"This is Manuel Araujo, from Seville," said Baldone, as a short man with a toothy smile came toward us.
"Failed matador and assistant to the detective from Toledo, Fermin Rojo, whose exploits far surpass those of the other eleven detectives," said Araujo, and he began to recall an episode when the Neapolitan interrupted him.
"Surely the Argentine is familiar with them," said Baldone. And it was true; I also knew that Araujo exaggerated the detective's adventures to the point that he had damaged his reputation, casting doubt even on proven facts. The accounts of some of his adventures, which I had read in The Key to Crime, were suspicious to say the least. In The Case of the Golden Hen, Rojo had gone down inside a volcano; in The Ash Circle, he had fought a giant octopus in the Saragossa aquarium. But the most seasoned followers of the Spanish detective said that Rojo allowed his assistant to embellish the tales of his investigations beyond the credible in order to keep the true stories secret.
Sunk into an armchair and looking like he was about to fall asleep was Garganus, the assistant to the Greek detective Madorakis, who stuck out a weary hand to me. I knew that Madorakis had come up against Arzaky on some theoretical aspects of their profession. Craig had told me a bit about their rivalry:
"Every detective is either Platonic or Aristotelian. But we're not always what we believe ourselves to be. Madorakis thinks he's Platonic, but he's Aristotelian; Arzaky thinks he's Aristotelian, but he's a hopeless Platonic."
At the time I hadn't understood my teacher's words. I knew that Arzaky's other rival--his true rival, because his competition with the Greek didn't go beyond intellectual folly--was Louis Darbon, with whom he vied for control of Paris. Darbon had always considered Arzaky a foreigner who had no right to practice the trade in his city. Arthur Neska, his assistant, was dressed entirely in black and stood in a corner, looking as if he was about to leave. As the days passed I came to understand that he was always like that: in doorways, on staircases, never seated or settled or absorbed in conversation. He was slim and had a youthful air about him, and thin feminine lips that seemed to convey displeasure toward everything and everyone. When I approached him in greeting he didn't move to shake my hand until the very last second.
Since my childhood, I had followed the adventures of some of these men in The Key to Crime, as well as in other magazines like The Red Mark and Suspicion; and now I was actually shaking their hands. Even though they were assistants and not detectives, to me they were legendary characters who lived in another world, another time, and yet here we were, in the same room, surrounded by the same cloud of cigarette smoke.
Mario Baldone raised his voice so he could be heard over the murmuring.
"Dear sirs, I would like to welcome Sigmundo Salvatrio, from the Argentine Republic, who has come on behalf of the founder of The Twelve Detectives: Renato Craig."
Everyone applauded upon hearing Craig's name, and it was gratifying for me to see how respected my mentor was. Stammering in French, I explained that I was inexperienced, and that only a series of unfortunate coincidences had brought me there. My modesty made a good impression among those around me: in that moment I saw a tall Japanese man at the back of the room, who wore some sort of blue silk shirt with bright yellow details: it was Okano, the assistant to Sakawa, the detective from Tokyo. Okano looked to be one of the youngest--he must have been about thirty years old--but it has always been hard for me to guess the age of people from the Orient. They always seem younger or older than they actually are, as if even their features speak an exotic foreign tongue.
Problems always bring us around and keep us alert, but when everything's going well, as on that night, we forget about possible dangers. They served me cognac, and since I'm not used to drinking, I overdid it somewhat. Modesty began to seem insipid and I thought it was time to highlight a few of my virtues. I left out the fact that I was a cobbler's son, but I did mention my skill with footprints.
"Those are qualities of a detective, not an assistant," said Linker. I looked at his too-pale eyes, and I recognized, luckily not aloud, that his imitation of a dullard was perfect.
But he wasn't the only one who was bothered by what I had said.
"Where did you learn these skills?" asked Arthur Neska, Louis Darbon's assistant, from a doorway, as always.
I should have kept my mouth shut, but alcohol loosens the tongue and firmly ties up the mind.
"In the Academy," I said, "Detective Craig taught us all types of investigative methods, including the principles of anthropological physiognomy."
"But is it an academy for assistants, or for detectives?" asked the German.
"I don't know, Craig never said. Perhaps he was hoping to train such good assistants that they could become detectives themselves someday."
I had never in my life heard such a deep silence as the one that followed my words; the effect of the alcohol wore off abruptly, as if their reaction was a splash of cold water. How could I explain to them that it was the cognac, not me? How could I tell them that I was from Argentina and geographically doomed to talk more than I should? The Japanese assistant, who up until that moment had been watching everything as if he couldn't understand a word, left so distressed that I thought he had gone to find his sword, so he could stab me, or stab himself, I wasn't sure. Linker looked me in the eyes and said, "You're new and so we'll forgive your lack of information, but remember this as surely as you remember that fire burns: no acolyte has ever become a detective."
I wasn't going to open my mouth, not even to apologize, out of fear that even my apology would be inadequate. But then Benito, the black Brazilian, recalled, "Yet they always said that Magrelli, the Eye of Rome, started out as an assistant . . ."
