The Weird: A Compendium of Strange and Dark Stories

by Jeff Vandermeer; Ann Vandermeer

  ‘Oh, forget the book,’ he said impatiently, and, pulling her down beside him on the bank above the cutting, put his arms round her.

  ‘It’s the wrong time of day for sightseeing. Look, there’s a rat swimming there the other side.’

  He picked up a stone and threw it in the water, and the animal sank, or somehow disappeared, and nothing was left but bubbles.

  ‘Don’t,’ said Laura. ‘It’s cruel, poor thing,’ and then suddenly, putting her hand on her knee, ‘Do you think Christine is sitting here beside us?’

  He did not answer at once. What was there to say? Would it be like this forever?

  ‘I expect so,’ he said slowly, ‘if you feel she is.’

  The point was, remembering Christine before the onset of the fatal meningitis, she would have been running along the bank excitedly, throwing off her shoes, wanting to paddle, giving Laura a fit of apprehension. ‘Sweetheart, take care, come back…’

  ‘The woman said she was looking so happy, sitting beside us, smiling,’ said Laura. She got up, brushing her dress, her mood changed to restlessness. ‘Come on, let’s go back,’ she said.

  He followed her with a sinking heart. He knew she did not really want to buy postcards or see what remained to be seen; she wanted to go in search of the women again, not necessarily to talk, just to be near them. When they came to the open place by the stalls he noticed that the crowd of tourists had thinned, there were only a few stragglers left, and the sisters were not amongst them. They must have joined the main body who had come to Torcello by the ferry service. A wave of relief seized him.

  ‘Look, there’s a mass of postcards at the second stall,’ he said quickly, ‘and some eye-catching head scarves. Let me buy you a head scarf.’

  ‘Darling, I’ve so many!’ she protested. ‘Don’t waste your lire.’

  ‘It isn’t a waste. I’m in a buying mood. What about a basket? You know we never have enough baskets. Or some lace. How about lace?’

  She allowed herself, laughing, to be dragged to the stall. While he rumpled through the goods spread out before them, and chatted up the smiling woman who was selling her wares, his ferociously bad Italian making her smile the more, he knew it would give the body of tourists more time to walk to the landing stage and catch the ferry service, and the twin sisters would be out of sight and out of their life.

  ‘Never,’ said Laura, some twenty minutes later, ‘has so much junk been piled into so small a basket,’ her bubbling laugh reassuring him that all was well, he needn’t worry any more, the evil hour had passed. The launch from the Cipriani that had brought them from Venice was waiting by the landing stage. The passengers who had arrived with them, the Americans, the man with the monocle, were already assembled. Earlier, before setting out, he had thought the price for lunch and transport, there and back, decidedly steep. Now he grudged none of it, except that the outing to Torcello itself had been one of the major errors of this particular holiday in Venice. They stepped down into the launch, finding a place in the open, and the boat chugged away down the canal and into the lagoon. The ordinary ferry had gone before, steaming towards Murano, while their own craft headed past San Francesco del Deserto and so back direct to Venice.

  He put his arm around her once more, holding her close, and this time she responded, smiling up at him, her head on his shoulder.

  ‘It’s been a lovely day,’ she said. ‘I shall never forget it, never. You know, darling, now at last I can begin to enjoy our holiday.’

  He wanted to shout with relief. It’s going to be all right, he decided, let her believe what she likes, it doesn’t matter, it makes her happy. The beauty of Venice rose before them, sharply outlined against the glowing sky, and there was still so much to see, wandering there together, that might now be perfect because of her change of mood, the shadow having lifted, and aloud he began to discuss the evening to come, where they would dine – not the restaurant they usually went to, near the Fenice theatre, but somewhere different, somewhere new.

  ‘Yes, but it must be cheap,’ she said, falling in with his mood, ‘because we’ve already spent so much today.’

  Their hotel by the Grand Canal had a welcoming, comforting air. The clerk smiled as he handed over their key. The bedroom was familiar, like home, with Laura’s things arranged neatly on the dressing-table, but with it the little festive atmosphere of strangeness, of excitement, that only a holiday bedroom brings. This is ours for the moment, but no more. While we are in it we bring it life. When we have gone it no longer exists, it fades into anonymity. He turned on both taps in the bathroom, the water gushing into the bath, the steam rising. ‘Now,’ he thought afterwards, ‘now at last is the moment to make love,’ and he went back into the bedroom, and she understood, and opened her arms and smiled. Such blessed relief after all those weeks of restraint.

