The Weird: A Compendium of Strange and Dark Stories

by Jeff Vandermeer; Ann Vandermeer

  I felt peculiar about the boy, responsible for him. He had such a boyish face. I visited several times, and I took him little presents, a Dodgers baseball cap and an illustrated Goldilocks and the Three Bears with the words printed big. Pretty silly, I suppose, but what would you have gotten? I drove to Fresno and asked Manuel Rodriguez if he could identify the can opener. ‘Not with any assurance,’ he said. I talked personally to Sergeant Redburn, the man from Missing Persons. When he told me about the Beckers, I went to the state library and read the newspaper articles for myself. Sergeant Redburn thought the boy might be just about the same age as Paul Becker, and I thought so, too. And I know the sergeant went to talk to Anna Becker’s mother about it, because he told me she was going to come and try to identify the boy.

  By now it’s November. Suddenly I get a call sending me back to Yosemite. In Sacramento they claim the team has reported a positive, but when I arrive in Yosemite, the whole team denies it. Fleas are astounding creatures. They can be frozen for a year or more and then revived to full activity. But November in the mountains is a stupid time to be out looking for them. It’s already snowed once, and it snows again, so that I can’t get my team back out. We spend three weeks in the ranger station at Vogelsang huddled around our camp stoves while they air-drop supplies to us. And when I get back, a doctor I’ve never seen before, a Dr. Frank Li, tells me the boy, who was not Paul Becker, died suddenly of a seizure while he slept. I have to work hard to put away the sense that it was my fault, that I should have left the boy where he belonged.

  And then I hear Sergeant Redburn has jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge.

  Non Gratum Anus Rodentum. Not worth a rat’s ass. This was the unofficial motto of the tunnel rats. We’re leaping ahead here. Now it’s 1967. Vietnam. Does the name Cu Chi mean anything to you? If not, why not? The district of Cu Chi is the most bombed, shelled, gassed, strafed, defoliated, and destroyed piece of earth in the history of warfare. And beneath Cu Chi runs the most complex part of a network of tunnels that connects Saigon all the way to the Cambodian border.

  I want you to imagine, for a moment, a battle fought entirely in the dark. Imagine that you are in a hole that is too hot and too small. You cannot stand up; you must move on your hands and knees by touch and hearing alone through a terrain you can’t see toward an enemy you can’t see. At any moment you might trip a mine, put your hand on a snake, put your face on a decaying corpse. You know people who have done all three of these things. At any moment the air you breathe might turn to gas, the tunnel become so small you can’t get back out; you could fall into a well of water and drown; you could be buried alive. If you are lucky, you will put your knife into an enemy you may never see before he puts his knife into you. In Cu Chi the Vietnamese and the Americans created, inch by inch, body part by body part, an entirely new type of warfare.

  Among the Vietnamese who survived are soldiers who lived in the tiny underground tunnels without surfacing for five solid years. Their eyesight was permanently damaged. They suffered constant malnutrition, felt lucky when they could eat spoiled rice and rats. Self-deprivation was their weapon; they used it to force the soldiers of the most technically advanced army in the world to face them with knives, one on one, underground, in the dark.

  On the American side, the tunnel rats were all volunteers. You can’t force a man to do what he cannot do. Most Americans hyperventilated, had attacks of claustrophobia, were too big. The tunnel rats could be no bigger than the Vietnamese, or they wouldn’t fit through the tunnels. Most of the tunnel rats were Hispanics and Puerto Ricans. They stopped wearing after-shave so the Vietcong wouldn’t smell them. They stopped chewing gum, smoking, and eating candy because it impaired their ability to sense the enemy. They had to develop the sonar of bats. They had, in their own words, to become animals. What they did in the tunnels, they said, was unnatural.

  In 1967 I was attached to the 521st Medical Detachment. I was an old man by Vietnamese standards, but then, I hadn’t come to fight in the Vietnam War. Remember that the fourth pandemic began in China. Just before he died, Chinese poet Shih Tao-nan wrote:

  Few days following the death of the rats,

  Men pass away like falling walls.

