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by Margaret Atwood




  ALSO BY MARGARET ATWOOD

  NOVELS

  The Edible Woman

  Surfacing

  Lady Oracle

  Life Before Man

  Bodily Harm

  The Handmaid's Tale Cat's Eye

  The Robber Bride

  Alias Grace

  The Blind Assassin Oryx and Crake

  The Penelopiad

  The Year of the Flood MaddAddam

  SHORTER FICTION

  Dancing Girls

  Murder in the Dark Bluebeard's Egg

  Wilderness Tips

  Good Bones and Simple Murders The Tent

  Moral Disorder

  Stone Mattress

  POETRY

  Double Persephone The Circle Game

  The Animals in That Country The Journals of Suanna Moodie Procedures for Underground Power Politics

  You Are Happy

  Selected Poems: 1965-1975

  Two-Headed Poems

  True Stories

  Interlunar

  Selected Poems II: Poems Selected and New, 1976-1986

  Morning in the Burned House Eating Fire: Selected Poetry, 1965-1995

  The Door

  NONFICTION

  Survival: A Thematic Guide to Canadian Literature Days of the Rebels 1815-1840

  Second Words

  Strange Things: The Malevolent North in Canadian Literature Negotiating with the Dead: A Writer on Writing Moving Targets: Writing with Intent 1982-2004

  Curious Pursuits: Occasional Writing Writing with Intent: Essays, Reviews, Personal Prose, 1983-2005

  Payback: Debt and the Shadow Side of Wealth In Other Worlds: SF and the Human Imagination

  FOR CHILDREN

  Up in the Tree

  Anna's Pet (with Joyce Barkhouse) For the Birds

  Princess Prunella and the Purple Peanut Rude Ramsay and the Roaring Radishes Bashful Bob and Doleful Dorinda Wandering Wenda

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright (c) 2015 O.W. Toad Ltd.

  All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Nan A. Talese/Doubleday, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, New York.

  www.nanatalese.com

  Doubleday is a registered trademark of Penguin Random House LLC. Nan A. Talese and the colophon are trademarks of Penguin Random House LLC.

  Originally published in Canada by McClelland & Stewart Ltd., Toronto Cover design by David Mann

  Cover photograph (c) Klaus Lahnstein/The Image Bank/Getty Images

  LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA Atwood, Margaret, [date]

  The heart goes last : a novel / Margaret Atwood. - First American edition.

  pages ; cm

  ISBN 978-0-385-54035-3 (hardcover) ISBN 978-0-38554036-0 (eBook)

  I. Title.

  PR9199.3.A8H43 2015

  813'.54 - dc23

  2015016476

  eBook ISBN 9780385540360

  v4.1

  ep

  Contents

  Cover

  Also by Margaret Atwood

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  I | Where?

  Cramped

  Where?

  II | Pitch

  Brew

  Stumped

  Pitch

  III | Switch

  Gateway

  Night Out

  Twin City

  A Meaningful Life

  I'm Starved for You

  Switch

  Tidy

  IV | The Heart Goes Last

  Haircut

  Duty

  The Heart Goes Last

  Scooter

  Pushover

  V | Ambush

  Town Meeting

  Ambush

  Chat Room

  Choke Collar

  Human Resources

  Houseboy

  VI | Valentine's Day

  Limbo

  Turban

  Shuffle

  Threat

  Valentine's Day

  Sandbag

  VII | White Ceiling

  White Ceiling

  Hood

  Cherry Pie

  Headgame

  Choice

  VIII | Erase Me

  Binned

  Teatime

  Coffeetime

  Ajar

  Erase Me

  IX | Possibilibots

  Lunch

  Egg Cup

  Tour

  Black Suit

  Tiptoe Through the Tulips

  X | Grief Therapy

  Handcreep

  Quality Control

  Sacrifice

  Perfect

  Grief Therapy

  Dressups

  XI | Ruby Slippers

  Flirt

  Shipped

  Fetish

  Malfunction

  Unpacked

  Ruby Slippers

  XII | Escort

  Elvisorium

  Why Suffer?

  Escort

  Requisition

  XIII | Green Man

  Green Man

  Gong for Hire

  In Flight

  XIV | Snatch

  Snatch

  Flamed

  Charm

  Floral

  XV | There

  There

  Gift

  Acknowledgements

  For Marian Engel (1933-1985),

  Angela Carter (1940-1992), and

  Judy Merril (1923-1997).

  And for Graeme, as ever.

  ...with wonderful craftsmanship he sculpted a gleaming white ivory statue....It appeared to be a real living girl, poised on the brink of motion but modestly holding back - so artfully did his artistry conceal itself....He kissed her, convinced himself that she kissed him back, spoke to her, embraced her....

  - Ovid, "Pygmalion and Galatea," Book X, Metamorphoses

  "When it gets down to it, these things just don't feel right. They're made of a rubbery material that feels absolutely nothing like anything resembling a human body part. They try to make up for that by instructing you to soak them in warm water first and then using a shitload of lube...."

