by Jesse Ball
Let’s talk about DAY ONE, DAY TWO, DAY THREE, DAY FOUR, and DAY FIVE because those are all the detentions I serve that week, and nothing else that happens at school is interesting. In my classes I have my hood up and I sit and write in my notebook. At lunch I sit by myself. I have zero interactions and people have decided to leave me alone, which is partly due to a photograph someone got from someone else—I guess they know people at Parkson. The photograph was pretty funny. I don’t have a phone, so I couldn’t get the picture for myself, but I would have liked to have it.
It seems like somebody took a picture of me when I didn’t notice. Then they stuck cat eyes on my face and claws on my hands and put in a thought bubble, and in the thought bubble they put a picture of Joe Schott’s actual neck with the cuts from the pencil. So, I guess that other picture had been making the rounds at Parkson, and some genius here decided to be even funnier. Well, I liked it—that much I’ll say. I wish I could have showed it to my aunt or my dad.
DAY ONE
I sat and read The Theatre and Its Double by Artaud. At first I thought it was just about theater, but then I realized Artaud probably hated theater. Or he hated other people’s theater. He wanted to rescue theater from the philistines, which is everyone. So, I sat and read that. I ate licorice. I saw that one of the guys I had seen talking that time, he was sitting next to me. We can sit wherever we want, but we can’t talk and we can’t move once we sit down. Janine Pezaro, for instance, sits at the front. She doesn’t care if people sit behind her because she is a brick shithouse and can beat up half the guys in the school. Probably more than half. She is in here for beating up two girls at the same time. I am sort of in love with her for that. But, she is definitely deluded.
The guy had mentioned the Sonar Club, and now he was sitting near me. I left the book All Russia Is Burning out on the desk next to the Artaud, and asked if I could go to the bathroom. They gave me a five-minute pass (that’s really only enough time to get to the bathroom and back). When I returned to my seat, I saw that he had taken the book from the desk and was reading it.
Give me that back.
He handed it over. Sorry, it looked interesting.
Ms. Kennison yelled at us for talking, so we shut up. A seed sown. There was still the question of if they let girls in the Arson Club. I could imagine some bullshit misogynist nonsense governing this also. My aunt was always telling me—never accept any privileges that are for girls, because it is only half the coin.
DAY TWO
Fatty wasn’t there, so I just read. This time it was some Alfred Jarry that I found in a church bin. Apparently he would carry a revolver around and threaten to use it on people.
DAY THREE
Not a good day. I spat on Lisette at lunch, and got detention for that, because, as it turns out, her mom is the guidance counselor and she has some kind of pull. So, when I show up for detention as usual, Kennison does a little chuckle, and says, I guess you’ll be a regular here for a while, like we have some joke in common. I’m not one to divide myself off from the rest of humanity, I mean, I would like to help them, but let’s be clear—Kennison and I are not in the same boat, no way. So, I just go and sit. I ran out of licorice the day before, and Green Gully ran out too, so I didn’t have any. To explain: there are two stores that sell the licorice I like. One of them, I can steal from. The other I have to have money. Now, my aunt has almost no money, so I can’t use the almost no money she has to buy licorice. That means, I only get licorice when Green Gully has it. They are a fancy supermarket, which means they charge so much they don’t need to have proper security.
By the way, I don’t think spitting on people is that great, but Lisette said something about me living with my grandma, which I didn’t like. All the time—all the time, people basically beg me to freak out on them, and mostly I keep my cool.
DAY FOUR
This is the day when I realize that the girls who sit at the other corner in the back alternate smoking a joint in the bathroom essentially the entire time they are in detention. They do this by repeatedly asking to go to the bathroom and claiming they have their period. I thought that was funny, when I saw them doing it, but I didn’t understand. Then, when I was actually in the bathroom to use the bathroom, I saw one of them, and she offered some to me. So, that made the detention go by pretty quick. In fact, I was high for maybe two hours, so after detention, I went with them to a park, and we watched a homeless guy chase seagulls. At some point, we had been watching him do it for maybe twenty minutes, Lana says, I think he’s chasing the seagulls, which made us all laugh until we cried. Even I laughed at that, and I never laugh.
DAY FIVE
I decided on this day to just do the research paper, even though it would be three weeks ahead of time. So, I browsed through the Russia book and wrote up a gloss of what the paper would be. Then, I wrote the first few pages. The position of the author as far as I could tell is that peasants burned down their own houses not for political reasons, but out of ignorance, and sometimes as vengeance for minor slights. This was a bit depressing, but seemed almost inevitable. There was a part about peasant women waking up early in the morning to take their babies out of the iron stove where they had put them in the night. Yes, they put their babies inside an iron stove full of coals. So, if you see a Russian person doing something crazy, as you sometimes do, remember—they have been doing that shit forever. It’s nothing new.
On day five, which was Friday, I should say—I found a note in my locker. It said—11 p.m., Alcatraz.
