ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
George Helman
Published by
Not So Noble Books
&
The Book Folks
London 2014
© George Helman
Follow further exploits of London detectives Shirley Palmer and Dave McDonald in George Helman’s latest title:
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 1
When you’re driving it is quite hard to spot them. But there! There’s one. I pull onto a side street. What looks like a sweet little old lady walks slowly along pushing a shopping trolley. Yeah. She’s the one. Shitting old biddy. Time I grabbed a granny. I stop and get out of my van.
‘Need a hand dear?’ I ask.
‘No thank you. I only live around the corner and I enjoy a walk.’
She’s onto me. I look round. No one is coming.
I pull out my knife.
‘Give us your money!’ I say.
‘I’m only an old lady,’ she says. ‘I haven’t got much.’
‘I know you’re a pissing old lady, bitch.’ I say.
She jumps and rustles for her bag. She takes her hands off the shopping trolley and she’s mine. I put my hand over her mouth. It’s disgusting. I can feel her false teeth move. She gags. Nasty shit. I’ve got a tight hold and I drag her into the back of my van. I let go of her and she screams, spitting out her teeth. I shut the door and off we go for a drive.
We drive round and round for a bit because I need her to get tired of screaming. Then, when she’s finally shut up, I drive to my lock up.
I reverse into the driveway. I’ve made it so as no one can see me come and go. This has been two years in the planning, I can tell you. I open the garage doors. Turn on the lights. I carry her. She’s heavy, all lumps and bumps, but that weight training paid off. I throw her to the floor and close the garage doors.
‘You’re evil,’ she says.
‘No,’ I say. ‘You are.’
‘I’ve never hurt a fly,’ she says.
‘You think I believe that? How old are you?’
‘I’m 83,’ she says.
‘Exactly. How do you think you’d have lived this long if you weren’t involved. Don’t think I don’t know what you did.’
‘I don’t know what you’re talking about. My age has nothing to do with it. My old mother lived to 102.’
‘You won’t,’ I say.
I’ve had enough of her talking. I pick up the wallpaper steamer I’ve left on all night. She tries to get up. She tries to run. But I push her down again. I press the steamer to her face. She screams. I can hardly pull it off. Shitting old skin is stuck to it. Half her face has ripped off. I burn her arms too.
‘Evil,’ she cries. ‘You’ll rot in Hell.’
‘You’ll rot in Hell first,’ I say. ‘I want a confession.’
She doesn’t say anything. I pull away her blouse. I press the steamer to her chest.
‘Come on. Apologise,’ I say. ‘Admit you were involved in murdering my mother.’
‘I didn’t know your mother,’ she says.
She’s whimpering now. Her scorched body is red and bleeding. Still she won’t confess.
‘Say sorry,’ I say.
I press the steamer harder.
She passes out. I try to open her eyes but I just see white and blue veins. Where’s her eyeball gone? Old people are freaky.
I can’t do much with her in this state. I tie a scarf round her mouth to stop her screaming and tie her to my workbench with strong rope. She’s still breathing.
Her false teeth are on the floor. I pick them up, they feel rank. I use them to bite her. I bite her nose. It’s hard to use the falsies but I wouldn’t use my own teeth on her. Blood runs from her nose. She wakes, choking. She coughs great coughs. She can’t breathe through her mouth and she can’t breathe through her nose. I watch her try. I watch her die. When she shudders her last, I put on my stereo to Magic FM. I dance around the garage. I’ll sleep here tonight. Tomorrow morning I’ll get the next one.
Soon as I walk in I can smell it. The smell of hospital, clinical disinfectant, smells like old biddies. Nasty shit. It’s 7:12. I can see my phone because my eyes are good. Shitting old people can’t see that. Shitting old biddies make me sick.
In the cafe there’s loads of them. They sit there, claw-like hands holding sticks and Zimmer frames. Hospitals stink. I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t know the government would get me first. I’m going to avenge my mum. She didn’t deserve what they did. Shitting old biddies hunt in packs, that’s the problem. They’re not very often on their own.
I’m in luck though. I’ve spotted one. His skin is gaunt and his liver spots make me gag. I reckon I can take him. He’s spindly enough. He’s looking over at me. Hehe, friendly one is he? He nods. I nod. He sips his tea with his sickening shaking hands. Yeah, he’s the target. If he reckons he can get the better of me he’s off on one. I’m Richie Henders. No government conspiracy will be enough. I’m going to win this.
I’m behind the newspaper ignoring him. I’m ignoring the cafe with the clatter of mugs and shitty cracked voices talking about their next operation. They'd better die on the operating table or I’ll get them instead. This is going to be the greatest revenge of a lifetime. Shitting old people will soon see they shouldn’t have lived this long. Living this long simply proves to me, Richie Henders, that they were part of it, part of the scheme that killed Mum, part of the scheme.
