4,248,000 (-40,000/-448,000)
2. B&B 3,075,000 (-3,000/+297,000)
3. DAYS 2,396,000 (+102,000/+56,000)
4. GH 2,323,000 (-45,000/+71,000)
Households
1. Y&R 3.2/10 (same/-.1)
2. B&B 2.2/7 (-.1/+.2)
3. DAYS 1.8/6 (+.1/+.1)
4. GH 1.7/5 (-.1/same)
Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 889,000 (+67,000/-89,000)
2. B&B 728,000 (+48,000/+224,000)
3. GH 666,000 (+63,000/+27,000)
4. DAYS 504,000 (+24,000/-129,000)
Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.4/9 (+.1/-.1)
2. B&B 1.1/7 (same/+.3)
3. GH 1.0/7 (+.1/same)
4. DAYS 0.8/5 (+.1/-.2)
Women 18-34 Rating
1. B&B 0.6 (+.1/+.3)
1. Y&R 0.6 (+.1/-.2)
3. GH 0.5 (same/same)
3. DAYS 0.5 (same/-.1)
SOAP PORN: Next Week's Soapgasms
Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!
Top Shows to Watch:
1. DALLAS
2. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
3. GENERAL HOSPITAL
Top Storylines to Watch:
1. Striking Oil, DALLAS
2. Puglia or Bust, B&B (Ed. I stole that from DIGEST)
3. Lexie’s Goodbye, DAYS
Top Actresses to Watch:
1. Florencia Lozano, GH
2. Crystal Chappell, B&B
—tie— Joanna Johnson, B&B
4. Finola Hughes, GH
5. Renee Jones, DAYS
6. Brett Butler, Y&R
Top Actors to Watch:
1. Maurice Benard, GH
2. Sean Kanan, B&B
3. Anthony Geary, GH
4. Jesse Kristofferson, DAYS
5. Max Ehrich, Y&R
Top Duos to Watch:
1. Liam and Steffy, B&B
2. Todd and Téa, GH
3. Johnny and Carly, GH
Top Couples to Fast-Forward Through:
1. Sharon and Victor, Y&R
2. Marcus and Dayzee, B&B
3. Neil and Sofia, Y&R
Top Dream Couples:
1. Will and EJ, DAYS
2. Will and Sonny, DAYS
3. Sarge and Ashley, Y&R
Top Rivals
1. Nikki and Sharon, Y&R
2. Sonny and John, GH
3. Anna and Tracy, GH
Top New-ish Duos to Watch:
1. Danielle and Karen, B&B
2. Chelsea and Adam, Y&R
3. Anna and Luke, GH
Top Sexiest Real-Life Dads
1. Joshua Morrow, Y&R
2. Don Diamont, B&B
3. Eric Martsolf, DAYS
Top Sexiest Soap Dads
1. EJ DiMera, DAYS
2. Nick Newman, Y&R
3. Patrick Drake, GH
Top Tweeters:
1. Joshua Morrow: @joshuamorrowYR
2. GeorgeGuzman: @georgeguzman
3. Nancy Lee Grahn: @nancyleegrahn
Top Episodes To Watch:
1.Wednesday: Daniel and Phyllis make a shocking discovery on Y&R. Other than the fact that Daniel learns he actually has a vagina, he sighs, “We’re being written like morons. Phyllis corrects her son, “You most of all.”
2. Wednesday: Bill convinces Steffy to stay in Italy. “If you do, I hear you’ll be nominated for an Emmy in the high seas,” he promises.
3. Friday: Kayla bonds with Abe on DAYS. “I need a story — and you need a good B.J.,” offers Kayla.
The next issue of SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED will be out on Monday, June 18, 2012!
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