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by Watermelonian, 西瓜星人


  She stood up again after a long time.

  “Right, I don’t have any money with me now!” She said.

  Tang Hao was shocked. ‘Oh no, did she just scam me?’

  “Don’t worry, I’m not an irresponsible person. I’ll deliver the money tomorrow. Let me count, how much do I owe you? It was twelve kisses, right? That’s twelve million Merrican dollars. Don’t worry. I can still afford that.

  “What do I have the most? Money!

  “I’ll be going. See you tomorrow!”

  She threw Tang Hao a flying kiss, then walked toward the balcony.

  He could hear the sound of fluttering cloth before she disappeared into the night sky.

  Tang Hao sat there in a daze.

  ‘No, that’s morally wrong. I’ve just sold my body!

  ‘But, it didn’t seem like a bad idea to make so much money from just a few kisses…’

  Tang Hao felt a lot better when he thought about that.

  He composed himself and went into the pocket world in his magatama. He tended to his liquor tree and Tree of Youth, then stashed the harvest into his pocket dimension.

  He dismembered the griffin corpses. The meat would be stored as food, while the internal organs would be processed into fertilizer.

  He spent the entire night doing that.

  The next morning, he took his backpack and went to university.

  He was wiser this time. He cast the concealment spell on himself at the entrance and sneaked all the way to the classroom.

  “You’re finally back, Brother Hao!”

  Cao Fei and the others were very excited.

  “Shh! Not so loud!” Tang Hao said softly and went to sit down in a corner.

  “What’s the situation?” Tang Hao asked.

  “What’s the situation? It’s out of control! It’s even more sensational than the last time! The entire university saw you fly away in a military helicopter,” Cao Fei said.

  “Sigh!” Tang Hao sighed heavily. That was well within his expectations.

  The teacher for the next two periods of classes was a man in his fifties. When he walked into the classroom, he was shocked to see Tang Hao.

  He shook his head after a long time. “Youngsters nowadays are becoming more and more extraordinary. I’m too old for this!”

  That incident had caused an uproar. Everyone was talking about it.

  He had also seen with his eyes the military helicopter that swept across the sky above the university. That had shocked him.

  He had to admit that Tang Hao was quite amazing indeed.

  He had never seen such an individual in all his years teaching at Z University.

  “Alright, time for lessons!’ He lamented, then stepped up the podium.

  After class, Tang Hao walked toward the entrance with Cao Fei and the others.

  They walked along the path leading out of the university when his phone started ringing.

  It was from an unknown number.

  He answered the call and immediately heard a familiar, charming voice.

  “Do you miss me, my dear little brother?”

  Tang Hao rolled his eyes. “Where’s the money?”

  Tamamo chuckled. “I’m in front of you!”

  Tang Hao furrowed his brows. He lifted his head, looked in front of him, and noticed a black car parked at the roadside.

  The car door opened, and a figure stepped out.

  She was dressed in a pure white kimono, and her waist swayed as she walked. It was incredibly alluring.

  Her oval-shaped face had impeccable features.

  Her sudden appearance had attracted all the eyes in the vicinity.

  Everyone stood there, petrified.

  “F*ck! What a masterpiece! She’s in a kimono too, don’t tell me that she’s from Dongying?”

  “Brother Hao, look! A beautiful girl!”

  Cao Fei and the others shouted excitedly and looked at Tang Hao.

  However, they were shocked to see that Tang Hao was walking toward her while lowering his head.

  “What? Don’t tell me that she’s here to look for Brother Hao too?”

  Tang Hao arrived in front of the car and grumbled, “Why did you come here? Where’s the money?”

  Tamamo chuckled. “Why? Are you afraid that other people might see us?”

  “No!” Tang Hao rolled his eyes. There was nothing to be afraid of.

  “Take this, my dear little brother!” Tamamo handed him a check.

  Tang Hao was surprised when he saw the figure clearly. “Why is it fifteen million? Shouldn’t it be only twelve?” He looked at her, surprised.

  She smiled cunningly. “What else? It’s because I want to kiss you some more!” She leaned over and kissed him gently on the cheek.

  “Keep the change!”

  She chuckled and sat back into his car.

  The car started and drove away.

  Chapter 539 - Meeting Ling Wei

  Tang Hao stood there, in a daze.

  He watched the car drive away and disappear from view before he turned around.

  Cao Fei and the others walked up to him while winking and flashing perverted grins.

  “Who’s that Dongying beauty, Brother Hao? Last night did you two… you know?”

  “Wow, you’re so blessed, Tang Hao! You’ve scored yourself a Dongying chick, and she’s even paying you for your company. Don’t tell me that you’re hustling? Let me see how much it is for one night with you…”

  They leaned close to look at the check. Their eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when they saw the number.

  “Fif… fifteen million?” Cao Fei spoke with a trembling voice.

  “And… it’s Mer… Merrican dollars too!’ Another boy stammered. He was utterly shocked.

  They had never seen that much money in their lives before!

  “Bro… Brother Hao, how many times did you make her come last night? Five? Seven? Ten?” Cao Fei swallowed hard and asked.

