by Lace, Lolah
“Yes, right, I’m sorry.” Her voice trembled. “What time will you be home for dinner?” Tess was close to tears.
“When I walk through the front door, I will call you and let you know.”
Shit balls!!! I pretended to keep my face glued to the computer screen. Tess stood static for a minute or two. I thought she might faint. Uncle just glared at her like a tyrant. Tess bolted out the front door before I could get my eyes to follow her out.
The door seemed to take forever to close behind her. I treat girls on the regular but he talks to his wife like that. My pops would never talk to my moms like that. But my moms might stab him with a butcher knife. My pops knew better.
“Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, Damn you cold. You didn’t have to do her like that.”
“Shut the fuck up.” Uncle Mason ran his hands through his hair and then over his face.
“Why were you so mean to her? She don’t know you’re in here banging your caramel Frappuccino. You must be putting it down at home if Tess is here checking up on you.”
“I’m not putting shit to Tess.”
“Damn, you cold blooded.” I grinned. I was trying to school this old dude on the ways of a true pimp. He wasn’t having it. Uncle was pissed. “Uncle you got to keep all the ladies happy.”
“I couldn’t keep Tess happy with a lifetime supply of X.”
“It’s like that?”
“It’s like that. Tess, she’s like an extra cock. She gets in my way.”
“Well you only need one cock.”
“I’m not being mean to her. There are things you don’t know and it’s getting more and more difficult for me to look at her.”
“Divorce her.” I threw out a suggestion without thinking and regretted it right away.
Uncle chuckled. “You’re so young. I have real responsibilities. I have three kids with that woman. Things aren’t as simple as they seem. If you had kids you would understand but you don’t. You can’t understand.”
“I don’t have any kids and I don’t want any.”
“Good for you. But when you do, your love for your kids will make you deal with bullshit that you never thought you would deal with. It will make you lay next to a person you don’t love or even like. You would die for your kids. You would stick around just so your kids could feel normal, loved and cared for and not abandoned by you.”
That was deep. Uncle never shared anything like that with me before. We hung out but I always did all the talking. Uncle was really private, closed off and bossy. The fact that I was aware of him and Kari was a milestone in our relationship.
“RJ, thanks for the heads up.”
“Of course. Uncle, I got your back. La famiglia è la prima.” My Italian was pretty good thanks to my high school Italian language teacher Mrs. Mancuso.
“Yes, family is first.” Uncle forced a smile and shuffled pass me with his head down. He disappeared through the short hall that led to the backroom. I heard him knock on the backroom door.
“Kari, open up. It’s me.” I heard Uncle yell from the hall. Kari unlocked the door and I heard it open and close.
I was so glad I didn’t have to deal with any of this adult bullshit. I was cool with hanging with my crew and banging a few hotties.
I had a threesome to look forward to after work tonight. I just hope my moms stays out of my business. She’s always busting my balls. She’s always showing up at my door with outlandish requests. RJ, pick up my dry cleaning. RJ go pick your cousin up from the airport. RJ go walk the neighbor’s dog.
Just because I live in the apartment above the garage doesn’t mean she should knock on my door and ask me to go buy her ice-cream, go pick my bratty sister up from the movies, go the city hall and pay the friggin’ water bill. The list goes on and on. I should move off her property.
This sudden brush with almost being caught didn’t make Kari run from the hills. It was at least an hour before she emerged from the backroom. She was well put together. Sure I knew my uncle had her bent over and put six or seven rounds in her but there was no way anyone else could tell. Uncle walked Kari to the door and he gave me a show. He tongued her down right in front of me, just slobbed her up. Show off! Yeah I’m jealous. Uncle Mason has the biggest balls I ever seen. I could learn a thing or two from him.
CHAPTER 2
Work couldn’t end fast enough for me. I was going to give Selena and Teresa my big fat Italian sausage. I went straight to the carwash after work. I washed my Ford Mustang about three to four times a week. I use to hand wash it myself but my moms was always complaining about the water bill. So now I take it to the professionals. Sometimes I run into some thirsty cougars at the carwash so it’s all good.
