by M. J. O'Shea
The others were all talking to each other or Tommy and Kristen. Chase looked up and immediately met Kai’s gaze.
“Rivalry?” he mouthed.
Kai shrugged and nodded. “I have no idea,” he said in a low voice.
A rivalry? With the most gorgeous guy Chase had seen in a long time? Great. Fantastic. He had to ask.
“Hey, Tommy. I have a question about this rivalry thing. I don’t even really know Kai but so far we’ve gotten along fine. How are we rivals?”
Tommy grinned. “The viewers like to see some fireworks; the more the better. I thought you and Kai would make a great TV rivalry. You come from down-home simple goodness, he’s all about complexity and finesse. We thought that would be a great place for some contention to come from.”
“But I don’t have a problem with him,” Chase protested. Far from it. Far from it.
“It won’t take too much effort for you two to manufacture a few little spats on camera, will it?” Tommy asked. He and Kristen stared Chase down. Hard.
Fuckfuckfuck.
“We can do it,” Kai told them. “We’ll figure something out between us before the first day of filming.”
Which was very soon. Two days, to be exact.
“Excellent. You’ll find a folder with your name on it. Those will have your individual contracts. Feel free to use our offices to forward them to your lawyer if you feel it’s necessary. I can guarantee you that there’s nothing funny in there.”
Chase doubted it. As soon as he heard he was fake fighting with Kai all season, he somehow knew underhanded background tactics were going to be par for the course.
THE CONTESTANTS were offered the opportunity to take lunch with the show’s three celebrity judges—like they’d turn that down. It was only in the cafeteria, not anywhere fancy, but still. It was a good opportunity to meet the people who’d be judging them all season.
The judges were even different than they had been for the other seasons of Burned. They’d replaced the usual head judge with Basil Shrewsbury. Honestly, Chase didn’t have a clue who the guy was, but apparently he was big in the British food scene. He looked like a stuck-up pain in the ass to Chase. He figured it’d be a waste of time to try to be nice to that guy. He’d just have to impress him, hopefully, with his desserts when the time came.
Nicolette Anderson was the second judge. Chase knew her. Everyone knew her. She was a B-list actress more famous for showing her goods than any real acting talent. She was overgenerous and round in all the right places, poured into a dress that left pretty much zero to the imagination. Her dark hair was piled on top of her head, and currently she was in the middle of giving Kai a very suggestive once-over. Chase relaxed his hands, which were clenched into fists.
The third judge, Emilio, the man who needed no last name, was a food blogger with a huge following. He traveled around the country, finding hidden gems who used local fresh ingredients to bring to the forefront. He didn’t seem bad. He was young, a little nerdy, with thick glasses and an unkempt raccoonish head of hair. He was dressed in jeans and a T-shirt, unlike the other judges, and didn’t seem to be trying to stick his face down Kai’s pants. At least he got points for that.
The tables were loaded with pasta dishes, some fancy-looking tortilla chips with various dips, and pitchers of tea and lemonade. Chase found a seat at the table where Kai was already seated. That wasn’t a coincidence, though Chase would never admit it. Catnip. Seriously. One by one, they were asked to introduce themselves to the judges and say a little about themselves. It was one of Chase’s absolute least favorite things to do, having to pretend like there was something interesting about himself to discuss. Even worse was actually having to say it in front of a group.
“Hi,” he said when it came round to his turn. “Um, I’m Chase. Twenty-eight. I’m from Wisconsin…. I own my own organic ice creamery—the Old House Creamery in Madison.”
Emilio gave him an encouraging smile. Of the three judges, Chase thought he’d probably connect best with Emilio—they seemed to have similar views on cooking and sourcing locally and good, honest flavors. Nicolette was a flirt and avoided all the food in favor of a diet soda that might or might not have been spiked. She seemed uninterested in most of the show’s contestants, although she paid far too much attention to Kai for Chase’s liking.
Basil Shrewsbury was an asshole. That was almost gospel. The head judge on nearly every competition show was always an asshole. To people outside the food world, he wasn’t exactly famous. Being on Burned would probably make his star rise. If the typical head judge was anything to go by, Basil would become well-known for shouting and making the Burned contestants cry. Chase thought Basil was probably looking forward to it quite a lot—the crying part, of course.
Chase found he couldn’t respect people who acted like Basil, aloof and standing in the corner like he was above talking to all the minions below. Chase decided that would be his biggest acting challenge—pretending he actually had a shred of anything but fear for Basil fucking Shrewsbury.
CHAPTER THREE
EASY AS PIE—
THE PIE CHALLENGE
WELCOME TO a new season of Burned, where we find fresh new cooking talent… and a few culinary disasters! Every season we do something a little different, and this time it’s all about the sweet things in life. That’s right. We’re doing an entire season of desserts!
It’s our first Burned challenge! We welcome our final thirteen back to the Burned kitchens. Thirteen come in today, but only twelve can remain. The challenge this week is simple, classic: pie. No rules. No restrictions. But only one pie can reign supreme, and of course one will get burned.
