“Never mind. I’ll talk to you later.” She walked off and I knew I was losing the battle, but I didn’t want her to cry because of me. Running up behind her, I grabbed her and turned her to me. Those big ass pretty green eyes looked sad as hell, with tears welling up in them.
“I was just playing shorty. What you wanted to talk to me about. Don’t cry.” Leaning down, I kissed her and then wiped her tears.
“Nigga I don’t know where your hands been. You might give me salmonella poisoning in the eye or some shit.” Just like that, she was back. Spark rolled her eyes, then went on to tell me what she wanted. “I wanted you to come with me. I promised my daddy that I would make sure he met the guy before I got serious with them.” Hearing her say she thought we were going to get serious, made my dick hard. The fact that she wanted me to meet her parents first, said a lot.
“Yeah, I’ll go on one condition.” She side eyed the fuck out of me.
“Nigga, if you think you about to get some pussy to take a road trip, you got me fucked up. You can stay your funky ass right here in Jerusalem.”
“I swear you do too much man. Every time I think that shit cute, you do something that piss me off and make me wanna beat your ass. That wasn’t the condition. I’m not worried about that lil ass dry pussy. Imma get that shit.”
“Then what you want?”
“I don’t know your people like that and I’ve heard stories. So, my people gotta be able to come too. Just my pops and Free, my mama been doing too much lately.” It looks like she had to think it over and I could understand why. Our pops together could be a disaster. Hell, even I wasn’t sure that would be a good idea.
“Ummm that’s fine I guess. Imma just pray this shit don’t go all bad. No matter what happens though, we have to promise not to let it come between us. Our parents are certified and extra, so this shit can go a million ways. Oh and stay the fuck away from my mama. If y’all look at each other too long, imma burn that bitch down.” That threw me, and I looked at her like she was crazy.
“Aight whatever, let me go change. Go grab your shit and I’ll meet you at your shit in fifteen. You know my shit easy as hell.”
“K.” Shorty left, and I ran inside. Grabbing my phone, I called pops. I hope this nigga didn’t do the most and just say yeah.
“What’s up son. Your ass better not be calling me from jail again.” When he said that, you could hear my mama going off.
“That nigga out there stealing pussy again. What the fuck you done shot out of your balls. Get that lil nasty ass nigga in check before I do.” Just extra for no damn reason man.
“Zee Bae, shut the fuck up damn. I can’t even figure out what’s going on because…” His words were cut off and then you heard tussling. I had no idea what was going on. The phone went silent and I had to look at the phone to make sure he was still on here.
“Pops. What the hell is going on?” Not knowing if someone came in my parents’ house and did something to them, I stayed on the phone and listened. Throwing my stuff in the bag, I started rushing hoping nothing bad happened. Ten minutes later, I was walking out the door and I heard pops groaning. Fuck, someone was in their house.
“Hello.”
“Pops, what happened? Are they still there? Is ma okay?”
“Nigga, fuck her. She done knocked my ass out with a boot.” The laugh that went through my body, man I almost pissed on myself. This nigga was a real life victim bruh. Then my dumb ass done went out and got the same kind of girl. This was my damn future and I couldn’t do shit but laugh.
“Pops, I’m not in jail. I’m on the way to Chicago with Spark. Her family having a get together and I was invited. I want you and Unc to come too. The way they say that nigga is, I don’t wanna be there by myself. Just in case it goes bad.”
“Oh hell yeah. I’ll be there. When is it?”
“I think tomorrow, I’ll let you know though exactly. I’m heading there now, so I’ll let you know when I make it.”
“Aight. Don’t tell your mama. I need to be in Phantom mode and she be trying to treat in public and that takes away from my image.” Laughing, I shook my head.
“I didn’t want her to come no way. Shorty be extra as hell. It’s something going on with her. Y’all need to go get that checked. Mama ain’t never been this damn mean. Anything sets her ass off.”
“Son, you preaching to the choir. Hurry up and get here, so she can have someone else to yell at and shit.”
