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The Slots of Saturn
Copyright © 2014 by Dean Wesley Smith
First published in a different form in Smith’s Monthly #7, April, 2014
Published by WMG Publishing
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Chapter One
A SUPERHERO ARRIVES
I LOVE CASINOS. Always have.
I mean I truly love them, like some people enjoy sitting beside a calm mountain lake. Walking into a casino, it feels like I have stepped on an ocean beach on a warm evening with no wind, combined with the at-home feel of sitting by a fire, under a nice reading light, with a warm drink and a good book.
I admit, casinos are loud, with both machine and people noises, and are designed by experts to take a person’s money. Yet every time I step through the door into a casino, either in Vegas, Atlantic City, or in timbuck-six North Dakota, I know I am home, that I am safe, that I am in control of my surroundings.
As Poker Boy, when I am in a casino, I also have my superpowers. I have to be honest that I love that feeling as well.
My superpowers, which are needed by definition to be a superhero, are varied. I have still not explored them all. Sometimes even I am surprised at what I can do.
As I stepped through the side door of Binion’s Horseshoe Casino and Hotel in downtown Las Vegas, I walked right into the center of at least forty poker tables. I knew I had once again found my own little slice of heaven. I could feel the power flowing through me. My muscles, tense and tight from the long cab ride, relaxed as if rubbed by a Swedish hot-rub expert.
And trust me, Heidi, my Swedish hot-rub expert from two Vegas trips back, could relax the man of steel down into a pool of metal. Those fingers of hers were secret weapons and, I know for a fact and from wonderful memory, that she turned Poker Boy into Go Fish Man in two minutes.
I stopped and just took a deep breath of the smoke-tainted air of the old casino, filling my lungs with the poisons that killed others, but gave me strength.
Stopping just inside a casino front door was a habit of mine. Every time I went into a new casino, or an old one like the Horseshoe, I would just stop inside the door and look around, giving myself a few seconds to enjoy the feel. As Poker Boy, I get a lot of good feelings, especially when I have helped someone, but there are never enough of those good feelings in life, so I take my joys where I can get them. And stopping inside a casino door and just looking around was one of my joys in life.
Today, everything around me looked like a standard day in casino world.
On my right were some of the live poker games, on my left the overflow part of the tournament area, now with all the tables empty. The main desk for the hotel was beyond all the tables, and I had to get there by sort of following the yellow brick road of the pattern on the carpet, through the tables, down between the railings along the poker tables, and then through the ropes in the open area in front of the hotel desk.
Those ropes that guard the front desks of most hotels always made me feel like a cow being herded to the guy with the hammer who would hit me, put me out of my misery, and turn my body into prime rib and flank steaks. Some hotels had almost done that to me in the past.
There wasn’t even anyone waiting in line to check in. Maybe I could avoid the ropes altogether and just go for the hammer.
I put my head down and moved toward the front desk, following the pattern on the carpet, hoping I could get checked in and to my room before anyone knew I was here. Even superheroes needed time to unwind from the traveling and the cab ride from the airport.
Actually, I was looking forward to taking a nap.
I somehow made it all the way to the front desk without being recognized. Granted, I am really not that famous, in a strict sense of the word. But I am often recognized across a crowded casino by someone who wants my help, like a dog in need to pee spotting a tree. I was the tree, and thankfully, at the moment, there were no dogs.
“Good afternoon, sir,” the nice-looking woman behind the front desk said as I stepped up to the polished wood counter.
I had cut inside the ropes like I knew what I was doing, and was actually feeling a little proud of myself at that moment. Avoiding front desk rope lines, combined with the flowing power of a casino around me, could sometimes be a heady experience. I savored the moment, then looked up at the woman who had greeted me.
Her smile actually included her eyes as she leaned forward a little. And what eyes they were. I had an out-of-body experience as I studied them.
Brown, large, and round, with the light over the front desk giving them a little twinkle. I could stare into those eyes forever, but I knew I shouldn’t.
Yet I wanted to.
I knew I shouldn’t.
Stare.
I shouldn’t.
I floated there, arguing with myself, until I finally returned to my body and somehow managed to look at the rest of her.
She had long brown hair pulled back into a flowing ponytail, a smile that showed perfect teeth, and skin that was pleasantly tan. She wore the Horseshoe employee brown jacket and white blouse in such a way as to somehow make the dull outfit look sexy.
Of course, a woman with those eyes and that smile could make burlap look sexy as far as I was concerned, so my astute powers of perception on her uniform was more than likely skewed by my own interests.
“Checking in,” I managed to say, even though my throat was suddenly dry.
“Here for the tournament?” she asked, her smile not fading.
“I am,” I said. “That obvious?”
“Poker players do have a look about them,” she said, laughing.