Remember, our grand prize winner gets a year of pastry training in Paris, a whole kitchen’s worth of top-of-the-line commercial tools and appliances, and a hundred thousand dollars for his or her own business.
With stakes this big, we ask the one question on everyone’s mind: Do these chefs have what it takes to rise to the top? Or will they get Burned?
EVERYTHING UP to that point had been purely theoretical. Sure, there had been screen tests and taste tests and challenges to test his nerve and skill. But now the cameras were about to start rolling, and things were about to get really fucking real.
Chase had been assigned a station on the left side of the studio and to Kai’s right, behind Big Al. Those two were going to be permanently in his line of sight. Big Al was always in someone’s line of sight—the looming giant was more like a teddy bear once you got to know him, though his size and beard were enough to intimidate anyone.
Chase really hoped he wouldn’t be one of the first out. He could handle a lot, but the humiliation of that might be too much to bear.
He remembered the day of the elimination round. That couldn’t happen again. Chase reminded himself to calm down and think rationally. There was nothing here he couldn’t do—not in the first few rounds, at least. And the judges had liked his ice cream, liked it a lot, so he knew there wasn’t anything to worry about as far as his cooking was concerned.
Basil, Nicolette, and Emilio were getting their final makeup touches done, and then someone shouted for quiet on set and Chase’s heart started beating a rapid tattoo against his chest.
“And rolling!”
They’d already done the introduction, and now they were going to get their first real challenge. Now it counted.
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Burned kitchen,” Diego said. Chase forced himself to take another deep breath and to concentrate on what he was saying. Even then, most of it went over his head. This is it.
“Your first challenge this week is….” Diego paused for dramatic effect. “Pie.”
Pie, Chase thought, relief surging through him. Pie he could do.
Diego went on to explain they wanted a traditionally shaped pie, although the filling was up to them. The supply table would be open throughout, and they had sixty-five minutes in order to prepare, bake, and serve their pies.
Chase had almost tuned out, only paying attention to keywords. The supply area was dark and would only light up when Diego said the famous line: “Remember—don’t get Burned.” That was their cue to race for the table and start grabbing ingredients.
A million different flavor combinations went flicking through Chase’s head, one after another, waiting for him to find something to latch on to.
Remember the character, a little voice whispered in his head. Remember what they want from you outside of the cooking.
That was all the inspiration he needed, and he decided on a sweet, homey, all-American cherry pie. The best thing was his grandmother’s recipe was almost tattooed on the back of his retinas. He could make that pie in his sleep.
“And remember,” Diego said, and Chase rose up onto his toes, ready to run. “Don’t get Burned.”
A buzzer sounded and Chase was off, across the studio to the tables, the others close on his heels.
For the first challenge, the producers had gone all out. There was everything you could possibly stuff between two pieces of pastry, artfully arranged around the room. Chase thought it could throw some of his competition off—the unexpected element of choice.
He immediately grabbed two boxes of Montmorency cherries and a bottle of amaretto liquor he spotted on a bottom shelf, then dashed around the others back to his station. Unlike the near disaster of the elimination round, Chase was not going to mess up.
Basic ingredients—flour, sugar, eggs, butter—were all stored under his station, and Chase pulled them out, setting everything in an order that felt familiar to him. Since he was one of the first ones back, Diego and the cameraman made a beeline for him.
As he’d been instructed, Chase kept working until Diego called for his attention. Then he stopped and gave the camera a winning grin.
“So can I take a guess at what you’re making, Chase?” Diego asked. He grinned at the camera too, slick and a little oily. Chase tried hard not to visibly cringe. He’d known what Diego was like. He’d seen him every season since the very beginning. Somehow in person was way more.
“I don’t think it’ll be too hard,” he said, amping up the charm.
Diego laughed. Thank God. “Why cherry pie? Are you not worried that’s a little too simple?”
“I don’t think so,” he said, weighing out the ingredients for the pastry from memory. “I’ve got some delicious amaretto liquor here, which should be enough to give it a little kick and bring out the flavors of the cherries. Don’t worry, I’m not going to get anyone drunk, just a little something to make it feel more grown up.” He winked at the camera. Diego, and probably every other person in the room knew the alcohol would cook off in the ovens. That last little bit was pure cheese for the cameras. Chase hoped it helped.
“That sounds great,” Diego said before he turned as if to move on to another chef.
Chase decided not to tell him about drawing inspiration from his grandmother’s recipe—that could come later, at judging. He thought it might be better to draw out his little tidbits. Anything to give him an edge. He was running blind, and he felt like he was totally out of his depth, but if he worked hard enough at it…. Chase did know how to be charming. He hoped it paid off.
Unlike the last challenge, where he’d faltered at the beginning and was forced to play catchup for the rest of the time allowance, Chase felt steady. He knew how long the pie needed to bake for, knew all the steps he needed to take in order to get a perfect finished product. He was methodical with the pastry, making it quickly, then setting it in the fridge to cool for just a few minutes to let the butter harden up so it would melt in the oven and create tender, flaky air pockets.
