We were on a tryout-in-the-sticks basis now, as not everyone in the Tom Paine knew that I was not Bonforte. I did not know exactly which ones knew of the substitution, but I was allowed to relax and ask questions only in the presence of Dak, Penny, and Dr. Capek. I was fairly sure that Bonforte's chief clerk, Mr. Washington, knew but never let on; he was a spare, elderly mulatto with the tight-lipped mask of a saint. There were two others who certainly knew, but they were not in the Tom Paine; they were standing by and covering up from the Go For Broke, handling press releases and routine dispatches — Bill Corpsman, who was Bonforte's front man with the news services, and Roger Clifton. I don't know quite how to describe Clifton's job. Political deputy? He had been Minister without Portfolio, you may remember, when Bonforte was Supreme Minister, but that says nothing. Let's put it symbolically: Bonforte handed out policy and Clifton handed out patronage.
This small group had to know; if any others knew it was not considered necessary to tell me. To be sure, the other members of Bonforte's staff and all the crew of the Tom Paine knew that something odd was going on; they did not necessarily know what it was. A good many people had seen me enter the ship — but as «Benny Grey.» By the time they saw me again I was already «Bonforte.»
Someone had had the foresight to obtain real make-up equipment, but I used almost none. At close range make-up can be seen; even Silicoflesh cannot be given the exact texture of skin. I contented myself with darkening my natural complexion a couple of shades with Semiperm and wearing his face, from inside. I did have to sacrifice quite a lot of hair and Dr. Capek inhibited the roots. I did not mind; an actor can always wear hair-pieces — and I was sure that this job was certain to pay me a fee that would let me retire for life, if I wished.
On the other hand, I was sometimes queasily aware that «life» might not be too long — there are those old saws about the man who knew too much and the one about dead men and tales. But truthfully I was beginning to trust these people. They were all darn nice people — which told me as much about Bonforte as I had learned by listening to his speeches and seeing his pix. A political figure is not a single man, so I was learning, but a compatible team. If Bonforte himself had not been a decent sort he would not have had these people around him.
The Martian language gave me my greatest worry. Like most actors, I had picked up enough Martian, Venerian, Outer Jovian, etc., to be able to fake in front of a camera or on stage. But those rolled or fluttered consonants are very difficult. Human vocal cords are not as versatile as Martian's tympanus, I believe, and, in any case, the semi-phonetic spelling out of those sounds in Roman letters, for example «kkk» or «jjj or «rrr,» have no more to do with the true sounds than the g in «Gnu» has to do with the inhaled click with which a Bantu pronounces «Gnu.» «Jjj,» for instance, closely resembles a Bronx cheer.
Fortunately Bonforte had no great talent for other languages — and I am a professional; my ears really hear, I can imitate any sound, from a buzz saw striking a nail in a chunk of firewood to a setting hen disturbed on her nest. It was necessary only to acquire Martian as poorly as Bonforte spoke it. He had worked hard to overcome his lack of talent, and every word and phrase of Martian that he knew had been sightsound recorded so that he could study his mistakes.
So I studied his mistakes, with the projector moved into his office and Penny at my elbow to sort out the spools for me and answer questions.
Human languages fall into four groups: inflecting ones as in Anglo-American, positional as in Chinese, agglutinative as in Old Turkish, polysynthetic (sentence units) as in Eskimo — to which, of course, we now add alien structures as wildly odd and as nearly impossible for the human brain as non-repetitive or emergent Venerian. Luckily Martian is analogous to human speech forms. Basic Martian, the trade language, is positional and involves only simple concrete ideas — like the greeting: «I see you.» High Martian is polysynthetic and very stylized, with an expression for every nuance of their complex system of rewards and punishments, obligations and debts. It had been almost too much for Bonforte; Penny told me that he could read those arrays of dots they use for writing quite easily but of the spoken form of High Martian he could say only a few hundred sentences.
Brother, how I studied those few he had mastered!
