?', already drawing the ale as he spoke.
'Thanks,' said Wield, reaching into his pocket.
'First's on the house. I'll make my profit out of you later,' said Wapshare. 'Any news of the happy wanderer?'
'Not yet,' admitted Wield.
'Not to worry. Happen he'll turn up. And you're spending the night at Corpse Cottage to welcome him? That's friendly!'
The man knows everything, Pascoe had warned. But was he telling everything he knew? Wield tasted the beer and, like Pascoe before him, decided that allowances could be made.
'You do a good trade for early on a midweek night,' he commented.
'Nay, it's not always like this,' said Wapshare. 'They're just getting primed for the meeting.'
He nodded at the Save Our School pyramid of coins against which rested a notice advertising a progress report meeting in the village hall at eight p.m.
‘I hope there's good news,' said Wield. 'Any chance of a bite to eat?'
'Aye. Slice of game pie do you for starters? Sit yourself down and I'll bring it over.'
He took his pint to a small table by the window. Wapshare soon followed with a tray laden with pickles, chutney, tomatoes, bread, and a hunk of pie like a lumberjack's wedge.
'Give us a shout when you're done and I'll fry you up a slice or two of my black pudding,' said the landlord. 'Oh Lord, here comes the cabaret.'
The door had opened on a wave of noise to admit Guy Guillemard and his friends. They made for the bar where the Heir sat on a stool and viewed the other customers with a droit-de-seigneurish air. Most got on with their drinking. Only Dudley Wylmot from the Post Office, sitting with the remains of several large gin and tonics before him, showed any eagerness to catch the seignorial eye. His sycophancy was counterbalanced by the look of glacial indifference his wife gave the new arrivals before concentrating on her spritzer.
Guy nodded condescendingly at Wylmot, then his eye fell on Wield and a smile like a toothpaste ad spread across his face. He came across to his table and sat down.
"Evening, Sergeant. Left you to guard us overnight, have they?'
'Something like that, sir,' said Wield.
'That chap on the drive with you, the one who seemed to think I was trying to zap him. He's your superior, right? Yet he looks rather younger than you. Now why is that, I ask myself.'
'Mebbe because he were born a few years after me,' said Wield.
'What? Ah, a joke. Which confirms what I suspect. You're one of the good old breed of British bobby - conscientious, clever even, but not wanting the hassle of promotion, content to stay a sergeant so you can devote more time to your wife and family - three kids, little house in a leafy suburb, couple of cats and a cross-breed terrier - likes a jar with the lads, goes to the match on Saturday, but is always glad to get home to the little woman and the animals. Am I right or am I right?'
Wield nodded, not in agreement but at a connection he had never made before between prat and prattle. If this was the best that an expensive education could do for a lad, then why did folk like Ellie Pascoe get agitated if rich fools demanded the right to subject their progeny to it?
'I knew it,' said Guillemard with a patronizing smugness which made Wield long for the Dalzielesque chutzpah to say, 'Nay, lad, I'm as queer as a clockwork orange, so why don't you shut your big fat mouth and give your tight little arse a chance?'
'You're the one who knows what's what, not that jumped-up squirt pretending to be a gentleman, and certainly not that grotesque who showed up later. So, tell me, Sergeant, you who know your place and have so determinedly kept it, wouldn't this be advice you'd give to all young bobbies?'
He leaned across the table to give Wield the full benefit of his wisdom and smile. Early though the hour was, he'd already wined and dined well on something garlicky washed down with cognac, if the pungent waft from his mouth was a true messenger. His friends too sounded a lot livelier than could be put down to a single draught of even Mr Wapshare's good ale. How indiscreet might the drink make him? wondered Wield.
He shifted slightly to avoid the reek and said, 'You wouldn't have anyone in particular in mind, sir?'
'For instance?' said Guy, helping himself to a pickled onion.
'Constable Bendish, for instance,' said Wield, for whom a little obliquery went a long, long way. 'He was seen having a dust-up with someone fitting your description.'
'Really,' said Guy, unbothered by this exaggeration. 'Put it in a report, did he?'
'No, sir. Still a serious matter, but.'
'Not what I call serious, Sergeant. I've met more resistance in a Bangkok brothel.'
