Floored
Ainslie Paton
Floored
Ainslie Paton
They’re a car crash waiting to happen…so why do they keep crashing into each other?
From the moment Fetch gets knocked off his Harley, crawls into Driver’s car and offers her an obscene amount of money to drive him from Sydney to Perth — no questions, no names, no chit chat — they’re stuck with each other. By the time they arrive, they’re stuck on each other.
It’s lust at full throttle, with no seat belts. It could be more, but he’s a fake and she’s a liar. They’re both neck deep in crime, and only one of them is on the right side of the law.
About the Author
Ainslie Paton is a corporate storyteller working in marketing, public relations and advertising. She’s written about everything from the African refugee crisis and Toxic Shock Syndrome, to high-speed data networks and hamburgers. She writes cracking, hyper-real romances about strong women and the exciting men who love them.
She’s the author of Grease Monkey Jive, Getting Real, Detained and other stories.
Ainslie blogs at: www.ainsliepaton.com.au. You can sometimes find her on Twitter @AinsliePaton when she should be writing.
Acknowledgements
Floored is based on the concept of identity and deception and the fact you never quite know anybody fully.
It was possible because the members of Club BTA were behind me, giving me confidence I could do this and beating up on me till I did. A huge thanks once again to Clan M and our correspondent in Paris. You guys deserve every sunset.
Chapter Index
About the Author
Acknowledgements
1: Tricky
2: New Car Smell
3: Claim
4: Luck
5: Fire
6: Normal
7: Get Out
8: Negotiation
9: Naphthalene Dream
10: Bolt
11: Drive
12: Want
13: Pushing Normal
14: Rip
15: Irish
16: Short-circuit
17: Origin
18: Heartburn
19: Popcorn
20: Stockholm
21: Factoids
22: Wrong
23: Fix
24: Foreplay
25: Temptation
26: Rules
27: Fallen
28: Unsafe
29: Shifting Sands
30: Rough Justice
31: Recall
32: Flattened
33: Method
34: Wild West
35: Recognition
36: Trust
37: Reverse
38: Mongrel
39: Pizza
40: Blue
41: Bleeding
42: Surrender
43: Extenuating
44: Fishing
45: Crack
46: Choices
47: Decision
48: Home
49: Over
50: Sunset
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1: Tricky
Neighbourhood Watch wore washed-out blue plaid pyjamas under a towelling dressing gown. He had old man brown tartan slippers and thick-framed glasses. He had a comb-over starting at a side part, a spit off his left ear. You could see pink scalp through greasy greying strands. He smelled of spilled hot milk and his face was as red as the tank on Wacker’s chopper.
Fetch stood on the front verandah with him. Better he did this than one of the other guys, or it might get real goddamn nasty. It wasn’t Neighbourhood’s fault the Black Pariahs had moved next door. But it was probably the reason for the bags under his eyes, and the depreciation of his neat, triple front, cream brick, three bedroom home.
But no shit, Neighbourhood Watch was going to call the cops this time, unless…
Fetch put his hands out in a placatory gesture, smoothed his accent and ditched the slang. Not that a slightly less ocker tone or the Queen’s English was going to make the difference. He wore a fist full of silver skull rings, and Maisy had thought it was funny to put little plaits in his beard. Shirtless except for the leather vest and the tatts, he didn’t exactly look the picture of conciliation. He looked like ‘lock up your daughters’. But he was the best option Neighbourhood had of not wishing he’d had a second cup of Horlicks, plugged his ears, and gone to bed.
“Mr Thomas—Patrick isn’t it? Yes, I’m sorry. I know it’s late, I know it’s loud. I know it’s not the first time. I’ll turn the music down.”
“It’s the middle of the night. Some of us work for a living you know. I’ve had enough of this. The drugs, the loud music, the profanity.” Neighbourhood pointed out to the lawn in front. It was a wasteland of sand, weed, dog shit and bindies. “Last night there was a young woman out there topless. This is a good family neighbourhood but you people are trashing it.”