  His gaze toward Tang Hao was filled with admiration.

  In his mind, Tang Hao must be extremely resilient in bed, which was why he managed to get so much money from that woman.

  ‘That’s right. Tang Hao isn’t a mundane person. He’s the one who invented Masculine Wind Aphrodisiac and Vitality Sports Drink. People call him the leader of the Masculine Wind Cult, and he has a following of millions on the Internet.

  ‘Such a man must be a champion in bed too. No, perhaps he is a god in bed.’

  He wanted to kowtow to him immediately so that Tang Hao could guide him on the path of Masculine Wind.

  “You’re amazing! Truly amazing!”

  “You’re a real man, Brother Hao! You’re my idol! Don’t worry, I won’t let Bingyao or Beauty Queen Shi know. ”

  The other people also had respectful expressions on their faces.

  ‘I didn’t know some women are willing to pay fifteen million dollars for one night. That’s amazing!

  ‘How amazing is Brother Hao’s prowess in bed?’

  Tang Hao rolled his eyes and kept the check away. “What are you thinking? Nothing happened. This is a donation for a charity foundation,” he said exasperatedly.

  “Tch!” Cao Fei and the others obviously did not believe it.

  The beautiful woman had specifically mentioned that she was very satisfied last night, and she had kissed him in front of everyone. Even an idiot could tell what happened.

  The money must have been paid for services rendered.

  Tang Hao felt guilty. He had indeed sold his body for fifteen million dollars.

  “I’ll be leaving now!”

  Tang Hao waved at his friends and hurriedly left.

  “Hey, don’t leave yet, Brother Hao! Teach me how to become just like you!”

  “I want to be your disciple, Brother Hao!”

  Cao Fei and the others shouted behind him.

  Tang Hao took a bus back to his apartment. He opened his fridge and saw that there were no ingredients inside. He prepare
d to go to the wet market so that he could make soup and roast griffin meat.

  His phone started ringing when he was at the entrance. He was shocked to see that it was from Ling Wei.

  His emotions were in a muddle.

  His relationship with Ling Wei was rather peculiar. After all, they had lived under the same roof for some time, and they even made out in bed once.

  He hesitated for a while and eventually picked up the phone.

  The other end of the phone was silent, as though she was thinking of what to speak.

  “Is there anything?” Tang Hao said.

  “Are you free tonight?” Ling Wei said hesitantly.

  “I’m free. What’s up?”

  “Can you… come and pick me up?” She requested.

  “Oh!” Tang Hao hesitated for a while and eventually agreed to it.

  “Um… well… I’m sorry for the last time that I didn’t get to meet you. I was really busy meeting with an important client. It’s not that I didn’t want to see you,” she said apologetically.

  “I know. Uncle Ming told me!” Tang Hao said.

  “Oh!” She replied softly.

  Then, there was some silence.

  “I’ll come over now?” Tang Hao said.

  “Mm!”

  After the call ended, Tang Hao went out of his house, rode on his A8, and drove toward Tai An Plaza.

  It was almost six o’clock in the evening. The sky was getting dark.

  He saw several luxury cars parked outside of the building, including Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and other expensive models.

  A handsome young man stood in front of each car. They wore perfume, dressed trendily, and sported impeccable hairstyles.

  They carried flowers in their hands — not one or two stalks, but entire bouquets of roses. Some were also holding presents in their hands.

  They looked as though they were waiting for someone to come out from the building entrance.

  Tang Hao was shocked when he saw the scene.

  ‘Don’t tell me they’re all waiting for President Ling?

  ‘That should be it. They’re all born from rich families. There’s only one woman in the entire building that would catch their attention.’

  At that moment, he understood why Ling Wei had requested him to pick her up.

  Tang Hao slowly drove over, parked his car next to the row of luxury sports cars, and got out.

  The young men turned and looked condescendingly at Tang Hao and his car.

  “Go away. Where did this poor kid come from?”

  “That’s right, it’s only an Audi A8. How dare he park his car next to us? Doesn’t he know any shame?”

  Tang Hao shot them a cold glance and ignored them.

  “Hey, kid, I’m talking about you! Are you deaf?” A tall young man in a dark blue suit pointed a finger at Tang Hao and yelled impatiently.

  Tang Hao ignored him, which frustrated him a lot.

  “F*ck! He’s pretending to be deaf!” He yelled.

  “Not only he’s deaf, but he’s also blind! I don’t think he knows who we are!” A bookish-looking young man in gold-rimmed spectacles said coldly.

  Tang Hao ignored them all. He took out his phone and sent Ling Wei a text message.

  “Never mind, just ignore him. We don’t have to stoop to his level!” One of them said.

  The young man in the blue suit glared at Tang Hao and smirked coldly. “Who are you waiting for, kid? You’re only driving an A8. She must be some unrefined woman.

  “Don’t you know who we’re waiting for today? Let me tell you, she’s the president of the company that owns this building. She’s Ling Wei, the famous beautiful woman of Provincial City. Whoever you might be waiting for, there’s no comparison to her.”