Her laugh was so fine, so perfectly tuned that it matched her smile, her eyes, her sexy look. The Horseshoe sure had a way of greeting a poker player. I wanted to stand on the counter, shout “Poker Boy is here to save you!” and jump her right there.
I refrained, but I had no doubt I was in love.
Actually, more accurately, lust.
I was in lust with Miss Brown-eyes behind the front desk. Nothing unusual, but very enjoyable.
It was good to be back in a casino.
“Your name, sir?” the beautiful woman—who I shall forever think of as Brown-eyes until I learned her name—asked.
She stood in a non-threatening manner behind the front desk of the Horseshoe Casino and Hotel, her fingers poised over the keyboard of her computer. I would have much rather had those fingers poised over me, but since she was about to type my name with those wonderful hands, I couldn’t complain too much.
“Conway Moore,” I said, giving her one of the fake names I had been using since I had become Poker Boy.
Her fingers stroked my name into her computer, her head nodding slightly.
I watched, mesmerized as her hands worked.
I often got mesmerized by a woman’s hands. It only becomes a problem when a woman is playing with her chips in a poker game. I then have to force myself to stare down at my own chips at that point, or into the
eyes of the other players to break the spell.
I would have loved to have told this woman behind the desk that my name was Poker Boy, but Poker Boy wasn’t the name I had made the reservation under, so it would have just confused the issue.
Poker Boy was my superhero name, and Conway Moore was the other part of my superhero name, used when I needed to do regular world things like check into a hotel, sign into a poker tournament, rent a car, that sort of thing.
Actually, Conway Moore wasn’t the name I was born with. I had known Poker Boy was going to need a secret identity to get by in the world. Conway seemed like a good name. Conway was also a character thought up by James Hilton in his novel Lost Horizons. I liked the book, so I borrowed the name for my secret identity.
At first, I thought about just using Conway as both my first and last names, then the last name of Moore came from a poker game like a hundred dollar bill laying in the parking lot.
Shortly after I became Poker Boy, some guy in a ten-twenty hold-em game accused me of never getting enough of his money. I don’t remember what casino I was in, but I do remember that he said that all I wanted was more and more. I had to agree, since he was one of the worst poker players ever to flash a large roll of bills in front of me. As long as he sat there at the table and pulled out more bills, I sat there and took his money. Thus was the nature of poker.
And besides, a superhero had to eat.
On the way back to my room hours later, I kept thinking about how he just repeated “More and more and more.” I decided that would be my last name. I changed the spelling of “more” to Moore to make it seem name-like. And thus, my secret identity of Conway Moore was born, both from the heart of a literary novel and the sweat of a poker game.
Perfect secret identity for Poker Boy.
“Here is your key, Mr. Moore,” the woman said, sliding the paper packet with the plastic key toward me. I reached for it and her hand brushed mine.
I saw stars!
I saw the gambling gods!
I saw a royal flush against four aces, all in that order.
“I hope you have a good stay,” she said. “And good luck in the tournaments.”
Her smile was in full force, her wonderful eyes controlling me like a well-trained seal that could bark and balance a ball on its nose on command.
“Thank you,” I managed to say without barking or balancing a ball.
Then I turned and tripped over my luggage.
Somehow, I managed to miss getting tangled in the front desk rope maze as I fell.
That floor may have been carpeted, and I may be a superhero, but it was still hard, and it still hurt.
“Are you all right, Mr. Moore?” she asked, a frown of worry crossing her beautiful face, making it beautiful in a different way. She leaned over the desk and looked down at me like an angel, the light behind her head giving her a halo.
I thought of lying there, staring at her until she floated over to help me up, then I thought better of it.
I sprang to my feet.
“I’m fine,” I said, pretending to laugh it off.
I had heard that superheroes always spring back to their feet when knocked down, and I sure didn’t want to be an exception to the rule in the superhero world, even when the fall was caused by my inability to not be consumed by a pretty woman.
That, and poorly placed luggage.
Every superhero has his weak spot. Superman has Krytonite, Poker Boy has pretty women. Especially pretty women with big, brown eyes who can make a plain hotel uniform look sexy.
Luckily, I took the fall while in my secret identity of Conway Moore. Conway Moore had far less to lose than Poker Boy.
The pretty woman behind the desk watched me, trying not to laugh, as I rounded up my kicked luggage.
“Thanks,” I said, finally getting myself together.
“You’re welcome,” she said.
Her smile was different than the one she had greeted me with. I might have been only imagining it, which was very possible, but I think I felt in that smile amusement, maybe attached to a little fondness.
I turned and headed for the elevator. If I knew what was good for me, Poker Boy and his alter ego, Conway Moore, would stay very far away from that front desk area.
Yeah, right. And that was going to happen.