“Hey, I understand.” Better than Patrick Thomas, upstanding citizen of Robinson Street, Meadowvale could ever credit. Fetch knew if Neighbourhood didn’t hurry up and take his jammies and his moral outrage back next door things would get real ugly, real quick.
“You frighten my dog, Betsy.”
Neighbourhood was lucky Wacker hadn’t barbequed Betsy and served her sliced thin with sweet chilli sauce. “Yeah, sorry about that.” Fetch got up close to poor Patrick. Steel caps to slippers. All the better to intimidate him into going the fuck home. “You see the thing is, Mr Thomas.” It always amused him how threatening being polite could be when you looked like you were fresh out on parole. “It’d be better for everyone if you went home and forgot about all this. It’d be better if you didn’t come here again. She’s a cute dog, Betsy, and your daughter, Madeline, isn’t it? Yes. She’s cute too. You want it to stay that way, right? So the best idea is, you stay on your side of the fence and you don’t worry about what happens over here.”
Neighbourhood was desperate to back up, bolt down the verandah steps and run next door as fast as the dangling crutch of his jamma pants would let him, but his sense of outrage kept him standing there. Or he’d forgotten how to use his legs.
“Do you understand what I mean, Mr Thomas? You see, what no one wants, least of all your good self, is the cops paying number 10 Robinson a visit.”
Neighbourhood went to object, his mouth flapping open and bobbing, then thought better of it. He backed off, turned tail and went down the walkway to the gate, opened it, went through. Then he protested. Before he went back to number twelve, he left the gate open.
“Oi, Fetch. What was that about?”
Fetch turned to see Wacker in the doorway. All 6ft 4 inches of him. With an impressive girth to match his imposing height, and the evil glitter of his beady black, miss nothing, eyes.
“You lonely, Fetch? You tryin’na make new friends?” Wacker braced his dinner plate sized paws on the doorjamb. “I thought I told you. We keep to ourselves. We especially don’t want fuckin’ nosey neighbours in our business.”
“I was—”
“I know what you was doing. You was having a little chat.” Wacker advanced. All the better to intimidate. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you boy? If the Reds hadn’t vouched for you, I’d be wondering whether you can piss standing up. Now you do as you’re fuckin’ well told. Get back in there and make nice with my Maisy’s cos. She’s an ugly, fat little porker,” he gave a beery laugh, “but she’s family, and everyone has to do their part.”
Fetch ducked his head and moved past Wacker, eyes on the floor. He didn’t need to be called out over this. His ribs were still sore from the last beating he’d taken. A visit from the boys in blue would be more welcome. And it was two in the morning, and some people did have to work. So if he cou
ld find cousin Nikki and get her to slow dance to something less Marilyn Manson and more Hannah Montana, it would mean the neighbourhood could sleep better, and he’d have survived another day as a patch member in the employ of the infamous Stephen Wakenheim, vice-president of the country’s newest and best organised outlaw motorcycle gang. Drug manufacturer, race fixer, cyber criminal, pimp, den of iniquity landlord, and all round good guy. If you liked the idea that he’d done two stints in Long Bay and only last week knifed his own brother to within a heartbeat of martyrdom.
Jesus, wouldn’t Mum be proud of her baby boy now.
2: New Car Smell
At least the hapless buck chucked in the gutter. It was so hard to get the smell of vomit out of the Statesman. Both times Caitlyn had to do it, she’d scrubbed for hours and the stomach churning scent of sick hung around for days.
Story of her life. The unfortunate, lingering smell of something gone bad.
Customers liked new car smell. It was a status thing. Part of the reason they liked hiring a car instead of jumping into a taxi. It went with the uniform she wore: a crisp white long sleeved shirt and fitted black skirt and jacket, with a stiff peaked black cap which she tucked her hair under, and low-heeled shoes. No jewellery, and just a lick of a neutral tone lipstick. All improvised because she hadn’t been able to find a supplier of uniforms for female chauffers other than fancy dress hire shops and websites, who made them way short, way tight, and way pornographic—not anything remotely like what a professional driver should wear.
