I took my wallet, keys, notebook, and pen out of my wet pants pocket, picked up the pile of soggy clothes, and dumped them in a white plastic garbage bag from the box Ames had placed in one of the bottom drawers of my desk. I put my red, mud-covered shoes in a corner. I’d deal with them later.
The rain had stopped. The sun was out. The phone started to ring. I let it. Then I heard Hoffmann’s voice on the answering machine saying, “Fonesca, if you’re there, pick up.”
I picked up the phone and said, “I’m here.”
“Turn off the answering machine,” he said.
I turned it off.
“It’s off?”
“It’s off,” I said.
“I don’t trust you,” he said.
“I’m not asking you to,” I said. “You called me.”
“I have a business offer,” he said. “You’ve been bothering Dr. Obermeyer. He has a weak heart. I think he may have gone to the police. I can convince him to withdraw any complaints he may have made.”
He definitely sounded much different from the fun-loving baseball collectable man who had threatened to beat my head in with a bat and may have just taken three shots at me. He sounded different from the man in the Double Tiger Productions T-shirt who had offered me ten thousand dollars to spend a weekend in New Orleans. He sounded like a kinder, gentler, and maybe more nervous Kevin Hoffmann.
“Another business offer,” I said.
“Consultation on security for me and my business interests,” he said.
“Consultation?”
“Much of my work is confidential,” he said. “There’s a lot of industrial espionage, corporate espionage, particularly in the land business. You’d advise me on how to deal with it.”
“I’m a process server,” I said.
“I think you’d be perfect for the job,” Hoffmann said. “Twenty thousand dollars as a signing bonus, payable this afternoon. Four thousand dollars a month. I can have contracts ready this afternoon.”
“This afternoon,” I repeated.
“There is one condition,” Hoffmann said. “Standard clause. Nondisclosure. You can’t talk to anyone about my business or private transactions.”
“Retroactive?”
“Of course,” he said nervously.
I sat in my desk chair and pretended I was thinking.
“I don’t think so,” I finally said.
“Five thousand,” Hoffmann said, a touch of desperation in his voice. “Twenty-five thousand up front. Two-year, no, three-year guaranteed contract.”
“So, you’d give me four thousand dollars a month,” I said. “In exchange for which I would do…”
“Nothing. And say nothing,” he added.
“If the offer’s still open after the commission meeting, I’ll think about it, Mr. Dutcher,” I said.
This time the pause was his and even longer than mine had been.
“We’ve got to talk,” he said.
“Fine,” I said. “I’ll come out to your place with a couple of my friends. They’ll take William Trasker out of your house and then you and I will talk.”
“That won’t happen,” he said.
“Then we don’t have anything to talk about,” I said.
I hung up the phone. I got up and picked up the white plastic bag filled with my dirty clothes. I added a few items that were on the floor of my room. The phone rang. I answered. It was Hoffmann again.
“Fonesca, I didn’t kill Roberta Trasker.”
“And you didn’t try to kill me?”
“You? What the hell are you talking about?”
“I’ve got to get to the Laundromat,” I said, and hung up again.
I called Kenneth Severtson’s office. His secretary put me through to him.
“Severtson, are we still on for tomorrow at ten at the First Watch on Main?”
“Yes,” he said.
“Are you back with your wife?”
“We’re talking about it.”
“Have her with you,” I said. “Tell her I said it was important.”
“Fonesca,” he said with what may have been a sob. “You don’t know how grateful I am to you for all you’ve done. I’m bringing a bonus tomorrow morning. I want you to take it without arguing.”
Someone else was offering me money. I was about to say no when I changed my mind.
“Make it cash,” I said. “I know someone who can use it.”
“Cash,” he said. “Ten o’clock.”
“Stay dry,” I said.
“I will,” he answered.
We both hung up.
I was out the door with my plastic bag full of laundry when I heard the phone ringing again. I kept walking.
The rain had stopped.
12
THE LAUNDROMAT WAS on Bahia Vista just east of Tamiami Trail. I got my load in, inserted detergent and quarters, and went to Leon’s kosher deli a few doors down for a kosher corned-beef and chopped-liver sandwich. I got a Diet Coke from the machine in the Laundromat and sat listening to the washers and dryers while I ate and thought.
There were other customers, running washers and dryers, folding clothes and putting them in baskets, talking to each other, reading old magazines, telling their kids to “stay away from there,” or simply watching the circular windows beyond which shirts, underwear, pants, and socks spun in a kaleidoscope of ever-changing patterns. I was one of the dryer watchers.
I ate and thought.
A thin, tired-looking woman in a sacklike navy blue dress with little yellow flowers was at the machines next to mine. She had a little girl with her, about five, who looked like a miniature version of her mother. The little girl was clutching something that looked like a one-eyed green monster.
The mother took her load of laundry out of a once-white laundry bag with a few small tears in it, threw the laundry in the washing machine, and added the bag. She poured some All into the machine and then fished into her pocket. She came up with a handful of quarters and counted them carefully.
The little girl was looking at my sandwich now.
