by Michael Todd
Pandora sighed. I get it. You’re right. There are a million different things that could have happened to him. I just don’t want to see you get hurt, that’s all. I know what death did to you in the past when one of the team members died. For Brock, it’s different. I’m terrified you’ll crumble beneath the weight of it.
Katie shrugged and stood up, tilting her hands back and forth. And that, my dear, is why you have my back. If the worst is confirmed I’ll cry on your shoulder, but I won’t give in to that thought until I have personally and thoroughly done my own investigation.
Pandora snickered. I just want to point out something about crying on my shoulder. Like hell, you will. That makes my hair soggy, and then the humidity hits. Before you know it, I’m walking around with a huge bouffant. No one wants to see a flashback of Pandora in the time of bouffants.
Katie put up her hand. Uh, excuse me. I want to see that. It would be completely humorous, and it would be great to get a before and after shot, especially with you in your new robes. We could send out a postcard with you on the front, looking all angelic. You could be pointing at the camera with some sort of funny quip.
Pandora laughed. Once a poor beggar, now swimming with the angels. Do you have Jesus?
Katie screamed in laughter, shaking her head. You would look like that Buddy Jesus statue. That would be fucking amazing. You know, I am glad you’re staying with me. I would be bored as hell without you.
And saggy.
And saggy, yes. Come on, it’s time to go back.
Before Katie could leap off the edge of the building, sirens squealed by below. Katie leaned over and stared down at them. Actually…
Pandora got excited. Yes, yes. Say it.
Katie giggled. I guess we have a few minutes to help stop those assholes.
Yes!
Katie stepped up onto the ledge and spread her wings, then dove off the building and followed the cop cars. She flew high enough so they wouldn’t see her. Pandora hollered as they flew between the buildings, “Slut Girl to the rescue! Solving crime and getting honeys.”
Katie shook Pandora’s voice out of her throat. “I don’t get honeys, remember? And I would say we’re more police than crime-solvers. I am definitely not Sherlock Holmes.”
Pandora laughed loudly. That would make me who?
Dr. Watson. I do declare, Watson, we have a mystery on our hands.
Pandora giggled. It would be more like Sherlock Prude and Doctor—
Ho bag. We would make quite the team. I would constantly pull you away from strip clubs to solve crimes, and you would be on Tinder setting up dates.
Pandora was really into that idea. And I would always end up hooking up with the murderer. That’s how we would solve crimes. My vagina would sniff out the culprit.
Katie swerved to the right, chasing the cops. She put her hand on her stomach, laughing loudly over the New York City streets. Holy hell, a crime-fighting vagina. Would that technically be a third entity on our crime-fighting team?
Pandora choked on her own laughter. Hell, yeah, she would be. We would call her Detective Squeeze. She would taunt the confession right out of the villains in the throes of passion. One squeeze and they spill their entire life history.
Tears flowed down Katie’s face, and she had to admit it felt good to laugh. Oh, oh, God. I’m really starting to think that if we see the end of this war, we should write adult fantasy fiction. We could have a fan base that was stupid-huge.
Pandora clicked her tongue. And there could be t-shirts. Me, you, and a walking hoo-ha. We could give her curly hair and glasses. Detective Squeeze. She could be the most sophisticated of us.
Katie bellowed louder, blinking away the tears. The cops all stopped outside of the Macy’s department store, and Katie slowed down and landed on the roof. The cops below talked loudly about the perp inside. “He’s about mid-forties, red eyes, and snarling. That’s the description we got. Apparently, he’s holding some people hostage in Home Goods. They were out of the comforter he wanted, and he just lost it.”
Pandora scoffed. Oh boy, we got the male Martha Stewart in there ripping throats out because they don’t have the down comforter he wants.
Katie shrugged and walked to the roof entrance. She yanked the door open.
Her eyes flashed red. Let’s do a little redecorating then.
A lawyer opened his office door, flung his coat over his arm, and headed home for the night. He paused at the corner. A ways down the street a dozen cop cars were parked in front of Macy’s. He pursed his lips and took a deep breath, then leisurely walked down the steps and turned in the opposite direction.
The sound of huge wings flapping overhead made him look up. Katie flew overhead, slowing down as she approached the cop cars and the Macy’s.
He watched her and smiled, his eyes flashing a deep ruby-red.
A Sacred Pact
Katie and Pandora’s story continues in War Of The Angels. The first book in the new series is A SACRED PACT and it’s available now at Amazon and through Kindle Unlimited.
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Author Notes - Michael Anderle
November 1, 2018
THANK YOU for not only reading this story but these Author Notes as well .
RANDOM (sometimes) THOUGHTS?
HOLY C@#$@# did the Juntto ending (in the last book) cause a SHITAKE ton of angst on the FB Group! Apparently, you really loved Juntto and had absolutely no desire to see him go.
This is the most response about a character I have received for all of 2018. While other characters are fan favorites, Juntto’s apparent death was something that concerned readers to such a degree that they were signing online petitions and giving them to me in the PBTD Facebook group.
Message heard.
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AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS (rather, where am I writing these and what is going on?)
One of the interesting (at least for me) aspects of my life is the ability to work from anywhere and at any time. In the future, I hope to re-read my own author notes and remember my life as a diary entry.
For these Author Notes, I am sitting in the London Hotel in West Hollywood, California, which is one block (barely) away from the Whisky A Go Go club.
I spoke about the Stryper concert (from which just got back thirty minutes ago) in the Barnabas series Author Notes, so I’ll skip it here. I will say I ate at the Panini Italian restaurant on Sunset Dr. (of Sunset Strip fame) and give it a very lukewarm rating.
The fried mozzarella was pretty good, but the pepperoni pizza was meh (bland). I added a lot of parmesan cheese and a good number of red pepper flakes just to give it enough zest to be worth eating. For me, pizza should have enough spices that adding those two elements is just a minor tweak to the taste.
Not a major procedure.
I won’t be going back there any time soon (whether I find myself in the area for food or not.)
Life is too short for meh if I have a choice.
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PROTECTED BY THE DAMNED
Torn Asunder (1)
; Killing Is My Business (2)
And Business Is Good (3)
Sit Down, Shut Up, And Pull The Trigger (4)
Welcome To The Jungle (5)
Metal Up Your Ass (6)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (7)
For Whom The Bell Tolls (8)
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No Quarter (2)
Dark Is The Night (3)
Dim Glows The Horizon (4)
Waking The Leviathan (5)
Subversive Giants (6)
Juntto (7)
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A Sacred Pact (1)
Katie’s War (2)
Baylahn (3)
Personal Demons (4)
There Will Be Blood (5)
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