"Let us pray," said the minister.
*
THE RECEPTION WAS held at O'Rourke's, as Joe had requested. There was a sign on the door: Closed for Private Function. Colleen's cousins were manning the bar, but she was there, making sure things got done, giving directions, bustling in and out of the kitchen. She looked different, her hair pulled up into a sleek twist, a high-necked, sleeveless black dress.
She wasn't smiling. More than anything, that was the difference.
He tried not to look at her. Visions of her kissing Bryce, pulling off Bryce's shirt, underneath Bryce--no. He couldn't go there. Not now. Last night, he hadn't slept a minute, tormented by those same thoughts, but today was about Joe.
Drinks were flowing, toasts were made, food was served. Someone put the jukebox on, and it became festive as people told stories about Joe.
His uncle would've loved this.
Bryce looked happier, too. Lucas checked in on him from time to time, told him the eulogy was perfect. He had an arm around Paulie, who was attractively flushed. "Good to see you, Paulie," Lucas said as Bryce listened to one of the college friends telling him about a prank Joe had pulled.
"Good to be seen," she answered.
"Thanks for giving him a second chance."
"It's more like a fourteenth chance, but I think he could be worth it this time."
Lucas smiled. "I hope you're right. You deserve a great guy."
"Are you hitting on me?"
"I don't think I'm that smart."
"Yeah," she said, gesturing with her Genesee to Colleen, who was hefting a crate of glasses. "What are you gonna do about that?"
"I don't know." He felt his blood pressure rising.
"All I can say is," Paulie continued, "she's been a good friend. And in her own special way, she's a ball of insecurities, Lucas, but so aren't we all, right?"
"Right." Seemed as if he was looking at Colleen again. And she was looking back. She nodded at something someone said, then started over, weaving her way through the crowd.
"Hey, Paulie," she said, biting her thumbnail. Her eyes were on him, though.
"Hey, girlfriend."
"Hi, Lucas. Bryce. Um...it was a lovely service." She seemed on the cusp of saying more, but Didi shoved past her.
"Bryce," Didi said, "I need a word with you." She elbowed her way past Paulie and took her son's arm.
"Sure, Ma."
Didi whispered into Bryce's ear.
Bryce jerked back. "No way, Mom. You have it backward."
"I doubt it very much, Bryce."
Bryce looked at Paulie. "No. You're definitely wrong."
"Bryce," Didi said, her voice getting harder, "do you really want to be with someone called the Chicken Princess? You can do better."
Paulie's face went purple with embarrassment. "Excuse me," she said with terrible dignity. She turned to leave.
"Don't you move a muscle," Bryce said, gently grabbing her arm and pulling her closer. He turned to his mother. "No, Mom, I can't. Paulie is a great person. You have no idea what you're talking about."
"Trust me, I do."
"No, you don't," he said sharply. People were quieting down around him. "You judge everything on how much it cost or how it looks. Where have you been these past two weeks while Dad was dying? What kind of a wife leaves then, huh? Paulie has been a great friend to me, and if I want to date her, I will."
"Don't be like your father," Didi said, her voice dripping with contempt. "Befriending every loser who comes along."
Bryce stood up straighter. "You couldn't give me a higher compliment, Ma. And you're the one who's losing."
With that, Bryce took Paulie by the shoulders. "I'm sorry about that," he said, and without further ado, he kissed her. Hard. Paulie's hands flapped a little (like a chicken, Lucas couldn't help thinking), then settled on Bryce's waist. Bryce pulled back, then kissed her again, more gently this time.
Lucas looked at Colleen. She was smiling, just a little, at Bryce and Paulie, and for some reason, it sliced him in half.
It was time for him to go.
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
COLLEEN WAS CLEANING the bar the next morning at ten, indulging in the healing powers of Clorox Clean-Up, when a knock came at the door.
It was Bryce.
She opened it. "Hey," she said.
He looked...great.
And he was wearing the black Thneed.
In a weird way, it had a certain metrosexual charm on him, dangling over his tank-top T-shirt and gym shorts.
"Well, well, well," she said. "Does that sweater mean what I think it means?"