The mother saw her looking at my sandwich and told the kid she shouldn’t stare at people.
My sandwich had been cut in half. I had half a sandwich left.
“Does she like corned beef and chopped liver?” I asked the mother, who looked at me while she fed quarters into the machine.
“She’s never had ‘em,” the woman said. “I don’t think I have either.”
“Can I give her half a sandwich? I can’t finish mine.”
The woman looked at her daughter and then at me, trying to decide if I was trying to pick her up, was a pervert, or might even be among those few who wanted nothing more than to be nice to a hungry kid.
I guess I looked harmless.
“I suppose,” the woman said, pushing the coins in and starting the machine.
I handed the half sandwich and a napkin to the little girl, who shifted the one-eyed monster under her arm. The monster’s large single eye lit up.
“What do you say, baby?” the woman asked.
“Thank you, mister,” the girl said.
I didn’t want conversation, but the haggard woman seemed to feel that she now owed me at least a few words.
“I see you in here before?” she asked, dropping onto an uncomfortable plastic chair.
“Maybe,” I said.
She closed her eyes.
“Want to hear some jokes?” I asked.
“You a comedian?” she asked with suspicion. “Like over at McCurdy’s, the comedy place?”
“I’m working on an act,” I said.
The first joke went flat but she smiled politely. She gave a bigger smile with the second and a real laugh, albeit a small one, with the third. She was shaking her head and smiling when I told the fourth joke, and I decided to stop while I was ahead.
“You have a funny way of telling a joke,” she said. “Like it’s not a joke.”
I wasn’t sure whether or not it was a c
ompliment so I said nothing. The little girl was working slowly on the sandwich and my clothes were still washing.
“My name’s Dreamer,” she said, holding out her right hand. “Francie Dreamer.”
“Any relation to Bubbles?” I asked.
“You know Bubbles?” she asked. “She’s my mom.”
“My name’s Fonesca. Your mother punched me in the face about five months ago when I tried to serve some papers on her. I’m a process server.”
“The divorce?” she asked.
“Yes,” I said, as my washing machine stopped spinning. “How is she?”
“Still in the mobile home,” said Francie. “She’s better off. You did her a favor.”
I wasn’t sure how, but I nodded.
“Small town,” she said, as I tugged my clothes out of the washer and chucked them in the dryer.
“Sometimes,” I said.
I had moved my clothes from the washer to the dryer and was just closing the door when the circular window exploded, spraying me with glass. I had a vision of Shaquille O’Neal hanging on the rim and shattering the backboard.
I turned to Francie, who was looking at me with wide open eyes. Her little girl stood startled, mouth partly open, cheek stuffed with sandwich.
“On the floor,” I shouted, as I grabbed Francie and the girl and pushed them down as the second shot came and screeched over the top of the Formica table above me.
People were screaming now, screaming, running, diving. I could have used Ames. I lay there on top of Francie and her little girl. No more shots. Lots of crying and screaming.
I got up slowly and found myself facing an Asian woman with her hands to her cheeks.
“Did you see the shooter?” I asked.
Her mouth was wide open and she nodded yes.
“Where?” I asked.
She pointed toward the back door of Laundromat.
Something filled me, something I hadn’t felt in a long time, so long that I wasn’t sure I recognized it at first. I moved toward the rear of the Laundromat toward the partially open rear door. I was angry. I was shaking. It hadn’t been like this when I was shot at Midnight Pass, but this time the shooter had come close to hitting the woman called Francie and maybe even the little girl.
There was no one in the alleyway behind the Laundromat. There was a parking lot about half full of cars. At the rear of the parking lot was The Melting Pot, a fondue restaurant. There were no people around. I ran a few feet toward my right, where there was a driveway to Bahia Vista, and then I realized that I was chasing someone with a gun who wanted to kill me and that I had no gun of my own.
I went back into the Laundromat.
“I called the police,” a lumpy man with thick white hair called out.
“What did he look like?” I asked the Asian woman.
She shook her head, shocked.
“A man, right?”
She shook her head yes.
“You’d recognize him again if you saw him?”
“No,” she said. “I just saw the long metal part and a head behind it with some kind of hat. Then I—”
“He was white?”
She shook her head yes.
Francie was sitting on the floor with the little girl on her lap. The kid was still clutching her monster and eating her sandwich.
“You all right?” I asked.
“Yes,” Francie said. “How many people did he…?”
“No one,” I said. “He was only after me.”
“Why does he want to kill you?” she asked.
“It’s a long story,” I said, looking at the little girl and asking, “What’s your name?”
“Alaska,” she said. “Alaska Dreamer.”
The girl took another bite of sandwich.
“Pretty name,” I said.
“My mom’s name. Dreamer. My grandmom’s too. Not my dad’s. He’s in Carserated.”
Francie put an arm around her daughter, who smiled up at her, cheeks full of corned beef and chopped liver.
A police siren outside, coming fast. I looked at my laundry and decided to just forget it. My maternal grandmother would have said it was cursed. It had been with me both times I’d been shot at today. It was covered in shards of glass and the promise of a bad memory.
