by Lynda Renham
My heart leaps. I nod.
‘And I’d expect you to be at all my boxing matches.’
I nod again.
‘You know I’m crazy about you, don’t you?’ he grins, pulling me into his arms.
‘I’m crazy about you too,’ I say.
‘Want to come back to my house,’ he whispers.
Try stopping me. I see Sylvie and Felix at the corner. If they do anything to bugger this up I swear I won’t be held responsible.
‘Everything hunky-dory love?’ asks Felix.
Sam’s lips brush my neck.
‘Except you’ll never really know if it was a real murder will you?’
He’s joking, at least I hope he’s joking, but as his lips touch mine I realise I don’t care if he isn’t.
Epilogue
Felix: Just bumped into Angie, apparently Darren is moving in with her.
Sylvie: I hope they’ll be very happy together.
Felix: If they are I’ll eat my arse.
Sylvie: Seriously, he may have found his soulmate.
Roxie: Can you two stop talking about my ex. Jennifer Aniston never had to put up with this.
Felix: How was last night with Sam, love? I want details.
Roxie: Wonderful, and you’re not getting any.
Sylvie: Nigel’s invited me to go on location with him - can’t wait.
Roxie: That’s great Sylvie, I’m so happy for you.
Felix: Got to dash, meeting Mr Umm at Copacabana in 30 minutes.
Roxie: Have fun, x
Felix: Going, Going, Gone
If you enjoyed Fifty Shades of Roxie Brown you will love:
The Dog’s Bollocks
On arriving home after a friend’s posh wedding, launderette worker Harriet finds her life irrevocably changed as she discovers her flat ransacked and her boyfriend missing. In a matter of hours she is harassed by East End gangsters and upper crust aristocrats. Accepting an offer she can’t refuse, Harriet, against her better judgement becomes the fiancée of the wealthy Hamilton Lancaster, with dire consequences. What she had not bargained on was meeting Doctor Brice Edmunds.
The Dog’s Bollocks is one of Lynda Renham’s funniest novels. A cocktail of misunderstandings, three unlikely gangsters, a monkey and a demented cat make this novel a hysterical read. Follow Harriet’s adventure where every attempt to get out of trouble puts her deeper in it.
Also by Lynda Renham:
• It Had to Be You
• Coconuts and Wonderbras
• Rory’s Proposal
• Pink Wellies and Flat Caps
• Fudge berries and Frogs Knickers
• Croissants and Jam
Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two
Chapter Thirty-Three
Chapter Thirty-Four
Chapter Thirty-Five
Chapter Thirty-Six
Chapter Thirty-Seven
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Chapter Thirty-Nine
Chapter Forty
Chapter Forty-One
Chapter Forty-Two
Chapter Forty-Three
Chapter Forty-Four
Chapter Forty-Five
Chapter Forty-Six
Chapter Forty-Seven
Chapter Forty-Eight
Chapter Forty-Nine
Chapter Fifty
Chapter Fifty-One
Chapter Fifty-Two
Chapter Fifty-Three
Chapter Fifty-Four
Chapter Fifty-Five
Chapter Fifty-Six
Chapter Fifty-Seven
Chapter Fifty-Eight
Chapter Fifty-Nine
Chapter Sixty
