by CD Reiss
“—my belt, loop it once, and slap it across those sweet white cheeks until you’re pink as a rose and your face is covered with tears. I’ll stop when I can stick two fingers in your cunt and feel how sopping wet you are.”
I froze. It was undoubtedly him, from the floral metaphor, to the word cunt, to the dominant voice. Three women came in and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw me. The young woman with the phone in her hand had her hair done up like Audrey Hepburn, right down to the tiara. The second was tall and matronly with a sweater, flat shoes, and lines of disappointment permanently etched on her face. They both wore silver pins.
The third woman was Geraldine Stark.
The recording continued.
“Then I’ll fuck you until you beg me to let you come, which I may or may not let you do. That going to work for you? Didn’t think so.”
“Do it.”
The voice was shrill and desperate and definitely Jessica’s. That must be it. The voice memo from her stolen phone.
Audrey Hepburn fumbled with the phone, shutting it.
“I want to hear it,” I said. “From the beginning, if you don’t mind.”
She hesitated.
“I was telling them,” Geraldine said, “he’s really like this, and it’s hot. Don’t you think?” She raised an eyebrow. I didn’t answer but stared down Audrey Hepburn. She was a nervous kitten, breakable and easily bossed.
“Do it,” I said, my voice the exact opposite of Jessica’s whine.
She shrugged as if she wasn’t giving in as much as bored by the prospect of not continuing. “It’s only really good when he starts this.”
“I’ll undo your jeans. I’ll pull them down to the middle of your thighs so it’s hard to walk. You’ll be uncomfortable, and that will please me. Then I’ll get behind you, and I’ll grab a handful of your hair at the back of your head and bend you over that table. I’ll take off my belt, loop it once, and slap it across those sweet white cheeks until you’re pink as a rose and your face is covered with tears. I’ll stop when I can stick two fingers in your cunt and feel how sopping wet you are. Then I’ll fuck you until you beg me to let you come, which I may or may not let you do. That going to work for you? Didn’t think so.”
“Do it.”
“Jess, really.”
“Do it! Start with the hair. Or the pants. Whatever.”
“No.”
“Do it!”
Audrey cut it off. I knew what the joke was. The desperation. The pitch. An actress couldn’t have reproduced something so raw. I pressed my lips between my teeth. We all knew who it was, and as it turned out, we all thought the idea of her desperately begging for a spanking was hilariously funny.
Geraldine snickered first. Then Audrey. Matronly looked as if she ate a lemon, and the crinkles in her brow sent me over the edge into laughter. Then we all broke up. Between peals of hilarity, someone would shout do it! in a shrill, pleading whine, and we’d laugh again.
“Do you want to hear the rest?” Audrey asked.
“No, thanks,” I said. “I’ll have plenty of the real thing later. Without the do it!” I shrieked the last two words, and we laughed again.
I checked my face in the mirror, stood up straight, and arranged my lariat. “I’ll see you back in there.” I looked at each of them in the mirror. “Thanks for the entertainment.”
When I got back onto the patio, I stopped at the big wooden doors and turned around, stepping behind a partition. Despite the cool, collected person who had shown up in the bathroom, I was upset at hearing Jonathan promising sex to another woman. And I was upset that everyone knew. They wouldn’t see him as mine. They’d look at me and either feel sorry for poor cheated-on girl or assume I shared him with other women.
“Stop it, Monica,” I whispered to myself. “Stop caring.” I clenched my fists.
The three artists left the bathroom, giggling and commiserating. Matronly opened one of the big wooden doors, and they were gone. Were they laughing at me? Was Geraldine talking about her nights with Jonathan, taking bets on when he’d dump me?
My name is Monica. I sing like an angel and roar like a lion. I am the owner and ruler of my mind. I keep my own counsel. I decide how I feel. I answer to no one.