  Between 1965 and 1970, 24,848 cases of the plague were reported in Vietnam.

  War is the perfect breeding ground for disease. They always go together, the trinity: war, disease, and cruelty. Disease was my war. I’d been sent to Vietnam to keep my war from interfering with everybody else’s war.

  In March we received by special courier a package containing three dead rats. The rats had been found – already dead, but leashed – inside a tunnel in Hau Nghia province. Also found – but not sent to us – were a syringe, a phial containing yellow fluid, and several cages. I did the test myself. One of the dead rats carried the plague.

  There has been speculation that the Vietcong were trying to use plague rats as weapons. It’s also possible they were merely testing the rats prior to eating them themselves. In the end, it makes little difference. The plague was there in the tunnels whether the Vietcong used it or not.

  I set up a tent outside Cu Chi town to give boosters to the tunnel rats. One of the men I inoculated was David Rivera. ‘David has been into the tunnels so many times, he’s a legend,’ his companions told me.

  ‘Yeah,’ said David. ‘Right. Me and Victor.’

  ‘Victor Charlie?’ I said. I was just making conversation. I could see David, whatever his record in the tunnels, was afraid of the needle. He held out one stiff arm. I was trying to get him to relax.

  ‘No. Not hardly. Victor is the one.’ He took his shot, put his shirt back on, gave up his place to the next man in line.

  ‘Victor can see in the dark,’ the next man told me.

  ‘Victor Charlie?’ I asked again.

  ‘No,’ the man said impatiently.

  ‘You want to know about Victor?’ David said. ‘Let me tell you about Victor. Victor’s the one who comes when someone goes down and doesn’t come back out.’

  ‘Victor can go faster on his hands and knees than most men can run,’ the other man said. I pressed cotton on his arm after I withdrew the needle; he got up from the table. A third man sat down and took off his shirt.

  David still stood next to me. ‘I go into this tunnel. I’m not too scared, because I think it’s cold; I’m not feeling anybody else there, and I’m maybe a quarter of a mile in, on my hands and knees, when I can almost see a hole in front of me, blacker than anything else in the tunnel, which is all black, you know. So I go into the hole, feeling my way, and I have this funny sense like I’m not moving into the hole; the hole is moving over to me. I put out my hands, and the ground moves under them.’

  ‘Shit,’ said the third man. I didn’t know if it was David’s story or the shot. A fourth man sat down.

  ‘I risk a light, and the whole tunnel is covered with spiders, covered like wallpaper, only worse, two or three bodies thick,’ David said. ‘I’m sitting on them, and the spiders are already inside my pants and inside my shirt and covering my arms – and it’s fucking Vietnam, you know; I don’t even know if they’re poisonous or not. Don’t care, really, because I’m going to die just from having them on me. I can feel them moving toward my face. So I start to scream, and then this little guy comes and pulls me back out a ways, and then he sits for maybe half an hour, calm as can be, picking spiders off me. When I decide to live after all, I go back out. I tell everybody. “That was Victor,” they say. “Had to be Victor.” ’

  ‘I know a guy says Victor pulled him from a hole,’ the fourth soldier said. ‘He falls through a false floor down maybe twelve straight feet into this tiny little trap with straight walls all around and no way up, and Victor comes down after him. Jumps back out, holding the guy in his arms. Twelve feet; the guy swears it.’

  ‘Tiny little guy,’ said David. ‘Even for V.C., this guy’d be tiny.’

  ‘He just looks tiny,’ the second soldier said. ‘I know a guy
saw Victor buried under more than a ton of dirt. Victor just digs his way out again. No broken bones, no nothing.’

  Inexcusably slow, and I’d been told twice, but I had just figured out that Victor wasn’t short for V.C. ‘I’d better inoculate this Victor,’ I said. ‘You think you could send him in?’

  The men stared at me. ‘You don’t get it, do you?’ said David.

  ‘Victor don’t report,’ the fourth man says.

  ‘No C.O.,’ says the third man. ‘No unit.’

