'I learnt that in this place in this kind of weather, the bastard who took that first lass didn't stop, mebbe couldn't stop, till he'd taken two more and had a go at taking another. That's why I brought you up here, to try to get it into your noddle. Some things you can't learn out of books. But take the Dendale file home with you for homework anyway. I'll test you on it tomorrow.'
'Will I be kept in if I fail?' asked Pascoe.
'With this one, I think we'll all be kept in long after the bell goes,' said Dalziel. 'Now let's be getting back down while it's still light enough to see how far we've got to fall.'
He strode ahead down the Corpse Road.
Pascoe took a last look across the dale. The setting sun filled the fold bowl between the two tops of Beulah Height with a pool of gold. Last stop afore heaven. On a night like this you could believe it. 'Oy!'
'Coming,’ he called.
And he followed his great leader into the darkness.
DAY TWO
Nina and the Nix
Editor's Foreword
We came from water and if the Greenhouse theorists are right, to water we shall probably return.
It accounts for 72% of the earth's surface and 60% of a man's body.
In places under permanent threat of drought, like Arabia Deserta and Mid-Yorkshire, it brings riches to some and death to others.
And over the centuries man has peopled it with a whole range of elemental creatures, mermaids, undines, naiads, neriads, krakens, kelpies, and many more, all suited to the particular age and culture which spawned them.
Here in Mid-Yorkshire the most common hydromythic entity is the nix.
The nix stands midway between the English pixie and the Scandinavian nicor.
In some tales it figures as a sort of brownie, generally benevolent in its relation with humanity. In others it is much closer to its Norse cousin which emerges from its watery lair by night to devour human prey. The Grendel monsters in the Beowulf saga are a form of nicor.
The present tale I heard many years ago from the lips of old Tory Simkin of Dendale, now sadly taken from us, both man and valley. It troubles me to think how much of the past we have lost while modern technology preserves in electronic perpetuity the idiocies of our own age (of all that have ever been perhaps the most deserving of oblivion). I thank God there are a few superannuated fools like myself who think it worthwhile to record the old stories before they are lost forever.
If this be vanity or blasphemy, then behold a vain blasphemer from whom you may obtain further copies of this book and information about other publications of The Eendale Press at Enscombe, Eendale, Mid-Yorkshire.
EDWIN DIGWEED
Nina and the Nix
ONCE THERE WERE A NIX lived by a pool in a cave under a hill.
For food he et whatever swam in his pool or crawled in the mud around it.
Only friend he had were a bat that hung upside down high in the roof of his cave, though often when it spoke to him its little squeaky voice seemed to come from somewhere high in the roof of his own head.
If nix wanted to go out, he usually waited till night. But sometimes he'd hear voices of kiddies playing in village far below and he'd sneak out in the daytime and find a shady place in the hillside where he could watch them.
Best of all were when they played in the pond on the village green and splashed each other, and ran around shouting, their shining faces and white limbs all dripping with water.
The one he liked watching most were called Nina. Her hair was as blonde as his was black and her skin as smooth as his was scaly.
Came a summer when sun shone so warm and sky stayed so cloudless that not even thought of seeing Nina could 'tice nix out into that heat and that brightness. He sat tight in his dark dank cave waiting for weather to change. But it didn't change and after a week or so he noticed when he knelt to take a drink that the water in his pool were further away than it used to be.
Day followed dry day. Sun burnt so hot, nix could feel its stuffy heat even down here in his cave. And without a drop of rain to slip through the cracks in the hillside and fill up his pool, the level got lower and lower. Soon the creatures that lived in it, and them as lived in the muddy edge which was getting bigger and bigger and drier and drier, began to die. And soon the nix began to feel very hungry.
'You going to sit there moping till you fade away?' said bat.
'Don't see what else I can do,' said nix.
'You can find some food,' said bat.
'I've looked and I've looked and there's nowt left to feed me,' said nix.
'I weren't thinking of feeding thee,' said bat. 'I were thinking of feeding the pool.'