“Aight.” Hanging up, I sat in the parking lot waiting for Spark to come down. I couldn’t believe I was on my way to meet a girl’s parents. Shorty had me all out of my element.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN SPARK
When we pulled up to my parents' house, I didn’t even get out of the car right away. I was starting to think this may not have been a good idea. My entire family under one roof and that’s not including my daddy, all here to question Darryl. This shit was about to go bad and I was ready to turn around and go back. I knew better no matter how sincere my daddy sounded.
“Shorty, I’m good. I grew up with a crazy family as well. I promise, nothing they do will shock or offend me.” His ass was saying that now, but I knew better. The last time I brought a boy home was senior prom and I vowed to never do it again.
I couldn’t believe prom was finally here. I’ve been crushing on the most popular boy in school, but I was too nervous to step to him. I was shocked out of my mind when he came to me asking me to be his date. I knew I was gone have to slay, so I got a short romper from Dior made out of see through lace and a train around my waist that trailed behind me. It was lavender, and I rocked some silver Dior heels. Everything was on point and I couldn’t wait until my date got there. My mama was crying and shit and I was just ready to get up out of there.
“So, you think you about to leave my house with a damn old lady slip on?” My daddy was looking at me like he did not like my dress at all.
“Mommy helped me design it. I promise it’s not see through, it just gives off the illusion that it is.” Before he could say anything else, the doorbell rang. Ignoring him, I went to the door and opened it. Justin was standing there looking sexy as hell and I couldn’t wait to be in his arms all night.
“You think you gone fuck something don’t you, since she standing her dumb ass at the door in a slip? You may as well turn around and go home deacon Fry. Ain’t no prom.” Looking to my mama in horror, I prayed she could talk some sense into him.
“What do you think she was gone wear, a damn sheet. Quit being old fashioned and leave these kids alone. Let me go get my camera.” The look on my daddy face told me shit wasn’t about to go like she thought it was. His jaw line was jumping so hard, I thought he was chewing gum.
“You gone sit your slow ass there and listen to loose the goose?” When I didn’t respond, he just nodded his head. Justin hugged me and told me how nice I was looking. Blaze flicked that Bic so fast and burned the shit out of Justin’s knuckles.
“Daddy, please don’t do this tonight. It’s my prom night and I want it to be special.”
“Yeah I bet.” Ignoring him, I continued to cheese all in Justin’s face. On the inside, I was praying my mama hurried up. We needed to get out of the fast as hell before shit went wrong.
“Baby girl stand still, so I can fix your train.” My dumb ass stood there and actually posed thinking he was gone fix my shit.” My mama walked in and started snapping pics of me and my date and my smile couldn’t be bigger. Until my mama’s eyes got big. Looking behind me, it was a big dumb ass fire. This nigga had my train lit up like a Christmas tree. My ass was screaming, and my mama tried to put it out. You think the nigga would have stopped there, but nope. His ass set Justin on fire too. He didn’t even try to stick around; his ass ran up out of there and never said another word to me.
My mama finally got the fire out and we both looked at my daddy in shock. I can’t believe he would do that to his own daughter on her prom day. His big head ass, walked in the front and turned th
e music on. When he came back to where we were, he grabbed me like shit was cool.
“It’s okay baby girl. Fuck him. He left, but you have your daddy. Come on, we can have prom right here.” His ass was acting like Justin didn’t run away because of his ass. Now my dumb ass was standing in the foyer having a prom, dancing with my uglass daddy.
Looking over at Darryl, I knew I had fucked up. My daddy don’t know how to be normal and his ass wasn’t worried at all. He thought it was cute when I did it, but he had no idea how fucked up my daddy was. That nigga was me on steroids. He had this look on his face like he knew it would be all good, but I knew better. This shit was about to be a fucking mess. When I saw Uncle Quick come to the door, I knew it was too late.
“Well, here goes nothing. I’m glad you wore your white, because this party is going to need Jesus.” We both laughed and walked towards the main house. “Hey Uncle Quick.” Reaching in, I gave him a hug and he tried to whisper.
“Have you lost your mind? You know your dad ain’t stable. Why the hell would you bring a nigga here?” Laughing nervously, I shrugged my shoulders.