The strain on Penny was even greater than it was on me. Both she and Dak spoke some Martian but the chore of coaching me fell on her as Dak had to spend most of his time in the control room; Jock's death had left him shorthanded. We dropped from two gravities to one for the last few million miles of the approach, during which time he never came below at all. I spent it learning the ritual I would have to know for the adoption ceremony, with Penny's help.
I had just completed running through the speech in which I was to accept membership in the Kkkah nest — a speech not unlike that, in spirit, with which an orthodox Jewish boy assumes the responsibilities of manhood, but as fixed, as invariable, as Hamlet's soliloquy. I had read it, complete with Bonforte's mispronunciations and facial tic; I finished and asked, «How was that?»
«That was quite good,» she answered seriously.
«Thanks, Curly Top.» It was a phrase I had lifted from the language — practice spools in Bonforte's files; it was what Bonforte called her when he was feeling mellow — and it was perfectly in character.
«Don't you dare call me that!»
I looked at her in honest amazement and answered, still in character, «Why, Penny my child!»
«Don't you call me that, either! You fake! You phony! You — actor!» She jumped up, ran as far as she could — which was only to the door — and stood there, faced away from me, her face buried in her hands and her shoulders shaking with sobs.
I made a tremendous effort and lifted myself out of the character — pulled in my belly, let my own face come up, answered in my own voice. «Miss Russell!»
She stopped crying, whirled around, looked at me, and her jaw dropped. I added, still in my normal self, «Come back here and sit down.»
I thought she was going to refuse, then she seemed to think better of it, came slowly back and sat down, her hands in her lap but with her face that of a little girl who is «saving up more spit.»
I let her sit for a moment, then said quietly, «Yes, Miss Russell, I am an actor. Is that a reason for you to insult me?»
She simply looked stubborn.
«As an actor, I am here to do an actor's job. You know why. You know, too, that I was tricked into taking it — it is not a job I would have accepted with my eyes open, even in my wildest moments. I hate having to do it considerably more than you hate having me do it — for despite Captain Broadbent's cheerful assurances I am not at all sure that I will come out of it with my skin intact — and I'm awfully fond of my skin; it's the only one I have. I believe, too, that I know why you find it hard to accept me. But is that any reason for you to make my job harder than it has to be?»
She mumbled. I said sharply, «Speak up!»
«It's dishonest! It's indecent!»
I sighed. «It certainly is. More than that, it is impossible — without the wholehearted support of the other members of the cast. So let's call Captain Broadbent down here and tell him. Let's call it off.»
She jerked her face up and said, «Oh no! We can't do that.»
«Why can't we? A far better thing to drop it now than to present it and have it flop. I can't give a performance under these conditions. Let's admit it.»
«But — but — we've got to! It's necessary.»
'Why is it necessary, Miss Russell? Political reasons? I have not the slightest interest in politics — and I doubt if you have any really deep interest. So why must we do it?»
«Because — because he — » She stopped, unable to go on, strangled by sobs.
I got up, went over, and put a hand on her shoulder. «I know. Because if we don't, some thing that he has spent years building up will fall to pieces. Because he can't do it himself and his friends are trying to cover up and do it for hi
m. Because his friends are loyal to him. Because you are loyal to him. Nevertheless, it hurts you to see someone else in the place that is rightfully his. Besides that, you are half out of your mind with grief and worry about him. Aren't you?»
«Yes.» I could barely hear it.
I took hold of her chin and tilted her face up. «I know why you find it so hard to have me here, in his place. You love him. But I'm doing the best job for him I know how.Confound it, woman! Do you have to make my job six times harder by treating me like dirt?»
She looked shocked. For a moment I thought she was going to slap me. Then she said brokenly, «I am sorry. I am very sorry. I won't let it happen again.»
I let go her chin and said briskly, «Then let's get back to work.»
She did not move. «Can you forgive me?»
«Huh? There's nothing to forgive, Penny. You were acting up because you love him and you were worried. Now let's get to work. I've got to be letter perfect — and it's only hours away.» I dropped at once back into the role.
