by R. E. Vance
I looked at the photo: twenty smiling faces, Ms. Reynolds standing in the middle. In the corner were a boy and a girl, their arms around one another as they smiled for the camera. Ms. Reynolds was right—Michael was basically a human chipmunk, and Susie’s hair was the envy of sirens.
Ms. Reynolds wiped away a tear as she stared at the photo in my hand. “In all my years as a childcare professional, I have never seen two siblings get on as well as those two. Wherever they are, I hope they’re together.”
I nodded and handed back the photo. “What can you tell me about their disappearance?”
“Just what I told the police.” She paused and looked at Penemue. “The mainland police,” she corrected herself. “They were picked up by the family’s pixie nanny and went home just like they do every day. When she went to wake them up from their nap, they were both missing.”
Ms. Reynolds plucked out three lilac petals in succession, downing them one after the other. Her hand shook nervously. “An investigation followed and, well, there’s just no trace of the kids. Nothing on the security cameras or the home monitors. It’s like they just vanished.”
“And the nanny. Was she arrested?”
“Initially, but she was let go the next day. Seems the parents eventually vouched for her. It was one thing to hold her without evidence. After all—she’s an Other. But it was another thing altogether to hold her when the parents of the kidnapped children insisted that she was innocent. Seems those busy parents were more liberal than I had previously given them credit for. Besides, if she had done it—and I just can’t imagine she did—she would have run. I mean, the police have no clue where the kids are … surely she would have disappeared with them.”
I nodded.
“I swear,” Ms. Reynolds continued, almost absentmindedly, “that tiny little pixie was the best thing that ever happened to those kids. For one thing, she took excellent care of them. Always bringing them here on time and picking them up. And the washing, bedtime routine, diapers … I have no idea how that four-inch-tall hummingbird of a lady did it, but she did. In the eighteen months she has been taking care of them, things have gotten …” She paused.
“Please, Ms. Reynolds,” Penemue said softly. “Any details will help.”
She nodded. “Yeah, sure. It’s just that Michael and Susie’s parents were the ambitious type. Coming home really late, waking up early. Not that I’m here to judge, but they were always too busy for the twins. Then along comes Mable.”
“The pixie nanny?” I asked.
“Yeah,” Ms. Reynolds nodded, “and within a couple weeks you’d swear those kids were different people. Well-behaved, kind, loving. Whatever that pixie did for them, it was good.”
“Why would they need a nanny if they were in day care?” Penemue asked.
“Half-days, and it is important for children to socialize with other children. Can’t do that if you are cooped up at home all day.”
“Indeed. Although being cooped up with the right kind of company can be socialization in its own right,” Penemue said with a secretive grin.
Ms. Reynolds gave Penemue a playful slap on the hand as she turned bright red. “You’re so bad!”
Penemue held up two fingers. “Twice fallen, ma’am. Twice.”
“Anyway,” I jumped in before Ms. Reynolds jumped Penemue. “Where is Mable now?”
“Mable …” Ms. Reynolds said, not taking her eyes off Penemue. Then she seemed to remember where she was and who she was talking to, because she shook her head and said in a hurried tone, “Oh, yes, Mable … she lives out by the Briar Hill Barn. In a birdhouse behind the gazebo.”
She started to write down the address when my phone rang. I looked at the screen. Astarte. “Sorry,” I said, answering it.
“Take your time.” Penemue shot Ms. Reynolds a sly look. “You were saying?”
“Behave,” I muttered to Penemue, and stepped out of the office to answer the phone. “Astarte, what’s up?”
“News, Jean-Luc. Lots of it.” The way the words came out of her, you’d think she was planning a carnal evening of sin and not reporting information about a kidnapping.
“Astarte,” I admonished. “Just get to it.”
“Oh, Jean-Luc—you are such a bore.” Without further sexiness, she told me all that her informant had uncovered, ending with, “Has my informant done well?”
“Oh, yes,” I said, smiling.
“Very well. I shall reward it appropriately.”
“ ‘It’?” I asked, knowing full well what an appropriate reward was in Astarte’s world.
“Yes—my informant is a naiad. Few know this, but naiads are neither female nor male—they are both. But what it lacks in gender conformity, it makes up with—”
“Thank you, Astarte,” I cut her off. “Do give it my regards.” I hung up the phone.
Whatever it was, it deserved all the rewards in the world.
“Good call?” Penemue asked when I stepped back inside.
“Very good call,” I said, still smiling. “Thank you for your time, Ms. Reynolds. If you think of anything else, please don’t hesitate to contact us.” I handed the caretaker a piece of paper with my number on it. “And as for Mable—do you have a number for her, as well?”
Ms. Reynolds folded the paper and put it in her lapel pocket. Then, shaking her head, she said, “No … it’s not as if they make pixie-size telephones. But I’m quite confident she’ll be home.”
“Oh? And why’s that?”
“When they arrested Mable, the police were quite rough with her. She’s pretty banged up. I can’t imagine she will be doing anything but resting.”
“Oh …” I sighed. “GoneGodDammit.”
Chapter 3
Ever Been Punched By a Pixie?