'Eh?' said nix.
'Have you not noticed? Yon pond in the village hasn't got much smaller. And you know why that is?'
'No,' said nix.
'It's because of them juicy young lasses always splashing about in it,' said bat. 'Get yourself one of them, and you'd soon see pool filling up again.'
So nix went up to the surface to take a look for himself. It were so bright and hot he could only stay up there for half a minute, but it were long enough to see that bat was right. The village pond were still full of water, and the little kids were still splashing around in it.
Back down he came to his cave and he said, 'So you're right, but it's not much help. How am I going to get one of them to come down here? They're all shut up in their homes at night, and if I go out during the day, I'll shrivel up and die.'
'Then she'll have to come to you,' said bat. 'Go out tonight and gather all the prettiest flowers you can find, and plant them all around the entrance to the cave. Then just sit and wait.'
So that night the nix stole out and went far and wide over hill and dale, uprooting all the flowers he could find, moon daisies and stepmothers, Aaron's rod and bedstraw, but no flopdocken, for that's a flower nixes and their kind cannot abide. And he planted them all around the mouth of his cave.
Next morning, Nina went for a walk up the hill afore the sun got too hot. She wanted to pick some flowers for her mam, but there weren't very many because the heat had dried up all the ground and baked it so hard that even the grass was brown. Then suddenly she spotted this hollow in the hillside so full of flowers it looked like a garden. She made haste to get there and started picking the brightest blooms when a voice said, 'What do you think you're up to, little girl? Do you always steal flowers from other folks's gardens?'
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' cried Nina. 'I didn't realize this was anybody's garden.'
'Well, you realize now,' said the voice.
She couldn't see who was speaking but the voice seemed to be coming out of this hole in the hillside. So she went to it and said timidly, 'I really am sorry. I'll put them down here, shall I?'
'Nay, now they're picked, you might as well keep them,' said the voice.
'That's right kind of you,' said Nina. 'But won't you come out into your garden where I can see you?'
'Nay, lass. I can't bear this heat,' said the voice. 'In fact, I were just making myself a jug of iced lemonade. Would you like to try a glass?'
Now Nina was very hot and thirsty indeed and she said eagerly, 'Yes please.'
'Right, I'll pour you one. Just step inside and help yourself.'
So she pushed past the flowers which fringed the entrance to the tunnel leading down to the cave and stepped inside.
Next moment she felt herself seized by her long blonde hair which she was wearing in two pigtails and before she could scream she was dragged right down into the bowels of the earth.
There she lay in the foul-smelling dark, sobbing her heart out.
Finally she ran out of tears and rubbed her eyes and sat up to take a look around.
Outside, sun were so bright, a little bit of light filtered down the entrance tunnel. By its dim glow she saw she were in a cave. The
ground were strewn with rocks and stuff. In the middle of the cave was a small, foul-smelling pool, and on its edge sat this thing.
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Its body was long and scaly, its fingers and toes were webbed with long curved nails, its face was gaunt and hollow, its nose hooked, its chin pointed and fringed with sharp spikes of beard, its eyes deep-set and staring, and its mouth twisted in a mockery of a smile showing sharp white teeth as it spoke.
'How do, Nina,' it said.
'How do, Nix,' she answered in a very low voice.
'You know who I am then?' said nix.
'Aye. My mam's told me about you,' said Nina.
What her mam had told her was never go up the fell on her lone else the wicked nix that lived beneath it might steal her.
Now she wished with all her might that she'd taken heed!
'Then it's nice of you to come visiting, Nina,' said nix.
'It's nice of you to have me,' said Nina politely like she'd been taught. 'But please, I'd like to go home now, it's nearly time for my dinner.'
'It's long past time for mine,' snapped nix. Then, smiling his terrible smile again, he went on, 'Tell you what, Nina. It's so hot, why don't you have a little swim afore you go?'
Nina looked at the dreadful pool and shook her head.