He’s thinking I’m just a random. He’s thinking I’m not watching him. I see him look at the clock above the counter. It’s 7:50 I want to shout. He begins to stand. I’m going to put a timer on this one. He struggles with one hand on his stick and the other on the table. Dirty old man. I hope he washed his hands before he touched anything. Probably can’t wash his own hands. Probably needs the nurse to do it.
‘Need a hand?’ I ask.
‘Thank you young man,’ he says. ‘I’m going for my gall bladder appointment.’
‘Gall bladders!’ I say. ‘You’re in the wrong building. I work here. I know. Follow me I’ll take you out to the other part of the hospital.’
The man looks at me, totally confused. He looks like he might want to argue. I smile with every bit of charm I’ve got.
‘My letter,’ he says.
‘Don’t matter what your letter says. The gall bladder clinic is definitely not here. Look mate, I’ll do you a favour. I’ll take you over there myself.’
‘Well thank you. That’s very kind.’
We walk down the corridor, back towards the revolving doors of the hospital reception area. I take him out. He’s like a loyal puppy following me, slowly, too slowly. I want to speed up. I want to get him in the van. But I need to be patient. I’ve got him now.
‘It’s over here mate,’ I say.
‘But that’s the car park,’ he says.
‘Gall bladder clinic’s over by the car park,’ I say. ‘They separated it off not long ago.’
> I almost want to take him by the arm and pull him along. I’m not touching him though. He might get funny if I touch him.
I’ve checked out the CCTV cameras already. They’ll see me leaving with him. I did find a place to park where I can’t be seen but they’ll see me leaving the hospital. I’ll just say he asked for the taxi rank and I took him there and that was that. That’s what I’ll say.
We reach my van.
‘Wait there a sec, mate,’ I say.
‘Wait here?’
‘I’ve got something in my shoe,’ I say.
I bend down, get my keys and click the electric lock. I turn towards him and swoop up, grabbing him by the waist and I open the door with my other hand and I chuck the bastard in. Job done. Then all I need to do is lock the door, get quickly round the front, and drive off.
The van is well insulated, I made sure of that after the last one. Now we’re at the traffic lights, I can hear him scream, but I don’t reckon anyone else can. There are no pedestrians looking strangely at me. I turn up the music and as the lights change, off we go.
The 9 o’clock news comes on the radio. There’s no mention of a missing old biddy. I haven’t been seen. I drive the van in the parking space outside the garage backing up so that the doors are close to the garage. I jump out. He can tell we’ve stopped.
‘Help me!’ he screams.
‘Shut up old man,’ I say. ‘No one can hear you anyway.’
I can hear him crying. Soft git. I open the garage door. I turn on the fluorescent light. It flickers. Next thing I know, the light’s gone out. Great. The bulb’s gone. I’ve got a torch somewhere. A good solid one for hitting shitting old men.
‘Help!’
‘It’s alright old man,’ I shout. ‘It’ll all be over soon. We’ll soon extract that gall bladder of yours.’
He whimpers.
Good. That means he knows he’s going to die. That means he knows vengeance has come. I’m ready now. I open the van door. The old man has his fists up. Yeah, like that’ll help. I grab him by the fists. I pull him out of the van and he falls.
‘Lost your stick have you?’ I ask.
I pull him along the floor, get him in the garage, close the doors behind us.
‘We’re alone now,’ I say.
‘Why are you doing this?’ he says.
‘Huh,’ I say. ‘Like you don’t know. If you think you can convince me that you weren’t part of the government experiment, you’ve got another think coming.’
And he’s all wide eyed, like an innocent baby.
‘It’s your fault my Mum died. You made her go mad. You made her kill herself. You gave her enough chemicals to make her loop the loop.’
‘Before I retired-’ he says.
‘Exactly,’ I say. ‘Before you retired. My Mum didn’t get to retire. She was an experiment. I know you old people. You were all in it together. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t have lived this long.’
‘But I was a clerk for an accountant. I never worked for the government.’
I’ve had enough. This old man thinks he can lie his way into living even fucking longer. I push him into a chair and tie him up.
‘If I leave you here,’ I say. ‘You’ll die of pneumonia.’
‘My daughter will be looking for me,’ he says.
Shitting old biddy. He’s probably pissed himself already.
‘My daughter will find me,’ he says.
I hit him round the head with the torch. He cries out. Ha. It’s fun. It’s fun hitting him. I’m going to do it again. Ha.
I go to my tool box. I take out my hammer. I hit the man round the head. He cries out. I hit him again, on the arm. I hit him on his legs. I hit him elsewhere. He’s sobbing now. Ha. This is my vengeance. This is what I was born to do. I hit him on the head. He doesn’t flinch. His head is on the side. He’s not crying. He’s not moving. He’s dead. The man has died.
That was easier than I thought. I’ve killed another one. Lots more to go but it’s a start. Go, Richie, go. Mum must be proud from her grave. I can feel it. She’s proud of me. I’m avenging her.
I pick up the old man. I put him next to the other one. For now, they can stay at the back of the garage. Ha. I open the lid to check he’s dead. He is. I open the garage door to the light of the day. I take out the photo I have of Mum and stroke her young face.