'So you admit to assaulting a police officer?' said Wield.
'No, I bloody don't. I admit to the justifiable chastisement of an erk who'd stepped out of line. He knew he had it coming, otherwise he'd have fitted me up on an attempted murder charge, wouldn't he?'
'Why are you telling me this?' asked Wield.
'To save public expense and police effort. I told the erk next time I came to Enscombe, I'd finish the job properly. I came back yesterday. So my advice to you is work out how far a frightened rabbit can run in twenty-four hours, and start looking there! What the hell's Wapshare getting his knickers in a twist about?'
There had been a huge crash from the bar followed by an explosion of laughter and voices, loud among them the landlord's crying, 'Right, that's it. Out, you lot. You're barred!'
Guillemard made for the bar, his arms spread in what he probably thought was a placatory gesture. Wield could see that the initial crash had been caused by the toppling of the Save Our School ziggurat.
'Wappy, what's the problem?' said Guy in his best talking to the toddlers voice.
'No problem, and the name's Wapshare, Mr Guillemard,' said the landlord, ‘I'm just exercising my legal right to refuse service and order this lot off my premises.'
'Of course you are, and it's understandable, but let's not over-react, shall we? It's just an excess of high spirits for which they're truly sorry, isn't that right, boys and girls? You're truly sorry.'
'Yes, Guy, we're truly sorry,' they echoed in mock contrition.
'There you are. Any damage, we'll pay. And they'll build your pyramid again, only a lot higher this time. Won't you, children?'
'Yes, Guy, a lot higher this time,' chorused his friends, enjoying this new game.
'So what do you say, Mr Wapshare? Forgive and forget?'
Wapshare spoke very slowly.
'I say, I don't want their money and I don't want their company. I want them out of here, and I don't want to see them back.'
'Oh dear,' said Guillemard. ‘If they go, then I'll have to go, you do understand that?'
'Understand it? I bloody insist on it!' roared Wapshare.
Wield felt like cheering.
Guy the Heir looked round the room, his face still smiling but the smile now thinly stretched over fury.
‘If that's the way you feel, Wappy. Your loss, not ours. I mean, it's not what you'd call lively, is it? My ancestors needn't have bothered about trying to close you down, the place died naturally a long time back and it's just that no one's bothered to bury it. Come on, boys. Let's leave this mausoleum before the dust chokes us.'
He made for the door. The others trooped after him.
Wapshare's face relaxed to its customary benevolence.
'Right,' he said. 'Who's good at picking up money?'
There was a general laugh, almost immediately echoed and drowned by a cheer from outside and a crash as though something had been hurled against the pub wall.
Wield half rose, looking inquiringly at Wapshare who shook his head.
'Don't interrupt your meal, Sergeant. They'll just be taking it out on the sign. Guillemards have been doing that for a hundred years, and we're none the worse for it yet!'
Outside an engine roared into life and Wield looked out of the window to see the GUNG-HO! Land Ro
ver heading up the High Street, presumably to continue the merrymaking at the Hall. Most of the customers were bending to pick up the fallen coins. Wylmot, eager to demonstrate how much he belonged, was foremost among them, but the gins had taken their toll and when he stooped he would have gone right over if his wife hadn't grabbed his arm.
'Come on, Dud,' said Wapshare, emerging from behind the bar and taking the other arm. 'We'll find you a nice comfortable seat at the back. Sergeant, I'll be closing for a while till the meeting's over, but don't rush your grub. Help yourself to owt you need, and if you leave afore I'm back, just pull the door shut behind you.'
Five minutes later Wield found himself completely alone. Dalziel's dream of heaven, he thought, just as Pascoe's was probably to be left alone in the Tell-Tale Bookshop for a couple of hours.
And his own dream of heaven? He tried to fantasize but found he couldn't. So, a man without a dream. He ought to be unhappy, but, rather to his surprise, he found he wasn't.
He finished his food, went behind the bar and drew himself another half of bitter, as much for the pleasure of doing it as need of a drink. The place looked different from this side of the counter. He knew a lot of cops who'd taken their pensions and gone in for a pub. He didn't fancy it himself. What did he fancy? A packet of pork scratchings! He helped himself, checked the price list for food and drink, was pleasantly surprised, left his money neatly on top of the till, dropped another couple of pound coins on the reconstituted Save Our School pile, now more Pyrenees than pyramid, and went out into the night.
