I had five dollars I won in a poker game a few days before and I give it to him, and he went off and was gone quite a spell, and at last he come back and give me a ham sandwich. I ast him was that all he could get for five dollars, and he said grub was awful high in Wampum. I et the sandwich with one bite, and he said if I’d give him some more money he’d get me another sandwich. But I didn’t have no more and told him so.
“What!” he said, breathing licker fumes in my face through the winder bars. “No money? And you expect us to feed you for nothin’?” So he cussed me, and went off, and purty soon the sheriff come and looked in at me, and said: “What’s this I hear about you not havin’ no money?”
“I ain’t got none left,” I said, and he cussed something fierce.
“How you expeck to pay yore fine?” he demanded. “You think you can lay up in our jail and eat us out of house and home? What kind of a critter are you, anyway?”
Just then the jailer chipped in and said somebody told him I had a hoss down at the livery stable.
“Good,” said the sheriff. “We’ll sell his hoss for his fine.”
“You won’t neither,” I says, beginning to get mad. “You try to sell Cap’n Kidd, and I’ll forgit what pap told me about law-officers, and take you plumb apart.”
I riz up and glared at him through the winder, and he fell back and put his hand on his gun. But jest about that time I seen a man going into the Golden Eagle which was in easy sight of the jail, and lit up so the light streamed out into the street. I give a yell that made Ormond jump about a foot. It was Black Whiskers!
“Arrest that man, Sheriff!” I hollered. “He’s a thief!”
Ormond whirled and looked, and then he said: “Air you plumb crazy? That’s Wolf Ashley, my deperty.”
“I don’t give a dern,” I said. “He stole a poke of gold from my Uncle Jeppard Grimes up in the Humbolts, and I’ve trailed him clean from Bear Creek. Do yore duty and arrest him.”
“You shet up!” roared Ormond. “You cain’t tell me my business! I ain’t goin’ to arrest my best gunman — my star deperty, I mean. What you mean tryin’ to start trouble this way? One more yap outa you and I’ll throwa chunk of lead through you.”
And he turned around and stalked off muttering: “Poke of gold, huh? Holdin’ out on me, is he? I’ll see about that!”
“I sot down and held my head in bewilderment. What kind of a sheriff was this which wouldn’t arrest a derned thief? My thoughts run in circles till my wits was addled. The jailer had gone off and I wondered if he had went to sell Cap’n Kidd. I wondered what was going on back on Bear Creek, and I shivered to think what would bust loose at daybreak. And here I was in jail, with them fellers fixing to sell my hoss, whilst that dern thief swaggered around at large. I looked helplessly out a the winder.
It was getting late, but the Golden Eagle was going full blast. I could hear the music blaring away, and the fellers yipping and shooting their pistols in the air, and their boot heels stomping on the board walk. I felt like busting down and bawling, and then I begun to get mad. I get mad slow, generally, and before I was plumb mad, I heard a noise at the winder.
I seen a pale face staring in at me, and a couple of small white hands on the bars.
“Mister!” a voice whispered. “Oh, Mister!”
I stepped over and looked out and it was the kid gal Betty.
“What you doin’ here, gal?” I ast.
“Doc Richards said you was in Wampum,” she whispered. “He said he was afraid Ormond would do for you because you helped us, so I slipped away on his hoss and rode here as hard as I could. Jim was out tryin’ to round up the boys for a last stand, and Aunt Rachel and the other women was busy with Uncle Joab. They wasn’t nobody but me to come, but I had to! You saved Uncle Joab, and I don’t care if Jim does say yo’re a outlaw because yo’re a friend of Wolf Ashley. Oh, I wish’t I wasn’t jest a gal! I wisht I could shoot a gun, so’s I could kill Bill Ormond!”
“That ain’t no way for a gal to talk,” I says. “Leave the killin’ to the men. But I appreciates you goin’ to all this trouble. I got some kid sisters myself — in fact I got seven or eight, as near as I remember. Don’t you worry none about me. Lots of men gits throwed in jail.”