  - Adam Frucci, "I Had Sex With Furniture," Gizmodo, 10/17/09

  Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend More than cool reason ever comprehends.

  - William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream

  I | WHERE?

  CRAMPED

  Sleeping in the car is cramped. Being a third-hand Honda, it's no palace to begin with. If it was a van they'd have more room, but fat chance of affording one of those, even back when they thought they had money. Stan says they're lucky to have any kind of a car at all, which is true, but their luckiness doesn't make the car any bigger.

  Charmaine feels that Stan ought to sleep in the back because he needs more space - it would only be fair, he's larger - but he has to be in the front in order to drive them away fast in an emergency. He doesn't trust Charmaine's ability to function under those circumstances: he says she'd be too busy screaming to drive. So Charmaine can have the more spacious back, though even so she has to curl up like a snail because she can't exactly stretch out.

  They keep the windows mostly closed because of the mosquitoes and the gangs and the solitary vandals. The solitaries don't usually have guns or knives - if they have those kinds of weapons you have to get out of there triple fast - but they're more likely to be bat-shit crazy, and a crazy
person with a piece of metal or a rock or even a high-heeled shoe can do a lot of damage. They'll think you're a demon or the undead or a vampire whore, and no kind of reasonable thing you might do to calm them down will cancel out that opinion. The best thing with crazy people, Grandma Win used to say - the only thing, really - is to be somewhere else.

  With the windows shut except for a crack at the top, the air gets dead and supersaturated with their own smells. There aren't many places where they can grab a shower or wash their clothes, and that makes Stan irritable. It makes Charmaine irritable too, but she tries her best to stamp on that feeling and look on the bright side, because what's the use of complaining?

  What's the use of anything? she often thinks. But what's the use of even thinking What's the use? So instead she says, "Honey, let's just cheer up!"

  "Why?" Stan might say. "Give me one good fucking reason to cheer the fuck up." Or he might say, "Honey, just shut it!" mimicking her light, positive tone, which is mean of him. He can lean to the mean when he's irritated, but he's a good man underneath. Most people are good underneath if they have a chance to show their goodness: Charmaine is determined to keep on believing that. A shower is a help for the showing of the goodness in a person, because, as Grandma Win was in the habit of saying, Cleanliness is next to godliness and godliness means goodliness.

  That was among the other things she might say, such as Your mother didn't kill herself, that was just talk. Your daddy did the best he could but he had a lot to put up with and it got too much. You should try hard to forget those other things, because a man's not accountable when he's had too much to drink. And then she would say, Let's make popcorn!

  And they would make the popcorn, and Grandma Win would say, Don't look out the window, sugar pie, you don't want to see what they're doing out there. It isn't nice. They yell because they want to. It's self-expression. Sit here by me. It all worked out for the best, because look, here you are and we're happy and safe now!

  That didn't last, though. The happiness. The safeness. The now.

  WHERE?

  Stan twists in the front seat, trying to get comfortable. Not much fucking chance of that. So what can he do? Where can they turn? There's no safe place, there are no instructions. It's like he's being blown by a vicious but mindless wind, aimlessly round and round in circles. No way out.

  He feels so lonely, and sometimes having Charmaine with him makes him feel lonelier. He's let her down.

  He has a brother, true, but that would be a last resort. He and Conor had followed different paths, was the polite way of saying it. A drunken midnight fight, with dickheads and douchebags and shit-for-brains freely exchanged, would be the impolite way of saying it, and it was in fact the way Conor had chosen during their last encounter. To be accurate, Stan had chosen that way too, though he'd never had as foul a mouth as Con.

  In Stan's view - his view at that time - Conor was next door to a criminal. But in Con's view Stan was a dupe of the system, an ass-kisser, a farce, and a coward. Balls of a tadpole.

  Where's slippery Conor now, what's he doing? At least he won't have lost his job in the big financial-crash business-wrecking meltdown that turned this part of the country into a rust bucket: you can't lose your job if you don't have one. Unlike Stan, he hasn't been expelled, cast out, condemned to a life of frantic, grit-in-the-eyes, rancid-armpit wandering. Con always lived off what he could mooch or filch from others, ever since he was a kid. Stan hasn't forgotten his Swiss Army knife that he'd saved up for, his Transformer, his Nerf gun with the foam bullets: magical disappearances all, with Con's younger-brother head going shake shake shake from side to side, no way, who, me?

  Stan wakes at night thinking for a moment that he's home in bed, or at least in a bed of some sort. He reaches for Charmaine, but she isn't there beside him and he finds himself inside the stinking car, needing a piss but afraid to unlock the door because of the voices yammering toward him and the footsteps crunching on gravel or thudding on asphalt, and maybe a fist thumping on the roof and a scarred, partly toothed face grinning in the window: Lookit what we got! Cockfodder! Let's open 'er up! Gimme the crowbar!

