by Clive Barker
* * *
Outside, Skates whistled and did the hoot-owl a few more times. As they retraced their steps back to the teacup ride, he dragged the metal bar on the path behind him, a dragon’s claw scraping at the blacktop. Craig held the flashlight, which began to dim; he flicked the power off now and then, to conserve the battery. Slivers of moonlight through the trees made it easy enough to see, as long as they stayed on the path.
“How about this,” Skates said. “We get back there, pry the cup off him, and it’s like one of those ghost stories where at the end the guy’s hair has turned white from fear. Imagine Eddie with white hair. And he’s lost his voice from being so scared, that’s why he doesn’t answer. He’ll never talk again.”
“We should be so lucky.”
“Could be, you know, some serial killer followed us into the park. Waited for us to split up, like dumb kids do in horror movies. He’d go after the weaker kid first, the one who’s alone and can’t get away.”
“And we’d be next.”
“Sure. We’re probably walking into a trap.” Skates practically had to shout to be heard over the scrape of the metal bar. Now he lifted the bar and switched to a whisper: “We get there, and it’s totally silent. The cup’s been lifted and you point the light inside and nobody’s there. But there’s all these splashes of fresh blood.”
“You’re enjoying this a little too much.”
“Or try this: We get there, and that dumb cup’s still upside down, and Eddie’s still sulking and saying nothing, and we creep closer and we hear…chewing. Teeth tearing at flesh, chomping on bone.”
“Okay, you’re really starting to spook me a bit.” He wasn’t really, but Craig figured that was the only way to get him to stop.
“One more. We get there, and Eddie does talk, says something like, ‘Give me a hand.’ The voice is a little hoarse, though, and I think maybe he’s been crying like a baby, so I reach in through the opening. A hand closes over mine, and… it’s not Eddie. It’s not even human.”
The punchline to his story echoed in the forest; the flashlight was off, the moon had gone behind a cloud, the trees were thicker overhead. “Good one,” Craig said, not intending a compliment. His friend laughed, like someone who had lost his mind.
Ridiculous. Skates was joking around. Eddie was angry, but he was fine. After all, this was the Storybook Forest. Nothing terrible ever happened here.
Clouds drifted away from the moon. In the distance, the facade of a castle appeared through the trees, a sign they’d nearly reached the site of the teacup ride. One of the turrets was split down the side—painted Plexiglas instead of stone. Branches hatched thick shadows across the castle’s decayed surface. From this angle, it really did look haunted.
They hurried up the path, hoping to rescue whatever was left of their friend.
Simple
Al Sarrantonio
Two boys.
Two girls.
Dusk.
Halloween.
* * *
The rising moon hung sharp-edged and near-full behind a gauzy blanket of clouds. Sidewalks rose and sank, up one gentle hill, down another, their cracks sprouting brown, dry grass. The wind, picking up winter-to-come’s chill, rattled the trees, making them shed—brown red yellow leaves which nestled against the gutters and rustled like there were living things beneath.
Two girls.
Two boys.
The town of Orangefield.
* * *
“I say he don’t exist!” insisted Excalibur, whose real name was Jim Gates. “I say it’s all hooey!” A night spent as an actual sword, made of stiff cardboard wrapped in aluminum foil with a face cut out the center had made him cranky and bold.
“Hell,” said his male companion, Gil, dressed like a simple cowboy, his brimming candy bag weighing him down, “you weren’t even born here! You just moved in! What do you know?” He frowned. “And your Great Uncle Riley was one of his victims!” The weight of the treasure bag finally became too much for him, and he put it down with an “Oooof!”
The girls, twins named Marcey and Carsey, remained silent, wide-eyed. Their own bags were on the ground already—it had been a profitable evening.
“I gotta be home—” Carsey said, as the silence lengthened, but Marcey gave her a dirty look, twitching her cat girl whiskers.
“No we don’t,” Marcey countered, her whiskers twitching again, one side of them falling off.
“Hey, we’re all ten years old, right?” Gil said, trying to stand tall, though he was the shortest of them, even with his cowboy hat on.
Jim narrowed his eyes. “What did you have in mind?”
Gil looked at the ground, but Marcey said, almost a shout, “Let’s go find ’im!”
Carsey’s eyes grew real wide, and she looked like she wanted to cry.
Then Gil looked up, and suddenly he smiled, and the rest smiled too, even Carsey, in a sad way.
And Excalibur, for a brief moment, shined with an almost blinding light as the Moon broke through the clouds and looked coldly down at the four of them.
* * *
They hid their candy in Ranier Park, between two big rocks with another across the top that made a cave. Gil swore it would be safe there, and when Jim protested he said, “You’re new here. Trust me.”
Jim looked back longingly at the small dark cave mouth as they walked away, but once again Gil repeated, “Trust me.”
Ten minutes later found them in the empty pumpkin patches of Schwartz’s farm. The ground was rutted, filled with rows of twisting dead pumpkin vines, already waiting for the winter to freeze them stiff and turn the furrows to brown icy ditches.
But here at the end of October the ground was still soft, the vines in the moonlight looked like twisting fingers.
“This is creepy,” Carsey said.