“But that ain’t it!” she wept, wringing her hands. “I listened outside the winder of the back room in the Golden Eagle and heard Ormond and Ashley talkin’ about you. I dunno what you wanted with Ashley when you ast Jim about him, but he ain’t yo’re friend. Ormond accused him of stealin’ a poke of gold and holdin’ out on him, and Ashley said it was a lie. Then Ormond said you told him about it, and he said he’d give Ashley till midnight to perjuice that gold, and if he didn’t Wampum would be too small for both of ‘em.”
“Then he went out to the bar, and I heered Ashley talkin’ to a pal of his’n, and Ashley said he’d have to raise some gold somehow, or Ormond would have him killed, but that he was goin’ to fix you,Mister, for lyin’ about him. Mister, Ashley and his bunch air over in the back of the Golden Eagle right now plottin’ to bust into jail before daylight and hang you!”
“Aw,” I says, “the sheriff wouldn’t let ’em do that.”
“But Ormond ain’t the sheriff!” she cried. “Him and his gunmen come into Wampum and killed all the people that tried to oppose him, or run ’em up into the hills. They got us penned up there like rats, nigh starvin’ and afeared to come to town. Uncle Joab come into Wampum this mornin’ to git some salt, and you seen what they done to him. He’s the real sheriff. Ormond is jest a bloody outlaw. Him and his gang is usin’ Wampum for a hang-out whilst they rob and steal and kill all over the country.”
“Then that’s what yore friend Jim meant,” I said slowly. “And me, like a dumb damn’ fool, I thought him and Joab and the rest of you-all was jest outlaws, like that fake deperty said.”
“Ormond took Uncle Joab’s badge and called hisself the sheriff to fool strangers,” she whimpered. “What honest people is left in Wampum air afeared to say anything. Him and his gunmen air rulin’ this whole part of the country. Uncle Joab sent a man east to git us some help in the settlements on Buffalo River, but none never come, and from what I overheard tonight, I believe Wolf Ashley follered him and killed him over east of the Humbolts somewheres. What air we goin’ to do?” she sobbed.
“Git on Doc Richards’ hoss and ride for Grizzly Mountain,” I said. “When you git there, tell the Doc to light a shuck for Wampum, because there’s goin’ to be plenty of work for him time he gits here.”
“But what about you?” she cried. “I cain’t go off and leave you to git hanged!”
“Don’t worry about me, gal,” I said. “I’m Breckinridge Elkins of the Humbolt Mountains, and I’m preparin’ for to shake my mane! Hustle!”
I reckon something about me convinced her, because she glided away into the shadders, whimpering, and presently I heard the clack of hoss’ hoofs dwindling in the distance. I then riz and laid hold of the winder bars and tore’ em out by the roots. Then I sunk my fingers into the sill log and tore it out, and three or four more along with it, and the wall give way and the roof fell down on me, but I shaken aside the rooins and heaved up out of the wreckage like a b’ar out of a deadfall.
About this time the jailer come running up, and when he seen what I had did he was so surprised he forgot to shoot with his pistol. So I taken it away from him and knocked down the door of his shack with him and left him laying in its rooins.
I then strode up the street towards the Golden Eagle and here come a feller galloping down the street, and who should it be but that derned fake deputy, Jackson. He couldn’t holler with his bandaged jaw, but when he seen me he jerked loose his lariat and piled it around my neck, and sot spurs to his cayuse aiming for to drag me to death. But I seen he had his rope tied fast to his horn, Texas style, so I laid hold onto it with both hands and braced my laigs, and when the hoss got to the end of the rope, the girths busted and the hoss went out from under the saddle, and
Jackson come down on his head in the street and laid still.
I throwed the rope off my neck and went onto the Golden Eagle with the jailer’s .45 in my scabbard. I looked in and seen the same crowd there, and Ormond r’ared back at the bar with his belly stuck out, roaring and bragging.
I stepped in and hollered: “Look this way, Bill Ormond, and pull iron, you dirty thief!”