  He smirked after saying that.

  “Tch, don’t be so proud of yourself, Chang! President Ling will definitely not ride in your car. She must like gentle and knowledgeable men, like me,” the bookish-looking young man said derisively.

  “Nonsense! President Ling wouldn’t like sissies like you. She definitely likes tall, handsome, and masculine men like me,” the man in the blue suit huffed.

  “Ha! We’ll see then!” The bookish man said.

  Tang Hao tried hard not to burst out laughing. His eyes flashed with cunning, and he opened his mouth.

  “Say, that President Ling, is she very pretty?”

  Chapter 540 - Courting the Beautiful President

  The group of young men looked condescending.

  “Don’t you know who President Ling is? How ignorant!”

  “Someone of his status wouldn’t have heard of President Ling before. It’s normal that he doesn’t know.

  After a round of mockery, they resumed their obsessed looks.

  “Let me tell you, kid, President Ling is more than ‘beautiful.’ She’s a fairy descended from the heavens. She’s unlike any girl of your level,” the young man in the blue suit said.

  “Ah, President Ling is my goddess!” The bookish-looking gentleman said melodramatically while holding both of his hands over his heart.

  “She’s that beautiful?” Tang Hao asked.

  “You don’t say! I met her at the dinner party yesterday, and my heart was captivated at first sight. Cupid’s arrow pierced my heart at that instant, and I knew that I’ve fallen in love and can’t get up.

  “Ah, shall I compare thee to a summer’s day…”

  The bookish-looking man’s performance could only be described as cringeworthy.

  Tang Hao rolled his eyes. ‘Cupid’s arrow should’ve killed you on the spot!’

  “Why are we trying to reason with this kid? How could he ever possibly imagine how beautiful President Ling can be, given his limited worldview?”

  “You can wait here, kid. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of her. However, you can only look at her. You can never hope to win her heart.”

  The young men said condescendingly.

  Tang Hao could not stop himself from grinning. “Do I really stand no chance?” He asked earnestly, “If she’s as beautiful as you say, I’d like to give it a shot.”

  The young men were taken by surprise, but after which they broke into laughter.

  “Hahaha! You’re killing me!”

  “Oh my, oh my, that’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard in my life! Do you have something wrong with your brain, kid?”

  They double over laughing and clutching their stomachs.

  “‘Did a kid driving a stupid A8 say he wants to go after President Ling?”

  “That’s the biggest joke ever!”

  “The kid is definitely an idiot. Who does he think President Ling is? She’s not the type of woman that would be attracted by someone with a little bit of money.”

  “You’ve got balls, kid! We’ll let you try when President Ling appears,” the man in the blue suit said mockingly.

  “Alright!” Tang Hao agreed to it.

  The man was delighted when he heard that. He was only joking with the kid, but the kid was going to take it seriously.

  ‘This kid is a total idiot!’ He laughed up his sleeve.

  Tang Hao looked at the bouquets in their hand, then turned around to look down the street. He noticed a florist not far away.

  “I’ll go get flowers!”

  He started walking there.

  The young men were shocked, then they started laughing.

  “This kid is interesting!”

  “Interesting? He’s just an idiot who doesn’t know his position!”

  “Never mind. Ignore him!”

  They straightened their clothes and turned back to look at the entrance.

  Tang Hao returned three minutes later. In his hand was a single golden tulip.

  The young men turned to look at him and burst into laughter once more.

  “Why did you only get one flower, kid? If you can afford an A8, surely you can afford a few more flowers, right?”

  “What’s going through your br
ain, kid? Only one flower?”

  “One flower should be enough to convey my feelings!” Tang Hao said with a smile.

  “What an idiot! You’ve never courted a girl before, right? Every girl loves big bouquets! Who are you planning to give that flower to? How much did it cost? Ten yuan?”

  “No, only seven!” Tang Hao replied earnestly.

  “Ha, only seven yuan?” The young man in the blue suit was surprised. He thought that his guess of ten yuan was already low.

  ‘Damn! This kid is a riot!

  ‘Does he intend to court the president of a company with a single flower worth seven yuan?’

  “That kid is an idiot! Ignore him!”

  The group of young men grumbled among themselves, then turned away.

  It had been an hour after office hours, and people were streaming out of the building. They were surprised when they saw the spectacle in front of the building, but they started laughing when they saw the car at the end.

  All of them could see why the people were there.

  “Wow, they’re all luxury cars!”

  They exclaimed as they looked in front of them, especially the women, whose eyes were sparkling as they looked at the handsome rich young men accompanied by luxury cars and big bouquets.

  However, they were taken aback by the presence of a strange person standing behind them.

  Why was he strange? He was in a different style than the other rich young men.

  The other young men were either carrying big bouquets or extravagantly decorated gift boxes, while that guy only held a single flower stalk in his hand.

  They were not mistaken. He was only holding one flower.

  ‘Oh my god. Where does he get the courage to stand together with the other people?

  ‘The other people also have luxury cars worth millions, but that guy only has an A8 worth barely one million. They’re on different levels!’

 

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