  ‘The thing is,’ she said later, fixing her ear-rings before the looking-glass, ‘I’m not really terribly hungry. Shall we just be dull and eat in the dining-room here?’

  ‘God, no!’ he exclaimed. ‘With all those rather dreary couples at the other tables? I’m ravenous. I’m also gay. I want to get rather sloshed.’

  ‘Not bright lights and music, surely?’

  ‘No, no…some small, dark, intimate cave, rather sinister, full of lovers with other people’s wives.’

  ‘Hmm,’ sniffed Laura, ‘we all know what that means. You’ll spot some Italian lovely of sixteen and smirk at her through dinner, while I’m stuck high and dry with a beastly man’s broad back.’

  They went out laughing into the warm soft night, and the magic was about them everywhere. ‘Let’s walk,’ he said, ‘let’s walk and work up an appetite for our gigantic meal,’ and inevitably they found themselves by the Molo and the lapping gondolas dancing upon the water, the lights everywhere blending with the darkness. There were other couples strolling for the same sake of aimless enjoyment, backwards, forwards, purposeless, and the inevitable sailors in groups, noisy, gesticulating, and dark-eyed girls whispering, clicking on high heels.

  ‘The trouble is,’ said Laura, ‘walking in Venice becomes compulsive once you start. Just over the next bridge, you say, and then the next one beckons. I’m sure there are no restaurants down here, we’re almost at those public gardens where they hold the Biennale. Let’s turn back. I know there’s a restaurant somewhere near the church of San Zaccaria, there’s a little alleyway leading to it.’

  ‘Tell you what,’ said John, ‘if we go down here by the Arsenal, and cross that bridge at the end and head left, we’ll come upon San Zaccaria from the other side. We did it the other morning.’

  ‘Yes, but it was daylight then. We may lose our way, it’s not very well lit.’

  ‘Don’t fuss. I have an instinct for these things.’

  They turned down the Fondamenta dell’ Arsenale and crossed the little bridge short of the Arsenal itself, and so on past the church of San Martino. There were two canals ahead, one bearing right, the other left, with narrow streets beside them. John hesitated. Which one was it they had walked beside the day before?

  ‘You see,’ protested Laura, ‘we shall be lost, just as I said.’

  ‘Nonsense,’ replied John firmly. ‘It’s the left-hand one, I remember the little bridge.’

  The canal was narrow, the houses on either side seemed to close in upon it, and in the daytime, with the sun’s reflection on the water and the windows of the houses open, bedding upon the balconies, a canary singing in a cage, there had been an impression of warmth, of secluded shelter. Now, ill-lit, almost in darkness, the windows of the houses shuttered, the water dank, the scene appeared altogether different, neglected, poor, and the long narrow boats moored to the slippery steps of cellar entrances looked like coffins.

  ‘I swear I don’t remember this bridge,’ said Laura, pausing, and holding on to the rail, ‘and I don’t like the look of that alleyway beyond.’

  ‘There’s a lamp halfway up,’ John told her. ‘I know exactly where we a
re, not far from the Greek quarter.’

  They crossed the bridge, and were about to plunge into the alleyway when they heard the cry. It came, surely, from one of the houses on the opposite side, but which one it was impossible to say. With the shutters closed each one of them seemed dead. They turned, and stared in the direction from which the sound had come.

  ‘What was it?’ whispered Laura.

  ‘Some drunk or other,’ said John briefly. ‘Come on.’

  Less like a drunk than someone being strangled, and the choking cry suppressed as the grip held firm.

  ‘We ought to call the police,’ said Laura.

  ‘Oh, for heaven’s sake,’ said John. Where did she think she was – Piccadilly?

