High Balls

by Tara Lain

  They drained their mimosas, and Gareth started pouring more from the pitchers of orange juice and bottles of champagne on the table.

  Andy tugged at Snake’s shirtsleeve. “Now?”

  Snake shook his head, and Andy made a face but bent over his arduous writing.

  Theodore said, “I know you all plotted to make this happen, and I can’t begin to say thank you. Adam, I know our case was way outside your comfort zone, and the amount of work you must have done to win so handily is unimaginable. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

  Tall, lean Sky with his halo of curls wrapped a long arm around Adam. “He’s amazing. There’s nothing he can’t do.”

  Everyone grabbed their now full glasses and toasted, “To Adam!”

  Andy looked up from the paper he was writing on with fierce concentration. “Will you teach me to dive, Adam?”

  Adam looked toward his husband. “Well, Sky’s the expert. Let’s ask him.”

  Sky Mickeljohn was a force of nature, and Andy looked at him a little shyly. “Could you, Uncle Sky?” He flashed his dimples, and Sky laughed.

  “When you pull out the big guns, how can I refuse? How about we plan our first lesson maybe next weekend?”

  “Yayyy.” He looked at Snake with big eyes, and Snake shook his head. Andy bent over his paper.

  “What are you doing, Andy?” Mick craned his neck to see what Andy was sweating over.

  “Writing my review of Pete’s Dragon.”

  Edge, the huge, platinum blond Aussie, said, “Looks like you’ve got another writer in the family, guys.”

  Hunter, Gareth, and Edge all got up to grab the food from the serving counter, and everyone plunged in as it arrived.

  Theodore leaned against Snake. “I didn’t realize I was so hungry.”

  “Good company makes for good appetite.” He kissed his nose.

  Andy nudged Snake. “Look. They got me waffles and bacon.”

  They had just about finished eating when Snake tensed next to Theodore and made him look up. “Uh, Teddy.”

  Theodore followed Snake’s line of sight to see Hanson Anderson standing a few feet away.

  Andy looked up, gasped, and crawled onto Snake’s lap. The whole table went quiet.

  Hanson frowned but then tried to follow up with a smile. “Sorry to intrude. I, uh, just wanted to say hello.” He pointed toward the sidewalk. “I was doing some shopping at the farmer’s market and, uh, saw you all, uh, celebrating.”

  Theodore nodded.

  Snake said, “We haven’t exactly met. I’m Streams Erasmo, Theodore and Andy’s—”

  “Dragon!” Andy tightened his arms around Snake’s neck. “Snake’s my dragon. He takes care of me. He never lets anyone hurt me.”

  Hanson cringed a little, and his eyes got shiny. “That’s certainly true, Andy. I’ve noticed how he does take very good care of you.”

  “Extremely excellent.”

  Hanson nodded.

  “I’m writing a review of Pete’s Dragon, Grandpa.”

  “You are? Well, I’d like to see that.” He looked around the table. “But I don’t want to intrude on your party. Uh, maybe we could get together for pizza soon. You, your dad, your, uh, dragon, and me.”

  Andy never let go of Snake’s neck. “Doesn’t Grandma like pizza?”

  “Well, not as much as me.” His lips turned up quickly. “But she does love romance novels—written by Crystal Streams.”

  Theodore smiled tightly and nodded. “Why don’t you call me, Hanson, and we’ll see about setting up that pizza date?”

  “Yes, I will. Thank you. Bye, Andy.”

  “Bye.”

  Hanson Anderson walked off the patio and Theodore stared at Snake. “I’m dreaming.”

  Snake looked at Andy. “Shall we do it now?”

  “Yes! Yes!” He started digging in Snake’s jeans’ pocket, which required some serious gymnastics since he was still occupying Snake’s lap. Finally he pulled up a box. A jeweler’s box.

  Theodore looked between them. “What?”

  Andy shook his head and put a finger to his lips. “Dad, shh.” He handed the box to Snake. “Dad, Snake says he really likes being my dragon, but he wants to be your dragon too. So, uh, will you marry us?”

  Theodore’s heart turned to mush, his renowned intellect dissolved, and tears dripped from his eyes.