Alcatraz isn’t really Alcatraz, of course. It’s just a little island that is in the middle of a lake in one of the medical parks. Kids like to go there to drink.
ALCATRAZ
My aunt doesn’t mind if I go out late, because I mostly don’t go anywhere. She thinks that if I’m out late, then maybe I have some friends. In her mind that outweighs the dangers of being out late, whatever those might be. As it turns out, when I am out late, it is just that I am sitting in a park somewhere, or in a cemetery, or even at a laundromat. You know, places where people go when they don’t know anyone.
That meant I could very easily go to this meeting if I felt like it. I stopped at home to drop off the library books and I got a screwdriver from under the sink. My aunt wasn’t even there—on Friday she volunteers at a shelter; I think it’s some kind of soup kitchen. The other people who work there are religious and she can’t stand them, but she goes anyway. She’s like me—she doesn’t know very many people, and so she gets stuck with the ones she does know.
I had to take the bus to the medical park, because it was pretty far from the house. I had been there twice before, both times with older guys, when I was still in middle school. It looked different when I was by myself, but I found the way.
The first part is—getting past the security booth that is by the main road. To do that, you walk about two hundred feet down along the fence, and there is a spot where there just isn’t any fence. The fence has broken and you can walk through. Why they don’t fix it—I don’t know. So, you go through there, and there is a path that leads to the internal road. While going along the internal road, you have to keep an eye out for the guard, but since he goes around in a truck with lights, there is always enough time to jump in the bushes. Eventually, you get to some woods, and you go through the woods. There isn’t really a path. For some reason no plants grow there, so you can walk where you want. Eventually you get to the island. If you go the wrong way, there is a swampy part and your shoes will get wrecked.
The island can be reached by climbing along a branch that goes about four feet above the water for something like twenty feet. At the end it goes into the water, but there are stones you can jump on. It sounds difficult, but it is pretty easy, especially if you are at all agile. To be honest, the island shares almost nothing with Alcatraz. Kids have been calling it that for a decade at least, though.
From the shore, I could see that there were some people out there. I went along the
branch, jumped to the rocks, jumped to the bank. There I was. A kid came up—it was Stephan. He had on an insulated flannel shirt so I didn’t recognize him. He must have been waiting for me.
We’re over here.
He pointed to the right a ways. Once I was there, I could see there were a few groups of kids sitting on rocks. We went up to the crest of the hill and there was a pretty big tree next to a broken-down shack. The shack had writing on it. I couldn’t see it this time, but I knew from before. The writing (I don’t know if it is still there) said, Joan fecks goats. When I saw that, my first thought was that a Scottish person had written it, but I looked closer, and the e is just a screwed-up u. I’m not even sure Scottish people say fecks.
By the tree and the shack, in the darkness, there were a bunch of people, maybe ten. Stephan introduced me to them, but he did it the way you do when you don’t even know the people—essentially when you yourself need to be introduced, but there’s no one to do it for you, so you introduce someone else. It is a shitty way to behave.
This is Lucia.
One of them asked me in a sarcastic voice if I liked fire. I thought it was pretty hokey to do it, but I was holding my dad’s zippo in my hand and I flipped it open real quick and lit it. I did it real quick, I must say. It was some legerdemain.
A few of the kids clapped. One said, yeah, that’s it. You’ll do fine. Someone else asked Stephan if I was his girlfriend, and we both said no.
One of the guys wanted to see the zippo, so I let him. He fumbled with it a bit and gave it back.
I sat down by the tree, and Stephan sat too. The lights of the drive that wound through the medical park marched through the trees in a winding pattern. Beyond that were more lights—the city, the highway, more lights and more.
This terrible little island we were on was a nice mote of darkness. I could hear the water.
I couldn’t see the other people too well—it was pretty dark, but they looked mostly older, maybe seniors. One of the guys on the other side of Stephan asked him when he was going to qualify. Qualify? I figured that meant setting the fire that would make him an official member. Stephan didn’t say anything. I wondered how many members there were.
Noise from the other side of the island filtered through the trees. Some people were shouting—another group had just arrived. Someone set off some fireworks—or it was a gun, I don’t know.
The same guy was talking again to Stephan. I leaned in to hear. He said, you have a month to set a fire, and if you don’t you’re out.
He saw me looking at him. Same goes for you.
I met his eyes and nodded like it was nothing.
He told Stephan to move so he could sit next to me, and Stephan did.
PREDICTION
Well, I saw Stephan that Monday in front of the school. He was standing by himself kicking a stone against a wall. The ground there was all mashed flat and dusty and nothing was growing. He kicked the stone back and forth. It was kind of mesmerizing. I asked him if the meetings were always in the same place.
He said he’d never been to Alcatraz before. He had been to two other meetings—at a guy’s house. Real members have meetings with prospective members, and then the real members have their own meetings. I asked him how he had found out about it. He said it was through his brother, who was overseas in the army.
