The liquor supply ship being full of nothing other than liquor, the IBP radical’s various futile messages reached precisely no one. Then, and here’s the crazy part, then they lit all their ships on fire. The logic being that liquor was flammable and would be destroyed. This is true, and it was destroyed. Mission Accomplished. What else is true is that every single IBP protester was also quite flammable and they too were destroyed. Hundreds of Millions of dead protesters… just to piss off an eccentric alcoholic doofus. What is also true is that the sheer amount of investment bankers required to fuel on stand-by and then materialize the IBP blockade into the ‘No’ formation at precisely that time, was staggeringly more than the entire Obotron 7 fleet could ever consume… ever. It was a curious universal fact that every protestor was inevitably just as, if not more, guilty than what or whoever it was that they were protesting. This is discussed in detail in Karl Von Marxschenhowzer’s infamous “Hypocrisy Inaction: The Plight of the Pointless Protester.”
Wilx happened to be reading Hypocrisy Inaction: The Plight of the Pointless Protester, as Dr. Rip T. Brash the Third saw his precious liquor supply explode and then evaporate. Rip then did something he hadn’t done for awhile. He went completely insane.
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