I didn’t realize my eyes were closed until I heard a sob and the scuffle of feet on carpet. Jessica ran out of the bathroom, crying. She stopped, and I ducked farther behind the partition. She fiddled with her phone, but she was upset and couldn’t seem to get it to do what she wanted. She tossed it in her bag and rooted around in the purse, pressing it to herself so she could dig in the bottom.
For the second time, I felt pity, but I was overwhelmed. I’d known exactly what I was doing in the bathroom. I knew she was behind a stall or a wall, yet I’d egged the girls on because I could. For what? To hurt her feelings? Wasn’t I better than that? I stepped out from behind the partition. “Jessica?”
She spun and saw me. “Get away from me.” She used her do it tone. I didn’t think she could even hear it.
“Are you ok?”
She ran, still clutching her open bag, heading for the stone steps. I went to the mezzanine railing and watched her go, feet shuffling. She lost her balance and the contents of her bag scattered. Papers and receipts fluttered down into the courtyard, lipsticks and pens clicked. A notebook opened like a butterfly three steps beneath her. She stopped and scooped up her things. Her sobs echoed off the granite walls, even as far away as she was.
“What happened to Eddie?” Jonathan stepped up behind me. “He was supposed to watch you.” I put my hand on his face. He was cold and damp.
Jessica looked up, and seeing us both looking down at her, she left half her bag’s contents and ran away them. She tripped, skidded, righted herself, and ran onto Wilshire without looking back.
“What happened?” he asked with short breaths.
“That recording.” I didn’t want to describe the bathroom scene. I didn’t care anymore. He looked like shit, and Mister Drazen never looked like shit. “Are you all right? Where were you?”
“Looking for someone.” He crunched his eyes shut.
“Who?”
“I haven’t been feeling...” He leaned on the railing. “My back hurts and...” His knees bent. I took him by the arms and looked in his green eyes. He wasn’t all right; he was panicking. No. That was wrong. I took out the handkerchief the man in the cashmere coat had given me and patted his face.
“You look like hell. You need to sit down.” The nearest bench was a mile away, or four steps.
He took the handkerchief. “Where did you get this?” His breath heaved as if it hurt him.
“Some guy. Tall guy, it’s fine.”
It dropped from his fingers, and I saw the black and blue embroidered letters: JDD. It all came to me. The voice, the way he had looked and walked. It had been Jonathan’s father. I was about to confirm that, but Jonathan put his head on my shoulder. I put my arms under his, and before long, I was holding him up.
“Jonathan!” I cried for help, the sounds shrieking and echoing off the granite walls.
He fell, sliding down my body. I bent over him, rolling him onto his back. I didn’t know what to do. His face told me he was in pain, his hands reached for me, clutching my arms, keeping me from moving. All I could do was shout his name.
Why was no one coming?
My phone. I had to get my phone.
I dumped the contents of my bag onto the floor, searching through the contents. I looked at him, the love of my life, finally found, finally recognized, finally embraced, with his eyes toward the sky in surrender. I turned back to my pile of crap and found my phone through a curtain of tears. “Okay, I’m calling someone. Please just...”
His eyes closed.
“No! You shit!” I screamed his name and slapped his face.
His eyes moved under the lids.
I slapped him again.
People came.
I hit him harder.
; I felt hands on me, clenching hard on the bruised parts of my arms.
I couldn’t slap him if they held me.
So I fought, and they pulled me away.
I didn’t remember anything after that.
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This ends Sequence Two
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sing.
Submission Series - Sequence Three
CD Reiss
Take my hand, my love.
On sinews of air we tread
Aught but distance our guide
With no tempo to our gait
No endpoint drawn
Neither plot nor plan
By the thorns of a compass rose
We bound toward the horizon
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MONICA
Dr. Thorensen had put up his Christmas lights on December first, two weeks ago, decorating his wood detailing and redwood fence with tiny multicolored dots. No fat inflatable snowmen. No Santas. No elves. Just classy little spots hanging around the edges of his property like a joyful fucking aura.