“This is where they first saw the Pumpkin Boy,” Gil countered. “It’s supposed to be creepy.”
“We’re not looking for the Pumpkin Boy,” Marcey remarked.
“I don’t believe that one, either,” Jim said, his jaw hurting from bumping against the lower cardboard cutout of his huge mask.
Finally he made them stop while he yanked the top of the costume off, shredding aluminum foil and hitting the bottom of his jaw again as he pulled the massive mask off.
“Ow!”
“I’d say ‘ow’ too if I had a face like that,” Gil said, laughing.
“I meant to tell you earlier how dumb your cowboy outfit was,” Jim said, recovering.
The two girls laughed, a simultaneous giggle, half an octave apart.
Jim threw down the ruined sword, which settled into a furrow, in a nest of vines and they walked on.
* * *
“And that’s the valley where the Pumpkin Boy snatched little Jody Wendt,” Gil announced, as they stood on the top of a steep slope which led down to a patch of woods near a thin, bubbling creek.
“Now that one I know was hooey,” Jim snapped. “That Pumpkin Boy thing was just a machine some loony made.”
Down below, in the middle of the thin spot of woods, something glowed, silver and orange.
“You don’t think…” Marcey said.
“They say you can still see him, some Halloweens,” Gil answered, his voice suddenly soft.
“Good thing we’re not going that way,” Jim said, trying to sound tough, but he too was rooted to the spot as something peeked out of the woods and then was gone.
“I thought I saw…” Carsey squeaked.
“A pumpkin head?” Gil said, and there was no mockery in his voice.
Carsey nodded, but then there was a hoot and a laugh from down below and three older children emerged from the woods, two wearing realistic animal masks, fox and hound, and the other with a pumpkin head, which he removed, laughing again.
“So much for the Pumpkin Boy!” Jim hooted.
Gil reminded him: “But that’s not who we’re looking for.”
Carsey looked back as they left
, and something else, more ethereal, glowed in the woods down below.
* * *
They followed the line of the slope, until it gradually disappeared underfoot, leading them down gently to the level of the valley. Ahead of them was a deeper wood, darker, thick with trees. There were stout elms and stately oaks, and the forest floor was covered with fallen acorns.
The moon had climbed above the thin clouds.
The wind was sharper, colder.
“When did we have to be home?” Marcey asked, suddenly hopeful. “What time is it? I think we should go now.”
“You were the one said we didn’t have to be home,” Carsey replied.
“You sure we hid that candy where the big kids won’t find it?” Jim said.
“The candy’s fine,” Gil snapped. “And no one’s going home yet.”
Carsey looked like she wanted to cry.
“I don’t want to do this,” she said.
Gil shot her a look, and Marcey hissed, “Be quiet.”
Carsey began, “But–”
“Be quiet!”
Jim looked at the three of them. “What’s wrong with you guys?”
Gil smiled tightly. “Nothing.”
“Are we going in or not?”
The others stood still.
“Why don’t you go in first?” Gil offered. He gave a weak smile. “Since it’s all hooey.”
Jim shrugged. “Fine.”
He took a step forward into the woods.
* * *
The wind suddenly died, and it became very quiet. He could not see the path before him, only the darker edges of nearby trees.
There came a rustling in the dark ahead of him, swallowed by an almost palpable silence, and then nothing.
He turned around, expecting to find his new friends behind him, but they had stepped away from the woods.
“Marcey? Carsey? Gil?” he called.
“We’ve…decided to go home,” Gil said.
“You can’t go home,” Jim answered.
Gil’s smile was even weaker than his last one, and then he looked at the ground. “What are you going to do, threaten us with your sword?”
“Go home, then,” Jim said.
The three of them suddenly turned and ran.
“See you!” Gil called back, and it sounded like a choked sob.
Marcey and Carsey’s crying echoed and faded.
Jim turned back toward the woods, and something just inside the dark, something that looked like a gently flapping cape topped with a white oval of a face cut by a thin red slash of mouth, said, “Come in.”
* * *
Back in Ranier Park, at the mouth of the cave, four fat bags of trick-or-treat loot sat amidst three trick-or-treaters.
No one said anything until Gil, fumbling with the handles of his own bag, looked up from the fourth bag and said, “I don’t want any of it.”
“Me either,” echoed Carsey. “Maybe we can give it to charity or something.”
“Maybe there’s a hospital that could use it,” Marcey offered. “For the kids who couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year.”
“Maybe we could put it in a box and send it to India, to poor kids there.”
Gil shook his head. “I don’t think they have Halloween in India.”
“Maybe we could—” Marcey began, but her sister cut her off.
“He should have known better.”
The three of them nodded.
Gil added, “He should have especially known, being Riley Gate’s kin and all.”
Again all three of them nodded their heads.
Marcey said, “Too bad he was the new kid in school. I kind of liked him. Too bad it couldn’t have been Larry Jarvis. I can’t stand him.”
“Me neither,” Gil said. “But Larry Jarvis knows.”
“Of course he does,” Carsey said. “We all know. The only ones who don’t know are the new ones.”
Again there was a silence, this one longer.
