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by James Patterson


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  ISBN: 978-0-316-13470-5

  Table of Contents

  FRONT COVER IMAGE

  WELCOME

  DEDICATION

  CHAPTER 1: I’M RAFE KHATCHADORIAN, TRAGIC HERO

  CHAPTER 2: THE MIDDLE SCHOOL/MAX SECURITY PRISON

  CHAPTER 3: AT LEAST I’VE GOT LEO

  CHAPTER 4: RAH, RAH, RAH, YADA, YADA, YADA…

  CHAPTER 5: THOSE OH-SO-CRUEL RULES

  CHAPTER 6: EUREKA!

  CHAPTER 7: CHAOS

  CHAPTER 8: MY HOME PAGE

  CHAPTER 9: CHECK THIS OUT

  CHAPTER 10: CHECK THIS OUT, PART II

  CHAPTER 11: GEORGIA ON MY NERVES

  CHAPTER 12: SO THIS IS WHAT MOTIVATION FEELS LIKE!

  CHAPTER 13: OFF AND RUNNING

  CHAPTER 14: RULES WERE MADE FOR BREAKING

  CHAPTER 15: WRITE AND WRONG

  CHAPTER 16: THIN ICE IS BETTER THAN NO ICE AT ALL

  CHAPTER 17: NEW RULE

  CHAPTER 18: TEACHERS WANT TO BREAK ME, BUT I DON’T BREAK

  CHAPTER 19: APPLE PIE AND CINNAMON

  CHAPTER 20: MILLER THE KILLER RUINS DETENTION DAY

  CHAPTER 21: MORE BAD NEWS

  CHAPTER 22: AND TO TOP IT OFF…

  CHAPTER 23: WHAT’S THE POINT, ANYWAY?

  CHAPTER 24: I’LL TAKE THE DRAGON LADY OVER THE BEAR ANY DAY

  CHAPTER 25: TIME OUT…

  CHAPTER 26: REVENGE FOR SALE

  CHAPTER 27: CRACKING THE DRESS CODE

  CHAPTER 28: KICKIN’ IT, DUNGEON-STYLE

  CHAPTER 29: HIS MAJESTY, THE LIZARD KING

  CHAPTER 30: WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?

  CHAPTER 31: DINNER FOR THREE AT SWIFTY’S DINER

  CHAPTER 32: SCUM

  CHAPTER 33: HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

  CHAPTER 34: NORMAL

  CHAPTER 35: MILLER STRIKES AGAIN

  CHAPTER 36: WHAT NOW?

  CHAPTER 37: BUSTED!

  CHAPTER 38: THE DARK AGES

  CHAPTER 39: JEANNE, JEANNE, JEANNE

  CHAPTER 40: CHARITY CASE

  CHAPTER 41: REPORT CARD TIME—ALL A’S—YAY!

  CHAPTER 42: HO, HO, HO

  CHAPTER 43: SHORT AND SWEET, BUT MOSTLY JUST SHORT

  CHAPTER 44: LOST AND FOUND

  CHAPTER 45: FIRST-DAY-BACK BLUES

  CHAPTER 46: DOING TIME WITH SERGEANT STRICKER

  CHAPTER 47: DOWN THE DRAIN

  CHAPTER 48: YOU TELL ME

  CHAPTER 49: COPYCAT

  CHAPTER 50: IT WAS WORTH A SHOT, ANYWAY

  CHAPTER 51: TWO TO TUTOR

  CHAPTER 52: PLAY-BY-PLAY

  CHAPTER 53: TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS

  CHAPTER 54: SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT

  CHAPTER 55: IS IT STILL BULLYING IF YOU’RE BULLYING THE BULLY?

  CHAPTER 56: TEN PAGES AND A LIE

  CHAPTER 57: INTO THE HOMESTRETCH

  CHAPTER 58: RAFE KHATCHADORIAN IS A BIG FAT IDIOT

  CHAPTER 59

  CHAPTER 60: STALLING FOR TIME

  CHAPTER 61: JEANNE GALLETTA IS IN TROUBLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE

  CHAPTER 62: GAME OVER

  CHAPTER 63: SOMETHING ELSE

  CHAPTER 64: THOU SHALT (NOT) VANDALIZE

  CHAPTER 65: TWO MINUTES LATER…

  CHAPTER 66: TIME OUT (AGAIN)

  CHAPTER 67: HOUSE ARREST

  CHAPTER 68: THE VERY WORST PART

  CHAPTER 69: THE FAMOUS POLICE CAR INCIDENT

  CHAPTER 70: MOM

  CHAPTER 71: IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIME

  CHAPTER 72: THE BIG E

  CHAPTER 73: MOM ISN’T FINISHED

  CHAPTER 74: AN EXPLANATION

  CHAPTER 75: THE BIG CATCH

  CHAPTER 76: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

  ABOUT THE AUTHORS

  COPYRIGHT

 

 

 


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