The cherries went into a shallow saucepan with a generous amount of sugar and an even more generous dollop of the liquor. Chase turned the heat on low under the pan and hesitated. He’d experimented with cherries a few times before, and there was something about the sweet, tangy flavor combined with something a little more pungent. It was a risk, and he wasn’t sure if risks were a good idea this early in the competition, but he crouched down again and pushed the basic ingredients around until he found it: the black pepper mill. He added a few quick twists to the cherries—There, done—and went back to the fridge for his pastry.
Chase added pepper to the pastry too, something he did fairly often, thank God, so he knew how much was enough. He was hoping the combination of the amaretto flavor and the spice was enough to elevate his simple cherry pie to the next level—the Burned level.
To his right, Kai was working on something that involved a lot of citrus fruit, and his station was covered with bright oranges, lemons, and limes. Whatever it was, it would surely look beautiful. Everything that Kai made looked amazing.
Chase forced himself to focus and got back to work on his first real Burned challenge.
ONCE ALL the pies were in the oven they had a short respite, although the cameras kept rolling, so there wasn’t really chance to relax. Chase started methodically cleaning his space, even though the producers had said there was no need for them to worry about clearing up after themselves. There were interns waiting in the wings ready to swoop in and clean, but leaving a messy kitchen space was completely antithetical to how Chase worked, so he grabbed a rag and started wiping counters.
When he looked up, Kai was watching him, grinning. Chase would have objected to the staring but Kai’s counters were sparkly clean too, and he was holding his own dishrag.
“How’s it going?” Chase asked, purposefully not raising his voice.
“Good,” Kai said. “Cherry pie?”
“Yup.” Chase refused to be intimidated. “With liquor and black pepper.”
Kai looked surprised, then impressed. “Sounds good.”
“What are you doing?”
“Sourdough puff pastry with candied citrus custard. And French thyme.”
Chase felt his eyebrows rising without his permission. “Wow.”
Suddenly cherry pie felt very, very amateur. He gave Kai a smile and turned back to his oven under the pretense of checking how his pie was baking.
Perfectly.
His earlier confidence was leeching away. Chase resumed his ritualistic cleaning and tried to focus back in. They’d been asked to make a pie, and he’d made a damn pie. It would taste good, look good, and exactly fill the brief he’d been given.
Fucking citrus custard with French thyme.
Lights around the studio flashed red as they approached the five-minute countdown, and Chase cracked the oven door open just enough to see how things were going. He was fairly confident he’d finish within the time frame, and by the time the two-minute warning was called, he was carefully pulling the dish out of the oven and setting it on one of the fancy stands they’d been given. He wanted it to cool just enough for the filling to not burn the judges’ mouths, but still be sticky and warm.
It turned out he didn’t need to worry. As soon as the buzzer sounded, the director yelled to cut, and the cameramen swooped in to take shots of each creation from every angle possible. Chase thought if they did this every week, the judges needed to get used to eating cold dessert because there was no way he’d be getting the pie to them warm after all the camera shots were taken.
He was one of the last to take his dish up to the judging table too, which meant he had to watch ten people before him be judged. And the judges certainly weren’t holding back. When they called his name, Chase forced himself to take one of those deep, calming breaths, and didn’t stutter as he offered up his creation for their criticism.
Chase watched while the three judges tasted his pies. He had sweat running down his back and the tips of his fingers were tingling. Don’t panic. Fuck. Stay cool.
“I like the flavor profile,” Diego said. “Added some interest to a commonplace pie.”
Nicolette simply nodded. She didn’t look like she had much to add to the discussion.
“I don’t hate it,” Basil said. “There is a nice sweet roundness
to the sauce. It could’ve done with a few more surprising elements, but overall you did a nice job.”
Chase breathed. Finally.
“Thank you,” he said to the judges and returned to his place in the lineup. He doubted a critique that tame would be enough to get him kicked off. Unless everyone else hit it out of the park.
“HEY, CHERRY Pie,” Kai said, grinning expansively when Chase blushed. The others were outside, waiting for the shuttle to take them back to the condo. Chase had hung back in the changing room, taking longer to swap his chef whites for civvies than was really necessary.
“Hey, yourself,” Chase replied.
Kai decided the soft blush of color that rose on Chase’s neck was absolutely delicious.
“Do you have plans this afternoon?”
It was a little after four; time in the studio had flown much quicker than Kai had expected. They had the evening to themselves and nothing was planned for “behind the scenes” type shots, so all of LA was their oyster.
Chase shook his head and finished buttoning his plaid shirt. Kai reached up and unbuttoned the top two, revealing some of Chase’s smooth chest. It was a move for sure, and elicited more of that rosy blush Kai thought was adorable.
“Do you want to go out?”
“Sure.”
Kai grinned, pleased his ruffling had done its job.
Instead of going out to the shuttle pickup point, Kai redirected them down to the basement of the studio where he kept the car he’d gone to get the moment he had time. Out of all the contestants, he alone had a car there. The show had an account with a local car rental agency, so anyone could get ahold of a vehicle if they needed one, but Kai liked having his Jeep around just in case. Besides, it still rubbed him the wrong way that if he took the company vehicles, they’d know exactly where he was. Not that he was doing anything. Still.