  ‘He’s got the uniform,’ the second man tells me. ‘So we don’t know if he’s special forces of some sort or if he’s AWOL down in the tunnels.’

  ‘Victor lives in the tunnels,’ said David. ‘Nobody up top has ever seen him.’

  I tried to talk to one of the doctors about it. ‘Tunnel vision,’ he told me. ‘We get a lot of that. Forget it.’

  In May we got a report of more rats – some leashed, some in cages – in a tunnel near Ah Nhon Tay village in the Ho Bo Woods. But no one wanted to go in and get them, because these rats were alive. And somebody got the idea this was my job, and somebody else agreed. They would clear the tunnel of V.C. first, they promised me. So I volunteered.

  Let me tell you about rats. Maybe they’re not responsible for the plague, but they’re still destructive to every kind of life-form and beneficial to none. They eat anything that lets them. They breed during all seasons. They kill their own kind; they can do it singly, but they can also organize and attack in hordes. The brown rat is currently embroiled in a war of extinction against the black rat. Most animals behave better than that.

  I’m not afraid of rats. I read somewhere that about the turn of the century, a man in western Illinois heard a rustling in his fields one night. He got out of bed and went to the back door, and behind his house he saw a great mass of rats that stretched all the way to the horizon. I suppose this would have frightened me. All those naked tails in the moonlight. But I thought I could handle a few rats in cages, no problem.

  It wasn’t hard to locate them. I was on my hands and knees, but using a flashlight. I thought there might be some loose rats, too, and that I ought to look at least; and I’d also heard that there was an abandoned V.C. hospital in the tunnel that I was curious about. So I left the cages and poked around in the tunnels a bit; and when I’d had enough, I started back to get the rats, and I hit a water trap. There hadn’t been a water trap before, so I knew I must have taken a wrong turn. I went back a bit, took another turn, and then another, and hit the water trap again. By now I was starting to panic. I couldn’t find anything I’d ever seen before except the damn water. I went back again, farther without turning, took a turn, hit the trap.

  I must have tried seven, eight times. I no longer thought the tunnel was cold. I thought the V.C. had closed the door on my original route so that I wouldn’t find it again. I thought they were watching every move I made, pretty easy with me waving my flashlight about. I switched it off. I could hear them in the dark, their eyelids closing and opening, their hands tightening on their knives. I was sweating, head to toe, like I was ill, like I had the mysterious English sweating sickness or the Suette des Picards.

  And I knew that to get back to the entrance, I had to go into the water. I sat and thought that through, and when I finished, I wasn’t the same man I’d been when I began the thought.

  It would have been bad to have to crawl back through the tunnels with no light. To go into the water with no light, not knowing how much water there was, not knowing if one lungful of air would be enough or if there were underwater turns so you might get lost before you found air again, was something you’d have to be crazy to do. I had to do it, so I had to be crazy first. It wasn’t as hard as you might think. It took me only a minute.

  I filled my lungs as full as I could. Emptied them once. Filled them again and dove in. Someone grabbed me by the ankle and hauled me back out. It frightened me so much I swallowed water, so I came up coughing and kicking. The hand released me at once, and I lay there for a bit, dripping water and still sweating, too, feeling the part of the tunnel that was directly below my body turn to mud, while I tried to convince myself that no one was touching me.

  Then I was crazy enough to turn my light on. Far down the tunnel, just within range of the light, knelt a little kid dressed in the uniform of the rats. I tried to get closer to him. He moved away, just the same amount I had moved, always just in the light. I followed him down one tunnel, around a turn, down another. Outside, the sun rose and set. We crawled for days. My right knee began to bleed.

  ‘Talk to me,’ I asked him. He didn’t.

  Finally he stood up ahead of me. I could see the rat cages, and I knew where the entrance was behind him. And then he was gone. I tried to follow with my flashlight, but he’d jumped or something. He was just gone.

  ‘Victor,’ Rat Six told me when I finally came out. ‘Goddamn Victor.’

  Maybe so. If Victor was the same little boy I put a net over in the high country in Yosemite.