  Snake opened the box to reveal a beautiful band with emeralds and sapphires set into it. He smiled. “For your eyes and my eyes. Will you marry us, Teddy Bear? I’d like to spend my life proving to you that dreams come true.”

  Rod wiped water from his cheeks and raised a glass. “To happy ever afters!”

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  Snow Balls

  By Tara Lain

  A Balls to the Wall Romance

  JJ LaRousse looks like a quarterback but acts like a queen. He’s trying to be proud of who he is—until a robbery at the famous Laguna Winter Fantasy brings JJ face-to-face with tough cop Ryan Star. JJ hears Ryan likes manly men, so he drops his voice an octave, colors his pink hair, and tries to pass as a football fan.

  Ryan Star may be tough, but he keeps his sexuality to himself at work. He learned in New York that being a gay cop can be deadly. His attraction to JJ threatens his secret, but he’s finding it hard to back away from a guy who’s so totally his type. Then, during a ski trip and a confrontation with JJ’s biggest nemesis, all the facades come crashing down. In the aftermath, can Ryan love JJ for who he really is? More importantly, can JJ?

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  Chapter One

  “OH MY God. Rodney, did you hear about the robbery? I saw them. I talked to them!” JJ LaRousse fluttered his hands, but he couldn’t help it. At six foot four and one ninety-eight, fluttery hands might be an incongruity, but sometimes his emotions won. Sometimes? Well, maybe all the time.

  “Take an end before I drop it.” Rod’s short arms could barely grasp the edges of the giant painting, and it tipped precariously as he approached the booth. Rodney Mansfield’s small stature didn’t match his enormous personality.

  “Sorry.” JJ grabbed the painting with one hand and lifted the burden. He glanced at the semi-impressionistic portrait of a drool-producing nude man lying on the grass in the sun, his big, relaxed cock illuminated by a ray of sunshine. Why can’t I find a guy like that? Well, maybe not lying on the grass nude, but a special guy. Still, having a partner meant taking care of someone, and that was so not his forte.

  JJ set the canvas on the floor of the booth at the back beside the boxes of little clownish dolls they were hoping to sell for holiday gifts at the Winter Fantasy Art and Craft Show.

  Rod leaned against the sales counter and pulled off the bright aqua scarf he’d wrapped around his neck three times. It might be December, but it was still a good sixty-five degrees outside. California winter. “Yeah, I heard people talking about the robbery when I came in. What happened, darling?”

  JJ flopped down on a wooden crate that held more items from the gallery for the booth. “These two guys dressed like Santa Claus and an elf apparently came in early this morning when people were just starting to set up. Everybody thought they were part of the Santa’s village display, so nobody suspected anything until Suzanne and Ollie saw them hanging around some of their jewelry boxes. Before Suzanne even realized what they’d done, the guys had stolen expensive stuff from them and a bunch of other booths too. When they went to look for them, the two men were gone.” He took a deep breath. “But I saw them!” His hands started to flutter, and he curled them into fists. “They came right by here. I talked to them!” He fanned his face. Fluttering again.

  Rod reached out and grasped JJ’s hands. He smiled. Rod was so great at calming him down. Yes, he was a drama queen, but Rodney knew how to handle him. “What did you say to them?”

  “Something about where they’d left their reindeer and weren’t they traveling a little early. God, how dumb could I b
e?”

  Rod stared at him intently. “Not your fault. Did they answer?”

  “Yes.”

  “And what did they say?”

  “The big guy, Santa, said their sleigh was double-parked and you know how tough the meter maids are in Laguna. Oh hell, I laughed. Damn.”

  “You’re going to have to tell all this to the police.”

  JJ sighed. “I know. A cop in a uniform came over and said that a detective will be here soon to question me.” He pulled his hand from Rod’s grasp and started fanning again. He just couldn’t help it. “Oh God, I could die.”

  Rod pointed to the back wall. “So let’s get the painting hung, and you can set up the rest of the booth. That’ll take your mind off it.”

  “Okay.” Rod always knew what to do. JJ stood up and grabbed a hammer and hook he’d brought for the purpose. With Rod’s guidance, the gorgeous painting by Roman, the nom de plume of Rodney Mansfield, soon dominated the back wall of the booth. They probably wouldn’t sell it here. Most people attending the exhibition were looking for Christmas gifts, and a $15,000 painting wasn’t exactly a stocking stuffer, but it would attract people to the gallery later.