As we left Ms. Reynolds’ office, parents were showing up to pick up their little ones. I looked at my Mickey Mouse watch: three o’clock. I guessed that was what constituted a “full day” when you were still potty training.
Chaos ensued as little boys and girls fumbled to put on their jackets and mulled about in search for matching shoes. There was some pushing and shoving, some misplaced bags and lunch pails, but all in all the chaos cleared up pretty quickly. The world was made right again as soon as each kid was holding onto their mom or dad’s hand.
I heard giggling or complaining or the telling of some nonsensical story about their day as the children were escorted home. In that one moment, all the kids of the Next Bees Nursery shared the common experience of being happy. They were happy to be with their parents. Happy to be going home where their toys and bed and the comfort of being somewhere familiar waited for them. What a thought …
I never knew my dad. As far I knew, he was some wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am who left and didn’t even know that he’d knocked up my mom. And as for my mom? She died giving me life. Bled out because of some undiagnosed, severe form of pre-eclampsia called HELLP syndrome. I got to spend exactly two days with her before she left this world.
PopPop—my grandfather, and the man who raised me—told me that her last words as the endless night took her from me were: “My life for his … fair deal. More than fair.” He told me she smiled as she exhaled one last time, rigor mortis pausing her look of contentment for all time. After all, she got to hold her child … if only for a little while.
That was the last time she saw me. I, on the other hand, was a little kid, inchoate and barely conscious. In a very real way I never got to meet my mom at all.
As I saw those kids walk away, hand-in-hand with their moms and dads, three things ran through my mind that made my soul burn with rage. The first was what I would give to be with my mom, if only for a minute. The second was that there were children out there who were crying for their moms right now—and I would do whatever it took to get them home.
As for the last thought, my mind went back to what Conner said to me in the desert: “Sometimes bad men do good things, and good men do bad things. Which one will you be?”<
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Which one was I? I honestly wasn’t sure. But it didn’t matter. Whether I was good or bad, one thing was for damn sure: everyone who played a role in those kids’ disappearance was going to die. I’d make sure of it.
“Daddy,” Sinbad said, running over to Penemue and wrapping her arms around the angel’s legs. She looked up at the massive creature and tried winking, but it just looked like exaggerated blinking.
Many of the parents were staring at him. They were already uneasy to have an angel walking amongst them, but an angel with a kid? One mom tilted her head to another and said softly, “Daddy?”
“I think you mean him, don’t you?” Penemue said, pushing her over to me. He glanced around apologetically. “The kid is playing around. She does so because Uncle Penemue here spoils her, while this fellow,” he cocked a thumb my direction, “gets to do all the responsible parenting.”
“I see,” Ms. Reynolds said with a knowing smile. “Police partners can get pretty close. And with Mom out of the picture …” She gave us a big approving smile, like she wanted us to know that she accepted our “alternative lifestyle.”
“Sadly, no,” Penemue said. “We are but friends. He is in a relationship with his past. But I, on the other hand, am free as the proverbial bird. Perhaps I could come back some time and we could—”
“Inappropriate conduct,” I said.
“Nonsense,” Penemue said. “Inappropriate conduct comes after dinner.”
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As soon as we were outside, I pointed toward the address Ms. Reynolds gave us.
“You’re in a hurry,” Penemue said.
“I am,” I said. “Seems a certain little pixie has been a bad, bad girl.”
“Will she get time-out?” Sinbad asked.
Hellelujah!
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We arrived at the pixie-nanny’s address just as the sun was setting. Except that it wasn’t an address at all, but a series of complicated instructions that started with Go to the park and ended with Find the giant oak tree near the gazebo.
After walking around the park—a park that was bigger than Paradise Lot’s entire downtown—we eventually found the spot Ms. Reynolds had been referring to. And there, hanging off one of the giant oak’s lower branches, swayed one of the most elaborate doll houses I’d ever seen. It looked like an old Victorian mansion, complete with a thatched roof, two sets of balconies that wrapped around its two storeys and an attic big enough for a couple tomcats to take a nap.
Little lights shined through one of the house’s windows. I noticed that an electric cable came out of the chimney, interlaced through the chain and crawled up the tree all the way to the top, where several solar panels rested. Talk about “off the grid.”
I peered through the lit window and saw what looked like Barbie laying on an appropriately sized leather couch. She was reading on a Kindle that lay on its side.
Pulling back, I knocked on the front door, which constituted flicking the wooden panel with my pinkie finger. I heard a groan and a few moments of rustling from inside, and then the door opened.
“Yes?” said a clearly exhausted pixie.
Standing, she was barely five inches high, with very pretty eyes, high cheekbones and pointy ears. She looked like a female Vulcan doll. Her hair was short, styled in that chic, spikey look that oozed confidence and somehow conveyed the message of “I’m beautiful, serious and fun—if, that is, you can handle me.” She wore jeans and a T-shirt, which I recognized as Barbie accessories because I’m a—ahem—serious toy collector. All in all, she looked like a woman ready to take this world by storm. A woman smaller than a rolling pin, granted, but hey—so many amazing things come in small, pixie-size packages. Don’t judge a book by its cover and all that.