It was too early to ring Dr. Thorensen’s bell. He was a single guy in his mid-thirties, and it was Tuesday morning. He was probably at his office or the hospital. Maybe nuzzling one of the women I saw come around periodically. But I was losing my shit. I couldn’t wait another minute, and I’d noticed he kept odd hours. I saw him through the glass in a polo and jeans, carrying a coffee cup. When the door opened, he looked grave.
“Monica, am I blocking your driveway?” Then he looked at me. I must have been a sight. “Are you okay?”
“Not really.”
“What happened?”
I felt silly, as if I’d become a story he’d tell his friends. I’d become the annoying girl next door. He’d told me once that he didn’t put an MD license plate on his car because he wanted to avoid random advice-seekers and neighbors with a sniffle. I laughed with him over the story of the Montessori mother two doors down who wanted him to look at her son’s scraped knee. So I’d avoided ringing his bell for five long, lonely, friendless days.
But he was a cardiologist, and when Santa brought me a gift, I figured I shouldn’t try to cram it back up the chimney. One long sentence poured out. “I didn’t want to bother you—I mean, it’s not like he can’t afford the best doctors in the world—but I’m afraid to tell them what I think or that I’ll look crazy, so I was wondering if you had privileges at Sequoia Hospital?”
“I do.” I feared his next words would be something like, “Sorry, I’m not working right now. I deserve to be at home in peace as much as the next person, and the fact that I spent a quarter million dollars on school doesn’t make me public property.” But he stepped aside and said, “Come in.”
I’d never been inside his house. Though I’d always been curious about it, when I finally did see it, I barely noticed anything. I’d been blind to details for a week. My brain had somehow narrowed down to what it thought were the only important things: breathing, worrying about Jonathan, and desire to kill Jessica. But when I passed the living room, flashing lights caught my eye. Three huge flatscreen TVs were up with a leather chair set positioned to see all of them. I recognized the steampunk settings and those particular burnished brass and wood finishes from a party I’d attended before Jonathan. In another life.
“You play City of Dis?” I asked. The online multiplayer game was highly competitive, complex to a fault, and if a player had the brainpower to keep up with it, more addictive than crack.
“Yeah.” He seemed a little embarrassed. “Need to wind down sometimes, you know.”
“I know this guy who wears Depends when he plays so he doesn’t have to get up to go to the bathroom.”
“I’m potty trained, even in character. Coffee?”
I followed him to the marble and glass kitchen. “No, thanks. I’m more of a tea person.”
“So,” he refreshed his cup, “if it’s not the driveway, and you’re asking about Sequoia, must be a medical call?”
“I’m so sorry to bother you.”
“You’re fine. Sit.” He pulled out a tall chair by the marble kitchen bar.
I sat, feet wrapped around the legs, a coiled tension in my hips. “You did the place nice. It’s probably the best house on the block.”
“It’s an investment.” He put a pot of water on the stove. “Could have gotten something in Beverly Hills or Palisades for twice the price and half the aggravation, but where’s the fun in that?”
“It’s quieter and cleaner?”
“No potential, though. Nowhere to go but down. This neighborhood’s going to be Beverly Hills in ten years, and I get to live next to people like you. Interesting people. It’s all lawyers over there.” He glanced at me as if checking on me. “So what brings you?”
“You’re a cardiologist. I’m sorry, but—”
“Stop apologizing.”
“My...I guess you’d call him a boyfriend? He’s at Sequoia.”
“A patient, I assume.”
“They say he has a heart problem. That he damaged his valves when he was younger and he...” Was I betraying a confidence? People had been talking of his suicide attempt so often that it seemed like old news, but the talk had been within the confines of his family and doctors. Dr. Thorensen waited, leaning on the counter, his cup warming his hands. “He took too much Adderall once when he was a teenager.”
“This is Jonathan Drazen?”
I felt a tingle of shock, like an adrenaline rush. He knew, and he mentioned his name right there in the kitchen, as if Jonathan’s condition and how he came to be so sick was public knowledge.