It was clear that he had brought up an old matter that everyone was familiar with--familiar but unmentionable--because as soon as Benito opened his mouth Baldone went straight for his neck, as if Benito had insulted his mentor. He took out a sailor's knife with a curved blade, and brandished it in the air, searching for the black man's neck. The German and the Spaniard managed to hold him back.
Baldone had given up on French--the detectives' international language--and was swearing in a Neapolitan dialect. Benito backed up slowly toward the exit, without turning his back on the Italian, afraid that he'd escape the others' hold and attack him again. When he was out of sight, Baldone calmed down.
"Maledetto Benedetto."
Linker, the German, said, almost into my ear, "That is an old, unfounded rumor. There are rumors about all the detectives, but we never repeat them."
Baldone regained his momentum, asserting, "Of course we shouldn't repeat them! There have always been rumors, but we never believed them! I've heard gossip about every one of the detectives: that this one is a morphine addict, that one learned everything he knows in prison, the other one isn't interested in women at all! But I would cut out my own tongue before spreading them! "
Some of the arrows had hit their mark because now Neska and Araujo and even Garganus leaped on the Italian as if they were going to rip off his mustache. Baldone was brandishing his knife again, moving it from one side to the other, in such an exaggerated way that for a moment I feared he was going to end up hurting himself. A statue of the goddess Minerva that decorated a corner of the room received an unintentional thrust of his blade. Everyone was worked up, except for Tamayak.
Just then a calming voice was heard. It was deep and wise, but at the same time a bit slow. It could just as easily make you fall asleep as get your attention. It was Dandavi, Caleb Lawson's Hindu assistant. In the midst of the argument we hadn't noticed his arrival, in spite of the fact that his clothes were hard to miss. He wore a yellow shirt and turban, with a gold chain around his neck. He looked at all of us as though he could read what was written in our hearts. He spoke for a long time, his words sketching vast generalizations. I only remember the last thing he said:
"There is nothing wrong with a detective having been an assistant. We are all assistants. And who am
ong us has never dreamed of becoming a detective?"
Those words sank the men into a state of confused melancholy. Baldone, seeing that the others had abandoned their bellicose stances, put away his knife. The tips of his mustache, usually smoothly waxed, now drooped toward the f loor. Some men went back to their armchairs, to their drinks, to the conversation they had abandoned; others decided to go off to bed. I was glad to know that they weren't so different from me: we all dreamed of the same things.
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he tower looked finished, but there was still movement up at the top. The machinists, organized into
groups of four, continued to replace the provisional rivets--coldfitted--for the definitive ones, which were heated to red-hot and fitted with whacks from a drop hammer. Over the two years of the construction, there had been plenty of problems: some of them were minor, like the f laws in the protective railing, which was being replaced, and others were more serious, like the labor union disputes that threatened to halt the project, or the problems getting the elevators to go up along the diagonal. In his statements to the press, Alexandre Eiffel seemed more confident about dealing with the engineering problems than with his enemies: the tower had been attacked by politicians, intellectuals, artists, and members of esoteric sects. But one thing was sure: the taller it grew, the more the problems faded into the distance. Now that it was almost completed, the voices that opposed it no longer resounded with the fury that leads to action, but with nostalgia for a lost world. The same thing had happened with the union. It was more difficult to work at a thousand feet high than at a hundred and fifty or three hundred, because of the vertigo, and the freezing winds. But the laborers, so unruly close to the ground, became more obedient the higher they climbed, as if they considered the tower a personal challenge and had reached a place of proud solitude that no longer tolerated the complaints of the herd. Like a good engineer, Eiffel knew that sometimes difficulties made things run more smoothly.
In spite of the fact that the tower was almost finished, there was one enemy that had not given up harassing the builders with anonymous letters and minor attacks. Along with Turin and Prague, Paris was one of the points on the Hermetic triangle, and it was swarming with esoteric sects. All their members hated the tower. The organizing committee for the World's Fair had been forced to hire Louis Darbon to look into the anonymous letters. Eiffel, the engineer, wasn't in favor of this investigation. When one of his collaborators made fun of the fanatics, Eiffel defended them by saying, "They are the only ones, with their feverish minds, that have understood us. We are in a war of symbolism."
The tower was the entrance to the fair: once you passed through the tall door made of iron and empty space, you saw frenetic activity devoid of any hierarchy or central focus. That chaos made you understand the dictionary compiler's desire to impose alphabetical order on the world's infinite variety. Everything was being built at once: temples, pagodas, cathedrals. In the streets, carts dragged enormous wooden boxes, decorated with shipping and customs stamps, from which emerged the tops of African trees or the arms of disproportionately large statues. Displaced natives from Africa and the Americas were ordered to build their indigenous dwellings in the middle of the splendor of European pavilions and palaces. But it wasn't easy to maintain these islands of virgin nature in the midst of all the hustle and bustle and amid the machines: when there wasn't a hut on fire there was an igloo melting.
