‘So. You said there were some things you wanted to say to me?’
He smiles, that slow smile that used to make my heart race. ‘Yes, of course. I wanted to say that, well … it’s good to see you, Rachel. I miss you.’
‘Right. I thought you might have some kind of explanation about what happened. You know, with that other girl.’
‘Oh, that. Well, it was difficult for me too.’
I nod, before I can actually process what he’s saying. Him cheating on me was difficult for him too? What?
‘I was having a nightmare at work … I was confused, and I did the wrong thing. But now, maybe …’ He gives me the slow smile again, charmingly uncertain. ‘Maybe it could work?’
It’s the scenario I fantasised about so many times: Jay wanting me back. But now that it’s happening, I feel nothing, because Jay is a twat. I once thought I wasn’t cool enough for him, and maybe that was why he cheated. But now I realise there is nothing wrong with me. And Oliver is one hundred, no, one billion times the man he is. I would rather be in the grottiest old-man pub with Oliver than in the world’s best nightclub with this … fuckmuppet. And I never swear!
‘Either way, Rachel,’ Jay says, ‘I don’t want to lose you as a friend.’
Urrrrrggggh. The F-word! This was how he got away with it. He could do anything he liked because we were so much more than a boring old boyfriend and girlfriend; we were friends. It sounded so sophisticated and mature but it was just bullshit.
Lily and Maggie have left the dance floor, trailed by both the guys, and are standing nearby, at the bar. They’re watching me and looking concerned. I’m so glad they’re here to see this.
I smile sweetly at Jay. ‘Of course we can be friends. And maybe more? Nothing too complicated? No strings?’
He’s practically drooling now. ‘Yes. Definitely! You know, Rachel, you always were a goer.’
A goer. A goer! With that one word, his fate is sealed. I keep my smile in place as I say, ‘By the way, I love your jacket. Where did you get it from?’
He shrugs. ‘Armani, I think. Or no, sorry. Hugo Boss. The jeans are Armani.’
‘It’s gorgeous.’ I stroke his shoulder. ‘Do you want to play a game?’
His eyes light up; of course he wants to play a game. Because he is a player.
‘OK. Stand up, and come over here … closer … Now hand me your mobile and your wallet.’ I put down my drink and hold out my hands for them. ‘Great. Now …’ And before I lose my nerve, I push him as hard as I can, backwards into the hot tub, where he lands with a beautiful and satisfying splash.
‘What … the … FUCK?!’ He bobs up, spluttering and dripping all over; his half-unbuttoned shirt is clinging to him, and his jacket and his artfully done hair are ruined. ‘You crazy bitch! What the fuck was that for?’
‘It was for being a GOBSHITE and cheating on me. Now button your shirt up!’
Then, giggling madly, I drop his stuff on the grass and sprint off towards the girls, who are standing beside the bar with the two guys, all of them open-mouthed. Catching my breath, I manage to gasp out, ‘RUN!’ And we run as fast as our heels and hysteria will allow us, shrieking and laughing like maniacs.
‘Oh shit! They’re coming after us. Hide!’ says Lily. ‘This way!’ We zigzag off the path into the trees, and sneak along SAS-style until we’re safely out of sight and back on the gravel path, stumbling towards the exit.
‘Oh my God, Rachel,’ Lily says, gasping for breath. ‘I cannot believe you did that. I don’t know what he did, but I bet he deserved it. Respect.’ She holds up a hand for a high-five.
‘I’ve never seen anything like it in my life,’ says Maggie. She’s much fitter than me and Lily, so she’s breathless with laughter rather than from the running. ‘Rachel, you pushed him into a hot tub.’
This makes us all laugh again; I’m actually doubled over in pain, I’m laughing so hard. ‘I know … wasn’t it great? In fairness, I did take his wallet and phone from him first so they wouldn’t get wet.’
‘I absolutely love it,’ says Lily. ‘You pushed him into a hot tub, but in an organised, sensible way. Brilliant.’
‘Yes! It could have been a fountain, but that would have been dangerous.’
‘Anyway, it was his fault for taking us to a nightclub with hot tubs,’ says Lily. ‘What was that about?’
‘Exactly!’
‘But Rachel,’ Maggie says, ‘what did he do? I mean, seriously – what happened?’