  And then Charmaine's terrified little whisper: "Stan! Stan! We need to go! We need to go right now!" As if he couldn't figure that out for himself. He keeps the key in the ignition, always. Rev of motor, screech of tires, yelling and jeering, pounding of heart, and then what? More of the same in some other parking lot or sidestreet, somewhere else. It would be nice if he had a machine gun: nothing any smaller would even come close. As it is, his only weapon is flight.

  He feels pursued by bad luck, as if bad luck is a feral dog, lurking along behind him, following his scent, lying in wait around corners. Peering out from under bushes to fix him with its evil yellow eye. Maybe what he needs is a witch doctor, some serious voodoo. Plus a couple of hundred bucks so they could spend a night in a motel, with Charmaine beside him instead of out of reach in the back seat. That would be the bare minimum: to wish for any more would be pushing it.

  Charmaine's commiseration makes it worse. She tries so hard. "You are not a failure," she says. "Just because we lost the house and we're sleeping in the car, and you got..." She doesn't want to say fired. "And you haven't given up, at least you're looking for a job. Those things like losing the house, and, and...those things have happened to a lot of people. To most people."

  "But not to everyone," Stan would say. "Not to fucking everyone."

  Not to rich people.

  --

  They'd started out so well. They both had jobs then. Charmaine was in the Ruby Slippers Retirement Homes and Clinics chain, doing entertainment and events - she had a special touch with the elderly, said the supervisors - and she was working her way up. He was doing well too: junior quality control at Dimple Robotics, testing the Empathy Module in the automated Customer Fulfillment models. People didn't just want their groceries bagged, he used to explain to Charmaine: they wanted a total shopping experience, and that included a smile. Smiles were hard; they could turn into grimaces or leers, but if you got a smile right, they'd spend extra for it. Amazing to remember, now, what people would once spend extra for.

  They'd had a small wedding - just friends, since there wasn't much family left on either side, their parents being dead one way or another. Charmaine said she wouldn't have invited hers anyway, though she didn't elaborate because she didn't like to talk about them, but she wished her Grandma Win could have been there. Who knew where Conor was? Stan didn't look for him, because if he turned up he would probably have tried to grope Charmaine or do some other attention-grabbing stunt.

  Then they had a beach honeymoon in Georgia. That was a high point. There are the two of them in the photos, golden and smiling, sunlight all over them like mist, raising their glasses of - what had that been, some tropical cocktail heavy on the lime cordial - raising their glasses to their new life. Charmaine in a retro flower-patterned halter top with a sarong skirt and a hibiscus blossom tucked behind her ear, her blond hair shining, ruffled by the breeze, him in a green shirt with penguins on it that Charmaine had picked out for him, and a panama; well, not a real panama, but that idea. They look so young, so untouched. So eager for the future.

  Stan sent one of those photos to Conor to show that there was, finally, a girl of Stan's that Con couldn't poach; also as an example of the success Con himself might expect to have if he'd settle down, go straight, stop doing minor time, quit fooling around on the fringes. It's not that Con wasn't smart: he was too smart. Always playing the angles.

  Con sent a message back: Nice T&A, big brother. Can she cook? Dumb penguins though. Typical: Con had to sneer, he had to disparage. That was before he'd cut the lines, dumped his email, refused to share his address.

  --

  Back up north, they'd made a down payment on a house, a starter two-bedroom in need of a little love but with room for the growing family, said the agent with a wink. It seemed affordable, but in retrospect the decision to buy was a mistake -
there were the renovations and repairs, and that meant extra debt on top of the mortgage. They told themselves they could handle it: they weren't big spenders, they worked hard. That's the killer: the hard work. He'd busted his ass. He might as well not have bothered, in view of the fuck-all he's been left with. It makes him cross-eyed to remember how hard he'd worked.

  Then everything went to ratshit. Overnight, it felt like. Not just in his own personal life: the whole card castle, the whole system fell to pieces, trillions of dollars wiped off the balance sheets like fog off a window. There were hordes of two-bit experts on TV pretending to explain why it had happened - demographics, loss of confidence, gigantic Ponzi schemes - but that was all guesswork bullshit. Someone had lied, someone had cheated, someone had shorted the market, someone had inflated the currency. Not enough jobs, too many people. Or not enough jobs for middle-of-the-road people like Stan and Charmaine. The northeast, which was where they were, was the hardest hit.

  The Ruby Slippers branch where Charmaine worked ran into trouble: it was upscale, so a lot of families could no longer afford to park their old folks in there. Rooms emptied, overheads were cut. Charmaine applied for a transfer - the chain was still doing well on the West Coast - but that didn't happen, and she was made redundant. Then Dimple Robotics packed up and moved west, and Stan was out without a parachute.

  They sat in their newly bought home on their newly bought sofa with the flowered throw pillows that Charmaine had taken such trouble to match, and hugged each other, and said they loved each other, and Charmaine cried, and Stan patted her and felt useless.

 

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