She picked up a spool and started the projector again. I watched him through it once, then did the acceptance speech with the sound cut out but stereo on, matching my voice — his voice, I mean — to the moving image. She watched me, looking from the image back to my face with a dazed look on her own. We finished and I switched it off myself. «How was that?»
«That was perfect!»
I smiled his smile. «Thanks, Curly Top.»
«Not at all — 'Mr. Bonforte.'»
Two hours later we made rendezvous with the Go For Broke.
Dak brought Roger Clifton and Bill Corpsman to my cabin as soon as the Go For Broke had transferred them. I knew them from pictures. I stood up and said, «Hello, Rog. Glad to see you, Bill.» My voice was warm but casual; on the level at which these people operated, a hasty trip to Earth and back was simply a few days' separation and nothing more. I limped over and offered my hand. The ship was at the moment under low boost as it adjusted to a much tighter orbit than the Go For Broke had been riding in.
Clifton threw me a quick glance, then played up. He took his cigar out of his mouth, shook hands, and said quietly, «Glad to see you back, Chief.» He was a small man, bald-headed and middle-aged, and looked like a lawyer and a good poker player.
«Anything special while I was away?»
«No. Just routine. I gave Penny the file.»
«Good.» I turned to Bill Corpsman, again offered my hand.
He did not take it. Instead he put his fists on his hips, looked up at me, and whistled. «Amazing! I really do believe we stand a chance of getting away with it.» He looked me up and down, then said, «Turn around, Smythe. Move around. I want to see you walk.»
I found that I was actually feeling the annoyance that Bonforte would have felt at such uncalled-for impertinence, and, of course, it showed in my face. Dak touched Corpsman's sleeve and said quickly, «Knock it off, Bill. You remember what we agreed?»
«Chicken tracks!» Corpsman answered. «This room is soundproof. I just want to make sure he is up to it. Smythe, how's your Martian? Can you spiel it?»
I answered with a single squeaking polysyllabic in High Martian, a sentence meaning roughly, «Proper conduct demands that one of us leave!» — but it means far more than that, as it is a challenge which usually ends in someone's nest being notified of a demise.
I don't think Corpsman understood it, for he grinned and answered, «I've got to hand it to you, Smythe. That's good.»
But Dak understood it. He took Corpsman by the arm and said, «Bill, I told you to knock it off. You're in my ship and that's an order. We play it straight from here on — every second.»
Clifton added, «Pay attention to him, Bill. You know we agreed that was the way to do it. Otherwise somebody might slip.»
Corpsman glanced at him, then shrugged. «All right, all right. I was just checking up — after all, this was my idea.» He gave me a one-sided smile and said, «Howdy, Mister Bonforte. Glad to see you back.»
There was a shade too much emphasis on «Mister» but I answered, «Good to be back, Bill. Anything special I need to know before we go down?»
«I guess not. Press conference at Goddard City after the ceremonies.» I could see him watching me to see how I would take it.
I nodded. «Very well.»
Dak said hastily, «Say, Rog, how about that? Is it necessary? Did you authorize it?»
«I was going to add,» Corpsman went on, turning to Clifton, «before the Skipper here got the jitters, that I can take it myself and tell the boys that the Chief has dry laryngitis from the ceremonies — or we can limit it to written questions submitted ahead of time and I'll get the answers written out for him while the ceremonies are going on. Seeing that he looks and sounds so good close up, I would say to risk it. How about it, Mister — 'Bonforte'? Think you can swing it?»
«I see no problem involved in it, Bill.» I was thinking that if I managed to get by the Martians without a slip I would undertake to ad-lib double talk to a bunch of human reporters as long as they wanted to listen. I had good command of Bonforte's speaking style by now and at least a rough notion of his policies and attitudes — and I need not be specific.
But Clifton looked worried. Before he could speak the ship's horn brayed out, «Captain is requested to come to the control room. Minus four minutes.»
Dak said quickly, «You all will have to settle it. I've got to put this sled in its slot — I've got nobody up there but young Epstein.» He dashed for the door.