So I explain: about our sadistic six-month relationship that wasn’t, because we were ‘friends’, and how he cheated on me.
‘Can I point out as well that his real name is Jason?’ I add. Not that there’s anything wrong with being called Jason, but it’s typical of Jay that not even his name is real.
‘That’s awful,’ says Maggie, looking stricken. ‘If we’d known about all that, we never would have come out to meet them.’
‘It was my fault, I should have told you earlier. I’m just sorry we had to leave early if you were having a good time.’
‘God, no,’ says Lily. ‘The place was fun, but I was taking a hit for the team. The team being you and Rob.’ She points at Maggie.
‘Did Rob ask for your number?’ I ask Maggie.
‘Yes, but I won’t answer if he calls. I don’t like the company he keeps. It’s my year of saying yes to everything, but not to anything.’
‘Woohoo! You are on fire this weekend, girlfriend,’ says Lily. ‘You too, Rachel.’ She starts to laugh to herself, and I can tell she’s thinking again about me pushing Jay into the hot tub. It is a beautiful memory. I wish I could have taped it.
‘Hmm,’ says Maggie. ‘How are we going to get back to the hotel?’
This is an excellent point. We’ve left the park now, and we’re on a dark street with no shops or bars and nobody going by. I didn’t bring my guidebook, which was stupid of me, and Lily’s phone’s not working.
‘We could always go back to the club and see if someone will call us a taxi,’ suggests Lily.
‘No!’ I say, panicked. ‘I don’t want to run into Jay again. Oh God! He’s bound to be on his way out himself – he’ll have to go home and change.’ I look back desperately over my shoulder. ‘We have to get out of here now!’ Not that I think Jay will turn violent, though he is a boxer, but he might threaten to sue me, or make me pay for his dry-cleaning. Either way, it won’t be fun.
‘But how?’ says Maggie.
We’re looking around in an aimless panic when there’s a roar of mopeds, startlingly loud in the quiet street. We all turn around, and we’re relieved – at least I certainly am – to see that it’s three girls on Vespas. As they’re going past us, one of them slows down and calls out something in Italian. We shake our heads, and she stops.
‘Are you all right?’ she says, in English. I can see blond curls under her helmet. ‘Do you need directions?’
‘Yes, thanks – we’re trying to get back to the centre. The Spanish Steps …’
‘We’re going to the centro storico,’ one of the others says. ‘Do you want a lift?’
Lily, Maggie and I exchange glances before saying, ‘Sure!’ And we hop on the back of the Vespas with the girls.
‘Hold on,’ says one of them, and then we’re off, hair streaming in the wind, skimming dangerously close to the ground, or so it feels. Sights are flying by us. I see an ancient Roman theatre; a tall column with intricate sculptures all over it; a gigantic baroque-looking edifice covered with statues of soldiers, horses and flags. My new friend calls out over her shoulder, giving me the names of the landmarks as we go. I’ve realised that there is way too much to see in Rome to even try and remember all the names, so I don’t bother. I just soak it in: my first ever Vespa ride!
Eventually things start looking more familiar: we’re back in the same streets that I recognise from our first evening exploring. The girls stop their Vespas and we all climb off, breathless and exhilarated, stumbling a bit now that we�
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‘Thank you!’ we chorus. ‘That was great!’
They wave and kick-start their Vespas again, buzzing off into the night.
‘Wasn’t that fantastic? Like Charlie’s Angels,’ says Maggie. ‘They rescued us.’
‘I can’t believe I just rode on a moped without a helmet,’ I say. ‘And I haven’t looked at my guidebook all day.’
‘Rachel, you also just pushed someone into a hot tub,’ Lily points out. ‘I think that’s worth mentioning too.’ Our giggles ring out into the empty streets.
We set off in what we think is the direction of our hotel, but soon we’re completely lost again. I’m about to ask Lily whether her phone is working when we hear music.
‘Ooh,’ says Maggie. ‘Are you hearing what I’m hearing?’
It’s Destiny’s Child. We follow the music and find ourselves at the door of a scuzzy little bar. It’s small and dark; the floor looks sticky. It’s a world away from the Playboy mansion we just left. But we don’t even need to discuss it: we thrust some notes at the guy on the door, and charge in, desperate to get to the dance floor before the song ends.
