"Good thinking," Shane agreed.
"Okay, get the hell outta here. You're officially back on duty. You're gonna be working U. C. but you don't report to Organized Crime. You report directly to Lieutenant `Honey' here." He grinned and Alexa sighed.
"That's gonna make it easy, 'cause she's gonna be living with me in that house on North Chalon Road."
"Nice of you to ask," Alexa quipped.
Filosiani tore off a slip of paper and handed it to Alexa. "Give this to the budget office down the hall. They'll set up a blind account for Sergeant Scully so he can write checks on the hundred grand. Then get together with Press Relations and draft the story. I want to see it by five tonight. Tell Captain Cook I want it in tomorrow's paper." Filosiani grinned. "Welcome back, Shane. I miss this kinda stuff. You come up with great ideas."
Shane and Alexa left the chief's office and headed down the hail. She was strangely quiet.
"Let's get something to eat," she finally said. "I've been inside this damn building since seven this morning, I need to get outta here for a minute."
The Peking Duck was a cop restaurant one block from Parker Center. It was almost three in the afternoon. The late-lunch crowd had already left so the place was unusually quiet. Shane and Alexa ordered two beers at the bar, then carried them to a booth by the wall. When the Chinese waiter arrived they ordered dim sum and egg rolls.
"You're kinda quiet, whatta ya think?" Shane said.
"I think you're out of your mind," Alexa answered. "You and Tony… it was like the Bowery Boys in there. `You're my favorite guy. I miss dis kinda stuff. You always come up widda best ideas.' " She was doing a reasonably good Day-Glo Dago impression, but at least when she was through, she was more or less smiling. She reached out and took his hand.
"You think you fool everybody, Shane, but I read you like the morning paper."
"That badly written?"
"That transparent. I watched you when you told him about that dead prostitute, Carol White. He didn't see what I saw. He didn't see the sadness and the guilt." She was squeezing his hand across the table.
The waiter returned and put their food down, then handed them chopsticks and left.
"You don't owe her anything, honey," she said. "Yeah…?"
"You don't. I mean, it's fine you want to run Valentine off. I agree with you there. If he gets a foothold in L. A. we'll end up spending millions trying to police him. So tie him up on a RICO prosecution, but leave Carol White's murder to Homicide."
"Yeah, good thinking." For some reason this was making him angry.
"If Valentine had her killed, it was a professional hit," she continued. "The guys who did the work are already back in Jersey."
He didn't answer, so she went on. "I'm just saying, let Homicide do the Carol White investigation. I've got good people on that."
"You got a drunk, overweight dirtbag on it. Lou Ruta is the primary. He's gonna work it for the minimum forty-eight hours required on an active homicide, then it's gonna go in the cold case file because he thinks she was just a junkie whore and he doesn't want to waste his precious time on her."
"I'll make a reassignment. I'll give it to Sergeant Peterson. You know Swede; you like him. He's a hard worker." "He's in Hollywood, not Rampart."
"You're quibbling. I'll talk to both division commanders and set it up."
"Okay," he said, and took a swig of beer. It tasted flat.
"You know, I do love you for caring."
"Yeah."
"No, really."
"Look, Alexa, I know you mean well here and I know you're trying to make me feel better. But do me a favor: Let's save this for later, okay?"
"Done," she agreed. "So how 'bout them Dodgers, huh?" She was bone-tired but suddenly smiling, trying to help him get past it.
His wife was beautiful. She could take his breath away. She was funny, tough, smart, loyal, and she was his. So why couldn't he forget about Carol White? Why am I acting like such a rookie over this?
"Wait'll you see our new house on North Chalon. You're gonna love it," he said.
"It was down to just me and Brooke…" Carol whispered in his memory.
"Another beer?" the Chinese waiter asked.
Chapter 17
THE ART OF THE DEAL
"These guys are soulless killers," Nicky was saying. Despite the frigid air-conditioning, he had started sweating; the collar and front of his silk shirt were drenched. They were sitting in the magnificent lobby at CAA, one of the most powerful and respected talent agencies in show business.