The fair strove to re-create the world in a finite space in Paris, but this activity provoked a strange reaction, and the fair expanded throughout the city, infecting theaters and hotels, where glass cases were mounted and treasures were unearthed from basements that no one had been in for years. Even the cemeteries were restored and the now shiny tombs had an air of artifice, as if the old gravestones had been transformed into facsimiles of themselves. I was surrounded by a world without secrets; there was nothing left that could remain hidden. Up until now we had tolerated the dim imprecision of gas lamps; it was the heir to candles and the yellow moon, not the sun. From the tower and from the fair itself, electric light exposed a world without subtlety, without yellows, without shadows. It had the transparency of truth.
In that motley city, I walked toward the Numancia Hotel. After convincing the concierge to let me in, I went down the stairs to the underground parlor, a former meeting place of conspirators and reprobates. It looked at once like a museum and a theater because there were glass-covered cabinets on the walls but also chairs arranged in a semicircle. At the round table sat Arzaky, looking older than the photographs I had seen of him. He rested his head on the table, as if he had fallen asleep. His pillow was a pile of yellowing scraps of paper filled with his tiny handwriting. He was surrounded by the glazed shelves that would soon showcase the detectives' instruments, but now displayed only the odd newspaper page, dead insects, and some wilted flowers.
The f loor, assailed by the basement's dampness, crunched beneath my feet, and Arzaky stood up with a start. His alarm was such that I feared for my life, as if the sleeping detective was prepared for a killer's visit. He was so tall that he appeared to unfold, like a f ireman's ladder. When he saw me he abandoned all attempts at self-defense, seeing that I was harmless.
"Who are you? A messenger?"
"It would be an honor for you to regard me as such. I was sent by
Renato Craig."
reach thirty, everything's a repetition. And I'm over fifty."
"And you come empty handed?"
"I've brought you this cane."
"A piece of wood with a lion's head."
"It's full of surprises."
"It's been a long time since anything has surprised me. Once you
He held the cane in his hands, without trying to discover any of its hidden mechanisms.
"He also asked me to tell you about his final case. He didn't want to write it out, so he asked me to tell it to you in person. And not to let anyone else hear."
That seemed to wake Arzaky completely.
"A story! Do they all think I can fill up these cases with stories? I need objects, but they won't give them up. They cling to their investigative methods, their artifacts, their secret weapons. They all want to see what everyone else brings; they want the others to show their cards first. The editors of the catalogue have already asked me several times to give them something, but I'm forced to send them off with excuses. It's easier to put together a meeting of sopranos than of The Twelve Detectives. Don't look so distraught, it's not your fault. Let's hear what old Craig has to say."
I was about to start speaking, but Arzaky silenced me with a gesture.
"Not here. Let's go to the dining hall. This dampness is ruining my lungs."
I hurried to keep pace with Arzaky's giant strides. The dining hall was still empty. Hesitant afternoon light came in from the street; they had already begun to light the gas lamps. There were some private rooms in the hall, with wooden tables. Arzaky chose one by the window. The waiter approached and I ordered a glass of wine, but all Arzaky had to do was make a sign that meant "the usual."
"Don't start yet: wait until I finish my drink. I have a feeling that I'm not going to like what you're about to tell me. Good news arrives in the mail; these days, if there's a messenger, that means it's bad news."
The waiter brought my wine and a conical glass filled halfway with green liquid for Arzaky. The detective put a slotted spoon with a lump of sugar on it over the glass, and then poured a bit of ice-cold water on it. The liquid turned a milky color.
He needed to screw up courage to listen to that tale, as I did to tell it. I drank half the wine, trying to show a familiarity with alcohol that I didn't really have. I started to tell the story. My bad French motivated me to get it all over with quickly, but at the same time I wanted to put off the ending, which I felt I couldn't possibly tell, so I padded the story with details and tangents. Arzaky showed neither interest nor impatience, and I began to feel as if I were talking to myself.
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I was interrupted by the detective's yawn.
"Am I boring you? Should I make it shorter?"
"Don't worry. Both fables of just a few lines and newspaper serials that continue for months reach their end at some point."
The end was near. I described the scene in the shed; I described the magician's lacerated body, and Craig's indifference to his own crime. I lacked the words to express the horror I had felt that night. Every once in a while, Arzaky corrected my French in a voice devoid of emotion.
"Craig sent me to tell you this. I can't explain why. I don't understand it myself."
Arzaky finished his third absinthe. His eyes shone with the liquor's green radiance.
"Now can I tell you a story? It's a story told by a Danish philosopher--philosophy, as you know, is the secret vice of detectives. A great vizier sent his son to quell a rebellion in a distant province. When the son arrived there he didn't know what to do, since he was very young and it was a confusing situation. So he asked his father for advice through a messenger. The vizier hesitated, not wanting to answer directly because the messenger could fall into rebel hands and be tortured into revealing the information. So this is what he did: he took the messenger to the garden, he showed him a group of tall tulips, and he cut them with his cane, in one fell swoop. He asked the messenger to relate exactly what he had seen. The messenger managed to reach that distant region without being captured by the enemy. When he told the vizier's son what he had seen in the garden, the son understood right away and had all the lords of the city executed. The rebellion was put down."
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