He wheeled, paled, and went for his gun, and I slammed six bullets into him before he could hit the floor. I then throwed the empty gun at the dazed crowd and give one deafening roar and tore into ’em like a mountain cyclone. They begun to holler and surge onto me and I throwed ’em and knocked ’em right and left like ten pins. Some was knocked over the bar and some under the tables and some I knocked down stacks of beer kegs with. I ripped the roulette wheel loose and mowed down a whole row of ’em with it, and I throwed a billiard table through the mirror behind the bar jest for good measure. Three or four fellers got pinned under it and yelled bloody murder.
Meanwhile they was hacking at me with bowies and hitting me with chairs and brass knuckles and trying to shoot me, but all they done with their guns was shoot each other because they was so many they got in each other’s way, and the other things just made me madder. I laid hands on as many as I could hug at onst, and the thud of their heads banging together was music to me. I also done good work heaving ’em head-on agen the walls, and I further slammed several of ’em heartily agen the floor and busted all the tables with their carcasses. In the melee the whole bar collapsed, and the shelves behind the bar fell down when I slang a feller into ‘em, and bottles rained all over the floor. One of the lamps also fell off the ceiling which was beginning to crack and cave in, and everybody begun to yell: “Fire!” and run out through the doors and jump out the winders.
In a second I was alone in the blazing building except for them which was past running. I’d started for a door myself when I seen a buckskin pouch on the floor along with a lot of other belongings which had fell out of men’s pockets as they will when the men gets swung by the feet and smashed agen the wall.
I picked it up and jerked the tie-string, and a trickle of gold dust spilt into my hand. I begun to look on the floor for Ashley, but he warn’t there. But he was watching me from outside, because I looked and seen him jest as he let bam at me with a .45 from the back room which warn’t on fire much yet. I plunged after him, ignoring his next slug which took me in the shoulder, and then I grabbed him and taken the gun away from him. He pulled a bowie and tried to stab me in the groin, but only sliced my thigh, so I throwed him the full length of the room and he hit the wall so hard his head went through the boards.
Meantime the main part of the saloon was burning so I couldn’t go out that way. I started to go out the back door of the room I was in, but got a glimpse of some fellers which was crouching jest outside the door waiting to shoot me as I come out. So I knocked out a section of the wall on another side of the room, and about that time the roof fell in so loud them fellers didn’t hear me coming, so I fell on ’em from the rear and beat their heads together till the blood ran out of their ears, and stomped ’em and taken their shotguns away from ‘em.
Then I was aware that people was shooting at me in the light of the burning saloon, and I seen that a bunch was ganged up on the other side of the street, so I begun to loose my shotguns into the thick of them, and they broke and run yelling blue murder.
And as they went out one side of the town, another gang rushed in from the other, yelling and shooting, and I snapped a empty shell at ’em before one yelled: “Don’t shoot, Elkins! We’re friends!” And I seen it was Jim and Doc Richards, and a lot of other fellers I hadn’t never seen before then.
They went tearing after Ormond’s gang, whooping and yelling, and the way them outlaws took to the tall timber was a caution. They warn’t no fight left in ’em at all.
Jim pulled up, and looked at the wreckage of the jail, and the remnants of the Golden Eagle, and he shook his head like he couldn’t believe it.
“We was on our way to make a last effort to take the town back from that gang,” says he. “Betty met us as we come down the trail and told us you was a friend and a honest man. We hoped to git here in time to save you from gittin’ hanged.” Again he shaken his head with a kind of bewildered look. Then he says “Oh, say, I’d about forgot. On our way here we run onto a man on the road who said he was lookin’ for you. Not knowin’ who he was, we roped him and brung him along with us. Bring the prisoner, boys!”
They brung him, tied to his saddle, and it was Jack Gordon, Joel’s youngest brother and the fastest gunslinger on Bear Creek.
“What you doin’ houndin’ me?” I demanded bitterly. “Has the feud begun already and has Joel sot you on my trail? Well, I got what I come after, and I’m headin’ back for Bear Creek. I cain’t git there by daylight, but maybe I’ll git there in time to keep everybody from gittin’ kilt. Here’s Uncle Jeppard’s cussed gold!” And I waved the poke in front of him.
