by Unknown
It was not really a piece of paper; it was the Never bird, making desperate efforts to reach Peter on her nest. By working her wings, in a way she had learned since the nest fell into the water, she was able to some extent to guide her strange craft, but by the time Peter recognised her she was very exhausted. She had come to save him, to give him her nest, though there were eggs in it. I rather wonder at the bird, for though he had been nice to her, he had also sometimes tormented her. I can suppose only that, like Mrs. Darling and the rest of them, she was melted because he had all his first teeth.
She called out to him what she had come for, and he called out to her what was she doing there; but of course neither of them understood the other’s language. In fanciful stories people can talk to the birds freely, and I wish for the moment I could pretend that this was such a story, and say that Peter replied intelligently to the Never bird; but truth is best, and I want to tell only what really happened. Well, not only could they not understand each other, but they forgot their manners.
‘I — want — you — to — get — into — the — nest,’ the bird called, speaking as slowly and distinctly as possible, ‘and — then — you — can — drift — ashore, but — I — am — too — tired — to — bring — it — any — nearer — so — you — must — try — to — swim — to — it.’
‘What are you quacking about?’ Peter answered. ‘Why don’t you let the nest drift as usual?’
‘I — want — you—’ the bird said, and repeated it all over.
Then Peter tried slow and distinct.
‘What — are — you — quacking — about?’ and so on.
The Never bird became irritated; they have very short tempers.
‘You dunderheaded little jay,’ she screamed, ‘why don’t you do as I tell you?’
Peter felt that she was calling him names, and at a venture he retorted hotly:
‘So are you!’
Then rather curiously they both snapped out the same remark:
‘Shut up!’
‘Shut up!’
Nevertheless the bird was determined to save him if she could, and by one last mighty effort she propelled the nest against the rock. Then up she flew; deserting her eggs, so as to make her meaning clear.
Then at last he understood, and clutched the nest and waved his thanks to the bird as she fluttered overhead. It was not to receive his thanks, however, that she hung there in the sky; it was not even to watch him get into the nest; it was to see what he did with her eggs.
There were two large white eggs, and Peter lifted them up and reflected. The bird covered her face with her wings, so as not to see the last of her eggs; but she could not help peeping between the feathers.
I forget whether I have told you that there was a stave on the rock, driven into it by some buccaneers of long ago to mark the site of buried treasure. The children had discovered the glittering hoard, and when in mischievous mood used to fling showers of moidores, diamonds, pearls and pieces of eight to the gulls, who pounced upon them for food, and then flew away, raging at the scurvy trick that had been played upon them. The stave was still there, and on it Starkey had hung his hat, a deep tarpaulin, watertight, with a broad brim. Peter put the eggs into this hat and set it on the lagoon. It floated beautifully.
The Never bird saw at once what he was up to, and screamed her admiration of him; and, alas, Peter crowed his agreement with her. Then he got into the nest, reared the stave in it as a mast, and hung up his shirt for a sail. At the same moment the bird fluttered down upon the hat and once more sat snugly on her eggs. She drifted in one direction, and he was borne off in another, both cheering.
Of course when Peter landed he beached his barque in a place where the bird would easily find it; but the hat was such a great success that she abandoned the nest. It drifted about till it went to pieces, and often Starkey came to the shore of the lagoon, and with many bitter feelings watched the bird sitting on his hat. As we shall not see her again, it may be worth mentioning here that all Never birds now build in that shape of nest, with a broad brim on which the youngsters take an airing.
Great were the rejoicings when Peter reached the home under the ground almost as soon as Wendy, who had been carried hither and thither by the kite. Every boy had adventures to tell; but perhaps the biggest adventure of all was that they were several hours late for bed. This so inflated them that they did various dodgy things to get staying up still longer, such as demanding bandages; but Wendy, though glorying in having them all home again safe and sound, was scandalised by the lateness of the hour, and cried, ‘To bed, to bed,’ in a voice that had to be obeyed. Next day, however, she was awfully tender, and gave out bandages to every one; and they played till bedtime at limping about and carrying their arms in slings.
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CHAPTER X
THE HAPPY HOME
One important result of the brush on the lagoon was that it made the redskins their friends. Peter had saved Tiger Lily from a dreadful fate, and now there was nothing she and her braves would not do for him. All night they sat above, keeping watch over the home under the ground and awaiting the big attack by the pirates which obviously could not be much longer delayed. Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted titbits to eat.
They called Peter the Great White Father, prostrating themselves before him; and he liked this tremendously, so that it was not really good for him.
‘The great white father,’ he would say to them in a very lordly manner, as they grovelled at his feet, ‘is glad to see the Piccaninny warriors protecting his wigwam from the pirates.’
‘Me Tiger Lily,’ that lovely creature would reply. ‘Peter Pan save me, me his velly nice friend. Me no let pirates hurt him.’
She was far too pretty to cringe in this way, but Peter thought it his due, and he would answer condescendingly, ‘It is good. Peter Pan has spoken.’
