McNaught rocked back, swapped expressions like changing masks. “Jumping Judas! I’d forgotten all about that thing. When we get to Terra we won’t blind those boys with science.”
“No, sir, we won’t,” endorsed Burman. He did not add “any more” but his face shouted aloud, “You got me into this. You get me out of it.” He waited a time while McNaught did some intense thinking, then prompted, “What do you suggest, sir?”
Slowly the satisfied smile returned to McNaught’s features as he answered, “Break up the contraption and feed it into the disintegrator.”
“That doesn’t solve the problem,” said Burman. “We’ll still be short an offog.”
“No we won’t. Because I’m going to signal its loss owing to the hazards of space-service.” He closed one eye in an emphatic wink. “We’re in free flight right now.” He reached for a message-pad and scribbled on it while Burman stood by vastly relieved.
Bustler to Terran Headquarters. Item V1098, Offog one, came apart under gravitational stress while passing through twin-sun field Hector Major-Minor. Material used as fuel. McNaught, Commander. Bustler.
Burman took it to the radio room and beamed it Earthward. All was peace and progress for another two days. The next time he went to the captain’s cabin he went running and worried.
“General call, sir,” he announced breathlessly and thrust the message into the other’s hands.
Terran Headquarters for relay all sectors. Urgent and Important. All ships grounded forthwith. Vessels in flight under official orders will make for nearest spaceport pending further instructions. Welling. Alarm and Rescue Command. Terra.
“Something’s gone bust,” commented McNaught, undisturbed. He traipsed to the chart room, Burman following. Consulting the charts, he dialed the intercom phone, got Pike in the bow and ordered, “There’s a panic. All ships grounded. We’ve got to make for Zaxtedport, about three days’ run away. Change course at once. Starboard seventeen degrees, declination ten.” Then he cut off, griped, “Bang goes that sweet month on Terra. I never did like Zaxted, either. It stinks. The crew will feel murderous about this and I don’t blame them.”
“What d’you think has happened, sir?” asked Burman. He looked both uneasy and annoyed.
“Heaven alone knows. The last general call was seven years ago when the Starider exploded halfway along the Mars run. They grounded every ship in existence while they investigated the cause.” He rubbed his chin, pondered, went on, “And the call before that one was when the entire crew of the Blowgun went nuts. Whatever it is this time, you can bet it’s serious.”
“It wouldn’t be the start of a space war?”
“Against whom?” McNaught made a gesture of contempt. “Nobody has the ships with which to oppose us. No, it’s something technical. We’ll learn of it eventually. They’ll tell us before we reach Zaxted or soon afterward.”
They did tell him. Within six hours. Burman rushed in with face full of horror.
“What’s eating you now?” demanded McNaught, staring at him.
“The offog,” stuttered Burman. He made motions as though brushing off invisible spiders.
“What of it?”
“It’s a typographical error. In your copy it should read off. dog.”
The commander stared owlishly.
“Off. dog?” echoed McNaught, making it sound like foul language.
“See for yourself.” Dumping the signal on the desk, Burman bolted out, left the door swinging. McNaught scowled after him, picked up the message.
Terran Headquarters to Bustler. Your report V1098, ship's official dog Peaslake. Detail fully circumstances and manner in which animal came apart under gravitational stress. Cross-examine crew and signal all coincidental symptoms experienced by them. Urgent and Important. Welling. Alarm and Rescue Command. Terra.
In the privacy of his cabin McNaught commenced to eat his nails. Every now and again he went a little cross-eyed as he examined them for nearness to the flesh.
[1]
As, for example, Fred Hoyle’s superb Astronomy (1962), in which Hoyle estimates that material from the center of the white dwarf star known as the Pup, companion of Sirius, which we know as the Dog Star, is so densely packed that “a single matchboxful would weigh several tons.” Another source has made it more specific by estimating that one-tenth of a cubic inch would weigh 1,300 pounds at the Earth’s surface; and that a 150-pound Earth man, if he were made of collapsed material and was on the surface of the Pup, would weigh around 250,000 tons!
[2]
See my introduction to the story by Jerome Bixby
Great Stories of Space Travel Page 25