Everything about her would have told me she was one very capable pixie, except for one thing: she was badly beat up. Her arm was in a sling, and I could see large horizontal bruises up and down her exposed skin. I was fairly certain I knew what could make bruises like that: rubber bands. Hold a pixie’s arm down and stretch a rubber band over her arm, pinning it at both ends so that the band was taut, pull it up and let it go. Snap, it slashes across her arm, creating welts that, if done to a human, you’d need a crow bar to replicate.
Ms. Reynolds said that the cops didn’t exercise restraint when interviewing the pixie. But this kind of technique goes beyond getting carried away during interrogation. It was torture—plain and simple.
“Mable?” I asked.
She nodded, scanning with wide eyes from my face to Penemue’s to Sinbad’s. She was clearly terrified that we were here to administer round two.
“Would you mind joining us at the gazebo? We have some questions about Michael and Susie.” I showed her my badge.
Mable gulped. “Let me turn off my Kindle,” she said, and closed the door.
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Mable jumped down from her bird house and made her way to the gazebo faster than the rest of us could. Putting things into scale, that little feat was the equivalent of me jumping off a five-storey building and running a 5K … uphill. She did it with one hand in a sling and without losing breath.
These creatures are amazing, and should be respected and held in awe, not tortured, I thought with a heavy sigh. But then I remembered why we were here and the little piece of information that Astarte’s informant had told her, and my skin went cold.
A park bench sat in the middle of the gazebo. Sinbad and I sat, but Penemue, his frame far too large to fit comfortably on it, opted to stand. Mable, on the other hand, crawled up the table’s leg and sat cross-legged at the center of the table.
“So,” I started. “Let me start off by saying that what those policemen did to you … I do not approve and I will never resort to such tactics. I just want to be clear about that from the outset.”
Mable looked at her bruises and breathed a sigh of relief.
“But I won’t tolerate lies, either.” I pointed to Penemue. “Do you know who he is?”
The pixie looked up at the twice-fallen angel and shook her head.
“His name is Penemue, and he is the angel responsible for giving humanity the written word, among other things.”
“Oh …” she said, clarity filling her eyes. “Just like Prometheus, Mātariśvan … Grandmother Spider.”
I gave Mable a blank look.
“He is the angel who gave humans the forbidden knowledge of the written word. He is a traitor to his God and a Champion for humans … But he’s not the only one who defied the gods to help humans. Every pantheon has at least one.” Mable nodded at Penemue with respect.
“I started it,” said Penemue. “The rest are cheap copycats.”
“OK, fine. Traitor, Champion,” I echoed. “Do you know what his thing is?”
Mable shook her head.
“He always knows when you’re lying.” I threw as much gravitas into the statement as I could, trying to let the full weight of the implication hang over her.
It would have worked, too, had it not been for Sinbad, whose eyes widened as she stared at Penemue with new-found respect. “Like Santa Claus,” she murmured.
Mable burst out laughing. “Or a lie detector,” she said, and pretty soon both of them were giggling away.
I slammed my hand on the table, causing Mable to fly up two inches in the air. Not my intention at all—thankfully Mable wasn’t hurt. Sinbad gave me a shocked look, but at least they had both stopped laughing. “This is serious,” I said. “Very serious.” I gave Sinbad my best Stop-talking look, to which the little pirate put her head down on the table and pouted.
“OK,” I said. “Michael and Susie. What happened?”
“I already told the police. I took them home from the nursery and put them to bed. Then I went about making their lunch. When I went to wake them up, they were gone.”
“Just like that?”
“Just like that,” Mable confirmed.
“And you didn’t hear or see anything?”
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I looked at Penemue, who nodded.
“So they just disappeared?”
“Yes.”
I fixed Mable with a no-nonsense stare and said, “They weren’t taken to … oh, I don’t know … produce more tears to sell on the black market?”
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When Astarte called, she said one thing to me: a pixie from the mainland was selling tears on the black market. Tears, especially children’s, were once-upon-a-time a powerful ingredient in many spells, incantations and wards. With the gods gone, such things were less and less common, since many Others were unwilling to burn time to actually make the magic work.
But there were enough Others who held onto the tradition of those enchantments, finding comfort not in the effects of the magic, but simply by having them there. Think of it like hanging a mezuzah on the doorpost or putting cookies out for Santa. Traditions. Comfort. Most Others created tears by mixing the right amount of salt and minerals into distilled water. But many Others were purists, willing to pay a premium for the real thing.
St. John’s wort for health, acacia for protection, sarsaparilla root for sexual vitality … these were just a few of the things you could get in Paradise Lot’s apothecaries. But on the black market, you got the harder-to-come-by ingredients: Dracaena draco for psychic protection, Kotochul eggs for empathy spells and—the rarest item—children’s tears, used for a number of potions both good and bad.
And Mable was one of the leading suppliers.
But when I confronted Mable about the tears, she didn’t give me a look of guilt, but one of confusion. “Tears? Yes, I collect their tears when they cry … but I don’t make them cry. I would never do that. Never!”
“Maybe,” I said. “But then again, maybe you saw how lucrative tears were and you decided to up production. Michael, Susie … a few others, too. A lot of money to be made.”