  ‘Well, I’m off, it’s sinister,’ she replied, and began to hurry away up the twisting alleyway. John hesitated, his eye caught by a small figure which suddenly crept from a cellar entrance below one of the opposite houses, and then jumped into a narrow boat below. It was a child, a little girl – she couldn’t have been more than five or six – wearing a short coat over her minute skirt, a pixie hood covering her head. There were four boats moored, line upon line, and she proceeded to jump from one to the other with surprising agility, intent, it would seem, upon escape. Once her foot slipped and he caught his breath, for she was within a few feet of the water, losing balance; then she recovered, and hopped on to the furthest boat. Bending, she tugged at the rope, which had the effect of swinging the boat’s after-end across the canal, almost touching the opposite side and another cellar entrance, about thirty feet from the spot where John stood watching her. Then the child jumped again, landing upon the cellar steps, and vanished into the house, the boat swinging back into midcanal behind her. The whole episode could not have taken more than four minutes. Then he heard the quick patter of feet. Laura had returned. She had seen none of it, for which he felt unspeakably thankful. The sight of a child, a little girl, in what must have been near danger, her fear that the scene he had just witnessed was in some way a sequel to the alarming cry, might have had a disastrous effect on her overwrought nerves.

  ‘What are you doing?’ she called. ‘I daren’t go on without you. The wretched alley branches in two directions.’

  ‘Sorry,’ he told her. ‘I’m coming.’

  He took her arm and they walked briskly along the alley, John with an apparent confidence he did not possess.

  ‘There were no more cries, were there?’ she asked.

  ‘No,’ he said, ‘no, nothing. I tell you, it was some drunk.’

  The alley led to a deserted campo behind a church, not a church he knew, and he led the way across, along another street and over a further bridge.

  ‘Wait a minute,’ he said. ‘I think we take this right-hand turning. It will lead us into the Greek quarter – the church of San Georgio is somewhere over there.’

  She did not answer. She was beginning to lose faith. The place was like a maze. They might circle round and round forever, and then find themselves back again, near the bridge where they had heard the cry. Doggedly he led her on, and then surprisingly, with relief, he saw people walking in the lighted street ahead, there was a spire of a church, the surroundings became familiar.

  ‘There, I told you,’ he said. ‘That’s San Zaccaria, we’ve found it all right. Your restaurant can’t be far away.’

  And anyway, there would be other restaurants, somewhere to eat, at least here was the cheering glitter of lights, of movement, canals beside which people walked, the atmosphere of tourism. The letters ‘Ristorante’, in blue lights, shone like a beacon down a left-hand alley.

  ‘Is this your place?’ he asked.

  ‘God knows,’ she said. ‘Who cares? Let’s feed there anyway.’

  And so into the sudden blast of heated air and hum of voices, the smell of pasta, wine, waiters, jostling customers, laughter. ‘For two? This way, please.’ Why, he thought, was one’s British nationality always so obvious? A cramped little table and an enormous menu scribbled in an indecipherable mauve biro, with the waiter hovering, expecting the order forthwith.

  ‘Two very large camparis, with soda,’ John said. ‘Then we’ll study the menu.’

  He was not going to be rushed. He handed the bill of fare to Laura and looked about him. Mostly Italians – that meant the food would be good. Then he saw them. At the opposite side of the room. The twin sisters. They must have come into the restaurant hard upon Laura’s and his own arrival, for they were only now sitting down, shedding their coats, the waiter hovering beside the table. John was seized with the irrational thought that this was no coincidence. The sisters had noticed them both, in the street outside and had followed them in. Why, in the name of hell, should they have picked on this particular spot, in the whole of Venice, unless…unless Laura herself, at Torcello, had suggested a further encounter, or the sister had suggested it to her? A small restaurant near the church of San Zaccaria, we go there sometimes for dinner. It was Laura, before the walk, who had mentioned San Zaccaria…

  She was still intent upon the menu, she had not seen the sisters, but any moment now she would have chosen what she wanted to eat, and then she would raise her head and look across the room. If only the drinks would come. If only the waiter would bring the drinks, it would give Laura something to do.

  ‘You know, I was thinking,’ he said quickly, ‘we really ought to go to the garage tomorrow and get the car, and do that drive to Padua. We could lunch in Padua, see the cathedral and touch St. Antony’s tomb and look at the Giotto frescoes, and come back by way of those various villas along the Brenta that the guidebook cracks up.’