He said: I went to Stuart Rebos’s place about a month ago. Two other guys were there. We talked about setting fires. Neither one of them had done a big fire yet. Then, Jan showed up—the guy you met. He told us about some techniques and gave us a pamphlet that someone else had given him.
I asked him how old Jan was. He said he thought he was about twenty-four. Definitely he had gone away to college. Stephan said Jan had been his brother’s friend, but that they had for the most part lost touch.
First period that day was a study hall for me, so I sat and wrote in my prediction book.
Jan will try to sleep with me if I am alone with him. Don’t be alone with him.
I wrote also,
Stephan isn’t as smart as I thought he was,
which isn’t a prediction.
OWNING THINGS
About owning things. If you try to own things, but you don’t have very many things, then you can get in trouble. Because you might have to trade in some of the things that you have in order to get the money to get part of something new, but then when you run out of things that you have to trade to get money to give to finish getting the thing that is something new, then you have no money to finish getting that thing—the new thing, and then someone comes and takes the new thing, and then somehow, you have nothing, even though you did start with a bunch of things (however shitty they may have been—they still were yours).
Maybe it will make more sense if I give an example. My aunt got a car, but she only has money for food (someone she knows lets us live in this garage, so she doesn’t pay rent). She doesn’t really have money to pay for the car. I think she got it in order to take me around to where I need to go and such things. I remember her saying something like that. Maybe she thought that because she is old we couldn’t go around together without a car. Anyway—she had to sell her jewelry from when she had a husband a hundred years ago (he died when she was still nineteen, a year after they got married). She had to sell her clarinet and her piano. It was not a nice piano—just a tuneless little upright, but she played it all the time.
Once she had sold those things, there wasn’t anything else to sell. She missed some payments, then people were calling on the phone about it for a while. That brings us to Saturday morning.
We woke up and there were two really big guys outside. They broke into her car and drove it away. I yelled a bunch of stuff at them and tried to call the police, but my aunt said it was useless. The repossession men and the police have an understanding. One of my favorite books was in the back of the car, too, and that they stole. Maybe the car was theirs to take, I don’t know. But the book, Barbarian in the Garden, by Zbigniew Herbert, that was my book, and there is no way they were ready to appreciate it. You have to read probably five hundred books before you can read that one.
My aunt said now I had a good thing to look forward to. What was that? She said now when I go to used bookstores eventually I will find it and there will be a kind of reunion. In the meantime, there are plenty of other books to read.
She didn’t even complain about the car—not once. I was hoping she would shoot them. That’s what was in my mind when I saw how big they were. I know she has a pistol. It’s because of what happened to my father and mother. She isn’t a violent person, but being the first one there (I was at a friend’s house when it happened), I think it was hard for her. By the time I got home, past the police, and so on, there wasn’t anything to see, so I never saw it. My mom was already in the hospital; my dad was at the morgue. I am glad I didn’t, because it really fucked my aunt up. But, I am also a bit jealous, because I feel like it was my thing to see and I never saw it.
PREDICTION
My aunt will say in about ten minutes that we should walk down to Muscha Park and feed the pigeons and read and then afterwards eat a hot dog from a vendor. We will then go to the park and we will sit and feed the pigeons some bread that we got for free from a bakery and we will read and afterwards we will eat a hot dog from a vendor. That is—one hot dog for the two of us.
I wanted to be vegetarian once, but it isn’t in the cards. Buying nice vegetables is pretty expensive. Maybe one day.
When I think about what my future holds, it is a bit like looking into the sun. I flinch away, or I don’t and my eyes get burned down a bit, like candles, and then I can’t see for a while.
The way we have things laid out—it makes it easy to know how to behave, but it isn’t so clear that I will be a success. I have no intention of going to college. Someone told me about a program that is at a school near us, a good school. The program sounded neat, so I read one of the professor’s books. He is a real big shot, and gets
prizes, goes to fancy places. There is a picture on the school’s site of him shaking hands with the president, if you can believe it.
His book was terrible. It was intellectually weak. I don’t think his brain is very strong—or somewhere along the way it got polluted. Not to mention that he fraternizes with petty oligarchs.
My question is—why would I go to study with someone like that. I have no intention of bowing intellectually to such a person. My aunt says that I am vain and that I boast, but she doesn’t know that I talk to no one.
WHAT HAPPENED
It went just like that. My aunt was feeling pretty bad about the car. I don’t think she cares about having a car, but I think she was embarrassed for me, because it will be hard for me at school to live in a garage and be broke and have no car. It won’t be hard for me in a metaphysical sense—I can handle it. But, people will turn against me. Public opinion, if you will.
She is cheerful, though, so after a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to get some air, and I said yes, and we went out and down the street. Most people would be pretty stressed out about having to go somewhere with my aunt, because she looks pretty weird. She wears a hat that—let’s just say, I have no idea where she got this hat. She has a turquoise coat and she wears those huge black sunglasses that can cover other glasses, but since she doesn’t have other glasses, I’m not sure why she does it.