'No, thank you,' she said. 'My dad says I'm never to go swimming by myself, only when there's someone bigger around to take care of me.'
'Never fear,' said nix, standing up. 'I'm bigger and I'll take care of thee.'
He came round the pool towards her. At that moment a voice came drifting down the tunnel from far above.
'Nina! Nina!' it cried.
'It's Dad!' cried Nina. 'I'm coming. I'm coming.'
And she set off to run up the tunnel, but she'd only gone a little way when those terrible hands caught at her ankles and dragged her screaming back down.
Far above she could still hear her dad's voice, but now it was fading and soon it was far away, then she couldn't hear it at all.
She lay on the edge of the pool with the nix towering over her.
'Just wait till my dad gets a hold of you,' she sobbed. 'He'll pull your neck like a chicken's for the pot.'
'He'll have to catch me first,' laughed nix. 'Now let's go for this swim.'
Nina looked up at him and saw he were strong enough to make her do whatever he wanted her to do. No use fighting then. What was it her mam used to say? God made men strong but he made us clever. Why use fists when you can use your noddle? And her dad were always boasting she were bright as a button.
Well, now was time to see just how bright a button she really was.
'All right,' said Nina. 'But I'll need to tidy up first.'
She stood up and began brushing off her dress, which had got all dusty when the nix dragged her down the tunnel. Then she took the ribbons out of her pigtails and unplaited her hair and combed it with her fingers so that it tumbled over her shoulders like a fall of bright water.
And all the while nix watched her with eyes like hot coals.
'There,' said Nina. 'I'm ready. But you'll need to jump in with me to help me to swim.'
'Take care, Nix,' squeaked bat. 'They're sly as spiders, these lasses.'
But nix wasn't listening. His eyes and his thoughts were fixed entirely on Nina.
She took his hand in hers and made him stand alongside her on a big rock at the edge of the pool.
And she said, 'I'll count up to three and then we'll jump together. All right?'
'All right,' said nix.
'One,' said Nina.
'And two,' said Nina.
'And three,' said Nina.
And they jumped.
Only, as nix jumped forward into the pool, Nina let go his hand and jumped backwards on to the ground.
Then she turned and ran as fast as she'd ever run in her life up the tunnel.
It only took nix a second to realize her trick.
Then, screaming with rage and dripping foul-smelling mud and water, he dragged himself from the pool and set out after her.
Oh, she were fast, but he were faster.
She didn't dare waste time looking back, but she could hear him behind her, his sharp nails screeling against the rock like hard chalk on a shiny slate, his stinking breath panting like Bert the blacksmith's bellows.
Her long hair streamed behind her and she felt it touched by his outstretched hand. Faster then she ran, and faster, till she felt it no more. But still he was close and her strength was failing. Now she felt the hand again, this time close enough to get a hold of a tress.
She felt the grip tighten, she felt her hair being twisted to make the grip firmer, above her she could see the ring of bright light that marked the end of the tunnel.
But it was too late. He had her hair fast now. He was pulling her to a stop. It was too late.
She stretched out her arms to the light and screamed, 'Daddy! Daddy!'
And just as she gave up hope and knew she were about to be dragged back down to the depths, she felt her hands seized.
For a moment she was stretched taut as a rope in the tug-o'-war at the village sports. Then, just as in the tug-o'-war when it seems the two teams are so evenly matched they must hold each other there for ever, suddenly one side will find the strength for one last pull and the other will go sprawling helpless on the ground, so Nina felt the pull above increase, the pull behind slacken.
And next moment she was out on the hillside in the bright golden sunlight, lying on the grass at her father's feet.
Oh, how they hugged and kissed, and nothing was said to scold her or remind her she'd disobeyed.
When they were done hugging and kissing, her dad rolled a huge boulder across the entrance to the cave.
'There,' he said. 'That'll keep yon nix where he belongs. Now, let's be getting you home to your mam. Let's take her some flowers to brighten the house.'