“I wish it hadn’t been our turn,” Gil whispered, looking at the floor.
Marcey said, “Everybody gets a turn. That’s just the way it is. When you’re nine, or ten, or eleven, it gets to be your turn. You don’t have a choice.”
Carsey began to sniffle. “I liked him.”
“Me too.”
“And me too.”
“Too bad.”
The three of them nodded.
Gil sounded like he was talking to himself, justifying. “And that’s just the way we keep things…simple.”
“Simple,” Marcey parroted.
Carsey nodded, drying her sniffles.
“And you don’t mess with Samhain,” Gil added.
“No you don’t.”
“Everybody knows that.”
“It’s all he asks for. One a year. To keep things…simple.”
They all nodded.
The longest silence of the evening. Marcey sat staring at the extra bursting bag of candy.
“I suppose it wouldn’t hurt if we just took a little.”
She reached out, scooped some Double Bubble from the very apex of the bulging bag.
Carsey nodded, plucking a Mars bar whose end peeked above the upper level.
“It would be a shame to let it go to waste.”
“A sin, even,” Gil said, shoving his palm into the brimming horde and removing a handful, which he stuffed in a jacket pocket.
“After all, we don’t have a big box. And I don’t even know where India is.”
Soon the bag was empty.
Born Dead
Lisa Tuttle
Florida McAfee was about the last person I would have imagined getting pregnant by accident, or, to be honest, in any other way, for although she was beautiful—even when she was over sixty her tall, willowy figure, large lustrous eyes and high cheekbones attracted admiring looks—there was something noli me tangere about her, and while she had dated an impressive variety of men over the years, she hadn’t married or lived with any of them.
I assumed she preferred to live alone, that it had been a positive choice, rather than it being something that had just happened while she’d been so busy with her career. If she’d wanted a family, I reasoned, surely she could have managed that emotional juggling act with the same skill she’d brought to establishing an internationally famous clothing brand.
She was my heroine. Her example declared it was possible for a woman to become rich and powerful entirely by her own efforts, and without compromising her beliefs. I needed to believe she was single and childless by choice, not because her kind of success was incompatible with family life. Not every woman wanted children—I still wasn’t sure myself—and if marriage was really so wonderful, why did so many of them end in divorce?
I’d been working for her for seven years—not directly, but climbing the corporate ladder in a way that had attracted her notice, until I was the head of division, London-based in theory but actually spending most of my life in other parts of the world. It was fun, exciting, rewarding, exhausting, all those good things, and as much as I was enjoying myself, I knew it couldn’t last forever.
Crunch-time was coming, and I was going to have to make decisions that would affect the rest of my life.
By many standards I was successful—I made good money, I liked my job, what I did made a difference—but I was not yet where I wanted to be. If I was to make my youthful dreams come true I had to cut loose and start up my own business. It would be risky, and lots more hard work, but neither of those things scared me. I even had an idea that I knew I could turn into a marketable business plan, and the time seemed right to launch it.
But even as I was aware of the opportunities opening up in the business world, I saw the entrance to another world shrinking. I was well into my thirties, young and fit in terms of work, many productive years ahead of me, but the window to motherhood—maybe even to marriage—was narrowing by the day, and if I didn’t do something about it soon it would close, and I would end up by
myself. Maybe that suited Florida, but it gave me a chill to think of growing old alone. And it was looking more likely by the day: I might have been too busy to care, but the simple fact was that I hadn’t had so much as a date in nearly a year. More and more, the men I met through work were married—recently, happily, smugly, sporting their new, gold rings. Not that they were better, smarter, or luckier than me, but they had been quicker off the mark, realizing what they wanted, and going after it. It had taken me so long to notice that life’s dance-floor was almost filled with couples, and I was going to have to put some serious effort into finding a partner, if that’s what I really wanted.
The obvious thing to do, if I was serious about wanting to meet someone, was to go out more, to places where that might happen. Join a club, try something different, spend less time working…
Exactly the opposite, in fact, of what was required for my start-up. For that, I needed to concentrate on wooing investors, a different pool from potential husbands.
The thought of putting my business plans on hold made me even more uneasy. What if somebody else took my idea and ran with it? Things can change awfully fast, and if you drop out for a couple of years, nobody holds your place. You have to start all over again. And if I came back from my sabbatical a bride, people would wonder how soon I’d get pregnant, and how I’d manage to divide my attention between home and business. Of course it wasn’t fair, since a man getting married proved how solid and dependable and bankable he was, but there was no sense whining about that.
Florida always took a mentoring interest in her employees, especially the most ambitious, workaholic females. Her latest invitation to lunch arrived in the midst of my soul-searching, and while I didn’t want to let her know I might be leaving her employ, I had hopes that she’d provide the answer.
I’d made some vague remark about the difficulty of balancing outside work with child-care when she suddenly asked me if I’d ever been pregnant.
“No,” I said. “But I’m keeping my options open. I’m on the pill.”
“So was I.” She gave me a long, measuring look before going on. “I thought it was making me bloated. And when I stopped, and didn’t get a period, I thought it was just my body re-adjusting.” She looked down and toyed with her salad. “It never once occurred to me that I might be pregnant.”