He grinned. "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
"So ironic to hear you say that."
He grimaced. "That's why I'm here, actually. I wanted to apologize for ruining things with you and Lucas."
She sighed. "No. I should've told him. But I figured it would only hurt him, and here we are, hurt anyway."
"Can I fix that?"
"Can you? Because that would be great."
"He left yesterday."
Sphincter. She figured he would, but damn and blast, the words made her eyes well anyway.
"I also wanted to thank you for helping me notice Paulie. She told me about it last night."
"Well. You're a lucky guy, Bryce. She's a really, really great person."
"I know."
"I like how you told off your mom, by the way. High time."
"Yeah. It felt kinda good. I'm moving out, by the way."
"Not into the Chicken Palace?"
"No, no," he said. "Too early for that. I'm taking Lucas's apartment in the opera house. Talked to the landlady this morning. Now that I have a job and stuff."
Connor came in. "Hey, Bryce. Sorry again about Joe."
"Thanks, man." Bryce's eyes filled, but he slapped the counter and stood up. "I should get going. Got Menopause Boot Camp in fifteen minutes."
"Mom's in that, by the way," Colleen told her brother.
"You're a saint, Bryce," Connor said.
"Word, brother. Word." With that, he smiled again and left, the Thneed tails flapping rakishly behind him.
"Don't just stand there," Connor said. "Get to work, you lazy whore."
"Heard about Bryce, did you?"
"I've known for years."
Her mouth wobbled. "Not one of my better moments."
"How's Lucas taking it?"
"He's back in Chicago."
"Ass."
"Yeah. Well. I love that ass."
"You need to get a life."
"You need to get a life. Has anyone told you you're unhealthily attached to me, brother mine? What's today's special, by the way?"
"Whatever my heartbroken sissy wants."
She paused. "Just when I'm ready to put you up for adoption, you go and say something like that. Turkey club, crispy bacon, and that horseradish and basil mayonnaise I love. See? You are good for something."
*
THE NEXT WEEK crawled by. Colleen went running with Rufus in the town conservation land where her pup could put his ridiculously long legs to use and gallop through the meadows, returning covered in pollen and happiness. She took Savannah for a private boxing lesson with Tom Barlow, and her sister was elated afterward. Then they watched Harry Potter and ate veggies and hummus, with just one small brownie each afterward. Gail had a point about how Colleen spoiled Savannah with food, and Colleen was trying to do better. Not to be a Nazi about it...just to be more aware.
Lucas didn't call. Didn't email. Didn't text. Didn't send flowers, didn't send a dead squirrel in a box.
She started to write to him a dozen times. Stood in the shower, talking aloud, trying to find the words that would make everything right.
The words didn't come.
Paulie came in for happy hour on Tuesday. She looked the same--love hadn't changed anything about her on the outside, which was oddly reassuring. "So the whole Chicken King's virgin daughter..." Colleen said.
"
The title no longer applies," Paulie said, holding her hand up for a high five.
Colleen laughed. "Think you guys will work out? Now that you've seen him up close and personal?"
Paulie pulled a protein drink from her gym bag, twisted off the cap and took a chug. "Pour a little vodka in that, what do you say?" she suggested.
With a wince, Colleen obliged. Worse than Mom's 7-Up and white Zin.
Paulie took a sip and sighed with satisfaction. "Things are great," she said. "Bryce is the sweetest man on earth. He cooked me a cheeseburger last night, heated up some French fries, and guess what? He inherited a shitload of money, and he's donating a huge lump to the animal shelter. He could've bought a Maserati or Porsche, but no, he put some in a nice mutual fund. And he's taking classes to become a real trainer." She chugged some more of her unusual cocktail. "Seems like everyone kind of underestimated him."
"Except you."
"Except me." She smiled proudly.
"He seems smitten."
Paulie's smile was so bright that it could power a good-sized car. "I'm doing my best. Got any sex tips for me?"
"Not me, sister. My advice days are over. But you know who would? Prudence Vanderbeek. She's in the back booth there with Honor. Go on, ask her. You'll make her day."