Though she was kidding herself about the professional driver thing, the least she could do was look the part. She could drive, like everyone else, and had a perfectly clean, accident free record, but that was more fluke than good management. It only meant that at twenty-seven she hadn’t spent too many years accumulating miles, being exposed to other bad drivers, and raking up incidents.
At least in the usual manner.
It was the uniform for all its ‘melt into the background’ blandness that had gotten her into trouble tonight. When she arrived to collect them from the club, Hapless, the buck, and his mates Hopeful and Hardly were convinced she was part of the surprise strip show. Only because Hapless’ father was sober was she saved from being seriously manhandled before the real stripper showed up in a latex nurse’s uniform and used the Statesman as a prop in her dance of a thousand pelvis grinds. That was before the throwing up started, and well before she dropped Hapless and his entourage to their hotel.
It was the first time she’d been mistaken for the stripper—what were they thinking—though wandering hands were a regular occurrence. But enough was enough. First thing tomorrow she was buying a pair of plain black tailored trousers. The skirt left her too vulnerable; sent the wrong signal.
Story of her life. All the wrong signals and practice perfect susceptibility.
Now all she wanted to do was sleep, because tomorrow she was booked for another buck’s night and had to do this all over again. The picking up, putting down and waiting, the intense politeness in the face of drunk, drugged, and plain old boorish behaviour. Plus the abuse. Let’s not forget the abuse. Which ranged from the benign—‘Oh fuck, we have a woman driver’, to the more humorous, ‘It’s a chick. We’re all going to die’.
At least in trousers instead of a skirt she’d avoid hot hands on her skin. After Justin she didn’t want anyone touching her skin. For a long time. Maybe forever. She was off men, and being touched, at least until she was sure she was finally safe from Justin; he moved to Silicon Valley or a small, bare cell—or both. Preferably both.
Morning was a reality when Caitlyn put her key in the door and let herself in. The flat smelled stale like mothballs. She’d thought being above a dry-cleaners would make the small, old, studio apartment smell all sorts of chemical clean. But no—just nose itching naphthalene. She thought she’d be used to it by now. Six months. Didn’t they say you could get used to anything in six weeks? Well, not anything. It was going to take a lot longer to get used to feeling so deeply humiliated, and maybe forever to get over feeling so unalterably stupid, and the whole ‘sins of the father’ thing was too much to contemplate. And the need to keep looking over her shoulder…
It was better not to think about that. That was just a new fact of life.
She went to the bathroom and turned on the hot water, undressing while she waited for the pilot light on the old heater to ignite. She shivered on the tiny coloured tiles, watching for the blue and orange flame, and wondering if naphthalene and natural gas were in any way an explosive combination. It was like an igloo in here. She really should buy a bathmat.
How the stripper managed not to be covered in goose bumps, teeth chattering, by the time she got down to a g-string and pasties with the stiff breeze blowing across the harbour, she didn’t know. How she didn’t get arrested was another question. She’d had an incredible figure and dead eyes.
Caitlyn knew she was the only one who’d noticed the eyes, or worried about her being cold, or getting charged with indecent exposure. When her striptease ended and the stripper had given the buck a very public lap dance on a park bench, she’d simply bundled up her clothing, shrugged on a coat, got in a rust bucket Mazda and driven off. Not one of the nine men who’d hooted and cheered for her bump and grind, or the two other male chauffers who’d tried to look like they weren’t enjoying the show, bothered to help her collect her gear, or offered to walk her to her car. In fact, not one of the men had spoken to her without using the words, ‘take it off’, ‘babe’, a swear word, or variations of ‘cor’, raah’, or ‘auw’. She was a much-loved abandoned toy. No wonder her eyes were dead.