"You gotta let me do all the talking, bubeleh," Nicky instructed. "I know how these deals are made. Singh's agent, Jerry Wireman, is a fire-breathing serpent, a gontser macher. He's gonna want his pound of flesh."
"How can it be that tough? We've got a hundred thousand dollars. They've got a script that's collecting dust. We trade?'
"The hundred large is bubkes… parking meter cash. You gotta readjust your thinking, babe."
"What time is Dennis Valentine's party?" Shane asked, trying to change the subject.
"It's at six this evening in the garden patio of the Beverly Hills Hotel. The guy loves that hotel; drives all the way from Mandeville Canyon in the Palisades to have what he calls his power breakfasts in the Polo Lounge every morning at ten. Only he eats alone or with one a his apes, so it's more like breakfast at the zoo." Nicky's gaze shifted down to Shane's blazer. "Where'd you get that thing?" He scowled. "The Navy Surplus store?"
"What thing?" Shane looked down at his jacket.
"If you're gonna be my partner, we gotta do something about your threads. You dress like an NBC page. 'Zat tie left over from when you were in the Boy Scouts?"
Shane glanced down at his plain blue tie. When he'd picked it out this morning he thought it looked nice with his dark blue blazer. Now, in the harsh sunlight streaming through the glass lobby of CAA, he had to admit it was pretty cheesy.
"Mr. Wireman is ready to see you," a very attractive black woman said from behind her two-ton semicircular, granite reception desk. Roman legions had held passes in the Alps with smaller fortifications. Shane and Nicky stood.
"Sixth floor, end of the hall," the receptionist said. "His secretary, Barbara, is waiting for you."
Barbara was pretty enough to be an actress herself. She led them down a very busy corridor where hyperfocused secretaries of both sexes were hammering out deal memos and contracts on computer keyboards. She showed them into Jerry Wireman's office.
The agent was aptly named: wiry body, wiry hair, wire glasses, wire-gray eyes… Wireman. He exuded all the personal warmth of marble statuary.
"Sit. What's up?" That was all he said. He made it clear by his elimination of all superfluous words that he had a minimal amount of time for them.
They sat.
"Go"
This guy is going to be a treat, Shane thought.
He waited for Nicky, who was their predesignated talker, but Nicky didn't say anything. Shane looked over and saw that his new partner had frozen. He was just sitting there, his hands clasped together, breathing through his mouth, jaw clenched. Sofa art.
"Go," Jerry Wireman repeated impatiently, frowning at his Cartier timepiece as if the watch dial contained distressing results from his last cholesterol test.
"Mr. Wireman, Mr. Marcella and I are partners in CineRoma Productions," Shane started.
"Never heard of it."
"Yes, well, we have become extremely interested in a script I believe you represent, called The Neural Surfer, by Rajindi Singh."
"Great merchandise. Ferae naturae-a term we use, meaning full of untamed nature. That product has endless shelf life. It's why we've been in no hurry to accept an offer. The Neural Surfer demands concept-friendly execution."
Shane looked over at Nicky, who was now sweating big drops. They were dampening and curling his hairline. He seemed to have gone into some kind of semiconscious trance. "Jerry, we share your enthusiasm for the material," Shane finally said.
"Hard not to," Wireman said. "Piece is transitional… transcendental. It blends neo-impressionist heroism with gut-wrenching social commentary."
"Exactly." Shane didn't have a clue what he had just agreed with.
"Okay, good deal." Wireman glared at his watch again and frowned. He looked as if he were about to start tapping the dial.
"So gimme the drill," he suddenly said. "Does CineNova want to buy it?"
* "Cine-Roma," Shane corrected him. "Not buy it just yet. What we'd like is to get an option."
"A priori of that, we have an existing quote sheet on this material, and I'm afraid our price is solid. We're not negotiating."
"Apre-what?" Shane asked, bewildered.
"A priori," Wireman responded, "means conceived beforehand." He looked at them askance. Tney didn't understand Latin. They had just lost important player points.