Soon as I pulled into the driveway my phone vibrated. It was my friend Ronnie. He had texted me a few times after I left the job but I wasn’t trying to hang out with any dick tonight but my own.
I hadn’t been in my crash pad for forty full minutes when someone was knocking on my friggin’ door. Geez, can I scratch my balls first? I had a feeling that behind door number one was my pesky friend Ronnie. When I opened the door it was just as I suspected, runny nose Ronnie aka R.N.R. That was his nickname from second grade.
“Hey, hey RJ how’s it hanging?” Ronnie pushed his way through the door and made a beeline straight to my small kitchen and into my empty fridge.
I started hiding all my liquor from my free loading pals a few months ago. I don’t know why these cheap ass guido bastards think I’m a friggin’ bar and grill.
I had known Ronnie practically my whole life well since kindergarten. He was a scrawny kid with asthma and he grew up to be a scrawny man with asthma. Ronnie was the kid that didn’t fit in with the crew. Sure he was Italian but he was pale as a ghost. He was the only one in my crew that wasn’t muscular. He got girls but not with his body.
“What you getting into tonight?”
“Hashtag, Mexican pussy, at hashtag my apartment, hashtag you’re not invited, hashtag deuces.”
“You not coming out tonight?”
“No, I’m coming in some pussy tonight. You, Tommy and the rest of you dicks can drink and play Xbox all night and then masturbate until you go friggin’ blind. Hoes before bros, all day every day.”
“Fuck you.”
“No Ronnie someone should fuck you. Get a friggin’ life.”
“Hey what’s up with your sister?” Ronnie asked as he stuffed an Oreo cookie in his mouth. Now I got to hide the friggin’ cookies.
“What the fuck?”
“Dude everybody is saying she looks just like Sascha Grey.”
“I swear to fucking Christ if anybody says that shit to my face. Tell all those horny bastards to keep their perverted brains off my sister. Tell them to keep her name out their fucking mouths. I will kill any motherfucker that thinks about my little sister and my Uncle Mason will bury their bodies in cement at one of his construction sites.”
“Calm down.”
“You calm the fuck down. I’m tired of you douchebags saying my sister looks like a porno star. You tell Tommy, Paul and the rest of those clowns I will fuck their mother’s and post it on YouTube.”
“Damn it RJ, why you gotta always threaten to fuck somebodies moms?”
“Your moms is first. You know that I know that you know she wants me.”
“Shit you’re so gross. I don’t want to think about you fucking my moms.”
“Well shut the fuck up. Just let me know if I should bend her over and give her my tasty Italian beef.”
“Fuck you.”
“Yeah shut the fuck up.”
There wasn’t much to talk about but the same ole bullshit so I kicked Ronnie out on his scrawny little ass. I had a few hours before Selena and Teresa showed up. Selena was always late so I knew that eight really meant nine or ten.
She showed up around nine-thirty with her big boob friend. Selena was beautiful. You had to wash the ten tons of make-up off to s
ee it but she was a natural beauty. Her drawback was she wasn’t the brightest. She was the type of girl who gave up everything for a guy, sex, love and her money. She was needy for attention for reasons unknown to me.
Selena texted me when she was a few blocks from my place. I told her to block my car in the driveway. The first time she came over she blocked my moms car in and my moms flipped out. I left the door open so they could let themselves in. I peeked up the window when Selena pulled up. She parked behind my Mustang, I didn’t want my moms to have any reason to call me or knock on my door.
I had removed my tequila from its hiding place and I was ready to smash. After a brief reintroduction to Teresa I grabbed a few red plastic cups and dispensed the Jose Cuervo. We watched Ridiculous on MTV and we all got comfortable on top of my bed. I was wearing a plain white wife beater tee and boxers. The girls had stripped down to the underwear. After hanging for a while I turned the TV off and put on some music. It was a mix of AWOLNATION, Swedish House Mafia, Calvin Harris and Fall Out Boy. My boy runny nose Ronnie was an amateur deejay.
After the music started I went over to my open laptop and made sure the webcam was on. Last time I didn’t record the show but this time I was going to have a record of this encounter to play back at a later date.