“I told him he was coming. Did Zavi come back?” Shaking his head no, I could see the sadness in his eyes. His son Zavi did not fuck with us like that. Only when he had to. Nigga was dating a white girl that had his head gone. He didn’t want our family to run her off, so he stayed away. They ass do the most, but I loved my family. We went in the living room and everyone was there. I introduced Darryl to everyone, but Blaze just sat there looking at him. I have no idea what he was thinking because he just stared at him.
“Come here son, what’s your name again?” My mama was trying to lighten the mood, and everyone sat there damn near holding their breath waiting to see what Blaze was about to say.
“It’s Darryl. How you doing?” I was surprised to see him approach my daddy. That shit was bold and a major turn on. “Hello sir, I’m Darryl.” When he reached out to shake his hand, my daddy continued to stare and flick his Bic. You could hear a pin drop and I was looking to my uncles for help. They turned their heads and offered none.
“Uncle Face, come on now get him.”
“You spread your legs, you have to lay in it.” I looked at him confused.
“Unc, that ain’t how the saying goes. For real, help me. What is this? I don’t think my daddy ever been quiet this long.” Right now they were still in a stare off and it’s been five minutes.
“That’s right Prince in white, don’t let that old ass nigga scare you. If you blink your ass is burnt.” Looking at Uncle Face, I couldn’t believe he was egging the shit on.
“We just gone go, come on Darryl.”
“SIT THE FUCK DOWN.” My daddy hasn’t yelled at me like that in a long time and it scared the shit out of me. I had no idea what was about to happen, but he never took his eyes off Darryl. I looked to my mama and mouthed help me, that funky hoe turned her head.
“Hey, I got my money on Prince. Who taking bets. Shadow, you want in on this or you too scared to bet against Blaze.” Seeing my Uncle Shadow had a fresh burn on his chin, let me know him and my daddy been into it.
“Fuck you and that nigga.”
“Did your pops send you here?” I looked at my daddy like he was crazy. Darryl didn’t answer him. “Your pops is Phantom right?”
“Yea thou I walk through the valley and the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for thou art with me?”
CHAPTER FOURTEEN DARRYL
This shit was crazy, and I had no idea what was going on in this nigga’s mind. Everyone else seemed normal enough, but this nigga was creeping me out. It felt like he was trying to read my soul and that shit had me uncomfortable. Assuming it was a test, I didn’t turn away. If he wanted to see if I was weak, he was about to learn today. Holding my ground, I continued to look at him, even though my hands were sweating like a fat nigga trying to keep his lil ass dick in.
When he asked me did my pops send me there, I was lost as fuck. Did he know Phantom or was this a test? Drake said a wise man once said nothing at all, so I kept my mouth closed to see what he meant. When he flat out asked me was Phantom my father, I didn’t know what to say. If I lied and he was just asking because of resemblance, then he wouldn’t trust me. If he had beef with Phantom, I was in trouble. Then he was there. Just like that, his ass was giving his calling card. When I saw his guns, I pulled mine. Spark was looking at me like I was a traitor, but if her pops was an enemy, then I had no choice.
“Nigga you just gone walk in our shit looking like an extended stick of white out? You better stretch your arms and open the door. Get your only in America looking ass up out of here.” The one she calls Uncle Quick was talking shit, but he never lowered his gun.
“This nigga trying to make America great again.” Everyone looked at this other nigga lost and confused.
“Shadow what the fuck are you talking about? Shut your slow ass up. So, you decided to send your son after my daughter for your revenge bitch?” Blaze was flicking his lighter, but he looked unbothered. I thought my pops didn’t know this nigga.
“Naw nigga, you know I’m up front and personal. You think you scare me bitch?” Blaze walked up on him flicking his Bic and I knew it was about to go bad.
“I ain’t gotta scare you, but the Lord is bothered. Is thou still pissed?” Everyone in the room was confused, but these two.
“You pulled a bitch move and left. I been looking for you since. Guess your bitch ass the scary one, hiding ass hoe.” Uncle Free started laughing and I was so lost.