Always when he said, ‘Peter Pan has spoken,’ it meant that they must now shut up, and they accepted it humbly in that spirit; but they were by no means so respectful to the other boys, whom they looked upon as just ordinary braves. They said ‘How-do?’ to them, and things like that; and what annoyed the boys was that Peter seemed to think this all right.
Secretly Wendy sympathised with them a little, but she was far too loyal a housewife to listen to any complaints against father. ‘Father knows best,’ she always said, whatever her private opinion must be. Her private opinion was that the redskins should not call her a squaw.
We have now reached the evening that was to be known among them as the Night of Nights, because of its adventures and their upshot. The day, as if quietly gathering its forces, had been almost uneventful, and now the redskins in their blankets were at their posts above, while, below, the children were having their evening meal; all except Peter, who had gone out to get the time. The way you got the time on the island was to find the crocodile, and then stay near him till the clock struck.
This meal happened to be a make-believe tea, and they sat round the board, guzzling in their greed; and really, what with their chatter and recriminations, the noise, as Wendy said, was positively deafening. To be sure, she did not mind noise, but she simply would not have them grabbing things, and then excusing themselves by saying that Tootles had pushed their elbow. There was a fixed rule that they must never hit back at meals, but should refer the matter of dispute to Wendy by raising the right arm politely and saying, ‘I complain of so-and-so’; but what usually happened was that they forgot to do this or did it too much.
‘Silence,’ cried Wendy when for the twentieth time she had told them that they were not all to speak at once. ‘Is your calabash empty, Slightly darling?’
‘Not quite empty, mummy,’ Slightly said, after looking into an imaginary mug.
‘He hasn’t even begun to drink his milk,’ Nibs interposed.
This was telling, and Slightly seized his chance.
‘I complain of Nibs
,’ he cried promptly.
John, however, had held up his hand first.
‘Well, John?’
‘May I sit in Peter’s chair, as he is not here?’
‘Sit in father’s chair, John!’ Wendy was scandalised. ‘Certainly not.’
‘He is not really our father,’ John answered. ‘He didn’t even know how a father does till I showed him.’
This was grumbling. ‘We complain of John,’ cried the twins.
Tootles held up his hand. He was so much the humblest of them, indeed he was the only humble one, that Wendy was specially gentle with him.
‘I don’t suppose,’ Tootles said diffidently, ‘that I could be father.’
‘No, Tootles.’
Once Tootles began, which was not very often, he had a silly way of going on.
‘As I can’t be father,’ he said heavily, ‘I don’t suppose, Michael, you would let me be baby?’
‘No, I won’t,’ Michael rapped out. He was already in his basket.
‘As I can’t be baby,’ Tootles said, getting heavier and heavier, ‘do you think I could be a twin?’
‘No, indeed,’ replied the twins; ‘it’s awfully difficult to be a twin.’
‘As I can’t be anything important,’ said Tootles, ‘would any of you like to see me do a trick?’
‘No,’ they all replied.
Then at last he stopped. ‘I hadn’t really any hope,’ he said.
The hateful telling broke out again.
‘Slightly is coughing on the table.’
‘The twins began with mammee-apples.’
‘Curly is taking both tappa rolls and yams.’
‘Nibs is speaking with his mouth full.’
‘I complain of the twins.’
‘I complain of Curly.’
‘I complain of Nibs.’
‘Oh dear, oh dear,’ cried Wendy, ‘I’m sure I sometimes think that children are more trouble than they are worth.’
She told them to clear away, and sat down to her workbasket: a heavy load of stockings and every knee with a hole in it as usual.
‘Wendy,’ remonstrated Michael, ‘I’m too big for a cradle.’
‘I must have somebody in a cradle,’ she said almost tartly, ‘and you are the littlest. A cradle is such a nice homely thing to have about a house.’
While she sewed they played around her; such a group of happy faces and dancing limbs lit up by that romantic fire. It had become a very familiar scene this in the home under the ground, but we are looking on it for the last time.
There was a step above, and Wendy, you may be sure, was the first to recognise it.
‘Children, I hear your father’s step. He likes you to meet him at the door.’
Above, the redskins crouched before Peter.
‘Watch well, braves. I have spoken.’
And then, as so often before, the gay children dragged him from his tree. As so often before, but never again.
He had brought nuts for the boys as well as the correct time for Wendy.
‘Peter, you just spoil them, you know,’ Wendy simpered.
‘Ah, old lady,’ said Peter, hanging up his gun.
‘It was me told him mothers are called old lady,’ Michael whispered to Curly.
‘I complain of Michael,’ said Curly instantly.
The first twin came to Peter. ‘Father, we want to dance.’
‘Dance away, my little man,’ said Peter, who was in high good humour.
‘But we want you to dance.’
Peter was really the best dancer among them, but he pretended to be scandalised.
‘Me! My old bones would rattle.’
‘And mummy too.’
‘What,’ cried Wendy, ‘the mother of such an armful, dance!’
‘But on a Saturday night,’ Slightly insinuated.
It was not really Saturday night, at least it may have been, for they had long lost count of the days; but always if they wanted to do anything special they said this was Saturday night, and then they did it.