After I got them juiced up I was ready to rock and roll. My cock was ready to rock. My cock was harder than the last time I had a threesome. I could blame it on the alcohol or it could be that this time both the girls were hot.
I had to go to the bathroom to rid myself of some of the liquor. When I returned to my bedroom Teresa and Selena were sitting on the edge of my bed in a passionate lip lock. Sexy, sexy, two girls kissing. I smiled and watched as Selena lovingly tongued down Teresa. Selena had her hands entangled in Teresa long silky straight hair. Teresa had a better body than Selena but Selena was hotter in the face. Both these girls were top of the line fine.
Watching them go at it was such a turn on but it was time for me to join the party, introduce my Italian beef to the buffet. I slowly moved toward the party. I was standing over them. I removed my sleeveless tee and the ladies parted to let me sit in the middle of their kiss fest.
Teresa stood and released her large tits from her white cotton bra. My cock jumped as soon as I saw her dark tan nipples. My hungry eyes followed Selena as she stood. She mimicked Teresa and removed her bra also. Selena crouched in front of me and bent to remove her panties exposing her ass. A nice ass that was only inches from my face. I reached out and grabbed her ass cheek with one hand. I stretched my palm out to grasps hold of one of Teresa’s big ass tits. I thought Selena was going to back her ass up on my cock but she turned around to face me instead. She went down to her knees as I roughly kneaded Teresa’s breasts.
Teresa sat next to me and I took the opportunity to ram my tongue down her throat. I grabbed the back of her head. I closed my eyes and sucked her tongue deep into my mouth. When my eyes opened Selena was watching us. Selena was in between my legs. She was in her favorite place. She started tugging at my boxer shorts. I scooted up so she could inch my boxers off. She slid them down my legs and gave my hard, heavy, huge cock his much needed breathing room. She pushed her entire face in my crotch and her long hair tickled the insides of my thighs.
I was still in a deep wet kiss with Teresa. I had both my hands on her tits, pinching her nipples with my fingers as she moaned in my mouth. My insides shook as I felt Selena take my cock in her warm mouth with one swift motion.
I closed my eyes as Selena sucked my cock and moaned all over my shaft. Teresa released me from our lip lock. She pushed my torso down to the bed. I was lying flat on my back with my legs off the side of the bed and my feet planted on the floor. Teresa straddled me. Her huge tits hung down and brushed the spruce hair on my chin. I grabbed one of her tits and pushed the entire thing into my mouth. I sucked all that I could. I kneaded her other tit with my hand.
I felt Selena’s hot wet mouth licking the head of my cock with determination. Selena’s hands were gripping and carefully massaging my balls. This is heaven on earth, right here in my bedroom, in my apartment.
Selena stopped sucking me off. She crept over Teresa’s shoulder and crawled into the bed. I popped Teresa’s tit out my mouth so I could scoot my entire body onto the bed. Selena had lost her panties but I never seen her take them off. Teresa stood and removed her panties. Selena straddled my cock and gently slid me inside her. She pushed all the way down and her tight pussy gripped my cock and made me bite my lip. Teresa straddled the space above my face. I had a direct view to Selena who had started riding my cock. If I looked up I had a direct view of Teresa’s pussy hovering over my face. I stuck my finger in my mouth to wet it. I wrapped my arms around Teresa’s thigh and stuck two fingers in her tight asshole. I planned on sticking my cock in her ass and I wanted to get it ready for my huge member. I looked up into Teresa’s pussy and she was dripping wet. I needed a little bit of her pussy juice in my mouth. I rammed my finger deeper in her ass and she sank down to my face. My tongue jetted out and licked at her pussy lips.
Selena was rolling her snug snatch all over my cock. She was trying to make me cum but I wanted this to last a while. I lapped at Teresa pussy lips as her creamy wetness seeped down my chin. I glided my fingers out Teresa’s ass and forcibly pushed her off my face. I lifted to sitting.