Corpsman called out, «Hey, Skip! I wanted to tell you — » He was out the door and following Dak without waiting to say good-by.
Roger Clifton closed the door Corpsman had left open, came back, and said slowly, «Do you want to risk this press conference?»
«That is up to you. I want to do the job.»
«Mmm ... Then I'm inclined to risk it — if we use the written-questions method. But I'll check Bill's answers myself before you have to give them.»
«Very well.» I added, «If you can find a way to let me have them ten minutes or so ahead of time, there shouldn't be any difficulty. I'm a very quick study.»
He inspected me. «I quite believe it — Chief. All right, I'll have Penny slip the answers to you right after the ceremonies. Then you can excuse yourself to go to the men's room and just stay there until you are sure of them.»
«That should work.»
«I think so. Uh, I must say I feel considerably better now that I've seen you. Is there anything I can do for you?»
«I think not, Rog. Yes, there is, too. Any word about — him?»
«Eh? Well, yes and no. He's still in Goddard City; we're sure of that. He hasn't been taken off Mars, or even out in the country. We blocked them on that, if that was their intention.»
«Eh? Goddard City is not a big place, is it? Not more than a hundred thousand? What's the hitch?»
«The hitch is that we don't dare admit that you — I mean that he — is missing. Once we have this adoption thing wrapped up, we can put you out of sight, then announce the kidnapping as if it had just taken place — and make them take the city apart rivet by rivet. The city authorities are all Humanity Party appointees, but they will have to co-operate — after the ceremony. It will be the most wholehearted co-operation you ever saw, for they will be deadly anxious to produce him before the whole Kkkahgral nest swarms over them and tears the city down around their ears.»
«Oh. I'm still learning about Martian psychology and customs.»
«Aren't we all!»
«Rog? Mmm ... What leads you to think that he is still alive? Wouldn't their purpose be better served — and with less risk — just by killing him?» I was thinking queasily how simple it had turned out to be to get rid of a body, if a man was ruthless enough.
«I see what you mean. But that, too, is tied up with Martian notions about “propriety.”» (He used the Martian word.) «Death is the one acceptable excuse for not carrying out an obligation. If he were simply kill
ed, they would adopt him into the nest after his death — and then the whole nest and probably every nest on Mars would set out to avenge him. They would not mind in the least if the whole human race were to die or be killed — but to kill this one human being to keep him from being adopted, that's another kettle of fish entirely. Matter of obligation and propriety — in some ways a Martian's response to a situation is so automatic as to remind one of instinct. It is not, of course, since they are incredibly intelligent. But they do the damnedest things.» He frowned and added, «Sometimes I wish I had never left Sussex.»
The warning hooter broke up the discussion by forcing us to hurry to our bunks. Dak had cut it fine on purpose; the shuttle rocket from Goddard City was waiting for us when we settled into free fall. All five of us went down, which just filled the passenger couches — again a matter of planning, for the Resident Commissioner had expressed the intention of coming up to meet me and had been dissuaded only by Dak's message to him that our party would require all the space.
I tried to get a better look at the Martian surface as we went down, as I had had only one glimpse of it, from the control room of the Tom Paine — since I was supposed to have been there many times I could not show the normal curiosity of a tourist. I did not get much of a look; the shuttle pilot did not turn us so that we could see until he leveled off for his glide approach and I was busy then putting on my oxygen mask.
That pesky Mars-type mask almost finished us; I had never had a chance to practice with it — Dak did not think of it and I had not realized it would be a problem; I had worn both space suit and aqua lung on other occasions and I thought this would be about the same. It was not. The model Bonforte favored was a mouthfree type, a Mitsubushi «Sweet Winds» which pressurizes directly at the nostrils — a nose clamp, nostril plugs, tubes up each nostril which then run back under each ear to the supercharger on the back of your neck. I concede that it is a fine device, once you get used to it, since you can talk, eat, drink, etc., while wearing it. But I would rather have a dentist put both hands in my mouth.
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