"Oh, I see," Shane said. "So what is the price?"
"The cheapest, front-end-friendly option I can offer is two hundred thousand for six months. The important non-negotiable soft clauses include no rewriting or line changes without Mr. Singh's written approval, and all rights revert back to Mr. Singh in six months. Absolutely no extensions-hoc tempore."
Shane wanted to hit him, but said instead, "That sounds like a pretty tough deal."
"We're talking filmatic breakthrough here. This isn't Charlie's Angels where you got three gorgeous chicks running around in see-through dresses. This is a work of inestimable depth-fac et excusa."
"Huh?" Nicky grunted from the sofa, finally reentering Earth's atmosphere.
"Means make your move. This is a straight yes-or-no proposition."
Shane was close to feeding this asshole his wire-rimmed glasses. He looked over at Nicky, who was still leaking water like a Mexican fishing boat.
"We don't have two hundred thousand to pay for an option," Shane said.
"Tempus omnia revelat." Wireman sneered. "Time reveals everything… Catch ya on the flip-flop." He stood, shot his cuffs, and motioned toward the door.
"Excuse me, we have a counterproposal," Shane interjected.
Jerry Wireman wrinkled his nose as if the strange smell of decaying flesh had just wafted into his office through the air vent. "Go." They no longer merited even a short Latin phrase.
Nicky looked like he was about to start convulsing.
"We'll pay you one hundred thousand for a one-month option," Shane continued. "All rights revert back to Mr. Singh at that time. If we have not set the script up at a studio or obtained our financing within a month, we may need another month extension. I'm willing to pay you an additional one hundred thousand for that second month."
Jerry sat back down behind his desk, grabbed a yellow pad and made some notes. "Interesting." He leered. "So restating it per gradus, what you want, in essence, is a step-deal on a short clock for the same two hundred. I like that. We come off our stated front-end price, and you tighten up the timetable with two option bumps… that could fly. Of course, we're gonna need ten back-end points calculated from first-dollar gross, against a purchase price of two million, or ten percent of the budget, whichever is higher."
"No problem."
"And there are some boilerplate creative and approval issues. Nothing too onerous."
"Let's draw it up," Shane said.
"What was that name again?"
"Shane Scully."
"The Big Double S." Wireman smiled warmly. In seconds, Shane had gone from an extreme annoyance to the Big Double S. Showbiz. "I like the way you do business, guy," Wireman enthused. "Let's get this into memo form and you can write the agency the first check to hold the deal in place."
"Sounds good," Shane said.
Then everybody was smiling except for Nicky, who seemed to have turned into stone-hoc tempore.
An hour later Shane had written the check for one hundred thousand, draining the bank account Alexa had just set up. He learned that Michael Fallon was also a CAA client. In fact, Wireman informed them that it was Fallon who had arranged for Rajindi Singh's representation at the agency. Jerry Wireman agreed to arrange a breakfast meeting with Fallon for ten the next morning at the Polo Lounge. Then Shane and Nicky signed the deal memo.
An hour and a half after arriving at CAA, they were walking out of the air-conditioned lion's den, back into the late afternoon L. A. heat, heading toward Nicky's maroon Bentley.
"You have just made the shittiest script deal in the entire one-hundred-year history of moviemaking," Nicky groused. He was out of his trance, and angry.
"Filmmaking," Shane corrected. "And what the hell happened to you? I've seen lawn jockeys with more on their minds."
"Whatever. One month for a hundred grand, ten gross points against ten percent of the budget for a screenplay that was written by a drooling idiot? We should be put in Bellevue for this deal."
"Nicky, we're not gonna make the film. It's not ever going to get shot. Got that through your fuzzy head? The hundred grand just ties up the script for a month. After that, I've either got Valentine in jail, or it's over. This is a sting, not a film deal."
"This is farchadat, is what it is-crazy. When this gets out, my reputation is in the shitter."
