by Scot McAtee
*EDITOR’S NOTE: this story is meant to be like a newspaper
The Monticello Messenger
Recently a shark has been found in Blue Water Lake! 3 people died and 5 were wounded. A picture was caught by Bob Smith, a 30 year old whose daughter was attacked. Luckily the shark was killed. Also Sirius Black broke into a bank currently. He stole about 1.4 billion dollars. He was then spotted a week later by Ron Weasly. He was very frightened. He escaped and hasn’t been found since. A bunny has been mutated into a monstrous creature in a science lab in Texas. If found, please call 3114-328-6831. Please don’t freak out. The reason this story is so short is because the government doesn’t want people to know the truth. The Easter egg story winner was Ryan Russell. Here is her article: I got an Easter egg from my sister yesterday. She gave it to me after she ate the candy. It was awful!! I love candy everybody should. It’s what keeps us alive is what I think. The End. She was even interviewed because her story was so amazing. Unfortunately, Bob Fortunate was in an awful car crash after he won a million dollars and his daughter survived cancer. His last name, Fortunate, is the exact opposite of what happened to him on Sunday.
Kevin Hernandez
When I was riding a bike, I saw something hop past me. I decided that it was a rabbit. I followed him. He hoped into the bush. I followed him and saw baby bunnies. I put the coat in the grass and the baby bunny hopped into it. I can keep them and I can put him in my bucket. I will buy the cage and then he will belong to me. I named the bunnies Carter, Omar, Vicky, Rocky, and Danky.
Aryana Neal
Super Dog
Once upon a time there was a dog named Louie. He was the most powerful dog in the world. He saves everybody when they are in trouble. When he’s disguised as a super hero, he wears a cape. On day he found a pair of lost puppies. Then we stuck them in a cage that nobody knew about. He had to open the cage with his tail. He had to hold them and take them back to their owners. The next day he had no mission to do, so he slept 40 hours straight. The next day was the same, but he played for 40 hours, instead. He was the best dog you could ever ask for. He can even see ghosts and demons. He can even warn you when they are around. He ate every vegetable and even the fruits. He was so very strong. The End.
Carter Clark
Dogs
My dog’s name is Dowk dog. He saved the bus full of people of the kingdom. I gave him a big treat. They are going to fall and my dog will save them.
Madalyn Alexander
A Poem for a Cat
Cats are very cute. But they are not mute. Dogs are very dear. They make me want to cheer. Snakes freak me out. They make slow pout. Birds are very nice. They don’t like rice. Fish are very great. They always have a mate. Guinea pigs are in a cage. Sometimes they eat your page. Bunnies eat carrots. But they don’t eat ferrets. But of all of my pets my cat is the best one I’ve ever met. Simon, my kitten, has y heart. I am certain we will never be apart.