Caitlyn had blue toes when the pilot light eventually came on and held, and hot water flowed through the showerhead. She stepped over the lip of the tub and got under its heat. This really was a crappy flat. But it was what she could afford after the licence was paid, the Statesman bought and registered, and the monthly payments got made. In addition, it had the very attractive advantage of being as far away from any connection with her old life as a latex nurse’s uniform was from a real stethoscope.
If Caitlyn’s old life was ignorant bliss, this—the lukewarm water, the chemical smell, and the obscure address—was breadline reality. This is where you lived when you’d screwed up and you were trying to start again. This is where you lived, without a phone connection, using a post office box, when you didn’t want anyone to find you, and it was a reasonable bet they wouldn’t.
Dry, warm and tucked up in bed, she stared at the fingers of sunlight invading the room. If she continued to book night jobs and needed to sleep late, she should hang a sheet over the window to help the threadbare curtains keep the light out. That would mean buying another sheet. And a bathmat. And trousers. At this rate she was going to need a second job to keep her first job floating.
Still, she was alone, and free, and safe. In control of her own destiny again. She wasn’t some man’s plaything. His dupe. His walking, talking, promise of respectability, or his fall girl. Even though she was rigorously staying off the grid as much as possible, she wasn’t reduced to earning her living as a stripper.
Her eyes weren’t dead. They were wide open for once. If it meant she could pull herself out of this hole and build herself a new life, she’d never blink again.
3: Claim
There was nothing porky about Nikki. But she wasn’t credit card, need to run around in the shower to get wet thin, the way Wacker liked his women. Skinny with breasts so big they defied a chick’s ability to stand upright.
Nikki was blonde and freckled and cute, if you looked past the horrible music video slut eye-makeup and the skanky clothes. She’d been here a week after running away from home. She was sixteen and she should’ve been in school.
Fetch would’ve been happier to see her cuddling stuffed animals and giggling over Facebook posts than he was to find her curled up next to him in bed. He sighed and stretched, tried not to wake her. He didn’t have a lot of time
for this today, but maybe since they were alone, he could talk her into abandoning cousin Maisy and going back home, back to school, or tech college, or pretty much anywhere but 10 Robinson Street, before it was too late.
Or he could get up and leave her.
She wasn’t his responsibility. She wasn’t the job. And some people had to work for a living. Some people even had two jobs, neither of them likely to lead to a secure retirement. He sat up and leaned against the wall behind the bed. He needed coffee something bad. Mouth tasted like he’d been sucking on Play-doh all night. He needed to get out of here and get on with the drops. More today than normal. That had to mean something. But even one more day in this place could be too late for Nikki.
So far Wacker had been easy with her. He hadn’t auctioned her off, or rostered her for suck circle duties. If she wasn’t family, he’d have had her in one of the cathouses taking bids for her virginity before her backpack had even hit the floor. In deference to Maisy, he’d let Nikki choose who to pair off with and she’d chosen him. And that was a problem. Because deference and Wacker were only casual acquaintances, so unless Fetch claimed her, she’d revert to being Wacker’s property to dispense with as he saw fit. Not even Maisy could do anything about that. Them was the rules.
At least she’d kept her underwear on. He wondered when she’d crept in and how he’d managed not to wake. That was bad. That meant he’d gotten comfortable in the house. Comfortable was not a good development. Comfortable could get you killed, or at least badly beaten before breakfast.
Ah, what to do about this kid? For a few fleeting moments he wondered if it might not be best to claim her to keep her safe. Better him than Johno, Tod or Grumble: a sadist, a drunk and a drug addict. Or Wacker himself. He’d muck her up permanently and use her to score points in his ever-loving war with Maisy. Shit, this was so screwed up. What he really wanted to do was bundle her up and take her home to his mother. She’d sort Nikki out; have the girl back in school getting straight A’s before the nail polish remover on her black painted toenails dried.
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