  It was no use, though. She was looking up, across the restaurant, and she gave a little gasp of surprise. It was genuine. He could swear it was genuine.

  ‘Look,’ she said, ‘how extraordinary! How really amazing!’

  ‘What?’ he said sharply.

  ‘Why, there they are. My wonderful old twins. They’ve seen us, what’s more. They’re staring this way.’ She waved her hand, radiant, delighted. The sister she had spoken to at Torcello bowed and smiled. False old bitch, he thought. I know they followed us.

  ‘Oh, darling, I must go and speak to them,’ she said impulsively, ‘just to tell them how happy I’ve been all day, thanks to them.’

  ‘Oh, for heaven’s sake!’ he said. ‘Look, here are the drinks. And we haven’t ordered yet. Surely you can wait until later, until we’ve eaten?’

  ‘I won’t be a moment,’ she said, ‘and anyway I want scampi, nothing first. I told you I wasn’t hungry.’

  She got up, and, brushing past the waiter with the drinks, crossed the room. She might have been greeting the loved friends of years. He watched her bend over the table and shake them both by the hand, and because there was a vacant chair at their table she drew it up and sat down, talking, smiling. Nor did the sisters seem surprised, at least not the one she knew, who nodded and talked back, while the blind sister remained impassive.

  ‘All right,’ thought John savagely, ‘then I will get sloshed,’ and he proceeded to down his campari and soda and order another, while he pointed out something quite negligible on the menu as his own choice, but remembered scampi for Laura. ‘And a bottle of Soave,’ he added, ‘with ice.’

  The evening was ruined anyway. What was to have been an intimate, happy occasion would now be heavy-laden with spiritualistic visions, poor little dead Christine sharing the table with them, which was so damned stupid when in earthly life she would have been tucked up hours ago in bed. The bitter taste of the campari suited his mood of sudden self-pity, and all the while he watched the group at the table in the opposite corner, Laura apparently listening while the more active sister held forth and the blind one sat silent, her formidable sightless eyes turned in his direction.

  ‘She’s phoney,’ he thought, ‘she’s not blind at all. They’re both of them frauds, and they could be males in drag after all, just as we pretended at Torcello, and they’re after Laura.’

/>   He began on his second campari and soda. The two drinks, taken on an empty stomach, had an instant effect. Vision became blurred. And still Laura went on sitting at the other table, putting in a question now and again, while the active sister talked. The waiter appeared with the scampi, and a companion beside him to serve John’s own order, which was totally unrecognisable, heaped with a livid sauce.

  ‘The signora does not come?’ enquired the first waiter, and John shook his head grimly, pointing an unsteady finger across the room.

  ‘Tell the signora,’ he said carefully, ‘her scampi will get cold.’

  He stared down at the offering placed before him, and prodded it delicately with a fork. The pallid sauce dissolved, revealing two enormous slices, rounds, of what appeared to be boiled pork, bedecked with garlic. He forked a portion to his mouth and chewed, and yes, it was pork, steamy, rich, the spicy sauce having turned it curiously sweet. He laid down his fork, pushing the plate away, and became aware of Laura, returning across the room and sitting beside him. She did not say anything, which was just as well, he thought, because he was too near nausea to answer. It wasn’t just the drink, but reaction from the whole nightmare day. She began to eat her scampi, still not uttering. She did not seem to notice he was not eating. The waiter, hovering at his elbow, anxious, seemed aware that John’s choice was somehow an error, and discreetly removed the plate. ‘Bring me a green salad,’ murmured John, and even then Laura did not register surprise, or, as she might have done in more normal circumstances, accuse him of having had too much to drink. Finally, when she had finished her scampi and was sipping her wine, which John had waved away, to nibble at his salad in small mouthfuls like a sick rabbit, she began to speak.

  ‘Darling,’ she said, ‘I know you won’t believe it, and it’s rather frightening in a way, but after they left the restaurant in Torcello the sisters went to the cathedral, as we did, although we didn’t see them in that crowd, and the blind one had another vision. She said Christine was trying to tell her something about us, that we should be in danger if we stayed in Venice. Christine wanted us to go away as soon as possible.’