What follows is the best night out dancing I’ve had in years. We dance to ‘Jumpin’, Jumpin’, ‘Get Lucky’ and back to Destiny’s Child with ‘Independent Women’. We dance to ‘No Diggity’, and then, for a change, ‘Sexyback’. It’s as if someone’s put his iPod on shuffle and plugged it in. In fact I think that’s what the DJ’s done; I see him lounging against the wall chatting up a gorgeous girl in a white dress.
‘I want to buy a drink but the music’s too good, I don’t want to miss a song!’ screams Maggie.
‘I’ll get you one!’ I hurry to the bar and order three Peroni beers, which we swig until ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ by Taylor Swift comes on. Which means we have to run back to the dance floor, beers in hand.
‘This is the best night ever!’ Lily sings, or rather screams, along to the music. ‘Ever, ever, ever!’ Maggie is doing air guitar.
Then to make things even better, ‘Hey Ya’ comes on.
‘I haven’t heard this in YEARS!’ yells Maggie, spinning around in uneven circles and shaking her rear energetically.
When we stumble out of the club, hours later, we’re sweaty and dishevelled, our feet are sore and our throats are raw from singing. It’s great.
‘That was fantastic,’ says Lily. ‘So much fun. God, I’m so hot and sticky.’
‘Me too, boiling,’ says Maggie. ‘Now where’s the hotel gone?’
‘I think it’s that way,’ I say, pointing vaguely.
But once we’ve stumbled down the narrow alley, we’re not at the hotel. We’re in a little square that is almost entirely filled by a massive ornate fountain. Lit by floodlights, it’s an incredible marble concoction of columns, alcoves, arches and statues with billowing robes, all set above a foaming turquoise pool full of coins. Although it’s 1 a.m., a few people are still here, having their photos taken or flipping yet more coins into the water.
‘It’s the Trevi Fountain!’ says Lily. She rummages in her bag and hands us each a euro coin. ‘If you throw a coin in, it means you’ll come back to Rome.’
‘But that doesn’t make any sense,’ I object. ‘Surely it’s up to us whether we come back to Rome? Wouldn’t we be better off saving our euro and putting it towards air fare?’
They both look at me and then we all start laughing.
‘OK, fine. That was a bit pedantic,’ I admit.
‘You can just make a wish,’ suggests Maggie.
So I close my eyes and flip. I don’t even have to think twice: I wish for Oliver. I hope things work out between us … and that his phone really has died.
As we turn away from the fountain and start walking home – in the right direction this time – I say, ‘You know what the difference between Oliver and Jay is?’
‘Jay is a dickhead and Oliver is lovely?’ suggests Maggie.
‘That goes without saying. But also, they’re like Batman and Superman. Batman looks really flashy from the outside, but if you take away his car and his weapons and his castle and his business empire, he’s just some guy. Whereas Superman looks like an ordinary guy but inside he’s a superhero.’
‘I like it,’ says Maggie, nodding. ‘Let’s always date Superman from now on.’
I’ve realised something else. One of the reasons I was so fixated on Jay was because I was scarred by the memory of being geeky and friendless in school. And I thought that Jay made me cool. Whereas I resisted Oliver at first not because I didn’t like him – I always did – but because I was worried about what the choice of him would say about me. I didn’t want us to be the geeky couple.
But now I don’t care. I’m going to embrace my inner nerd. I love my job, and I like talking about politics and watching Sky News while doing my ironing, and I wear flat shoes ninety per cent of the time. And that’s OK! Oliver still likes me. At least, I’m pretty sure he does. I still haven’t heard from him but I’m going to blame that on his ancient phone.
‘Are we nearly there yet?’ asks Maggie, plaintively. ‘My feet hurt.’
‘Yes! It’s around this corner.’ Soon we’ve reached the piazza, and we’re crossing it again to get to our hotel. I’m sad to think it’s for the last time.
‘I can’t believe our weekend’s nearly over,’ I say suddenly. ‘It’s been so great … Thank you both for coming.’
‘Thank you for suggesting it,’ says Maggie.
‘Group hug!’ says Lily, and we obey, laughing.