‘Of course it is Saturday night, Peter,’ Wendy said, relenting.
‘People of our figure, Wendy.’
‘But it is only among our own progeny.’
‘True, true.’
So they were told they could dance, but they must put on their nighties first.
‘Ah, old lady,’ Peter said aside to Wendy, warming himself by the fire and looking down at her as she sat turning a heel, ‘there is nothing more pleasant, of an evening for you and me when the day’s toil is over than to rest by the fire with the little ones near by.’
‘It is sweet, Peter, isn’t it?’ Wendy said, frightfully gratified. ‘Peter, I think Curly has your nose.’
‘Michael takes after you.’
She went to him and put her hand on his shoulder.
‘Dear Peter,’ she said, ‘with such a large family, of course, I have now passed my best, but you don’t want to change me, do you?’
‘No, Wendy.’
Certainly he did not want a change, but he looked at her uncomfortably; blinking, you know, like one not sure whether he was awake or asleep.
‘Peter, what is it?’
‘I was just thinking,’ he said, a little scared. ‘It is only make-believe, isn’t it, that I am their father?’
‘Oh yes,’ Wendy said primly.
‘You see,’ he continued apologetically, ‘it would make me seem so old to be their real father.’
‘But they are ours, Peter, yours and mine.’
‘But not really, Wendy?’ he asked anxiously.
‘Not if you don’t wish it,’ she replied; and she distinctly heard his sigh of relief. ‘Peter,’ she asked, trying to speak firmly, ‘what are your exact feelings for me?’
‘Those of a devoted son, Wendy.’
‘I thought so,’ she said, and went and sat by herself at the extreme end of the room.
‘You are so queer,’ he said, frankly puzzled, ‘and Tiger Lily is just the same. There is something she wants to be to me, but she says it is not my mother.’
‘No, indeed, it is not,’ Wendy replied with frightful emphasis. Now we know why she was prejudiced against the redskins.
‘Then what is it?’
‘It isn’t for a lady to tell.’
‘Oh, very well,’ Peter said, a little nettled. ‘Perhaps Tinker Bell will tell me.’
‘Oh yes, Tinker Bell will tell you,’ Wendy retorted scornfully. ‘She is an abandoned little creature.’
Here Tink, who was in her boudoir, eavesdropping, squeaked out something impudent.
‘She says she glories in being abandoned,’ Peter interpreted.
He had a sudden idea. ‘Perhaps Tink wants to be my mother?’
‘You silly ass!’ cried Tinker Bell in a passion.
She had said it so often that Wendy needed no translation.
‘I almost agree with her,’ Wendy snapped. Fancy Wendy snapping. But she had been much tried, and she little knew what was to happen before the night was out. If she had known she would not have snapped.
None of them knew. Perhaps it was best not to know. Their ignorance gave them one more glad hour; and as it was to be their last hour on the island, let us rejoice that there were sixty glad minutes in it. They sang and danced in their nightgowns. Such a deliciously creepy song it was, in which they pretended to be frightened at their own shadows; little witting that so soon shadows would close in upon them, from whom they would shrink in real fear. So uproariously gay was the dance, and how they buffeted each other on the bed and out of it! It was a pillow fight rather than a dance, and when it was finished, the pillows insisted on one bout more, like partners who know that they may never meet again. The stories they told, before it was time for Wendy’s goodnight story! Even Slightly tried to tell a story that night, but the beginning was so fearfully dull that it appalled even himself, and he said gloomily:
‘Yes, it is a dull beginning. I say, let us pretend that it is the end.’
And then at last they all got into bed for Wendy’s story, the story they loved best, the story Peter hated. Usually when she began to tell this story he left the room or put his hands over his ears; and possibly if he had done either of those things this time they might all still be on the island. But tonight he remained on his stool; and we shall see what happened.
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CHAPTER XI
WENDY’S STORY
‘Listen, then,’ said Wendy, settling down to her story, with Michael at her feet and seven boys in the bed. ‘There was once a gentleman — —’
‘I had rather he had been a lady,’ Curly said.
‘I wish he had been a white rat,’ said Nibs.
‘Quiet,’ their mother admonished them. ‘There was a lady also, and — —’
‘O mummy,’ cried the first twin, ‘you mean that there is a lady also, don’t you? She is not dead, is she?’
‘Oh no.’
‘I am awfully glad she isn’t dead,’ said Tootles. ‘Are you glad, John?’
‘Of course I am.’
‘Are you glad, Nibs?’
‘Rather.’
‘Are you glad, Twins?’
‘We are just glad.’
‘Oh dear,’ sighed Wendy.
‘Little less noise there,’ Peter called out, determined that she should have fair play, however beastly a story it might be in his opinion.
‘The gentleman’s name,’ Wendy continued, ‘was Mr. Darling, and her name was Mrs. Darling.’
‘I knew them,’ John said, to annoy the others.
‘I think I knew them,’ said Michael rather doubtfully.
‘They were married, you know,’ explained Wendy, ‘and what do you think they had?’