It would have been pitch black if the uncurtained window of the village hall hadn't laid a causeway of light across the road. He walked along it till he was close enough to hear as well as see the meeting within.
The Vicar was on his feet. He had a good pulpit voice but he didn't seem to be bringing tidings of great joy.
'The Appeal has done well,' he was saying. 'But as we always knew, there is little chance of getting close to the very large sum we need to guarantee the school's future. . .'
'Then we have to sell the Green,' yelled someone, ‘Isn't Phil Wallop interested? We could do with some new houses for the young ones . . .'
'Don't kid yourself our young 'uns 'ud be able to afford owt that Wallop built,' interjected someone else. 'And don't imagine he'd hire local workmen either, if that's what you're thinking . . .'
'Please!' cried the Vicar above the resultant hubbub. 'Look, what I suggest is we postpone any decision .. . yes, I know I said it had to be tonight, but ... look, I don't want to raise hopes but there's a faint chance that a sum of money, a reasonably large sum might... I can't say more. I'll be able to tell you definitely tomorrow ... at the Reckoning . . .'
A man offering a ray of hope ought to try to look happy, thought Wield. But the Vicar's expression was more like what you don't want to see on your doctor's face as he examines the X-rays.
Wield turned away. This was a private meeting, a family affair, and he wasn't a member of the family. It was a rather melancholy thought. Perhaps he should have stayed a bit longer in the Morris and got merry or really miserable. He looked across the road to the pub. In the light from the window behind him he could see the sign above the front door. Pascoe had told him its history. But maybe history was the wrong word.
People don't change, thought Wield. They just do the same things differently.
From the burnt, battered and blasted bosom of William Morris there now protruded a short, dully gleaming rod of steel.
CHAPTER VI
'We bad a beautiful night for our frisks.'
The High Street was quiet as a deserted film set as Wield strolled back to Corpse Cottage. Not much given to flights of the imagination, he found himself conjuring up pictures of how it must have been a hundred, two hundred, three hundred years ago!
Back at the cottage, he switched on the tiny telly and checked whether Bendish's unappetizing larder ran to a pot of tea. It did, and a good brew at that. The lad might live off junk food but at least he hadn't sunk to instant tea.
But what might he have sunk to?
The thought hit him hard. Here he was, mocking the youngster's eating habits, making himself comfortable in his house, while all the time . ..
All the time what?
He didn't know. Perhaps there was nothing to know, or nothing more than would result in a lot of rolled eye- balls at the waywardness of youth and a right rollocking for the returned prodigal.
Time to drop a shutter. He sat with his tea on the ancient but very comfortable sofa and concentrated as much of his attention as was necessary on an alternative comedy show. It was certainly alternative, dispensing with all the old detritus of the past, such as laughs.
After a while he decided that, attention-wise, it didn't require both eyes and ears, so he closed the former. And eventually God, who is merciful even to undesert, cupped His divine hands over the latter, and he fell asleep.
He was woken by a scratching, tapping noise. For a moment he had no idea where he was, and even when awareness of location struggled through, enough confusion remained for him to mislocate the source of the noise in the fireplace wall through which Susannah Hogbin's coffin was alleged to have burst. Interestingly, instead of terror this filled him with a strangely passive curiosity. Everyone deserved at least one small personal other-worldly experience before the big general one. He settled back to enjoy his, and was rather disappointed when the noise was repeated, this time indisputably from the window.
He flung back the curtain and discovered that truth long known to doctors, that the living are much more frightening than the dead.
Edwin Digweed's fine-boned face was pressed close against the glass. Seeing Wield, he gestured imperiously towards the front door.
Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, Wield opened it.
'May I come in?' said the bookseller, stepping past the Sergeant. 'Despite appearances to the contrary, I am not a doorstep salesman.'
The appearance to the contrary consisted of a zipped leather bag which he set down beside him. Wield switched off the TV on which an etiolated, exophthalmic epicene who looked as if a good woman would crack him like a stick was explaining his admiration for Renoir's Baigneuses.