We let ourselves in through the front door of our hotel, and tiptoe up the stairs so as not to disturb the other guests, who all seem much older and earlier-rising than us.
‘So where are we going on our next trip?’ asks Maggie.
‘I won’t be able to come – I’ll be in the States,’ says Lily sadly.
‘But not for ever,’ says Maggie. ‘Or maybe we’ll come and visit you there.’
‘Yes! Please come!’ Lily says, practically jumping up and down with excitement. ‘Come to LA – or we could all meet up in New York.’
Suddenly an angry head is poked out of one of the doors. ‘People are trying to sleep!’ it hisses.
‘Sorry!’ we all whisper. The door closes and we start giggling, but quietly, and say goodnight in stage whispers.
The next morning, we have a very late and leisurely breakfast in the same café as yesterday. I’m fairly sure Jay won’t reappear, and even if he does, I genuinely don’t care. My head is sore, though: I must have been much drunker than I thought last night. Lily and I have our usual cappuccinos and croissants. Maggie asks for boiling water, a tea bag and two cups, and finally assembles a satisfactory cup of tea for herself.
‘Yay,’ she murmurs, as she adds milk. We all applaud.
‘Hey, I just realised something,’ I say. ‘Today is Valentine’s Day.’
‘Oh yeah,’ says Lily, yawning. ‘Happy V-Day.’
‘Happy Valentine’s Day, girls,’ says Maggie, clinking her teacup against my coffee cup.
‘Hey, Rachel,’ says Lily, looking at me over her sunglasses. ‘I have a question.’
‘What?’ I ask, hoping she’s not going to bring up Oliver.
‘Where’s the other Picasso?’ she says, and creases up with laughter.
‘Lily, I hope you study every drug you take … verrry carefully,’ says Maggie.
We take a last walk around, do some window-shopping and Maggie buys a scarf. All too soon, it’s time to go back to the hotel and pack, and then queue for the airport bus. On the bus, we swap reminiscences about the weekend: the cellar bar, meeting Joe and Carter DeWinter, our epic lunch at the Campo di Fiori, the photo-shoot, the crazy amphitheatre club, me pushing Jay into the hot tub … then our ride home with the Charlie’s Angels, and dancing to Destiny’s Child in that sweaty little bar. We packed in much more than I thought.
‘Though I never did see the Colosseum,’ I add.
‘And I never did go for a jog,’ says Maggie.
‘I rode on a Vespa,’ Lily says happily.
We all fall asleep on the plane. Maggie’s copy of One Hundred Years of Solitude drops under the seat in front of us and has to be rescued by Lily.
‘You’d better have finished that by the next time I visit,’ Lily says, handing it to her. ‘Or start a new one. Life’s too short.’
She’s totally right: life is too short. There and then, I make a decision. I’m not going to stay mute and hide my feelings with Oliver, the way I did with Jay. I’m going to tell him I’m annoyed that he hasn’t been in touch all weekend. Not in an angry, needy way; in an open, level-headed and sensible way. We’re grown-ups. It’s time.
Finally we land and travel to Victoria, where it’s time to say goodbye. Maggie is going west, Lily is heading south to her dad’s place, and I’m going north to Finchley Road.
‘Thanks, girls,’ I say, hugging them both. ‘It was a great weekend.’
‘I’ll find you on Facebook,’ says Lily. ‘And I’ll send you my email address, and my phone number in the States. Are you on Skype?’
‘Let’s get together soon,’ says Maggie. ‘And good luck with, you know, everything.’
She means Oliver. I smile, but as I sit on the bus home from Stansted, I’m feeling more and more worried about everything. Oliver and I have never been out of touch for this long. By the time we arrive at Finchley Road, I’m thinking: what if he breaks up with me, the way Jay did? I don’t think I can handle another fracture of the heart. The weather is adding insult to injury: it’s dark and freezing all over again, as if we’ve gone back in time to the depths of winter. It’s hard to believe that this time yesterday, I was prancing around without a jacket on.
I turn in to the path to my building and trudge along towards the steps, head down. Until I hear someone say my name.
‘Rachel.’
I look up and blink in the dark, wondering if I’m imagining things. But it’s him. He’s sitting on the steps of my building, holding a bunch of purple and orange carnations and Michaelmas daisies. His suitcase is beside him.
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