Chapter Two
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND TROUBLE IS FOUND
I HAD LEFT MY LUGGAGE in my room, taken a quick nap, and then headed upstairs to get a great steak dinner. Now I was on the way to the tournament, the World Series of Poker, something I looked forward to every year. I had just gotten off the elevator on the second floor and turned to go to the tournament registration, when I saw my first dog of the trip.
Now, understand, as Poker Boy, I often end up saving dogs as well as people. In fact, it’s a rare adventure that I don’t save at least one dog.
The dog facing me looked like a mix between a golden retriever and a lab, although I wouldn’t swear to either being in there. It was a beautiful dog, clearly well-kept and its longish golden hair was brushed regularly.
It was sitting next to a wall, watching everything around it with big, brown eyes. I was having a brown-eyed sort of day. Brown-eyed woman behind the counter, now a brown-eyed dog.
I didn’t take it as a sign, but maybe I should have.
There was one of those seeing-eye walker contraptions on the dog’s back, with a handle that was held by a very pretty woman wearing dark glasses. She leaned against the wall as if the wallpaper was giving her strength.
I had heard of stranger things giving people strength, but not many. Actually, I doubted the wallpaper was helping her at all, since it was a floral pattern that had faded over the years.
Since she was wearing dark glasses inside the hotel, it meant she was either a poker player, or blind, and from the looks of the dog sitting beside her, I would bet on her being blind, or at least vision impaired, as they liked to say this last decade or so.
I hesitated in my walk toward the poker tournament and studied her. She was beautiful, in sort of a Midwest, take-her-home-to-meet-the-mother way. Her face was scrubbed, no make-up and her light brown hair was combed and pulled back. She had on black slacks that were well-pressed, and a white blouse which showed just a hint of the white bra under it.
And there was something wrong with her.
I stopped and stepped out of the main flow of traffic in the hallway, letting two of the better known poker columnists walk past me talking about a player I didn’t know.
With tournament poker growing so fast, there were a lot of players I didn’t know these days.
I studied the woman standing beside her dog. There was something about her that needed help. I would have to use one of Poker Boy’s superpowers to find out.
Raising my arm like I was trying to fix something caught in the long hair on my neck, I pulled slightly while staring at her.
Pulling on my own hair was one of my ways of triggering one of my superpowers. That, and focus.
Mostly focus. I really didn’t need the hair-pulling part, but it acted like a trigger for me and helped. I was still fairly new at all this and any trick helped.
After a moment of tugging on my hair, the hallway, the carpet, the other people moving about seemed to vanish as everything I could see narrowed down on the woman and my Extra-Vigilant-Vision took over.
I had always wished as a young man to have Superman’s X-Ray vision. What teenage boy didn’t? What fun it would have been to see into women’s locker rooms, see through women’s dresses, see through walls to know when your mom was coming so that you could stop masturbating because you were staring into the neighbor’s house watching the girl next door take a bath.
Oh, what fun it would have been to have that superpower as a teenaged boy.
So when I grew up and became Poker Boy, I thought I might get lucky and manage X-Ray vision, but instead all I could do was Extra-Vigilant-Vision, which was the ability to look at something very
closely. I couldn’t see through anything, but as an adult and a poker player, I had come to realize this was almost as good.
Especially at a poker table when I was trying to discover if a player was bluffing. All I had to do was stare at the player and with my Extra-Vigilant Vision I would be able to see clearly if they were worried, or confident, and then make my bet accordingly.
The woman under my special superpower vision gave me a lot of clues quickly that something was very wrong with her. She was breathing faster than normal, her bra pushing up against the fine fabric of her white blouse. I could almost see the pores in her skin, which looked pale, as if not getting enough blood. It was also clear that she might start perspiring at any moment.
Her head moved back and forth, as if trying to listen to everything around her at once. Her hand grasped the dog leader like it was a life-line tossed to someone drowning.
She looked scared and very worried.
Suddenly another superpower kicked in, my Ultra-Intuition Power shouted at me, She’s lost. Or has lost something.
Actually that power doesn’t shout, it sort of echoes, like a deep voice coming up from a canyon into my mind. Imagine the deepest base singer in the Temptations saying to me from a deep, dark hole in the ground. She’s lost-t-t-t-t-t and you’ll have the idea.
When two of my superpowers start working at the same time, I’m really hard to beat at a poker table. And in real life. This woman and her dog needed my help. That much was clear.
I dropped out of Extra-Vigilant Vision so I could see if anyone else was around, then stepped toward her. She turned, as if she knew I was coming at her, even though my shoes had made no sound on the carpet of the hallway.
When a person was blind, the other senses kicked in, often making up for the lost sense. Since she knew I was coming and I hadn’t made a sound, I figured she might have something similar to my Big Nose Super-Sniffing Power. I hadn’t needed to use that superpower very often, but twice so far it had saved the day.
“Excuse me,” I said before I got very close to her, “you look like you might need some help?”
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