“Either tell us what the fuck is going on, or we shoot it out in this mufucka. All I know is, I’m tired of being lost and somebody better tell me something.” I agreed with her Uncle Face.
“Look right. When we were younger before Jesus had to leaveth us, he was fucking this bitch right. The girl was riding him, and he was in there eyes closed and mouth open. Blaze came in and was salty that Phantom was fucking his bitch and burned his nipple damn near clean off.” Uncle Free was damn near in tears he was laughing so hard.
“Nigga did the same shit to me. It’s how I got this burn on my face, so I know they ain’t lying. You telling me, y’all beefing over a bitch? Are you still with her?” Quick was looking at my pops and we all looked at him as well.
“Hell naw. You know that nigga killed every bitch he fucked with except Zee. She told his ass she didn’t want him no more, cus he looked weird without a nipple.” It went dead silent, then everybody fell the fuck out.
“Umm, am I the only one here that wants to see the nipple?” Spark’s mama was looking dead ass serious.
“See, out of everybody in the room, you gotta be the hoe. Go slip and slide your ass in the kitchen and cook. Mama will be here in a minute. All these damn years and you still trying to fall on a dick.” She stormed out and I hoped they resolved this shit soon. My arms were hurting like a mufucka.
“You wild as hell my nigga. The way my nipple sizzled, I wanted to kill your ass.” They started laughing and dapped up.
“I never thought I would see your ass again. Well, I actually didn’t want to, since you stole my girl. So, you Jesus now and shit?”
“Fuck yeah. I bet you mad you didn’t think of that shit ain’t you? So, who is everybody, you the only mufucka I met, and that shit wasn’t even pleasant.” Me and Spark looked at each other and relief was all over our face. As they made their introductions, pops was throwing oil on everybody. Shaking my head, I pulled Spark to me and kissed her. I should have known crazy would recognize crazy and shit would be good.
“Come upstairs, let me show you our room.” She had this nasty look on her face and I thought I had to be reading it wrong. There was no way she was trying to fuck with all these crazy mufuckas in the house. Looking over at the others, they were all laughing and talking shit. I’m glad they hit it off because I really liked Spark. Creeping off, we headed upstairs and walked in a room. As soon as she locked the door, shorty was all over me kissing me and shit.
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p; “Spark, do you really want your first time to be a quickie? You know if we in here longer than five minutes, all hell is going to break loose. That happy meet and greet that’s downstairs, gone turn to war quick as hell.” Giving me this sneaky ass look, she shook her head.
“Naw bruh, I just want Jesus to bless me with a lil head. You know I cum quick, so it won’t take me long at all.” Shaking my had, I slapped her on the ass and picked her up around my waist. You could feel the heat coming from her pussy.
“Jesus is downstairs. If you want me to go get the old nigga to part your red sea I will.” She bit my lip and for some reason, that turned me on. Laying her on the bed, I pulled her pants down. Kissing her thigh, I was trying to work my way up.
“Oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire. This nigga trying to kiss, ain’t nobody got time for that.” Catching the hint, I dived in and did exactly what I did the last time. When I first talked myself into giving her some head, I tried to go over every porn I had seen and hoped that shit worked. I wasn’t experienced, but I still wanted to please her. Hell, my name was on the line. I couldn’t be walking around being called dead Jesus. I was supposed to perform miracles and shit. How was that gone look.
When I started sucking on her clit, she went crazy and that let me know I was doing it right. Staying right there, I continued to hit her spot. Shorty started going crazy and I just knew her pops was about to come in there and shoot the shit out of my ass. Needing her to stop screaming, I went all out trying to get her to cum fast as hell. Shorty body started shaking and I was relieved, until she wrapped her legs around my neck. My ass looked like a choked chicken in that bitch. My eyes were popping out of my head and my mouth was stuck in the O position. Shorty didn’t even care that she cut off my oxygen supply. Her ass started grinding against my lips, and it was nothing I could do to stop the pain. When she finally came and released my neck, I was ready to slap the shit out of her ass.
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