  Rod stepped back. “Looks great.” He pointed at JJ’s head. “By the way, I like the new do.”

  JJ patted a hand against his longish hair. He’d dyed it pink that morning from its usual brown. “I had a great role model.” It was true. Rod was JJ’s best example for how to be himself.

  Rod laughed and flipped his red-and-green bangs. “I’m doing a holiday motif.”

  Voices sounded from two booths down. “Ma’am, I’d like to ask you a few questions, if you wouldn’t mind.” JJ shivered. Was he scared of the police or reacting to that low, gravelly voice? He walked to the edge of the booth and peeked around the corner. Sweet dreams of baby gay boys—that was a hunk. JJ pulled back and started fanning.

  Rod glanced up from his inspection of a piece of sculpture. “What?”

  JJ hissed. “Look. Oh my God, look at what’s coming to question me.” The fanning hand moved so fast it was probably invisible.

  Rod stepped out into the walkway in front of the booth. The man knew no fear. Of course, he was a black belt in karate, but still. Rod glanced toward the neighboring display, then walked casually back into the booth. He lowered his voice. “I’ve seen that guy before. A Laguna cop. But I think he’s some transplant from New York City or something.”

  “Holy shit, don’t tell me that.” JJ was going to faint.

  Rod shook his head. “Come on, he’s just going to ask you some questions.”

  “I know. Okay, yes.” Deep breath.

  Rod lowered his voice to a whisper. “Besides, I think he might be gay.” Rod grinned like a canary that ate the cat.

  “Oh God, be still my heart.”

  Rod laughed. “Clearly, darling, you’re also a member of Alpha Males Anonymous.”

  JJ sighed. “But you and David both got your alphas. In fact, David got two!” His boss, the gallery owner, David Underwood, had partnered with the two hunkiest Australian volleyball players God ever created.

  “Yes, darling, and so will you.” He grinned. “Well, maybe not two. We’re not all that lucky.”

  JJ shook his head. “I don’t know what I want. I mean, look at me. Everyone thinks I’m an alpha male. You’d expect me to be carrying a football instead of picking out sofa fabric. The only guys who like me are twinks looking for someone to take care of them.” But he knew he couldn’t take care of anybody. He’d sure proven that in his life. He tossed a piece of straw off the counter. “Besides, I don’t know if I like the tough, alpha types. They scare me. Oh hell, I don’t know anything. I really want a partner, but I play around. I can’t help myself.”

  “You’re only twenty-three. Give yourself a break.” Rod winked. “Besides, you’re not looking for a type. You’re looking for a person.”

  JJ smiled. Rod always made him feel better. “Thanks. You really are as smart as they come.”

  “So are you, darling. Sometimes you just let your emotions overrule your head.” Rod leaned in and said softly, “I saw that cop at a bar one time with a guy who could have just been a buddy. I mean, the other man was as straight-looking as they come. Football-player type, you know? But it was a gay bar in Santa Ana, so you figure it out.”

  “Wow.”

  Rod looped his scarf once around his neck. “I have to go back to the studio. I’ve got a model coming in at noon, and then I’m having a late lunch with my honey. He doesn’t have many classes today.”

  JJ frowned. “Damn. I was hoping you could stay while I answered the cop’s questions.” He took a deep breath. “But say hi to Hunter for me.”

  “You’ll do fine. Kiss-kiss, darling.” Rod smooched the air, gave JJ a hug around his upper chest, and walked out of the booth with that cocky stride of his. It would be great to be more like Rodney—brave and feisty, daring the world to criticize him. Yes, and having the most beautiful ex-firefighter turned teacher in all of southern California as a lover. Why couldn’t he find that kind of love? Oh well.

  JJ peeked around the corner again. The cop was right next door, and the quick glance took JJ’s breath away. Why? The guy was nice enough looking, but not some drop-dead gorgeous movie star. Medium height with short dark hair, a lean build, and slightly pockmarked face. There was something that radiated off him, though. Power or certainty… something.