  When I came out, they told me less than three hours had passed. I didn’t believe them. I told them about Victor. Most of them didn’t believe me. Nobody outside the tunnels believed in Victor. ‘We just sent home one of the rats,’ a doctor told me. ‘He emptied his whole gun into a tunnel. Claimed there were V.C. all around him, but that he got them. He shot every one. Only, when we went down to clean it up, there were no bodies. All his bullets were found in the walls.

  ‘Tunnel vision. Everyone sees things. It’s the dark. Your eyes no longer impose any limit on the things you can see.’

  I didn’t listen. I made demands right up the chain of command for records: recruitment, AWOLs, special projects. I wanted to talk to everyone who’d ever seen Victor. I wrote Clint to see what he remembered of the drive back from Yosemite. I wrote a thousand letters to Mercy Hospital, telling them I’d uncovered their little game. I demanded to speak with the red-haired doctor with glasses whose name I never knew. I wrote the Curry Company and suggested they conduct a private investigation into the supposed suicide of Sergeant Redburn. I asked the CIA what they had done with Paul’s parents. That part was paranoid. I was so unstrung I thought they’d killed his parents and given him to the coyote to raise him up for the tunnel wars. When I calmed down, I knew the CIA would never be so farsighted. I knew they’d just gotten lucky. I didn’t know what happened to the parents; still don’t.

  There were so many crazy people in Vietnam, it could take them a long time to notice a new one, but I made a lot of noise. A team of three doctors talked to me for a total of seven hours. Then they said I was suffering from delayed guilt over the death of my little dog-boy, and that it surfaced, along with every other weak link in my personality, in the stress and the darkness of the tunnels. They sent me home. I missed the moon landing, because I was having a nice little time in a hospital of my own.

  When I was finally and truly released, I went looking for Caroline Crosby. The Crosbys still lived in Palo Alto, but Caroline did not. She’d started college at Berkeley, but then she’d dropped out. Her parents hadn’t seen her for several months.

  Her mother took me through their beautiful house and showed me Caroline’s old room. She had a canopy bed and her own bathroom. There was a mirror with old pictures of some boy on it.

  A throw rug with roses. There was a lot of pink. ‘We drive through the Haight every weekend,’ Caroline’s mother said. ‘Just looking.’ She was pale and controlled. ‘If you should see her, would you tell her to call?’

  I would not. I made one attempt to return one little boy to his family, and look what happened. Either Sergeant Redburn jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge in the middle of his investigation or he didn’t. Either Paul Becker died in Mercy Hospital or he was picked up by the military to be their special weapon in a special war.

  I’ve thought about it now for a couple of decades, and I’ve decided that, at least for Paul, once he’d escaped from the military, things didn’t work out so bad
ly. He must have felt more at home in the tunnels under Cu Chi than he had under the bed in Mercy Hospital.

  There is a darkness inside us all that is animal. Against some things – untreated or untreatable disease, for example, or old age – the darkness is all we are. Either we are strong enough animals or we are not. Such things pare everything that is not animal away from us. As animals we have a physical value, but in moral terms we are neither good nor bad. Morality begins on the way back from the darkness.

  The first two plagues were largely believed to be a punishment for man’s sinfulness. ‘So many died,’ wrote Agnolo di Tura the Fat, who buried all five of his own children himself, ‘that all believed that it was the end of the world.’ This being the case, you’d imagine the cessation of the plague must have been accompanied by outbreaks of charity and godliness. The truth was just the opposite. In 1349, in Erfurt, Germany, of the three thousand Jewish residents there, not one survived. This is a single instance of a barbarism so marked and so pervasive, it can be understood only as a form of mass insanity.

  Here is what Procopius said: And after the plague had ceased, there was so much depravity and general licentiousness, that it seemed as though the disease had left only the most wicked.

  When men are turned into animals, it’s hard for them to find their way back to themselves. When children are turned into animals, there’s no self to find. There’s never been a feral child who found his way out of the dark. Maybe there’s never been a feral child who wanted to.