*
WHEN SHE COULDN'T avoid it any longer, Colleen went to see her mom. Dear old Mother had been silent lately, not using her typical guilt-trip tactics of stopping by the bar looking homeless, or texting things like Have you been in an accident? I haven't heard from you in weeks. Is this still your phone number?
The silence was not reassuring.
She pulled into the driveway, and woe unto her, saw Dad's stupid Porsche Cayenne, meant to advertise his lowering testosterone levels and thinning hair. Well. She may as well face both parents at once.
She went inside. "Hi, Mom!"
"Don't come in!" Mom said. "Your father's naked."
"Oh, come on! Haven't I had enough psychological trauma for one summer?"
"I'm painting him," Mom said. "Don't get your panties in a twist. It's safe now, come in, sweetheart."
Feeling very much like Sisyphus shoving his rock, Colleen approached. "Hello, parents."
"Hello, Colleen."
"Dad. Nude modeling, huh? I would've thought the car and another divorce would cover your male menopause."
He cocked an eyebrow. "She asked me to pose, and I wanted to make her happy."
"Better late than never."
"What can I do for you, Collie?" Mom asked. She wore a paint-smeared, oversize shirt, leggings and bare feet. Two inches of gray roots showed on her head. She looked relaxed, which wasn't the typical case when Dad was around.
"So let's cut to the chase," Colleen said. "Are you guys really getting back together? Is Gail the Tail over?"
Dad didn't answer.
"Would it be a bad thing, honey?" Mom asked carefully.
Colleen looked at her father a long minute. There was no going back to the vision of her father as some kind of rock star among fathers. He was a shallow, selfish man.
He always had been.
The realization lifted a weight off her heart. Oddly enough, she suddenly felt fond of her father. That being said...
"I think you could do a lot better, Mom."
"Thanks a lot, Colleen," her father said wearily. "I think I deserve a little more gratitude, having raised you and put you through college, but I suppose it's more fun to demonize me."
"'Demonize' sounds cooler than you deserve," she said. "No, Dad. You're a man who doesn't appreciate what he has, and thinks he has carte blanche to pop in and out of people's lives when he feels like it."
"Thank you for that assessment."
"I have more," she said. "You were a crappy father to Connor and me. You were condescending toward Mom, and you only paid attention to us when you felt like it, not when we needed it. And the second the Tail got pregnant with Savannah, all we were was inconvenient."
"You were also adults."
"That doesn't mean we didn't miss you, Dad. Even if you were an ass and remain an ass to this day. So far as I can tell, you have one redeeming quality. You're great with Savannah."
"Gee. Thanks."
"You're welcome. Anyway, I'm just here to say hi. I love you both, even if you drive me crazy. Mom, let's have lunch this week, okay? Get back to your disgusting hobbies, you two."
"Wait," Mom said. "Wait a second." She was frowning, looking at Dad. "Colleen has a point."
"What?" Dad asked. "What point?"
"For ten years," Mom said slowly, "I would've given my right arm to have you back. I loved you, I missed you, and I would've forgiven anything." She looked around the studio, which was so much brighter and cleaner and happier since Lucas had redone it. "But Collie's right. I deserve better." She looked surprised. "I don't think I want you anymore, Pete. These past two weeks have been a little...boring, actually. I'm sorry."
"Wait a sec," Dad said. "All this renaissance woman thing you've been doing, the painting and the new clothes...I thought that was for me."
"Of course you did," Colleen said.
Dad ignored her. "I thought getting rid of my stuff and making this ridiculous studio was to get my attention, and you did, Jeanette! You succeeded. You've become an interesting woman, and I still find you attractive."
"Dad, the thing is," Colleen said, "she's always been an interesting woman, and she's always been attractive, dummy. You just stopped noticing. Come on. We can walk out together."
"I don't understand," he said.
"I'll see you around, Pete," Mom said. "We'll always be Colleen and Connor's parents, after all. No need to be uncivil. Maybe we can even be friends."
"I don't want to be friends," Dad said. "I want--"
"Dad, no one cares," Colleen said, taking his arm. "Let's go."
*
HER FATHER CAUGHT up with her a week after Mom had dumped his scrawny white Irish ass, knocking on her door on her night off, just as she was digging into a pint of Ben & Jerry's. "Come in," she said.