“But that cain’t be it!” says he. “I been trailin’ you all the way from Bear Creek, tryin’ to catch you and tell you the gold had been found! Uncle Jeppard and Joel and Erath got together and everything was explained and is all right. Where’d you git that gold?”
“I dunno whether Ashley’s pals got it together so he could give it to Ormond and not git kilt for holdin’ out on his boss, or what,” I says. “But I know the owner ain’t got no more use for it now, and probably stole it in the first place. I’m givin’ this gold to Betty,” I says. “She shore deserves a reward. And giving it to her makes me feel like maybe some good come outa this wild goose chase, after all.”
Jim looked around at the ruins of the outlaw hangout, and murmured something I didn’t catch. I says to Jack: “You said Uncle Jeppard’s gold was found. Where was it, anyway?”
“Well,” said Jack, “little General William Harrison Grimes, Joash Grimes’s youngest boy, he seen his grand-pap put the gold under the rock, and he got it out to play with it. He was usin’ the nuggets for slugs in his nigger- shooter,” Jack said, “and it’s plumb cute the way he pops a rattlesnake with ‘em. What did you say?”
“Nothin’,” I said between my teeth. “Nothin’ that’d be fit to repeat, anyway.”
“Well,” he said, “if you’ve had yore fun, I reckon yo’re ready to start back to Bear Creek with me.”
“I reckon I ain’t,” I said. “I’m goin’ to ‘tend to my own private affairs for a change. I told Glory McGraw early this mornin’ I was goin’ to git me a town-gal, and by golly, I meant it. Gwan on back to Bear Creek, and if you see Glory, tell her I’m headin’ for Chawed Ear where the purty gals is as thick as honey bees around a apple tree.”
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6. THE FEUD BUSTER
I PULLED out of Wampum before sunup. The folks, wanted me to stay and be a deputy sheriff, but I taken a good look at the female population and seen that the only single woman in town was a Piute squaw. So I headed acrost the mountains for Chawed Ear, swinging wide to avoid coming anywheres nigh to the Humbolts. I didn’t want to chance running into Glory McGraw before I had me a town-gal.
But I didn’t get to Chawed Ear nigh as soon as I’d figgered to. As I passed through the hills along the head-waters of Mustang River, I run into a camp of cowpunchers from the Triple L which was up there rounding up strays. The foreman needed some hands, and I happened to think maybe I’d cut a better figger before the Chawed Ear belles if’n I had some money in my pocket, so I taken on with them. After he seen me and Cap’n Kidd do one day’s work the foreman ‘lowed that they warn’t no use in hiring the six or seven other men he aimed; he said I filled the bill perfect.
So I worked with ’em three weeks, and then collected my pay and pulled for Chawed Ear.
I was all primed for the purty settlement-gals, little suspected the jamboree I was riding into blind, the echoes of which ain’t yet quit circulating through the mountain country. And that reminds me to remark tha
t I’m sick and tired of the slanders which has been noised abroad about that there affair, and if they don’t stop, I’ll liable to lose my temper, and anybody in the Humbolts can tell you when I loses my temper the effect on the population is wuss’n fire, earthquake and cyclone.
First-off, it’s a lie that I rode a hundred miles to mix into a feud which wasn’t none of my business. I never heard of the Warren-Barlow war before I come into the Mezquital country. I hear tell the Barlows is talking about suing me for destroying their property. Well, they ought to build their cabins solider if they don’t want ’em tore down. And they’re all liars when they says the Warrens hired me to exterminate ’em at five dollars a sculp. I don’t believe even a Warren would pay five dollars for one of their mangy sculps. Anyway, I don’t fight for hire for nobody, And the Warrens needn’t belly-ache about me turnin’ on ’em and trying to massacre the entire clan. All I wanted to do was kind of disable ’em so they couldn’t interfere with my business. And my business, from first to last, was defending the family honor. If I had to wipe up the earth with a couple of feuding clans whilst so doing, I cain’t help it. Folks which is particular of their hides ought to stay out of the way of tornadoes, wild bulls, devastating torrents and a insulted Elkins.
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