by Max Shulman
“We’re gonna have a house,” said Lodestone.
“Well, perhaps not right away, Lodestone,” I said.
“I been reading some more about all the keen stuff they’re gonna have in postwar houses. Like atomic milkmen who explode when they make too much noise and—”
“I’m sure that can’t be right, Lodestone.”
“—and bathtubs with leg irons so you can’t fall down in them and—”
“That’s all very nice, Lodestone, but you mustn’t get so worked up about these things. It might be quite a little while before we have a house.”
But Lodestone, unheeding, was continuing her recital of household wonders, and I decided it would be cruel to shatter her dream. She was such a sweet child, such a faithful comrade. Through all these late troubled years she had stood staunch and true, always available, always waiting here for me on the knoll. Here I had ever found her. However I came to the knoll—in shining hope or blackest despair—she had been waiting, come wind, come weather. Never had I seen the knoll without her.
Never, on the other hand, had I seen her anywhere but on the knoll.
“Lodestone,” I said, “tell me. Have you ever left this knoll?”
“What for?” said Lodestone.
About the Author
Max Shulman (1919–1988) was an American novelist, playwright, screenwriter, and short story writer best known as the author of Rally Round the Flag, Boys! (1957), The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (1951), and the popular television series of the same name. The son of Russian immigrants, Shulman was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, and attended the University of Minnesota, where he wrote a celebrated column for the campus newspaper and edited the humor magazine. His bestselling debut novel, Barefoot Boy with Cheek (1943), was followed by two books written while he served in the Army during World War II: The Feather Merchants (1944) and The Zebra Derby (1946). The Tender Trap (1954), a Broadway play co-written with Robert Paul Smith, was adapted into a movie starring Frank Sinatra and Debbie Reynolds. His acclaimed novel Rally Round the Flag, Boys! became a film starring Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. Shulman’s other books include Sleep till Noon (1950), a hilarious reinvention of the rags-to-riches tale; I Was a Teenage Dwarf (1959), which chronicles the further adventures of Dobie Gillis; Anyone Got a Match? (1964), a prescient satire of the tobacco, television, and food industries; and Potatoes Are Cheaper (1971), the tale of a romantic Jewish college student in depression-era St. Paul. His movies include The Affairs of Dobie Gillis (with Debbie Reynolds and Bob Fosse) and House Calls (with Walter Mathau and Glenda Jackson). One of America’s premier humorists, he greatly influenced the comedy of Woody Allen and Bob Newhart, among many others.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental
Copyright © 1944, 1945, 1946 by Max Shulman
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ISBN: 978-1-5040-2780-9
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