He must have seen the confirmation on my face. He put down his cup and opened a chrome canister on the counter. It was full of teabags. “That explains the car.”
Was I just being sensitive? It sounded as though he thought I couldn’t possibly have bought a Jaguar without fucking someone. I didn’t have time to decide if I was mad because Dr. Thorensen continued as if he knew he’d implied something that could twist my knickers and wanted me to forget it.
“We have a weekly meeting on the high-risk cardiology patients,” he said. “Just to check diagnoses and make sure we’re on the same page about treatment. I’ve seen him.” He held up a hand as if to reassure me. “I’m not his doctor or anything. Dr. Emerson is with him. He’s highly qualified.”
“And you agreed a sixteen-year-old overdose gave him a heart attack? That makes no sense.”
“Adderall is basically legalized speed. Taking a fistful will damage your valves, and the slightest blockage will give you a heart attack. No question. It’s a miracle he made it this far.”
He handed me my cup. I didn’t want it but found my hands clasping it anyway. “Are you sure?” I asked. He raised an eyebrow but said nothing. “I don’t mean to question you. I’m sorry. I didn’t go to medical school. But before it happened, we were at a party, and he was gone a long time. I think...” I felt so stupid even saying it. I’d told Margie my theory, and she’d dismissed it. “I think he was poisoned.” I stared into my teacup.
“That’s a pretty broad accusation.” He said it softly and kindly, but under it all was a hint of condescension, as if what he really wanted to say was that I was crazy.
“He has enemies,” I said.
“Yes.”
“His ex-wife was mad at him.”
“Okay.”
“He was fine just before.”
“No, he wasn’t.”
“I was there, you weren’t. I’m sorry, but he was fine.”
He put his cup down, and I felt the weight of my intrusion. He was playing a video game at eight in the morning, getting a moment’s peace from a high pressure job, and I was dragging his work into his kitchen. And he didn’t believe me. I wanted him to believe me, even though I felt crazier and crazier.
He said, “There was nothing on his tox screen. I sat with his attending for two hours looking at EKGs. He had a massive coronary event. There’s a pretty
good chance he’d been having small heart attacks in the days previous. His valves are shot.” He stopped his sentence as if catching himself. He’d been talking about a man’s heart like it was a carburetor.
“I should go.”
“He has a very good prognosis.”
“Thanks for the tea.” I put it on the counter.
“Monica, listen—”
“Dr. Thorensen—”
“I’m Brad.”
“Brad, it’s been a rough five days. He’s got seven sisters and a mother and they...most of them...act like I’m no one to him. I’m on his list, so I’m told everything, but I’m surrounded by strangers. Seeing him like that, with the IV and the tubes and just waiting to get cut open… Everyone’s worried, and no one wants to listen.”
“I understand the desire to blame someone, but he wasn’t poisoned. I promise you,” he said.
There had been no evidence of poisoning, and Jessica had been in my sights, or in the bathroom, most of the time. I was looking for a ten-second interval where she could have...What? Fed him something? Slyly injected him? Did I think I was living in an Agatha Christie novel where conceptual artists moonlit as chemists?
“Yeah,” I said, “I guess.”
“Tell you what. Why don’t you play City of Dis with me for a little while? I’m in the eighth circle. I’ll build you a character from my profile. You won’t get an opportunity to play at that level anywhere else. All your problems go away.” He snapped his fingers. “Magic. Come on.”
“I can’t.”
“An hour.”
“I haven’t done laundry in two weeks, and I have to go to work.”
He put down his cup. “Rain check?”
“Yes, and thank you, Brad.” His short name sounded both overly familiar and coldly detached in my mouth.
“Any time.”
He walked me out, and I went home to wrestle the laundry. Maybe I’d hang out a Christmas light myself. I found a letter taped to my screen door. No envelope, just an open sheet.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION
The rest was legal bullshit, but I scanned the page for the handwritten parts. My address. Thirty days. Non-payment.