Some people had fled the Laundromat. One solitary man had gone back to smoking his cigar and waiting for his load to dry.
Then there were two uniformed policemen with rifles in their hands at front of the Laundromat and another two at the back.
“Hands, showing, up,” called one of the cops at the front door.
We showed our hands.
“Doesn’t look like a hostage situation,” the cop who had shouted said to his partner. “Anyone hurt?”
There was a mixed chorus of no’s.
The cops came in slowly, carefully looking for places a raging maniac might hide.
Alaska was almost finished with the sandwich now, but she didn’t stop eating. Her eyes moved between the two pairs of armed cops.
“Don’t be afraid,” Francie said softly to the girl.
“It’s like television,” Alaska said.
“Yes,” her mother said. “It’s like television.”
About ten minutes later I was seated in the office of Detective Etienne Viviase.
“We know one of two things about this guy,” Viviase said. “Either he can’t shoot worth a shit or he’s trying to scare you out of Sarasota County.”
“Looks that way,” I said.
“Hoffmann?”
“He tried to bribe me twice to get me to stop trying to get Trasker out of his house.”
“He’s trying to kill you because of Trasker?”
“Maybe.”
“And he killed Roberta Trasker to keep her from helping you get her husband out of his house?”
“Him or his man Stanley.”
“Just to get the Pass open?”
“Big money involved, remember?” I said.
“Big enough to murder? Doesn’t sound like Hoffmann. You might want to get out of town for a while.”
“If it’s Hoffmann, I’ll be safe when the vote is over tonight,” I said.
“Any suggestions?” he asked, sitting back.
“Doc Obermeyer. But you’ll have to get to him fast. Tomorrow will be too late. The vote will be over.”
“There’s one other way we can go,” Viviase said. “Roberta Trasker’s dead, but if we can find William Trasker’s next of kin and get him or her to—”
“Power of attorney,” I said.
“I’ll see what I can do,” Viviase said with a sigh.
“Can I go now?”
“With God,” he said. “You do that statement about your talk with Obermeyer?”
I went into my pocket and came up with a folded trio of lined yellow sheets of paper. I handed the packet to Viviase, who took it with a look of resignation. He opened the folded sheets and looked at them.
“At least I can read your writing,” he said. “I’ll have it typed up for you to sign. Wait outside.”
I got up and went into the hallway. Viviase moved past me with my report. There was a low wooden bench. I sat as far from the other person on the bench as I could.
It was somewhere over ninety degrees outside and about eighty inside the hall. The man at the end of the bench was wearing a heavy winter coat. He was smiling, a kind of goofy, pleased smile. He looked a little like my Uncle Benny when he was fifty: dark, too much hair, not enough chin, but plenty of nose.
I looked at the wall. There was a photograph of a policeman in dress uniform. The photograph was old. I fixed my eyes on it.
“It’s my birthday,” the guy at the other end of the bench said.
“Congratulations,” I answered, still looking at the cop in the picture.
“Had a big birthday lunch at the Cuban place farther down on Main.”
I nodded.
“I’ve had a birthday lunch at a different foreign restaurant ever
y year for the last five years,” he said with an air of accomplishment. “Greek, Italian, Jewish, Chinese. This year was Cuban.”
“Yeah?” I said, feeling I had to say something.
“Yeah. I go alone. My family’s back in Holland, Michigan,” he said. “I used to fix clocks there. Holland, Michigan. They have a big tulip festival in Holland every year.”
“I’ve heard,” I said.
“I’m a witness,” he said. “Murder. Man got shot in the Cuban restaurant two booths away from me. I was eating my refried beans. There was just me and these two guys and one shot the other one and got up and walked out.”
I looked at him, trying to decide if he had seen a murder or had simply wandered into police headquarters, plopped on the bench, and started telling a story to the first person who would listen to him. I didn’t say anything.
“Didn’t get a good look,” he said. “Guy just goes bloughy with the gun. Bloughy, you know. Twice. Gets up and goes. But I heard the other guy, the guy he shot, say his name. That’s why I’m sitting here. I’m trying to remember the name. I’m good with faces, not with names.”
He had slid toward me on the bench. I was already sitting on the end.
“Carnahan,” he said.
“Nice to meet you,” I said, without giving my name.
“No, I think the name of the guy was Carnahan. That’s it. Carnahan. Or maybe it was Wisnant.”
“I can see how you’d get the two confused,” I said.
“No, it was something more like Pergamont,” he said. “That’s why I’m sitting here, trying to remember. They should have asked me what the guy looked like, the killer. I’m good with faces. Just saw him for a second, but that’s enough. I used to fix watches.”
“You said.”
“Moncreiff,” said the man.
“The name of the shooter?”
“No, my name. Simon Moncreiff.”
He held out his hand. I took it.
“You told the police that you only saw the shooter for a second.”
“Less than a second,” he said, hands deep in his pockets, thinking. “You think it would help if I went through the alphabet?”
“Can’t hurt,” I said. “Give you something to do.”
“It won’t work,” he said. “Terrible with names. Good with faces, people.”
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