“Up.” I said to Selena and she slowly slid off my cock and sat on her knees beside me. “Teresa, hands and knees.” I was going to get in her ass. Teresa went into doggystyle. I looked over at Selena and without instruction she moved underneath Teresa. Selena spread her legs wide and Teresa went in on eating Selena’s hairy pussy. I watched over Teresa’s shoulder as she licked Selena’s pussy and sucked on her clit. My dick was hard as fuck. I was ready to ram it into Teresa’s ass but the sight of her munching on Selena’s pussy was one I could not turn away from.
This was the greatest show on earth. I was recording it. I was going to show my boys and make then douches have one more reason to envy me. Selena was bucking wildly against Teresa’s mouth. I reached under Teresa and grabbed one handful of her tits.
Teresa pushed back and my rigid cock poked into her ass cheek. I have to fuck her ass, right now. I straightened up on my knees and grabbed my cock in my hand. I took my other hand and opened Teresa’s ass. Her hole was tight but I was going to push myself in. I was going to slam my cock in her deep dark hole.
I spit into my hand and rubbed my saliva on the opening of her ass hole. I lubricated the opening and pushed my cock’s head into her ass. Inch by inch I eased my cock inside her and sunk deeper and deeper inside her cozy comfy ass. I shook off the sudden urge to pump and savored the feel. Teresa loosened up to accommodate my length and girth. This is what’s up. I slowly moved in and out. I looked down at my cock as it went in and out of her chocolate starfish. I flexed the muscles in my chest as I gripped her by the waist and pushed in deeper.
I could hear Selena moaning as Teresa continued to eat her pussy. I reeved up my speed and started pounding Teresa in her big ass. I slapped her on the ass and hurriedly smashed into her warm flesh. I hit her again and grabbed the skin of her ass and pulled her deep unto my cock as I pimp slapped her ass hard as fuck. I popped a few rounds of my jizz bullets in her ass until I was spent.
“FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” These were the only words I could articulate under these extreme sexual conditions. My cock needed to rest. It would take me ten to fifteen minutes to get hard again. I rolled over and laid on my back. I tried to catch my breath as I watched Selena eat Teresa’s pussy. It feels so good to be me.
Soon enough I was back in the mix. I fucked the shit out of both these girls. I worked them over until my cock said enough is enough. I fell out and went to sleep without even remembering shutting my eyes.
* * *
Knock! Knock! Knock! It had to be early in the morning. Who the hell was knocking on my friggin’ door? I was beat, hangover, sore and wore out. I had entertained tw
o girls at the same time and the Tequila had my head aching. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Who the hell is banging in my door? I know it’s my moms.
“RJ, open this door!” Shit! My little sister’s nasal voice came crashing through my front door like nails on a friggin’ chalkboard.
“Go away!” My voice was dry. My mouth tasted like Mexican pussy, spicy hot. I was butt naked face down on the bed.
“I’m coming in! Cover your ass!” Sonia yelled. How did she know I was naked?
I quickly reached behind me and tossed the sheet over my ass and legs. Sonia waited a few minutes before she tried the doorknob. I didn’t remember locking the door last night but I was white boy wasted so who knows if I did. It was unlocked, too bad for me.
In seconds Sonia was standing at the foot of my bed. With the tilt of my head and one opened eye, I peered up at her.
“You are gross.”
“What?”
“It smells like dick, pussy and ass in here.”
“How do you know what dick smells like?”
“I don’t.” She shrugged.
“You better not.” Jesus if any guy boned my little sister I would fucking kill him. I made Sonia sign a piece of paper a few years ago stating I would give her half of my college fund if she stayed a virgin until she was nineteen.
Grandma Rizza left me some money when she died. I think I was her favorite because I was the first grandkid.
Sure the contract with Sonia was a bullshit contract but I made her take it serious.
I didn’t go to college so I didn’t need the money. My mother wouldn’t let me have it until I was twenty-five. Moms thought I would one day change my mind and go to college. She can friggin’ forget about it.
Our college funds weren’t enough for an Ivy League college. Sonia is smart enough for those expensive schools. Sure she may get a scholarship but I know how much my sister loves academics. She wouldn’t be caught dead at a community college.
Uncle Mason is going to hook me up with a job for life as long as I stay out of trouble and off hardcore drugs.