In the three years she'd lived here, he'd never been over to visit.
"Cute place," he said.
"Thanks. Have a seat." She paused the Bradley Cooper movie she had been about to watch (for the fifth time) and told Rufus to get his nose out of Dad's crotch. The dog reluctantly obeyed, then trotted off to her bedroom for a power nap.
"What's up, Dad?" she asked, taking a bite of the ice cream.
"I just wanted to say hi."
"Really. Why?"
"Because, Colleen," he said irritably, not looking at her, "I'm trying to be a better father."
"How nice. I accept expensive gifts. Cars, for example. Islands."
"Can you be serious?" He sighed and ran a hand through his salt-and-pepper hair. "Look. I thought I was a pretty good father, up until the divorce."
"Up until the cheating, you mean."
"Yeah. Whatever."
"You ever hear that expression? The best thing a man can do for his children is love their mother?"
"No. But let me finish, okay?" He fixed her with a look. "I was always very proud of you and Connor. You were good kids. Smart and funny. I guess I didn't show that enough."
"True."
"It was hard to know how to deal with you after the divorce. I was afraid you'd cut me out of your life completely, so I tried to get ready for that. Connor did it right away, and I was steeling myself for losing you."
Much to Colleen's shock, her father's voice broke.
"I know I disappointed you, Collie. I didn't know how to deal with it. Gail was pregnant, and I had to focus on that." He bowed his head. "I was always grateful that you took to Savannah. Babysat her and all that. I got to see you that way."
"Dad..." She cleared her throat. "You can see me other ways, too. We can have lunch and go for a run and that kind of thing."
"Really?"
"Yes. Of course."
"Connor...he still can't tolerate
me." Her father's eyes filled with tears.
Colleen reached out for her father's hand. "Keep trying," she said.
"I'm very proud of you two. I really am."
"Thank you."
Her poor father. Yep. Poor Dad. Emotionally strangled by testosterone and trying to be fabulous.
Nice that he'd been force-fed a dose of humility, and by Mom of all people.
"Want some ice cream?" she asked. "You can stay for the movie, too."
He gave her a grateful look. "Don't mind if I do."
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
THREE WEEKS BACK in Chicago, and Lucas was still edgy and irritable. Sitting at his computer in the apartment he'd lived in since the divorce wasn't as rewarding as he'd imagined it would be. His desk was impressive, his Mac expensive, his chair comfortable. The apartment was immaculate, thanks to the cleaning lady who came in once a week.
But aside from the photos of his nieces and a few of their drawings on the fridge, the place was...soulless, and Lucas wondered how he'd missed that. The furniture was fine, the walls were off-white, the kitchen counters were granite. Everything was new and still rather shiny.
Not like the opera house apartment, with its hundred-year-old floors and the smell of bread from Lorelei's Sunrise Bakery. And not like Colleen's old Victorian with the tall, narrow windows and crotch-sniffing dog. And red couch. And soft bed.
Yeah. No. Best not to think those thoughts.
He'd left Forbes Properties for good; the only thing left was the building dedication, and who really cared about that stuff? Lucas was proud of the building and how smoothly it had gone up, but he wasn't the architect, and he wasn't the owner. He'd always love the Forbes family; he'd always stay in touch, but his time was over.
Steph would be working for his new company, which would finally get his full attention now. He'd already been approached about general contracting a senior housing development and a corporate headquarters on the outskirts of town.
But it wasn't what he really wanted to do. He wanted, simply, to build houses for regular people. Steph rolled her eyes at this because of course the big money was in bigger properties--strip malls and shopping centers. But strip malls wouldn't be the kind of thing he would proudly point out to a future son or daughter and say, "See that Dunkin' Donuts and the Supercuts? Daddy built that."
Not that he was going to be a father anytime soon.
The image of the meadow back in Manningsport kept inserting itself into his brain, usually around two in the morning. Where the porch would face, the way the deer would wander through the yard. How he could build a slate patio in the back so sitting out there, you'd hear the sound of the river that led to Keuka. The maple tree that would be perfect for a swing.
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