Chapter 2
Inspector Dave McDonald rubbed his tired eyes. Three more hours of his shift to go. Things were quiet and he was catching up on paperwork. Filing reports on stabbings and robberies wasn’t the best fun but at least he wasn’t rushing around after gangs that seemed to multiply in members by the minute.
Shirley Palmer, his sergeant, popped her head over the top of his computer, her short dark hair styled to the side.
‘Tea?’
He smiled shyly.
‘I’ll get it,’ he said. ‘You got it last time.’
‘Nah, I’ll make it. I know how I like it.’
‘So do I!’ he said. ‘Two sugars and a centimetre of milk.’
‘There’s an art, there’s an art.’
He rolled his eyes. She always made his tea too weak but he would never say. He would quietly drink it. Working on the go had made him learn to like tea made any which way. There was only one greasy spoon that did it right, run by gangsters, and made the traditional way.
He tried not to watch Shirley’s legs disappear to the kitchen. He had a strict rule to treat her like a man. If only her eyes weren’t so deep and thoughtful. He reasoned with himself. They would never be an item, it was good to work with someone you like, and thoughts like that were for the bedroom only. The bedroom alone at night while she was probably out with a sexy lesbian having a great time.
As he filed the mug shot of a drug dealer, the phone rang to say there was a job. An elderly lady had gone missing. Poor woman, she most likely had Alzheimer’s. They’d find her wandering up the motorway, or more likely run over.
Shirley came back with the weak tea.
‘Only a pinch of milk, just how you like it,’ she said.
‘Thanks Shirley. Looks lovely,’ he said. ‘We’ve got a case come through. Elderly lady missing. Disappeared to go shopping and never came home. The warden at the sheltered accommodation called us.’
‘Aw,’ said Shirley. ‘It’s sad when that happens. She probably had a heart attack on the way home.’
‘Something like that,’ said Dave.
They drank their tea without saying a word, then headed out to visit the warden.
The sheltered accommodation was roomy. The warden showed them the communal areas.
‘Each flat has its own kitchen as most residents aren’t completely disabled. It’s mostly people whose families won’t take them in when they get too old to run a house. Some of them, between me and you, are a little cantankerous and you can sort of see why they’re not with their children.’
He nodded at Dave.
‘And Mrs Mckinckley? Is she known to be that way.’
‘Well, I wouldn’t want to say, not without knowing where she’s got to.’
He nodded at Dave.
‘Did she show any sign of dementia?’ asked Dave.
‘Oh no!’ said the warden. ‘Not at all. In fact she was bright as a button. She was finding it difficult to walk that was the only thing. Which is why we’re all so worried.’
‘She might have fallen?’ asked Shirley.
‘I’ve called all the hospitals,’ said the warden, ignoring Shirley and talking to Dave. ‘There’s no sign of her. And it was so strange, the way we found her shopping trolley round the corner, all full of shopping, and no sign of her.’
‘Why is that strange, in particular?’ said Shirley.
‘Well,’ he said, looking at her for the first time. ‘She couldn’t walk without it. It was a shopping trolley that acted as a Zimmer, you see. It’s just so peculiar. Where could she have got to?’
Dave looked at the ground. It did seem unusual.<
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‘There’s a bit of scrubland nearby, isn’t there?’ he said.
‘Yes, except it is cordoned off where they’re about to build some flats. It used to be open with trees but they’ve cut them all down now. They’re ready to build.’
‘We’ll take a look,’ said Dave. ‘Thank you for your time.’
Dave and Shirley headed over to the scrubland, which was now a building site, surrounded by wooden boards to keep out the public.
‘So she walked from Camberwell shops. She got here. And then she abandoned her Zimmer and disappeared without her shopping. Does it seem like a robbery to you? Perhaps if she was as difficult as the warden seemed to say, then she stood up to a thief and got herself hurt. Do you think?’
‘Might be worth checking the CCTV.’
They looked up to see that the CCTV in that part of the road had been taken down for building works.
‘There’s one on this corner,’ said Shirley. ‘We could check her movements from the shops to here.’
‘Good idea,’ said Dave.
Dave called the station and asked them to get the CCTV ready for their return. They jumped back in the car and made their way back to the station.
The CCTV showed Mrs Mckinckley walk slowly from the shops, around the corner, and then no further.
‘So we’re looking for possible muggers,’ said Dave.
They watched a couple of people pass her and carry on.
‘If only she wasn’t such an early riser. Everyone else is just thinking about shopping. They’re not coming back again already.’
‘Wait,’ said Shirley. ‘Watch this van.’
‘Oh my God. It seems like it is following her,’ said Dave.
‘Then look. It stops. And fast forward, the next we see it, it drives off the same way it came.’
‘And it came from the exact spot where there’s no CCTV, the exact spot where Mrs Mckinckley’s shopping trolley was found. Let’s get the reg.’
They zoomed in but the image was blurred.
‘Can you make out that registration number?’ asked Dave.
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