  JJ stared up at the morning sun. So Rod had seen this cop in a gay bar with a straight-looking guy. JJ fanned himself. He looked at the hand and clenched it into a fist. Hell, he was straight-looking as long as you didn’t spend five minutes with him. But that cop was about to get up close and personal. Could he do it? People always expected him to be tough and masculine. Maybe he could fake it. Did he want to? He’d spent so long accepting who he was. Still… maybe just once.

  The kid who took tickets at the front gate ambled by.

  JJ waved. “Ralphie.”

  The big kid turned. “Hi, JJ.”

  JJ wagged a finger toward him, and Ralphie came into the booth. JJ whispered, “Could I borrow your baseball cap?”

  “And cover up that great do? Hell, man, why do that?”

  JJ shrugged. “The police. You know.” He pointed at his head.

  “Oh yeah. The gay thing. Sure, no problem.” Ralphie handed it over, and JJ popped the USC cap over his pink streaks. “How’s it look?”

  “You’re positively collegiate, buddy.”

  Yeah, US College of Decorators! “Thanks. I’ll bring it back before I go.”

  “A-OK.” The kid left at the same sauntering pace.

  JJ grabbed his jacket and slipped it on, then took a deep breath. Why was he doing this? Well, he could say he didn’t want the cop to think he was a stupid ninny whose eyewitness account couldn’t be trusted. Yeah. That was it. His story and he was sticking to it.

  He bent over and started pulling more of the small dolls out of the box. Something moved in the tissue. Oh God, a spider! He threw the paper across the booth, jumped back, and fanned himself while the eight-legged foe crawled into the sawdust-covered pathway. “Good. Go. Go!” He flicked his hands. JJ hated to wish for the spider to get stepped on, but those were the facts.

  Try again. Deep breath. Calm. Channel Steve McQueen. Well, maybe not that far.

  He looked at the beautiful Christmas village he’d set up on a large side display table, complete with skaters on the mirror pond and tiny decorated trees. Carefully he placed the art objects into the scene. These dolls would bring in the money during Winter Fantasy because people could afford to give them as gifts. An original piece of art at a reasonable price. It was a great find for shoppers. He nestled a lovely red-and-green doll into a forest of tiny pines.

  “That’s really pretty.”

  “Oh.” JJ almost dropped the doll. He grabbed it firmly, placed it, breathed, and turned toward the husky voice. Showtime.

  The cop raised the corners of his mouth
slightly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to startle you.”

  Could he try out his own deep voice? JJ cleared his throat and dropped his tone from the usual stratosphere. “Not a problem. I wasn’t paying attention.” Blue. The guy’s eyes were a deep blue. Up close, his face had a classic structure that looked like it had been wrecked a bit. A high-bridged nose with a slight crook, as if somebody broke it once or twice, creamy skin marred by a few orange-peel-like marks, a light scar from the upper part of his neck that curved over his jaw. Scary. Ummmm… and sexy.

  The policeman took out a small notebook—just like in the movies. “I’d like to ask you a few questions about what you saw today.”

  JJ took hold of the edges of the counter so he could keep his hands still. “Okay.” He tried again, an octave lower. “Sure. Shoot.”

  The guy flipped a page of the notebook. JJ stared at him and the question burst out. “Uh, what’s your name?”

  The guy looked embarrassed. “I’m so sorry. I should have identified myself. I just… uh, I’m Detective Star.” He flashed his badge.

  “What Star?”

  “Excuse me?”

  “What’s your first name?”

  “Oh. Ryan.”

  JJ smiled. “Nice name. I’m JJ LaRousse.”

  The detective looked a little confused, but he wrote it down. “One S or two?”

  “Two. And the JJ stands for Jamison.”

  “So Mr. LaRousse—”

  “JJ.”

  “JJ. Can you tell me where you were this morning at nine forty-five?”

  JJ’s eyes widened. “Do you think I did the robberies?” He held the counter really tight.

  “Mr.—uh, JJ, I was told that you saw the thieves, and I’m just trying to determine the chain of events.”

  JJ breathed out. Relax! “Yes, uh, I was right here in this booth.”

  “Can you describe what you saw?”

  “I saw Santa Claus and his elf walking past really fast.” He looked into the blue eyes. “I guess I should say I saw two men dressed as those characters.”