So they set to, and picked moon daisies and stepmothers, Aaron's rod and bedstraw, and on their way home they found a bank covered with flopdocken, which the nixes hate, and them they picked also. And very soon after, when Nina's Mam went to the back of her cottage and looked anxiously up the hillside, her heart jumped with joy as she saw her man and her litde lass coming downhill towards her with their eyes bright as starshine, their voices raised in a merry catch, and their arms full of flowers.
TWO
Monday dawned, the sun rising into the inevitable blue sky with the radiant serenity of Alexander entering a conquered province.
Its soundless reveille against the leaded light of Corpse Cottage in Enscombe did not disturb the deep slumber of Edwin Digweed, antiquarian bookseller and founder of the Eendale Press, but not for nothing had Edgar Wield been nicknamed by a previous lover, Macumazahn, He Who Sleeps With His Eyes Open.
He answered the summons immediately, taking care to make as little noise as possible. Edwin was not at his best if woken too early, one of the many adjustment-necessitating discoveries made during their first year together.
Downstairs, Wield brewed his morning coffee (two spoons of instant and three of white sugar in boiling milk, not the cafetiere of freshly ground Colombian Edwin insisted on at all times of day) then went on his morning visit.
This took him via the churchyard into the grounds of Old Hall, home of the Guillemard family, by permission squires of Enscombe for nearly a thousand years. Falling on hard times, the family had been preserved by the acumen of its present commercial head, Gertrude (known, misleadingly, as Girlie), who had lured visitors to the estate by all manner of attractions, including a Children's Animal Park. Here, in pens or roaming free as their nature required, could be found calves, lambs, kids, piglets, fowl (domestic and game), dormice, harvest mice, field mice, and a rat called Guy. But it was not on any of these that Wield was making his morning call.
He made for a lofty oak which held the remains of a tree house in its fork and whistled gently.
Instantly a small figure appeared and dropped with scarcely more than a token touch to trunk or branch the thirty feet into his arms.
'Morning Monte,' said Wield. 'What fettle?'
; Monte was a monkey; a marmoset, the local vet had informed him when he'd taken the animal for a comprehensive check - a necessary precaution in view of its origins. For Monte was an escapee from a pharmaceutical research lab who'd taken refuge in Wield's car. The sergeant had smuggled it out, assuring himself this was a decision postponed, not a decision made.
It had been the first real test of his new refationship. Edwin Digweed, though fond enough of animals, made it clear that he had no intention of sharing his home with a free-roaming primate. 'A menage a trois may have its attractions,' he said. 'A menagerie a trois has none.'
There had been a moment, as Wield's unblinking eyes in that unreadable face regarded him calculatingly, that Digweed had recalled an anecdote told of John Huston. Required by his current mistress to choose between herself and a pet monkey of peculiarly disgusting habits, the film director had thought for thirty seconds, then said, 'The chimp stays.'
Digweed held his breath, suddenly fearful that his world might be about to dissolve beneath his feet.
But what Wield had said was, 'He's not going back there. He escaped.'
Hiding his relief, Digweed exclaimed, 'He ... it... is a monkey, not the Count of bloody Monte Cristo. All right, we can't send him .. . it .. . back to that place, but the proper place for him . . . it ... is a zoo.'
'Monte. That's what we'll call him,' said Wield. 'As for the zoo, I know just the spot.'
He'd taken Monte to see Girlie Guillemard. Much impressed by the little animal, and having established he was marginally less inclined to bite, scratch or otherwise assault ill-behaved children than herself, she'd offered him refuge in the Animal Park.
The move had worked surprisingly well. Wield visited every morning he could, bearing gifts of peanuts and fruit. There'd been an early crisis when duty had prevented his visit for nearly a week. Finally, Monte had gone looking for him at Corpse Cottage. Finding only Edwin there, asleep in bed, Monte had awoken him, presumably to make enquiries, by pushing up his eyelids.
'Naturally, my first thought was, I'm being raped by an ape,' said the bookseller. 'So I lay back and thought of Africa.'
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