They got into the Bentley and Nicky put it in gear. He looked tiny, peeking over the wheel of the mammoth car. But Shane had to admit he loved the smell of the English leather interior, and made a resolution that, whenever possible from this point forward, he would ride with Nicky.
Then they headed across town to pick up Shane's car at the studio, before going on to the six o'clock A-list party for the New Jersey mobster at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Chapter 18
CHAMPAGNE DENNIS VALENTINE
Nicky steered Shane through the double doors onto the hotel patio, near a small grassy courtyard. Shafting late-afternoon sunlight cut through the landscaped date palms and splashed the small patio, painting it orange. Waiters in red coats served champagne in fluted glasses and hors d'oeuvres with caviar centers.
Everybody at the party looked as if they were just out of college. Shane guessed the average age to be around twenty-two. Across the patio, Dennis Valentine was working the meager crowd. He seemed angry; his jaw kept clenching.
Shane stood with Nicky, off toward the back of the party near the patio door, observing the New Jersey mobster. He was about Shane's age and had a shock of curly black hair that hung down loosely on his forehead, a bad-boy haircut that Shane was sure Valentine thought the girls adored. He was dressed in a beautiful dove-gray suit, open at the collar. There were plenty of glittering accessories twinkling at his cuffs and on his fingers. He wore gold chains instead of a tie, and his teeth lined up like polished rows of tombstones. He had full, sensuous lips… the guy was a fox… at least a nine.
"Good-looking," Shane observed.
Nicky scowled. "He gets more ass than a redneck at a family reunion. Be sure and try the champagne. It's Taittinger."
"Who are these people?"
"Players… heavy hitters."
"Do any of them have their driver's licenses yet?"
"It's a young business, bubee. You hit thirty, you're as good as dead at the studios. We make films for preteen puberty cases. That's your audience today, everybody else is just theater-seat garbage. That teen audience skew gives younger executives positions of power."
After ten minutes, Dennis Valentine was closing in on them. He saw Nicky and a scowl cut deep lines in his handsome tanned face. He excused himself from the group he was talking to and came over.
"What the fuck happened?" he said to Nicky without preamble.
"Whatta you talking about?" Nicky turned pale. Shane thought he might have even flinched when Valentine spoke.
"These people are a buncha secretaries and assistants. Where're the players? It's like every heavy hitter we invited gave their fucking invitation to some flunky."
"They wouldn't do that," Nicky hedged.
"That one over there." He pointed to a pretty dark-haired girl
with curly hair and jutting breasts. "She's a Xerox operator at the William Morris office. She copies scripts to go out to actors. Her boss gave her his invite."
"Oh, well, I'm sure-"
"And that guy with the eyebrow pierce. He's some agency guy's driver."
"Look, Dennis, one of the things you're gonna come to learn is that in the biz, these younger assistant-type people will shortly end up in positions of extreme power, and it never hurts to cultivate relationships with up-and-coming-"
"This fucking party is costing me a fortune!" Valentine interrupted. "I didn't throw it so I could get to know a buncha elevator operators and parking lot attendants."
"Yes… yes… well, let me get into this, Dennis."
"I'm gonna beat the cost a this bash outta you, a dollar at a time," Valentine fumed.
Nicky Marcella had turned the exact same shade of white as the lace cloth decorating the silver hors d'oeuvre tray that was just being thrust in front of them.
Dennis Valentine turned and looked at Shane. "Jesus. How'd you get in? You already grew up."
"Dennis, this is my new partner at Cine-Roma, Shane Scully." Nicky was trembling as Shane stuck out his hand.
"I don't shake hands. Germs. It's a thing with me," Dennis said.
"Right. How ya doing?" Shane asked.
"Not so hot."
"I can see."
"Well, gotta go," Shane said to Nicky. "I'm meeting Mike Fallon tomorrow at the Polo Lounge for breakfast. Ten o'clock. Why don't you join us?"
"Okay," the little grifter agreed. Then Shane started to shake hands again with Dennis Valentine but caught himself, pulled back and smiled.
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