'What can I do for you, sir?' he asked unenthusiastically, hoping that his presence in Corpse Cottage wasn't going to have half the village treating him like the local bobby.
'For a start you can accept my apologies.'
'Eh?'
‘It occurred to me after our last encounter that it might be that, to someone unfamiliar with my ways, one or two of my mannerisms could have come across as, how shall I put it, discourtesies.'
Wield, who could think of other ways to put it, said nothing and Digweed resumed, 'So when I heard after the school meeting that you were spending the night here, I got to thinking of you alone in a strange house, not knowing what has happened to your young colleague, though I'm sure nothing untoward has happened to him, nevertheless I thought, as a peace offering and a belated token of welcome to our village . . .'
He unzipped the bag and pulled out a jacketed copy of On the Banks of the Een. The cover illustration had been taken from the painting of Scarletts Pool over Digweed's bed, with his grandfather's initials R.D. still visible though much reduced.
'That's right kind,' said Wield, taken aback. 'How much . . . ?'
'No, no, a welcome gift I say. Also I wondered if I could tempt you to join me in a drink?'
This time it was a bottle of Jim Bean that came out of the bag.
‘I am, I fear, a traitor to my continent. Let others sing of single malts and fine French brandies. For me this is the true Hippocrene, the real Spiritus Sacer.'
He was rattling on a bit even by his standards, but Wield didn't mind. This much he had learned from Dalziel. Man offers you a drink, get it down quick, then ask about his motives. And besides, he'd never tasted bourbon.
'I'll get some glasses,' he said.
'No need,' said Digweed. 'Doubtin
g if young Bendish has reached the age where he can either value or afford decent glassware, I took the precaution and the liberty...'
He came up with a pair of ornately cut barrel tumblers in golden crystal which caught the light as if filled with sunshine.
Wield, a lover of plain glass, thought them a bit over the top but so almost was the measure Digweed poured, and when he tasted the sweet smoothness of the liquor, he was able to say without hypocrisy, 'That's smashing.'
The bookseller smiled and topped up his glass once more. Wield settled back comfortably. Sooner or later they'd get to the man's real motives. With nectar like this on tap, he could wait.
'Those Rider Haggards you mentioned,' said Digweed.
'Oh aye?' said Wield, disappointed they'd got there so quickly.
He must have given away more than he intended for Digweed added hastily, 'No, I'm not trying to persuade you to sell them, but I should love sometime to see them. A complete set of Haggard firsts in dust wrappers! It would be like . ..'
For once he seemed lost for words. Perhaps the poor old sod didn't find owt exciting except books!
'But no more of books. I cannot have you suspecting my motives.'
'Comes with the job,' said Wield lightly.
'I suppose so. Have you always been a policeman?'
'I were a kiddie for a bit.'
Digweed laughed, genuinely, not his superior putting-down snort, encouraging Wield to a cautious opening-up.
'I started out as a draughtsman's apprentice, but it didn't take. So I joined the Force,' he said.
Age seventeen; panicking at the awareness of his sexuality roused by the attentions of his perceptive boss; making a macho statement.
'A draughtsman?' mused Digweed. 'Do you still draw?'
'Not like your granddad,' said Wield, touching the book. 'Only scene-of-the-crime diagrams. How about you? Did you have a real job afore you retired?'
Oops! His desire to turn the conversation away from himself had made him uncharacteristically clumsy. This stuff took a quick hold!
Digweed raised his eyebrows and tipped the bottle.
‘I'm sure there must be questions about the police which contain as many offensive assumptions,' he said drily. 'Selling books is a real job, believe me. In fact, I too trained for the Law, as a solicitor. But as I lived abroad for much of my life, opportunities to practise were limited. I came back to the UK about ten years ago, intending to find myself a niche in the business world. Instead, I found things in such a state, and such a ghastly gang of blinkered jackasses running things, that I was ready to leave again in a sixmonth. Happily, I visited the scenes of my birth and upbringing first, partly out of sentiment, partly to sort out some family property. And when I realized that, here in Enscombe at least, things remained much as they had been, I decided to settle and follow the line of business I had always fancied, selling old books.'
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